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    April 21, 2009 1:30 pm 137 comments
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    Well, well, well. It looks like some smart mouth atheists are getting ready to eat a big slice of humble pie.

    Last week we warned everyone about the new Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince movie trailer. As you should well know, Harry Potter is very immoral and dangerous to your kids because it contains demonic themes, mature innuendo and is very bigoted against Christianity.

    The entire Harry Potter series is blasphemous and I only wish this were the pre-colonial days so we could have this Mr. J.K Rowling put on trial then shamed in gallows, as he watched us burn all of his books for spreading witchcraft. After all that he would confess his sins and confess Harry Potter is the devil’s work, lest we help God cast him into burning Lake of Fire with all his books!

    But it’s the modern days and heathens worldwide have hijacked our court systems and are reveling in this new Harry Potter filth. They think the evil themes in these Harry Potter’s books are not real issues to be concerned about. Satan’s best lie is convincing atheists that he and his tools of sin induction do not exist.

    Two no good atheist commentators, Sid and Atsuki Saijo, presumably a Chinase, rebuked my analysis of the upcoming Harry Potter film. For some reason they seemed to think that unicorn people don’t exist and therefore Harry Potter should get a free pass for having homosexually gay unicorns in the movie.

    The fact is that original unicorns were among the first animals created on Earth and the first that Adam named. They were beautiful and were granted special abilities, but sadly became extinct during the flood because Noah ‘couldn’t’ fit the very wild and powerful animals into his boat.

    I still spit in disgust at all the tripe Harry Potter is trying to cram into the mind of our children. The fact full grown adults are so ignorant to see this serpent’s scam of demonizing our history is infuriating!

    So I did extensive research to show faithless heathen people out there that yes, unicorn people do exist and yes, Harry Potter movies use this, among many other things, to bring sin to your kids and slyly offend Christians.

    Now you should understand that like with many human afflictions, Satan sometimes uses his powers of sin to alter the, alleles, and codons of the body, messing up the protein secretions in such a way that improper structures form, upregulation takes place and Satan’s genotypical sin is phenotypically expressed.

    My best hypothesis is that Satan found some of God’s original DNA blueprint from the unicorn skeletons (original unicorns were pure and horselike, but drowned in the flood) buried deep in the terror regions, then used that DNA to genetically evolve sin right into the forehead of the unicorn people, to create a new magical master class of humans.

    Satan has used his scientific powers and evolved a women into a unicorn.  You can see his works expressed by the single horn phenotype.

    Satan has used his scientific powers and evolved this women into a unicorn. You can see his works expressed by the single horn phenotype.

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    • J.K. Rowling is a woman, dumbass. Since you can’t even get this minor detail correct I hold no credence in the rest of your diatribe nor your Photoshop “proof”.

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    • ‘My best hypothesis is that Satan found some of God’s original DNA blueprint from the unicorn skeletons (original unicorns were pure and horselike, but drowned in the flood) buried deep in the terror regions, then used that DNA to genetically evolve sin right into the forehead of the unicorn people, to create a new magical master class of humans.’

      WTF!!!

      are you actually retarded?

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    • harry potters fiction dumbass!!!
      fiction = not real

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    • “fiction = not real”

      Just typical that you’d try to deny what’s right in front of your eyes. This is empirical evidences that unicorn people are real. It is more proof of why Harry Potter is a very dangerous film to faith and morality.

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      • Mugen Lensrich

        Sir(Mr.Abe ,Mr. Chuck Reagan and to whom it may concern), with all due respect, I am a 16 years old christian and I have believed in God since I was a toddler. Well, first and foremost, let me tell you a story, once upon a time, there was this kid who believe that Santa(Don’t give me a lame joke saying that santa is actually anagram of Satan =.=) Claus do exist. Every christmas eve he would wish for Santa to give him his present. Little did he know that it was his father that gave it to him. When he grew up and found out the truth, he wouldn’t want to believed it at first but his logic told him otherwise. That kid dream about Santa is lost forever.
        My point by beating around the bush and tell you this story is because it’s an undeniable fact that most of the people have experienced this before. Now, let’s compare this with harry potter. I personally love harry potter books ( the movie sucks btw,,,) and found that the story is enjoyable. And I’m sure most of the kids who had read it share the same opinion as I do. This story has inspired me a great deal, of courage, of friendship and it let my mind free of all logical boundaries and swim freely in the sky of imagination. By condemning the Harry Potter, you have actually stripped these children of their freedom to imagine, to live in their own imaginary world, even if it doesn’t last forever. Well, we will grow up eventually and found these Harry Potter kind of stuff to be only a form of entertainment.
        Moving on, I would like to state a few mistakes u have made:
        1. You were suggesting to hang ms. J.K.Rowling on the gallows.
        HELLOO! Are you try to play GOD? Do you have the right over their life and death? NO! God gave us our life. It’s our freedom on how we live. He had given us His guidance. People may turn out to be good or bad, and he will bring judgement in the end of the day :D . But nobody is perfect, am I rite?

        2.It’s the gallows issue again. In the ancient China, when u are found guilty your whole family will be given the capital punishment. And you said “the pre-colonial days” people(heretics etc) were hung on the gallows. But we don’t see these kind of punishment in our era anymore… These are inhuman way of judging the right from wrong. Who could actually know who is right and who is wrong? Is a person heart made from glass and you could see through it? Thus, the court system is formed. People do change, from era to era, from day by day. Some of these changes are necessary because you can’t stick to the old way all the time. Human is always evolving!

        3. We as Christians should have not condemn atheists. Well, let me give you an example, a african boy, born in the wilderness of africa. Their parents has no religion, no one can taught him how to be a Christian. Is it his fault he is not a christian? God has given humanity freedom my friends. If He has not, we would not being able to live at all! We can’t say that other religion are heretics or being an atheists is bad but we should encourage them to join our christianity not make an anti-non-christian attitude.

        4.Two no good atheist commentators, Sid and Atsuki Saijo, presumably a Chinase, rebuked my analysis of the upcoming Harry Potter film. *Sigh* 1 advice, you should spend your time to read newspaper rather than spending all your time on bible. I’m sure God wouldn’t want you to read bible excessively until you neglect the outside world. Atsuki Saijo – Very obviously that he is a Japanese! LOL

        5.This is fiction alrite? any proof? “The fact is that original unicorns were among the first animals created on Earth and the first that Adam named. They were beautiful and were granted special abilities, but sadly became extinct during the flood because Noah ‘couldn’t’ fit the very wild and powerful animals into his boat.” Oh and by the way, you could open any dictionary, it will says fiction = not real there are no other explanation duh..

        6.And I think your logic of being Satan himself mutate human by giving them a horn is redundant and sadly, idiotic. Human beings are not perfect, sometimes, they were created with something less ( e.g. no leg, no hand), or something more like your so called “unicorn lady” there. They are given these special traits by God for a certain reason. We don’t know. I believe that God will not forsake us and let Satan toy with our body. He gave all the unfortunate people these special traits for a purpose. A purpose that no one will know.

