A Womean Gets Stucked In Her Car!!!
Oh boy I can’t stop laughing. Listen to this pathetic critter as she has to call for help because she got stucked in her car!
God surely meant to make a point when he plucked Eve right out of Adam. Women are our companions but they just are not capable of being man’s equal. They aren’t as strong and fast, lacking man’s mental prowess too. So it’s every time I find a funny video like this I only post them out of love for the humor God intended women to provide his sons.
I should also mention that this is why it’s important for your wife to have a mobile cellica phone. When she’s out with your children and driving her minivan, it’s only a matter of time before she messed up adn has to call you or the police for help. You don’t want them stuck in an alley somewhere and her sitting there, crying helpless. There’s nothing funny about that.
But when you get to them and can help, and it’s caught on tape or recording, oh man it’s a good time. Just listen to this. I just love our lesser species of women folk.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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5:57 pm
I just love it when men claim that they’re smarter than women, and yet everything they write is rife with spelling and grammatical errors. For example:
“A Womean Gets Stucked In Her Car” should say “A Woman Gets Stuck in Her Car”
“Listen to this pathetic critter as she has to call for help because she got stucked in her car!”
Again, it’s “stuck” not “stucked”.
“…matter of time before she messed up adn has to call…”
Ugh, it’s “and”.
“crying helpless”
Perhaps you meant “crying helplessly”?
Seriously, you are the biggest hypocrite, trying to claim that women are stupid when you personally have the IQ of a donkey. There is no way your son is getting into Harvard.
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6:56 pm
2 questions abe, where do you get your women and how much did it cost to grow them?
may a soccer mom hit you with her minivan.
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11:24 pm
Abe, you really ought to be given a shotgun enema.
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1:08 pm
Abe is a genius. Actually. His writing is rife with comic relief. The most enjoyable part is when you self righteous, pickle up your arse readers respond angrily LOL. Honestly, read some Jonathan Swift – satire plebians, satire.
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1:41 pm
Go die in a fire, Abe.
OH WAIT. YOU ALREADY WILL WHEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL. LOLOLOLOLOL
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9:36 pm
a good , healthy woman is God’s intended companion for man.
I found my sweetheart in highschool. We got married as soon as she was able and the good Lord Jesus has seen fit to bless us with five wonderous children. I’ve discussed the matter with my wife and we plan to have at least one or maybe two more. God smiles on lagre CHRISTIAN families.
So I respect women as near-equal (but definitely NOT equal) to a man. But I have to agree with Abe that there plain stupidity can be HIGHLY amusing.
Hilarious video!!
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3:36 pm
Women, my dear friend, are very equal. Before the advent of your precious religion, people valued women in their ability to GIVE BIRTH. While I know that it does take two to tango, so to speak, women are the protective shield that house your children. Why are they not equal? Do they have to have a penis to qualify as your equal. I am so glad that my father was a Christian with a DAMN brain because I was brought up to believe everyone was equal. The next thing you’ll say is “Send the Blacks back to Africa!” or some equally as crazy bullshit.
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10:33 pm
“So I respect women as near-equal (but definitely NOT equal) to a man.”
Please give me reason why women are not equal to men. And don’t say “because the bible says so”, because that’s simply another way of saying “I have no reasoning for my beliefs”.
“But I have to agree with Abe that there plain stupidity can be HIGHLY amusing.”
How ironic that in a statement condemning women for our “stupidity” you use “there” instead of “their”. Typical.
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3:39 pm
One fat woman gets stuck in her car and that instantly means that entire half of your species is inferior. Meanwhile, I remember when a certain president got stuck in the white house bathtub.
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5:37 am
Hey Alucard you pay you respect to President Taft you heathen. He was a good man.
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10:43 pm
Rednecks, I swear.
Women can be just as intelligent as men. Biologically, men have a tendency to be better at certain tasks such as math computations, while women tend to be better in the arts and communicating. Both genders have their weaknesses, and every individual has their own as well.
I am a female, I also graduated from high school a year early. And was honored as valedictorian. I’m now a full time college student going to school to become a doctor. Do not tell me that women are “lesser counter-parts”, or whatever backwoods term you used.
Go back to school, sir. This is NOT the eighteen hundreds anymore. Women have been granted RIGHTS all over the world BECAUSE of the overwhelming facts of our equality to the other gender.
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11:17 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Feminesbian alert! Honey, don’t you have some baking to do or some laundry to fold? If only it was the 17th century still, and it was still legal to literally keep your woman muzzled on a leash. It was so much quieter back then.
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12:43 am
I would LOVE to shove my foot up your ass.
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1:04 am
I bet you would, but as I have already explained, I ain’t into that fag shit. Sorry.
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5:04 pm
Shameful_Truth, im not much of a fiction fan…did the bible say anything about stretchy faces and inbreeding? I hope not or otherwise satan will be anal raping you for the next eternity.
Enjoy!
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5:42 pm
If you don’t have any constrictive debate to bring to the discussion, shut the goanna up, already. And no, insulting my birth deffects does not constitute constrictive debate.
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10:59 pm
This just shows you how smart women are. The only intellegent woman I know is Sarah Palin. She is a great role model for all young ladies and in 2012 she will be the first woman President.
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3:38 pm
This really must be a damn satirical website! I truly fear for our species!
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5:25 am
I blame the man who left her shut in the car without first leaving the windows a little open. Didn’t he realise that dogs, women and children can die in hot cars?
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