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Mass grave dig reveals a vampire, who had bricks stuffed in its mouth for spreading The Black Death
(photo credit New Scientist)
Several weeks ago we learned about the dangers of a new movie named Twilight, which encouraged kids to start practicing the dark art of vampirism.
Nationwide, parents took to panic as their teenagers were turned into vampire love slaves by this evil film. Stores began selling vampire outfits as teens were fully engaged in Satanic rituals, even taking time to make a new blood ceremony drink called tamato.
Vampires have long been a scourge on human society, attacking innocent victims with neck bites and spreading demonically crafted viruses for thousands of years now.
As you may know, during the Middle Ages followers of vampirism spread a tragic disease known as ‘The Black Death’, or, the Bubonic plague, that nearly wiped out the entire population of Europe.
Men of the time watched in horror as the black death plague brought suffering and death to their wives and family. As such, they had no choice but to combat the spread of this disease by stuffing bricks in the mouths of those who practiced the vampire arts.
A recent archaeological survey in Venus discovered the remains a female vampire who had bricks stuffed into her mouth before being thrown into a grave. As mentioned, this practice was necessary as vampires spread plague by chewing on the shrouds and bodies of the dead, then arising to go around to spread the deadly disease to others.
This dark chapter of human history nearly wiped out the peak civilization of humanity at the time. Due to the rampant death and destruction this cult of evil brought to mankind, the Middle Ages experienced a noticeable decline in civics, sciences and prosperity
Fortunately, exorcisms such as the one brought to this female vampire eventually brought a temporary end to vampirism and The Black Death. This does not mean it cannot happen again, and for that, we must keep the lessons from history in mind.
12:46 pm
Is this a joke? Because if it is it’s funny.
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1:40 pm
They call me the Count
because I really love to fuck.
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2:16 pm
Amber… you’re god damn stupid.
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3:48 pm
I would just like to say that being a vampire KICKS ASS i perosnally can find no greater pass time than hunting down innocent people, biting into their tender necks and then infecting them with bubonic plague!
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4:33 pm
Bob Dole is a vampire.
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5:07 pm
Dear Amber,
As one of the citizens of europe i do know the history of it. The plauge you are refering to didnt have anything to do with vampires. Its documented from that time that this plauge, you are speaking of, was due to rats brought on ships from asia. This plauge is indeed refered as the “black plauge” and that is after the black rats that came from the ships. As a true christian you should know that this IS documented in the vatican as well.
As goes for this website, it’s out of line!
I strongly advice you to read the bible and then tell me were in the bible it says that you as a christian can judge others for not following your belives.
As i look in the bible (that i do have in front of me) i can only shortly summerize one part that this website misses. It says in short that ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE US. How dare you people that call yourselfs christians on this site, JUDGE people, doesnt GOD exicte any more and thats why you all desided to take his jobb? As a christian you should be a shame for judging others and pray that you will not be cast into hell to burn in eternal fire.
A tip focus on helping people thrue your belives instead of beeing a sinner and judging others.
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7:26 pm
marry me, amber!!!!
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10:12 pm
Are you complete mad?? Vampires spreading the Bubonic Plague in medieval Europe?? I hope you’re posting this from an asylum somewhere…
Let me guess, you vote republican?
BTW: Venus is a planet, Venice is a city in Italy. If there were vampires on Venus, I doubt very much that they could survive on Earth without a spacesuit of some kind regulating temperature at atmosphere – which would make biting virgins necks quite difficult. Also, due to the lack of atmosphere on Venus, the effects of the sunlight on vampires would be considerably greater, so I doubt very much that they could survive on Venus anyway…
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10:43 pm
You have GOT to be kidding me. How about you do a little LEGITIMATE RESEARCH before opening your mouth. How about you do a little research about ANYTHING you write about. Honestly, where do you come up with this shit? I’ve read a few of your articles and am continually more and more angered and disappointed. People like you cause me to lose faith in humanity – people who hide behind a religion to openly hate different groups in the name of God. It’s disgusting. In the long run, you’re the one whose life is going to be miserable. You’re full of hatred and prejudice, but I’m not going to tell you to burn. You’re a human being and as much as I may hate what you’re saying, I would never treat you as you treat those you disagree with. Because you, like myself, are a person. And there is something the same in all of us – whether we pray to Jesus or worship Lilith.
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6:48 pm
HAHAHAH! Oh this was the funniest thing I have read all day. I am truly glad I was turned on to Deism… This is for the idiot blind followers. Oh- and who needs ‘research’ when the word of God guides your intellegence. Just look – the proof is in the pudding, right? RIGHT?!
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7:26 pm
Vampires from Venus??
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7:24 pm
Hi, Amber. I’m not trying to attack you, but on an unrelated topic, I saw that you commented on Tyson Bower’s little rant about Michelle Obama, which was obviously racist. You seemed to have no qualms with it, I just want to know as a good Christian how you can endorse, or at least accept that kind of racism.
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7:30 pm
Oh, and also I think it’s important that you know the Bubonic plague was not spread by vampires, but was spread (usually) from the bites of fleas that were often found on rodents. Once a person was infected it was highly contagious. Even the article you provided (which I thank you for providing, as so often people do do not cite their information on this website) supported the fact that it was not spread by vampires, and even put the word vampires in quotes, as they are completely mythical.