        Here is my conclusion, what can Satan do is toy with human heart. He gives doubt and sorrow and every bad emotion u can feel. But without bad things, good things wouldn’t exist either. What is light without darkness? What we believe is correct may sometimes be wrong, I believe that Mr.Abe has proven my statement here. Sir, have you think about the possibilities that Satan has actually distort your believe? Even YOU are only a human, an imperfect being. Bible is written by human, though God gave the human who wrote it HIS words, but who can deny the possibility of it being changed, altered? Therefore, I would like to urge every Christian in the world. Bible is merely a guidance for as all, God live through our heart. We have faith in him therefore he grant us the wisdom to correct our wrong, the strength to repent for our mistake. God is here among us.
        God Bless You

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        • yeah wow thanks for clarifying what this person wrote. lol i cant help but assume they write this whole article as a joke though.. almost every thing they wrote was negative thereofre setting out to attack everything. noone can be that sad surely? and yup bible was actually written fourth handedly from the aramaics and noahs flood was actually the melting of the final amount of ice from the ice age tides rose to 23ft above todays sea level and i believe even though i am not a 100% christian that god gave these people the knowledge of astronomy to plan what the elements were going to do the path which god gave them and use them with noah to warn others and their fault if they didnt listen. either way everything in the bible is basic common sense. and if you look closely everything is true however alot of people accuse the bible of being false and unrealsitic. but! if you read closely there are specific ways where it is worded so second readings(second meanings)occurr and assume stuff which ends up happening and is proved scientifically! it was all written by the first peoples knowledge founded laster in transcripts which were then translated and put into the most logical and best mindset and transferred to paper. therefore all in the bile makes sense. god is your common sense your inner voice and that has to come from somewhere..we have to come from somewhere.. we are made out of common sense for we must be here for a reason.. its all circle of life and for those that blaspheme bout the bible and say nasty stuff. i can tell them.

          the people (christians)whom wrote the ible chose only the best and most sensible and beneficial stuff to include creating a book of life.basically. they dscounted all the other gods the aramaics etc used. however in alot of the ancient scripture they also talk about a red god(has a name but this is the translation) comes to earth angry with what evil has come to the earth eg greedy create poverty because of thier need for difference even though we are created the same. it says it will come every so many years. well heard of the equinox? an elipse? it says the red god wil darvel down the dark path.
          fact.. in year 2012 there will be a red eclipse the equinox in the black road(in the milyway the black strip) where the sun and will turn the moon blood red=the red god. this was also predicted in the mayan calendar because they studied the stars etc for years hence how they knew the great flood would happen as the sun gets so close at this certain point it alters the moons atmosphere. thats why glaciers etc are melting again. yes i say again because it has happened befpore!
          but because humans have destroyed much of the atmosphere the ice will not become as strong again because the hole in the ozone layer lets extra heat then there was originally last time.

          lots of people say 2012 is the end of the world blah blah blah but it is not. i have given the description of what has happened before and what will happen many times again. its in the bible its in the scriptures the bibles info was taken from. its been there all along and predjucied blabber mouths like this harry potter harasser you commented on are the type to escalate the issues. you have a good attitude though which is why i am so compelled to reply to what you said. never give up your faith you are right in what you say and surely you will reap the benefits in the end. just keep your eyes open. you will see the changes see the signs and know that if those read the bible more clearly who once criticized it.. they will see a whole new side to life lol..

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      • paula greavette

        what’s next condeming Hans Cristian Anderson, like everyone else said, it’s ficton, and if we tell our kids not to use their imangiations, you might as well turn them into robots. sounds like you need to get out more, and stop preaching at everyone, what’s it to you what ppl believe in, by the way the devil is also in every machine you use, so take your own advice and stop!!

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      • BIG DEUCE 9Lives 8====D to god's mouth.

        xDD fuckin abe mannnn

        why you smokin crack bro?
        everyone knows unicorn people are unreal,
        yet you cant get your mouth off the hillbilly crackpipe.

        + we have dental care now,get your teeth checked out.

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    • this is a parody site rite?

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    • I have to wonder where the evidence that it was made by no-one other than Satan himself is coming from. If there’s scientific proof of that then I would like to see it (along with scientific proof that Satan does indeed exist).

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    • I’m disappointed Mr. Abe:
      “They were beautiful and were granted special abilities, but sadly became extinct during the flood because Moses ‘couldn’t’ fit the very wild and powerful animals into his boat.”
      Moses didn’t have a boat, you are thinking of Noah. Please read your bible sir.

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      • guitarMan666

        Also, please tell me where unicorns are ever mentioned in the Bible. I certainly don’t remember it and I’ve read the creation and flood myths many many times.

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    • “Mr. J.K Rowling put on trial then shamed in gallows”

      Wow Abe, you are just too much sometimes.

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    • Atsuki Saijo

      I am honored to have this article dedicated to me. Thank you Abe.

      I still have one question however. If unicorns were the first to be created and didn’t make it to safety during the Great Flood, then why are they evil now? Because Satan put “Unicorn Genes” into some old woman? And how is that a bad thing?

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      • lmao yeah oh man this really cracks me up. this persons putting you up there with the bible man! hes putting you in the same paragraph as all this holy stuff he talks about. must thing real high of you lmao i wos wondering who this famous atsuki saijo person is lmao congrats to you

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    • Tyson Bowers III

      This is a creation of satan!

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      • that’s true because we do not know what Jesus looks like. But if you are calling the Lord Jesus Christ satan, I pray mercy on your soul!

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        • The Lord Jesus is nice and real, I don’t really get what your saying.Do you mean poor people who are like that,or people who worship God?

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    • lmao this is hilarious. you guys are joking right? it’s just weird that anyone could actually believe that satan made a unicorn person lol. that poor old woman has clearly got some kind of deformity. people have been born with teeth in strange places and extra limbs etc. this kind of thing happens and there are scientific explanations for them. satan did not make this woman because satan is not real. you are either having a joke or are dumb as fuck and completely out of touch with reality. please tell me it’s a joke.

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    • Someone sent this article to me for a good laugh. This site, or at least this individual article, is satire, right? Surely they keep backwoods crazies like this from getting internet access, right?

      Assuming this whole thing is a joke, there really is some golden material here. I have to give it up to the author for creativity.

      In the slim chance this garbage is for real, I would imagine God is involuntarily puking on all of the angels right now.

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    • everything you have written here is utter cows dung how can you suggest that harry potter is in anyway connected to god or the so called teachings of the bible, Also if i was a religious person then your the kind of person that would make me want to stop believing, and on another note if you do actually read the bible you would see that in a number of places the whole homosexual thing is contradicted at least 4 times, And as for being a smart-Alec im just not a red-neck,twisted,inbred,ass wipe
      Neon-Rave128

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    • also, the thing about adam and eve
      *what the hell, to populate the earth from 2 people would be the result of billions of incestuous relationships, which is a sin.

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      • I would like to point out…two things I have found in the bible that just can not be explained away…the first being Genesis 1 Ver 26-28 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let THEM have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; MALE AND FEMALE created he THEM. 28 And God blessed THEM, and God said unto THEM, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. If you will notice I have captalized some words in the passage…Now please explain to me..if god created Adam and Eve as the first man and woman how could he have created them and told be fruitful and multiply….Yet in Genesis 2 it states that there where no men to till the land. And yet as the story continues…in Genesis 4 Eve had only bore two sons one of which was murder and one of which was cast out and yet…the murder goes out into the land of Nod, east of Eden and there married and his wife bore a son? Now..if Adam and Eve truly where the first man and woman and by the time that Cain had murdered his brother they had only bore 2 children…then please explain to me how it is that Cain could meet a woman marry her and have a child of his own?

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    • I am glad that some Christan are this stupid. It just makes it all the easier for me to not believe in god. Surely any god would bless his subjects with more intelligence then those around them.

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    • You know, that picture REALLLLY looks like somebody just took a picture of feces coming out of someone’s anus, and superimposed the picture onto an old lady’s forehead. Who agrees?

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      • yup does look like that. you are a creativ e person obviously question things before you believe them lol but a lil mean putting it that wat. mustv hurt like hell when itstartd growing couz look how old she is and it sez sumwea it grew for 20 years so far. owchies!!!!! glad shes brave enough to come out. everyone is the same inside made of the same stuff etc like da new studies dat women dont nee dmen coz we produce testosterone and they somehow grew sperm in a woman so yea.. xcept for downs syndrome children too that hav xtra chromasomes.. but yeah lol

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    • Ummm…Bible People? Wasn’t the whole theory about Unicorns being left behind in the Great Flood just a poem/song written by Shel Silverstein? I don’t remember actual Unicorns being mentioned in the Bible…..

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    • And, I agree, Claire. Ga-ross; eat more fiber, Person Whose Anus Was Used for Unicorn Lady.

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    • This reminds me of the Tree Man, another one of Satan’s experiments gone wrong. Look closely at his barnacle structures and you can see they’re made out of the same stuff as this woman’s unicorn horn.

      [IMG]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/growthmanR_450x594.jpg[/IMG]

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      • lol its obvious you dont mean this to be mean to anyone here im smart enough to see that. peopple dont take offense to wat adam sez.. hes jsut showing how dif stuff hapns to dif ppl and how much of an idiot this guy who made the horn article actually is thinkn its satan. pure sarcasm im sure. noone should really judge god and all of that etc. if we stopd tryna b right about everythingand watched life and the earth and nature each day and live like natives(beautiful thought imagine the tranquility) then im sure wed be a lot wiser. the only stuff that should advance is medicine etc. we only need basic stuff to live.

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        • oh and btw everyoe tree mans stuff was actually a fungal infection. not genetic it scarted from a cut. and this womans thing looks either like a photoshop or te type of stuff that comes from what your nails grow from but wut some other wierd thing in the mix as well.. not satan…..

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    • How’s my favorite racist doing today?

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    • WARNING: SCIENCE CONTENT!

      That top one was a minor mutation at best. Even with photoshop. Tree man that one was a thinker but it was a major mutation. Unlike the X-men and half of Marvel’s superheros, these mutations are just cosmetic that woman to medical danger to the person’s health like Tree Man. A genetic accidental foul up.

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    • Lol Photoshop.
      It looks like a cat taking a shit out of her head.

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    • But I feel left out cause I was talking about the usage of Divine magic. It was a pretty damn good discussion.

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    • “and I bet he’s up in heaven shaking his head at people like you who have no love in their hearts for people who are different.”

      But according to you, there is no such things as “differences” between people. I have much love in my heart for people who are different, which is why I think that immigrants to this country should have the right to name their children whatever they want. You, on the other hand, believe that everybody should conform to the “American” culture, and forget their pasts.

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    • It’s just an extreme case of what’s know as a cutaneous horn (notice text below picture). You can find a definition at the World Journal of Surgical Oncology site as follows:

      “Cutaneous horns (cornu cutaneum) are uncommon lesions consisting of keratotic material resembling that of an animal horn. Cutaneous horn may arise from a wide range of the epidermal lesions, which may be benign, premalignant or malignant.”

      They’re unusual but purely natural. Satanic involvement not required.

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    • Religion is for retards

      bible_truths.jpg

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      • If you actually read the bible, you would know that it took hundreds of years for the ark to be built and filled with animals. DUH…. thanks for being an intelligent atheist.

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        • SmartAtheïst

          You, my friend, don’t know what you’re talking about. Including the Insencta and the Mollusca phyla in the Animal kingdom, there have been at least two million animal species since Noah supposedly built his arc. Even the well-respected Greek philosofer Aristotle only knew about 500 of them after decades of research. Not only would building an arc big enough for 50% of those millions of animals times two (male + famale) require an arc the size of a small country, and at least a thousand years to build it, also collecting all of those species would be virtually impossible. For him to have done all this, he must have been able to fly at heights of more than two kilometres, and dive at depths of at least ten kilometres. Also, he must have done research about all of those millions of animals, to find out about their food patterns. Otherwise they’d just starve to death. Then of course, he has to actually feed them all, and this activity would cost him about a month. (But by the time he’s done, the animals that were fed first probaly starved. It’s strange there’s no one believing superman is real, but everyone thinks this guy is real just because it’s written in a book about as fictional as the Harry Potter series. Is it just stupidity, or compensation for a bad childhood? Please comment on on that instead of the thoughts of a simple, messed up redne-, man.

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          • julius gulius

            haha By far, the best response here. Though I wouldn’t have bothered taking the time to spell it all out. :P

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    • Guys….Some people are born that way there is nathing that can be done about it. I think that they were not like that becuase they are siners but becuase they were born that way, Or they wanted to look like that for some reason.

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    • JK Rowling is a female. It’s hard to find you credible when you didn’t even do the necessary research to realize this basic fact. Also, I don’t recall the bible ever saying anything about Noah leaving any one animal behind because it “wouldn’t fit.”

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    • you'llneverknow

      ummmmm, J.K. Rowling is a woman. if you are going to criticize someone maybe you should do your research! you obviously don’t know what you are talking about if you can’t even google something that simple.

      and as for the unicorn woman, I’m pretty sure it’s something in her genetics, not Satan stealing DNA! you are the kind of person that makes Christians look like fools!!!

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    • Hahahah I laugh in your faceee!! hahaha harry potter satanist??? you are brainwashed by the institution of God…. satan doesnt make people into unicorns… satan is ignorance, intolerance, hate: all antivalors that you express in the text above….. I am a witch. I fallow the paths of the ancient runes… I do white magic. will i burn in death for curing others¿¿¿???
      You are not ignorant, my friend. I usually like to teach ignorants to become wise… but you, my friend, you are stubborn and foolish.
      Open your eyes.
      May Gaia be with you and may the energies of earth be with you.

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      • I am a pagan/white witch and the only rules of my religion are to harm none and be humble and act with love and to protect the earth and be kind. I was brought up as a Catholic and the parts of the bible that struck a cord with me were the ones about love humility and forgiveness. You are not a true witch if you laugh in someone’s face or feel you are superior to others. We are all equal, even the ones with hearts filled with hate and darkness. hate only comes from fear and a lack of understanding. I stumbled across this a I searched for a logo of a unicorn to use as a screen saver and felt I should leave a comment. So many Christian’s hold judgement on others and they are afraid to explore other ideas and possibilities outside a very narrow view of the world. I grew up with a lot of guilt and fear forced upon me in an attempt to teach me faith and I went to church every sunday for 13 years. I turned my back on Christianity as it contradicted itself in many ways and I felt that I was happy to live my life by my heart and conscience and to spread light and love in the world. I am not interested in apeasing a god on judgement day that does not reccognise my good heart and loving intentions and would cast me to hell for following my heart. I do not believe an all loving god would be so cruel.
        My mother is a leading Christian Theologist and we often debate the Bible and my own beliefs. One day I said to her something that had occured to me at the age of 7.
        How can heaven be a lace of no more tears and pain when you know that people you love will never get there and are in hell?
        My mother 3 years later still has no answer to this and it had never occured to her yet I lay in bed as a child crying for my friends and family that did not go to church.
        Our Earth and universe is something that no one human could ever profess to have full knowledge of and it is foolish to shut yourself off to learning more about other ways and beliefs. Any religion that discourages children to ask questions and explore ideas is wrong to do so and my 5 year old is free to explore anything she wants. Sometimes she goes to church with my mum and when she asks me about jesus I tell her what christians believe and we talk about other religions including my own pagan beliefs but I NEVER tell her one is true I ALWAYS say this is what some people believe and when she asks which one is right I tell her whichever one rings true in your own heart and mind.
        The only universal religion id love and that is what we should always strive for. To live our lives acting in love and compassion for each other. We are all full of light and darkness and should never forget ourselves so much that we hate and persecute others for their ideas.
        Blessed be.