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3:29 pm
Wow, this Amber lady is an absolute moron. I saw the article about the teenage girl masturbating on a forum that I visit and so I had to come here and see for myself if this was real. I’m a christian and live in the “bible belt” and I have never heard such fanatical views in my life. I really don’t think Amber is intelligent enough about anything to give others advice, and she is in no way qualified. Amber you may think this is cute or somehow helpful, but your comments and “advice” is much more harm than help. You lady are an idiot, a moron, a fanatic, and you should seek psychiatric help, seriously. You offer advice as if you are somehow qualified and educated enough to do so, but reading your articles it is clear that you are not. Please consider the people who’s live you may impact negatively because of your ignorance and pride. And if you are indeed a Christian, then you should act like one!!!!!
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11:11 pm
“You guys need to practice your American before trying to sound smart.” – Amber
Well Amber, you need to crack open a book and learn that the Bubonic Plague was spread by rats, not vampires before trying to sound smart. You also need to learn that “American” is not a language before trying to sound smart. The language is called English; there is no such language called American.
You have outdone yourself in sheer stupidity.
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5:42 am
The witches had a pretty bad run to. Why do the women always get the blame. Certainly not a good way to go.
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9:07 am
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6:37 am
Okay, firstly i love twilight, secondly, ive drunk the tomato drink, 3rdly i study the arts of necromacy, and im nocturnal most of the time…. what does that make me iey? you sick people need to die a painful and bloody death.
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12:10 am
wtf? Twilight teaching blood rituals?? i want to slap the dumb bitch who wrote this…oh and VAMPIRES ARE FAKE!!!!
~go to hell
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4:31 pm
Sometimes I sit and fuck all day.
But sometimes I get carried away.
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6:34 pm
I applaud you, good sir. I truly do.
Amber probably has never gotten laid in her life. Must be why she’s so butthurt about stuff like this (Oh, and see her “Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?” article.).
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3:24 am
What is a “plauge”?
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9:04 pm
really, only a European would take such a bloody article seriously, cant you tell its a (expletive) joke? you people crack me up with your ignorant fantasies about USA and Americans. time to stop watching the Waltons and Little House on the Prairie and realize that People like Fred Phelps are not representational for 300 million people, How many times have I heard in Europe that USA will never have a black or female president, and As Im unfortunately very familiar with the rampant ignorant which exists in certain nameless circles, I already know the line of excuses we have about USAs new President, ” yeah but yeah but yeah but”
– Yeah! but maybe you are just plain WRONG!
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7:22 pm
I have and its even more frightening that they give advice from their belives.
Any good senced person (no matter what belives) should know the danger of giving advice thrue a religon aspecialy when the holy documents they base this on doesnt even bring up the subject. I am a christian as well and it hurts to see people using the religion this way. Christianety is about loving and caring for your fellow humans, no matter who they are and what belives. Christianety have never been about judging others for what ever reasons. People like on this website that propagets lies and others are no better then the terrorist they are afraid off.
And website likes this is what makes religion go bad.
To the once reading this website:
May it be a warning you are headed to what most frightens you.. you are turning yourself into a radical christian and that is the same as beeing a radical islamist. Both are as bad as an other.
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7:59 am
Haha i could have expected a comment like that.. I pitty you, that a word can justify a complaint. Cant you atleast try complaining on the facts in the text?
Well i know you have to know some history, but maybe this is out of your knowledge? Well infact i do think you agree with me sence the only thing you came up with was a complaint on a word in the text..
And you are one of does christians that will show the way? I rather jump of a cliff because that makes more sence than this childish behavior.
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4:32 pm
Read a dictionary.
Oh, irony. I’m not a biblefag, but didn’t the book of Revelation mention plauges? Surely, you should know that.
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2:55 pm
thank you amber. she has to come in here and settle the peeing match. that guy is so full of fail, it’s sad. i’m praying for his dimwitted, little soul.
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9:22 pm
I remember the word ‘plagues’, but ‘plauge’ I’ve never seen in my life. What is a plauge?
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2:19 pm
Singular form of “plauges”.
Literacy fail. Read a dictionary for once.
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2:34 pm
Plauge is not a word, friend. You guys need to practice your American before trying to sound smart.
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3:44 pm
A dictionary is American, is it not? I just so happened to look up “plague” in it right now.
1. an epidemic disease that causes high mortality; pestilence.
A good synonym for “plague” is “Christianity” or “ChristWire”.
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11:13 pm
Hmm, I just got a really good idea for a B-grade sci-fi movie. If only I had an evil, scientific godless device which allowed me to go back in time. I pray to Buddha that this is a really dedicated troll site.
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1:26 pm
Dear before you say such things you should think about what you are writing. Practice your American? First of all it’s English. Also you remind me of the inquisition, babbling about evil forces such as vampires. The black plague originated from fleas which were abundant on rats, which then affected a Mongols’ army who were taking a city in the Middle East under siege. They then catapulted the dead bodies over the city’s defense, which lead to a massive migration of the occupants to Europe. In your case, ignorance truly is a bliss.
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10:25 am
1. It’s call English you cunt.
2. Thanks for taking a serious archaeological discovery into your level of idiotic douchebaggery. I watched that episode on National Geographic, it was cool seeing how the lore varies by region. And fyi, she (the dead person) was a revenant, not vampire. The word vampire was used as a reference.
I propose we kill Amber by staking her (wood stake in heart and brick in mouth) so she can get the point.
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