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    • What most people refuse to see is that there is a Christian background to the Harry Potter books. Unplanned but God snuck it in on MRS. J.K. Rowling, and she has admited to it. It was the same with The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Both are a way to introduce non believers without giving a direct influence. Sort of like the band Switchfoot, there a quite a few people who don’t know they are a Christain band because of the style of music.

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    • You wish you could send a woman to the gallows ?
      In the name of a just and loving God ?

      Pathetic.

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    • Mugen Lensrich

      Oh sir, I almost forgot, If you have any questions or you want to rebuke me, please feel free to mail me at mugendeng@yahoo.com

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    • Reading this I thought this was a joke. But you actually believe this nonsense. IT IS A BOOK!! Just like the bible only the bible has much more despicable stories in it and about the same number of morals only not the same ratio. There are likely millions of stories about magic in the world, and you attack this one because it’s popular and might tip people off to the fact that magical stories can be made up (like they are in the bible). You can believe whatever you want just don’t pollute the minds of the children with stories about how everything you don’t like is the work of the devil because then people will think you are just crazy.

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    • how scientific!

      *head desk*

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    • Hahahahaha! Wow, you are a giant idiot. At least this gave me quite an enjoyable laugh attack, so at least you’re good for something. If there is a God, you’ll be burning in hell for being such a judgmental fuck.

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    • that is an uncommon disease expressed in the picture, but it’s not a horn as in the same kind of horn a goat or a bull has. This is made out of super hardened skin cells. Don’t demonize people with a skin disease. these people are otherwise no different from you or I, they have simply had to live with a painful disorder. You can’t open your beer with that thing . . . it hurts. Look at the irritation around the base. It’s a natural phenomenon, but not a selectively viable one. Also, Harry potter has got many kids to read who otherwise would not. Though it isn’t high litterature, it is a gateway to better books. I think she’s mediocre, but acomplished.

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    • Wow, honestly all you poeple need to get over it! anyone who beleives any of this crap is just as dumb as the person who posted it, obviously he just wanted to see how much of an effect he could have on people, he is obviously just a dumbass who don’t even know what he’s talking about, and it’s just insulting that he would write something this rediculous on a website that is supposed to be christian, none of this is christian at all and it honestly makes me sick!

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      • lol it shouldnt make you sick.. it should make u laugh and yep this person surely wouldnt mean anything they said lol. just a load of kaka

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    • YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT.

      That is all.

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    • The irony in the self satisfaction gained by people trying to sound smarter than the posters of sarcastic articles.

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    • childofthegoddess

      besides, everyone knows christianity (as well as most common era religions) are made up, twisted copycat origin myths. not that i am knocking it. i have respect for the differences in others, but cannot stand ignorant people..especially those who believe jk rowling is a man. or make fun of a naturally occurring deformity, and attempt to call it a work of satan. really???

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    • THIS IS RIGHT
      Mugen Lensrich says:
      July 27, 2009 at 10:38 am
      Sir(Mr.Abe ,Mr. Chuck Reagan and to whom it may concern), with all due respect, I am a 16 years old christian and I have believed in God since I was a toddler. Well, first and foremost, let me tell you a story, once upon a time, there was this kid who believe that Santa(Don’t give me a lame joke saying that santa is actually anagram of Satan =.=) Claus do exist. Every christmas eve he would wish for Santa to give him his present. Little did he know that it was his father that gave it to him. When he grew up and found out the truth, he wouldn’t want to believed it at first but his logic told him otherwise. That kid dream about Santa is lost forever.
      My point by beating around the bush and tell you this story is because it’s an undeniable fact that most of the people have experienced this before. Now, let’s compare this with harry potter. I personally love harry potter books ( the movie sucks btw,,,) and found that the story is enjoyable. And I’m sure most of the kids who had read it share the same opinion as I do. This story has inspired me a great deal, of courage, of friendship and it let my mind free of all logical boundaries and swim freely in the sky of imagination. By condemning the Harry Potter, you have actually stripped these children of their freedom to imagine, to live in their own imaginary world, even if it doesn’t last forever. Well, we will grow up eventually and found these Harry Potter kind of stuff to be only a form of entertainment.
      Moving on, I would like to state a few mistakes u have made:
      1. You were suggesting to hang ms. J.K.Rowling on the gallows.
      HELLOO! Are you try to play GOD? Do you have the right over their life and death? NO! God gave us our life. It’s our freedom on how we live. He had given us His guidance. People may turn out to be good or bad, and he will bring judgement in the end of the day . But nobody is perfect, am I rite?

      2.It’s the gallows issue again. In the ancient China, when u are found guilty your whole family will be given the capital punishment. And you said “the pre-colonial days” people(heretics etc) were hung on the gallows. But we don’t see these kind of punishment in our era anymore… These are inhuman way of judging the right from wrong. Who could actually know who is right and who is wrong? Is a person heart made from glass and you could see through it? Thus, the court system is formed. People do change, from era to era, from day by day. Some of these changes are necessary because you can’t stick to the old way all the time. Human is always evolving!

      3. We as Christians should have not condemn atheists. Well, let me give you an example, a african boy, born in the wilderness of africa. Their parents has no religion, no one can taught him how to be a Christian. Is it his fault he is not a christian? God has given humanity freedom my friends. If He has not, we would not being able to live at all! We can’t say that other religion are heretics or being an atheists is bad but we should encourage them to join our christianity not make an anti-non-christian attitude.

      4.Two no good atheist commentators, Sid and Atsuki Saijo, presumably a Chinase, rebuked my analysis of the upcoming Harry Potter film. *Sigh* 1 advice, you should spend your time to read newspaper rather than spending all your time on bible. I’m sure God wouldn’t want you to read bible excessively until you neglect the outside world. Atsuki Saijo – Very obviously that he is a Japanese! LOL

      5.This is fiction alrite? any proof? “The fact is that original unicorns were among the first animals created on Earth and the first that Adam named. They were beautiful and were granted special abilities, but sadly became extinct during the flood because Noah ‘couldn’t’ fit the very wild and powerful animals into his boat.” Oh and by the way, you could open any dictionary, it will says fiction = not real there are no other explanation duh..

      6.And I think your logic of being Satan himself mutate human by giving them a horn is redundant and sadly, idiotic. Human beings are not perfect, sometimes, they were created with something less ( e.g. no leg, no hand), or something more like your so called “unicorn lady” there. They are given these special traits by God for a certain reason. We don’t know. I believe that God will not forsake us and let Satan toy with our body. He gave all the unfortunate people these special traits for a purpose. A purpose that no one will know.

      Here is my conclusion, what can Satan do is toy with human heart. He gives doubt and sorrow and every bad emotion u can feel. But without bad things, good things wouldn’t exist either. What is light without darkness? What we believe is correct may sometimes be wrong, I believe that Mr.Abe has proven my statement here. Sir, have you think about the possibilities that Satan has actually distort your believe? Even YOU are only a human, an imperfect being. Bible is written by human, though God gave the human who wrote it HIS words, but who can deny the possibility of it being changed, altered? Therefore, I would like to urge every Christian in the world. Bible is merely a guidance for as all, God live through our heart. We have faith in him therefore he grant us the wisdom to correct our wrong, the strength to repent for our mistake. God is here among us.
      God Bless You

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    • I want to be sure it is known first: I am not christian, I follow a few paths, one of which includes Wicca and the likes, though I do believe in ‘God’ and such in a sense..

      If this article is supposed to be funny then okay, whatever, if not:
      What the hell is wrong with you… That is a genetic deformity and not some ‘satanic alteration’ or what the hell ever you think it is.. Not sure if you are trying to poke fun at people with deformities or actually thinking that is really the work of satan, but I think I speak for everyone who’s belief does not permit them to say it… Sir you are a fucking moron and I WILL pray that you never reproduce for fear the population will be cursed with a ass-backwards hillbilly village that will spread like a virus, contaminating everything with infectious stupid-gene that you seem to carry.. Further more, Stating that Unicorns are aiding Satan (Which you did do) is saying that one a creature must be evil simply because it is different and not what you want to exist. Well boo-fucking-hoo to you and your life-less existence. not many things piss me off but when some honkitonk hillybilly who’s IQ rates in the negetives needs to make fun of others for their appearence or anything fo the sort or feel they should make their own laws of nature on how things are, such as a deformity like that, then I tend to lose faith in the human existence as you seem to be one of thousands. so, with that said, shut up, fuck off, and forget wearing a condom if you decide to have sex, I suggest lobbing your member off (or if you happen to be a woman, shoving a plug, from now until your death in your undergarments, so to avoid any more intellectually deficient cave-people like yourself from coming into existence.. All I have to say and to everyone else, have a nice night.

      ~Adrian Logan~

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    • It humours me that so many Christians are against abortion when people like the author of this terribly misinformed article are such brilliant adverts for it.

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    • This has GOT to be a joke. The utter ignorance!

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    • Howdy Abe, I think you’re darn funny! It must be a joke, writing stuff like this, or you be must be an inbreed from the south. I only assume this because I see a lot of people who make such statements on tv. I’m from the Netherlands, so my conclusions are from what I hear and see.
      However, I don’t think God would want other people to judge who wrong or right, good or evil, true or false… Christian history (as wel as islamic) proves a lot of stupidity with lots of violence, lies, fiction, murder and hate (read the historybooks, I don’t think you could deny). Why would you take the right of burning, hanging, drowning, torturing, fighting, judging people, while God Almighty should manage by himself to choose what to do with the so-called evil. So you say there is only one truth, one church, one community who will call the shots.
      If you don’t follow the Word you will burn forever? I believe in the goodness of man, I believe in getting what you give, however I see myself as a good person who doesn’t believe in God, but does it make me a bad person? Would I have to stand trail in heaven’s court? I don’t think so, I never fought anybody because of their ideals, I never murdered anyone because of not being a part of the herd, I never condemned anyone who gives a bad example,I never force-fed my truth to ‘ignorant’ people, I never burned crosses in the name of God, in backyards because people were black… Religious fanatics are a danger to this world where individuals decide to choose for themselves, and they are a danger to themselves, because unfortunately, if there’s a God, I would strongly believe these kind of people are the ones who will burn in hell.
      What are you afraid for? Afraid of spreading evil? Scared of bad influences? Disappointed by the Word getting weaker? Hide yourself in your save haven (preferably an underground shelter or a desolated cave), where you won’t be exposed to so-called evil, where you can practice what you’ve been preached, and be the rightious person you believe you are.
      Good luck.

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    • I seriosly wonder what idiot wrote this garbage. I am cretain this is all just a ploy from some athiest dumbass whose trying to give christians a bad name. I myself am a christian and I am ashamed that this article was ever published.

      To Mr. Abe:… ARE YOU CRAZY OR JUST STUPID?! No sane christain would ever post this. You have tained our graceful religion with these lies. Have you no comprehension to what you’ve done? If I ever wrote something this ridiculous I would have trouble sleeping at night knowing just how stupid I’ve made myself out to be. I would like to vertuallly spit on you but knowing what God would say to that I will only tell you this. READ YOUR BIBLE!

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    • You think Lady Gaga is gonna make you Gay?!?!?! You’re outta your mind! She’s WAY to busy swanning around LA doing coke and methadone to be concerned with converting people to the the life of homosexuality. You’ve clearly never had a stiff cock up your ass if you think being gay is about pumping some half baked euro-disco out into the radio-waves. I suggest you get your self down to the nearest ‘club’ and indulge yourself in some heavy goodness such as, Sir Lord Baltimore, Pentagram or Captain Beyond. This shit sure gonna sort you out and stop you thinking like some stuck-up, sexually oppressed republican that’s scarred of anything with a heart beat. Do like you psychotic guitar solo’s that thrash your brain into a orgasmic frenzy? YES, of course you do. Do you like drums that feel like Our God Oh Mighty knocking on the door of your neglected ass?!! Course you do! Do you want bass to feel like your guts are BEGGIN’ for Gods mercy!? SHIIIIIT dude!?!?! Get with the programme! The Bible’s a pretty rad book but ebay is awesome for spending all your hard-earned capital! DAMN! I spend all day sucking dick and taking anal so I can enjoy the pleasure’s of High Tide, Jericho Jones, The Damnation Of Adam Blessing, and all kinds of other psyched-out mentalist shit! GET WITH IT DUDE – YOU”RE MENTAL.

      Ad,

      PS – J.K.ROWLING is a women

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    • Dare I say...

      BBAAAHAHHAAAAHHAAAAAAAA!

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    • Dare I say...

      BABBAAAHHHAAAAAAAA!!!

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    • wow, you are an idiot.

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    • christianty needs to be destroyed it is the cause of all the misery in this world
      you fools follow blindly to christ like sheep to a slaughter house,
      you say you are free but you are prisioners of your own weak minds
      christ enslaves you
      he causes racism and hatred and is the true evil of earth
      your false churches spread lies and blind you from the reality and truth and take your money for there own benfit

      religion is enslaving us all

      repent for the sins of your false god
      repent for your own stupidity.

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    • This is stupid. Somebody has a physical defect and you call him/her satan? There is nothing wrong with these people as far as you know but the bone that is jutting through on the outside. All you catholics out there who think these people are demons or deserve this than you are sick. If you grow a horn should i call you satan? These people could be great people but they are being sterotyped by you sick christians. Don’t get me wrong, I have been a catholic since birth and i just hate it when people like you give a bad name to us. You shouldn’t rely on the bible, God is with you. These people are probably better people than all of you who called this elderly lady satan! Ugh!

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    • Okie, this is just another classic case of jumping into someones backyard without first tending to your own. (Yes I am using this as a metaphor) First and foremost, Ms. JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter to be an entertainment to children, teens and adults alike. Second there are very good life lessons in her books and in the movies about growing up and learning to stand on your own two feet. Third, preaching the bible to people in the way you have is most disrespectful not only of other peoples feelings but also of God himself. The biggest lesson of the bible and I do mean the biggest is that we should love, respect and accept others. God is not about wrath and brimstone, he is not about the taking away of free will. He is simply love of the most unconditional kind. And if a pagan can see this..then you as a christian should be able to see it, but as I have so often done..I have once again run into a hypocrite. To all the true christians, kudos for standing up for what you believe and not knocking what others may believe.

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    • Haha this was a joke, right? That was really funny. Christians are hilarious; they think the whole world is obsessed with them and Christ, even Harry Potter is trying to bring down Christianity. Christians: WE DON’T CARE. I DON’T DEVOTE MY LIFE TO FINDING PROBLEMS WITH YOU AND YOUR GOD. I’VE GOT BETTER STUFF TO DO.

      :)

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    • JK Rowling is a woman….just so you know….

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    • smarter than you

      Just so every one knows Harry Potter is not against anything, it is fantasy, just like Narnia and hardly anyone gives a crap about that movie!
      Even if Harry Potter was against Christians there are many people that DO NOT believe in god and this is supposed to be a country where people can choose there religion.
      Christians always try to force their beliefs on every one else and put it in story’s and movies and everything else but one woman tries to write a FANTASY novel and everyone goes nuts and says its of the devil.
      If you don’t like it DON’T WATCH IT (or read it)

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    • Okay..
      So just because this woman has a growth you think it’s satan who did it?

      First, before you post this crap, go and research this stuff. Jk Rowling is a woman and she doesn’t expect us to read her books as if it IS the Bible.

      Second, Do you think God would want you trolling around for pictures of people who can’t help what they were born with? Is a mentally disabled child a creation of satan now? Are a pair of conjoined twins damned all of a sudden?

      Where in the world do you get off singling people out and preaching to them about things when you yourself don’t do enough research to know black from white, or a man from a woman?
      And about the Unicorns, what the HELL is wrong with them? Just because they didn’t reach the ark, they’re bad? Whether they were real or not, they were pure and always have been.
      Little kids believe they still exist, I myself was one of them, so what am I? Am i a follower of Satan, just because I wanted to believe something so beautiful existed?
      I feel sorry for you, picking on this old woman.

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    • 666satanhimself666devilswork666 666 666 666

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    • 666satanhimself666devilswork666 666 666 666

      fun fact from yours truly, i bent god over and stuck my 12 foot red cock in his ass and he fucking loved it.

      ps, we do have giant lakes of fire down here, but is it REALLY necessary to say that they’re burning? fine, be that way. if you’re good your whole life and ‘obey the rules’ like a ‘wussy’ you can go to heaven and all the babies and angles are naked. yeah, even the fat ones. also, god will make you kill people for him if you are an angel. because he likes other people to do his dirty work. because he’s a little bitch.

      Sincerely,

      666 Satan 666
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    • People like you are far more dangerous than anything you criticize. Burn books? Hang people for “spreading witchcraft”? Sounds like Nazi fascism mixed with the Spanish Inquisition and nothing like Christianity.

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    • I find this incredibly offensive! Have you even read or seen Harry Potter? Obviously not! If you had you would know that
      Harry Potter is a book in which morality is central. Many of the themes in the books are based off of Christian theology.
      The first line of the seventh book is a direct quote from the Bible. MS. J.K. Rowling is a Catholic female. Besides, who
      are you that you are so high and mighty as to have the authority to condemn her and fans of the book? You are not God and
      you seriously need to rethink things. If you are a Christian, as you so claim to be, you would not be casting stones in
      such a fashion. How dare you? Shame upon you!

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    • CrystalJayden

      Ok first and foremost WICCA was around for several thousand years before CHRISTIANITY. Secondly it has been proven that Jesus was never born on Christmas. Christians took the Wiccan winter solstice as their own because they were jealous that people actually live the harm no one lifestyle that they tried to live and failed miserably at! Thirdly Christians are not suppose to judge others and yet guess what they do. Then we have the “Christian Idiots” on here that cuss call harmless kids shows unthinkable names. And then we have the Catholic Priests that guess what guys….. MOLEST LITTLE BOYS. You all are a bunch of blow hards that dont at anytime know a thing about your religion nor do you comprehend the fact well your morons. I also want to point out that Goths and Vampires are two different cultures and have NOTHING to do with one another. The bible is a book wrote by power hungry men to control people through fear. So take your dumbass Christian beliefs and shove them up your own asses and maybe just MAYBE you might dislodge the corncob that seems to be implanted there!

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    • YOU PEOPLE NEED JESUS… HYPOCRITES!

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    • Dylan Neslo

      Unicorn people aren’t real dumbass. You don’t know shit about biology or anything else than your christian faith.
      The woman on the photo has a tumor that happens to be in the shape of a horn. Please, for mankind’s sake, don’t reproduce.

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    • greatest troll site ever imo!

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    • Samantha Storms

      J.K. Rowling is a woman. She is an amazing author with a a fabulous imagination. The Devil was not her inspiration for her Harry Potter series. Maybe you didn’t notice, but Harry and his companions fight and destroy the demonic and Satanic creatures in the series. They are a force for good. I’m a Christian. I love God and am proud to have Jesus guiding me. And if you raised your children to be good Christians they wouldn’t be threatened by anything the Devil could do. God would be on their side and they would be unharmed and untainted by Satan. Do not blame books for the sins of your children. Blame yourself. If you had raised them to be God fearing and strong followers of Christ then “Satanic novels” would do them no harm. You’re giving Christians everywhere a bad name. People won’t come to God if they think they will become like you. You are ignorant. People have a right to live their lives. Let God be their judge. It’s not your place to judge. We are not perfect, only God is perfect. You have sinned. I have sinned. We are all sinners. God loves us and forgives us. “Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone”. I suggest you put your stones back in your pocket because you won’t be needing them. God bless.

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    • Dougald Tidswell

      Oh where to start on this.

      First – JK Rowling is a woman – but then that’s the least problem with your fact checking here.

      So you’ve got access to the list of animals in the order that Adam named them eh. Could we have your source for this. Also, which other creatures did Noah have logistical problems saving – I presume all the dinosaurs, the griffins, dragons, chimeras etc …. or maybe you have differing views on the reality of these. Dinosaurs? real or a test of your faith in god. Dragons – real or made up.

      You people are serious fruitcakes.

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    • j.k rowling is a woman… and you are waaaay delusional

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    • well there is a lot to be said but people people pealse get along and have peace not war or segregation or both au, revoir

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    • You are truly insane.

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    • Proud2BHated

      Um… WOW.
      *IMPRESSIVE COLLECTION OF SUPER-PSYCHO FRUITCAKES*.

      …I am PROUD to be HATED and FEARED by these dweebs.

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    • is this a real website? is there actually people that read this? this has to be tongue-in-cheek, right? i have a hard time believing anyone in the world is actually this stupid.

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    • Wow, it is truly stunning your so called scientific evidence. But your 8th grade scientific method is what is truly amazing. You lean on fiction and nonsense and you rail against other fiction (Harry Potter). People who express themselves like you are the reason why Religion can’t be taken seriously by any thinking person anymore. I was raised a Catholic but your assertions of why there isn’t any “unicorns” anymore or how this supposed “unicorn” exists, Is absurd. You are quite simply an “ass”. Can’t you find something more productive to do with your time? Like actually help some children get along better in life? Feed some homeless kids? I’d say teach some kids but spreading your poisonous bullcrap only serves to stroke your already inflated ego. The good news is your kind will die off and the world will breath a sigh of relief and be a better place.

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    • Ok… well you hve very strong opinions but if you knew something you would know J.K Rowling is 1) religious (watch her interview with Oprah recently) and 2) J.K. Rowling IS A WOMAN!. Thats downright embarrasing… make sure u actually check your facts before you go being snotty to someone you dont even know the gender of.. And for you to say you want to damn someone to hell… check yourself becuase that is just about the farthest thing from Christianity. You need help… wanting to watch someone burn? over a book series? Chill. If you dont like it then dont read it. Dont you have better things to do like evangalism or something mr “christian”. Jesus’ # 1 rule: Love God and Love others. You dont seem to be doing either here becaue you arent loving god by dishonoring him… You are a disgrace to other christians becuae you are casting a bad light on us that we dont need. So \brother or sister check your self and change your life to one that is pleasing to Jesus _ull b in my prayer.

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    • People don’t do things like this in real life unless you’re somewhat retarded. It’s called a story for a reason.. I play things like violent video games and listen to metal. To you I probably seem like a follower of satan. However, I keep those things in the music and the games.. I don’t play a violent video game and go decide to shoot people up in real life, there’s something wrong in someones head already if they do something like that.

      If you watch a Harry Potter movie and feel like you want to suddenly worship the devil, you may want to consider going to see a therapist. Also, don’t watch things that make you want to do it.

      You preach all this nonsense from your mouth, not Gods. Yet don’t even follow the bible. God is the one that is supposed to condemn and have judgement upon us and what we do, NOT you.

      Your the reason people make fun of and hate Christians.

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    • You must be catholic Abe, for you are delusional.

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    • My brother has been disabled since bird and one time obsessed people like yourself stood on our doorstep, telling us he was a work of satan and blablalbla.
      Let me tell you, my brother is not a work of satan, he is a child that deservs to be loved like any other child.
      he is my brother, the son of my parents and HUMAN.
      Just like this woman also is the sister of someone, the daughter of her parents and HUMAN! She just has a mutation! These people can’t help it and it doesn’t have anything to do with a higher power! It’s nature’s work!

      If your daughter would have a mutation like this, would you call her a work of Satan too ? No, then then you would realize there is no such thing as a god or satan, there is only nature… And if there is one then they are one and the same!

      as for Harry Potter… It’s Fantasy!
      And fantasy is something all children have, fantasy is what makes children curious to learn more and so, one day grow up into a fine person.
      These books are only reminding us of those days we believed the sun had a face, the trees could talk and the world was beautiful and adventurous.

      You, dear sir… need help.

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    • I don’t get how Harry Potter and the unicorn woman have anything to do with one another. Also go through time and you will see that legends and fairy tales have been around longer than your religion, where many legends also exist. I believe that as a true christian it is an abomination to God for you to be so judgmental toward others. Better check yourself man. It’s nice to see all the love and peace your religion has inspired in you and all the others who believe all this gobbledygook. It’s people like you who have turned me away from organized religion. Just remember one thing: It’s your hell. You burn in it.

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    • It’s really a great and helpful piece of info. I’m happy that you just shared this useful information with us. Please stay us informed like this. Thanks for sharing.

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    • Just because you don’t comprehend the history, trends and reasons for genetic anomalies doesn’t mean you have to go and use disparaging remarks, son.

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    • The Bible tells us that unnatural afflictions befell mankind due to Original Sin, that is, the time the enemy (Satan) beguiled Eve into eating the fruits of a tree, which she had been commanded not to do. Adam fell into sin with Eve, and thus humanity was afflicted with pain, suffering and economic concerns that would not have taken place, had we used our free will to do what God ordered us to do.

      As a result, time and time again Satan has also been allowed a bit of loose reign to lead man into temptation — going even against his body’s God given purpose ( Cor. 6:9-10, Romans 1:26-27). In our King James Text of the Bible, based on the original ancient texts, Satan is mentioned by name at least 52 times.

      Ephesians 6:11-12 even warns us that we must adorn ourselves ‘in the armor of God’ (spiritual armor, manifested by the fruit of the spirit) to effectively ward off the machinations of Satan.

      Perhaps the greatest part of our spiritual armor is that of prayer. Yes, Satan is now allowed to mess with our genetics and cause conditions that affect our mental and spiritual lives as well. Remember the woman with the issue of blood? The leper? A blind man could see? Lazarus being called from the dead?

      They were all afflicted with a condition that is not indicative of perfection, meaning caused by Satan, but through prayer and faith God received the words of his people. He heard their pleas, and relieved these conditions.

      Let us not forget about in the old testament, how Satan and his demons once possessed swine. A great King was made to have a reprobate mind, and crawl in the fields for years, eating grass and his nails growing unkempt. His decision to ignore God caused this to fall upon him.

      Job is a great testament to how Satan works. Job was a man blessed with riches, a beautiful family and was a steadfast servant of God. Satan asked permission to violate Job’s life, saying to God that Job only had his strong faith because God had heard his prayers and blessed him with so much.

      Job’s family was killed, Job lost his riches and even his home was destroyed. Satan still could not take one thing; Job’s faith. Job kept his faith and God and was blessed with a new wife and family, riches and a happy life once again.

      The point of this historical account is to show that yes, Satan is actively engaging our spiritual man and physical man. He crafts demonics into our DNA and strikes as down with sickness.

      His demons constantly work to ruin our days and influence the thoughts and minds of others, to pull you away from God. What we must do in these times is pray and reach out to our church community and come before the throne of God in humility and respect.

      The prayers of the righteous availeth much and there is nothing that Satan dislikes more than a unified congregation, a true brotherhood, of faith.

      So yes, my friend, there is ample historical evidence for the existence of Satan and his attempts to cause suffering for mankind. He does this by corrupting our genetic condition, influencing our minds or our surroundings. Even though we are all sinners and fall short of the glory of God, through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ are we allowed to beseech God and pray his blessings, and halting of Satan’s malevolence (though we must understand even as Christians, suffering is still part of the human condition).

      I agree with Abe in protesting this unfortunate example of poor cinema and children’s literature. The themes of the movie are clearly the work of Satan, as there is no such thing as a favorable wizard or witch, and unicorns represent a genetic anomaly that is not truly innate to a proper human condition. The sinister purpose for it may not be fully realized, but Satan always has an agenda and theorizing he’s trying to create derision with humanity is certainly plausible.

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    • Abe fails at the only thing hes good at :O
      BTW, i fail to see how that poor old lady has anything with harry potter to do

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    • Atsuki Saijo

      Instead of using such iffy material such as the bible, I’d like you to explain the existence of Satan without it. Simply because there is so much controversy, so many editions, and arguments over the book.

      Where is proof of Satan without the bible?

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    • The Bible: if it can’t be used as evidence in the court of law it won’t serve as evidence for me, either.

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    • Oh, and for clarification, I am a Christian. Like, the in love with Jesus type. I believe in heaven, hell, God and Satan. But I most assuredly believe this type of writing puts a frown on God’s face if it’s for real.

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    • To Jason:
      Its a fake troll site.
      A good one, at that.

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    • dude if you think ” unicorn people ” are real u need to lay off the blow my son

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    • Is your computer too 3rd world to process images or something? Because on my computer, I see a unicorn woman and that surely is not natural design.

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    • What, this website? I agree.

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    • Wait wait wait wait WAIT. You guys are claiming that THIS is SCIENCE? Every time you mention science on this site, you include the terms “misleading” or “liberal bias” or “Satan.” Yet a picture with no article to go with it is hard evidence? You only acknowledge science when you have something (that is actually FAR from scientific) to support your preexisting notions.

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    • I think you meant to say “the fecal matter coming out of the woman’s frontal lobe”.

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    • “How’s my favorite racist doing today?”

      How the hell should I know how you’re doing?

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    • What a sick, sadistic racist. Just beacuse our friend Dede here is from South America and has strange growths protruding from his body does not give you the write to call him a piece of fecal matter.

      You just love to pick on different races and people afflicted with diseases. I’m sure your room is decorated with NAZI propaganda and you study science in hopes that you can echo your idol Mengele.

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    • “What a sick, sadistic racist. Just beacuse our friend Dede here is from South America and has strange growths protruding from his body does not give you the write to call him a piece of fecal matter.”

      I said absolutely nothing about the tree man. I was talking about the woman with shit coming out of her head. What I said was not a comparison between the two. Besides, you referred to the tree man as “another one of Satan’s experiments gone wrong”. Is that not insulting, as well?

      “You just love to pick on different races and people afflicted with diseases.”

      You know absolutely nothing about me. First you accuse me of being a male trucker from Florida, and now you’re saying that I “love to pick on different races and people afflicted with diseases.” Where is your evidence that I like picking on people of different races? Sure, I picked on the “unicorn woman” but the only reason I did that was to piss off all you religious people.

      “I’m sure your room is decorated with NAZI propaganda and you study science in hopes that you can echo your idol Mengele.”

      Actually, my dorm room has two posters: a poster of puppies, and a rare poster for the original 1977 Broadway production of “Annie”. I also have a calendar with pictures of dogs and cats, four pictures of my family, 5 pictures of my two cats, a picture of my aunt and uncle’s dog, a postcard with a cat on it, a sticker with the school’s public safety number, and diagrams of mammalian body planes. Hate to burst your bubble, but I am not a Nazi sympathizer. My grandfather FOUGHT AGAINST THE NAZIS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. My grandfather, a highly religious man, fought against and killed Nazis. He even took a dagger off of one of the Nazis that he killed, and he has it to prove it. It has the swastika on it, and German writing. So by trying to claim that I’m a Nazi sympathizer is insulting. And I study science in the hopes of becoming a VETERINARY TECHNICIAN!

      If anybody is a racist, it’s YOU for not accepting the fact that there are other cultures out there, not just the “American” culture. And you still haven’t answered my question regarding the Ethiopian refugees.

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    • sadflonne.jpg

      Can’t you two just get along? ;A;

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    • Overlord Laharl

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      Flonne, you know Christfags/conservafags/fundies and normal people can’t get along.

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    • I wonder how your grandpa would feel knowing his granddaughter loves making fun of those with genetic deformities and believes cultures should segregate. My great-grandfather fought the no good NAZIs as well, and I bet he’s up in heaven shaking his head at people like you who have no love in their hearts for people who are different. Why no love, Claire?

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    • What a sad shame that there are still people like you in America. I love every race, and don’t see different skin colors as a reason to not call someone just ‘American’. There should not be a qualifier. You, on the other hand, want to keep feeding racism because your heart is full of hate and you have some sort of superiority complex. Maybe if you let Jesus in you you’ll become a sweeter person.

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    • “You, on the other hand, want to keep feeding racism because your heart is full of hate and you have some sort of superiority complex.”

      What “evidence” do you have that my heart is full of hate and have a superiority complex? How is giving immigrants the right to name their children what they want being hateful or having a superiority complex? Please answer that and stop evading my questions.

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    • Yeah, I know you want people who move to America from Germany to name their kids Josef Mengele.

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    • I don’t even know who Josef Mengele is. I’m guessing that he was a Nazi, and your assumption that I’m a Nazi sympathizer is insulting because my grandfather was one of many brave Americans who fought them.

      Please answer my questions. By evading my questions, you’re only confirming that it is indeed you who are racist. You’re only digging yourself deeper into a hole.

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    • Stop trying to live off the coattails of others. I salute your grandfather, as his dedication to this country was noble. I salute my grandfather who died in the name of defending the world from tyranny as well.

      Mengele is what happens when you have a doctor without morality. If you don’t know about the guy, please read up on him. Simply heartbreaking what he did, but a good lesson in history as well.

      And all of your questions have been answered time and time again. You won’t get numbered lists, however, you’ll have to read and comprehend. You seem a smart enough woman to do that, without need of a list.

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    • “Stop trying to live off the coattails of others. I salute your grandfather, as his dedication to this country was noble.”

      Oh, so YOU can salute MY grandfather, but I can’t???

      “And all of your questions have been answered time and time again.”

      No, they haven’t. All you’ve been doing is making numerous assumptions about me. For example, you have accused me of being a “sick, sadistic racist”, that I’m a Nazi sympathizer, that I have “no love in my heart for people who are different”, that I “believe that cultures should segregate”, etc. Now, please provide me with an answer to my question about the Ethiopian refugees or I’m just going to assume that you’re racist and full of shit.

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    • I hate to burst your bubble, sir, as I know you desperately need to blame your personal faults on some fictitious fallen seraph–

      But the “unicorn woman” has a condition resulting from a misappropriation of hair and dead skin cells. Upon closer examination, the “horn” sprouts form her scalp, and even curls like the rest of her hair in that region of her scalp. This condition is a documented genetic anomaly, rare in humans, yet completely explainable).

      This is also seen in other mammalian species, such as the rhinoceros– in both cases, the horn is made out of kaitin, a modified form of hair or skin.

      It has nothing to do with Harry Potter, Witchcraft, or any anthropomorphic representation of evil.

      J.K. Rowling is a woman.

      And you, sir, need to get your nose out of the Bible if you cannot view it as a document relevant only to its time.

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    • lmao yeah!!!!!! go hard teach that person a lesson. pretty rude for anyone to accuse anyone of being a nzi though that straightup sad that stuff should be left in history

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    • many would disagree and argue that most diseases are man made by sickos out there who like to “play god” quite sick really. and yea god is common sense as far as i am concerned and there are no myths in the bible most stuff that seems a little outlandish is that was becase you are supposed to learn lessons in life that show you the other sides to the meaning and they make alot of sense. but some people are simply too naive to realise this.

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    • I hope you know that satan never been Mentioned in the Bible not even Once Hell was never been mentioned in the Bible neither nor any scripture )koran and torah included )

      I hope also you Know that satan is an invention of Mankind to scare people and follow Their order a Good way to control people Fear yes very nice but we are in 2010 and Fear is not much effective

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    • Abe is trying to confuse you and has done a good job. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a wolf in sheepskin (Athiest). He’ll prob decieve and convert many readers from god by portraying an ignorant Cristian, no man is this inhuman, especially a Cristian. If you have a mental disorder Abe, I apologise and suggest you talk to a priest instead of writing your thoughts to the public because your very confused about the bible and the world around you.

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    • I just would like to let you know J.K. Rowlings is a woman and I happen to like Harry Potter its good entertainment, but however this poor woman has a mutation, its just like as the people with the werewolf mutation, is called grow the hell up, Seriously. I am a witch and I am damn proud of it, and Seriously I totally agree with Everyone that is against what you are saying. about this woman is a work of Satan, give me a BREAK… there are alot of people out there that have different mutations and your telling me that all of them are works of the CHRISTIAN DEVIL…. LMAO…. seriously You christians are UNBELIEVABLE…
      I AM LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at you stupid Christians…… I finally figured it out YOUR god has really made you this damn stupid. CHRISTIAN are so DAMN DUMB!!!! and personally go shove your christan bible where the sun don’t shine, ” throws them all a Quarter and go call someone who really gives a shit cause I DON’t and leave HARRY POTTER AND THIS POOR WOMAN AND ANY OTHER PERSON IN THIS WORLD WITH A MUTATION THE FUCK ALONE… AND GROW UP. YOU STUPID BIBLE THUMPING MORANS.
      T

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    • it’s actually funny that you Bash On atheist and you don,t actually know what extremist christian can do The same christian who almost destroyed the world with their fanatism Like I said I’m atheist and I have other thing to do than Bash On christian yet if you bash On atheism or any other religion for the matters I tend to counter

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    • SmartAtheist

      The reason he did so, is because a lot of people find it very frustrating that idiots such as yourself are allowed to vote. I’m sure you understand.

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    • SmartAtheist

      The reason he did so, was because many people find it very frustrating that retar– (for some reason I just keep making this mistake xD) people such as yourself are allowed to vote. I’m sure you understand.

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    • SmartAtheist

      The reason he did so, was because many people find it frustrating that retar– (for some reason I keep making this mistrake xD) people such as yourself are allowed to vote.

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    • SmartAtheist

      The reason he did so, was because many people find it very frustrating that retar– (for some reason I just keep making this mistake) people such as yourself are allowed to vote. I’m sure you understand.

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    • SmartAtheist

      My bad, double post (x4). Sorry.

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