American Baby Stands Up To Abortion Monger Barack Hussein Obama
Freedom and patriotism for life was the scene in Washington, D.C., today, as a precious American baby faced off with notorious baby-life taker Barack Hussein Obama.
Much like King Pharoah in the Bible, Obama’s favorite hobby is finding new ways to terrorize and kill defenseless babies. So he was licking his chops at the opportunity to cast deep fear stares into yet another child that had escaped his grasp months earlier.
What Hussein Obama didn’t know was this baby would deliver a smack upon his face, so powerful, that the aftershocks would nearly turn over Roe vs. Wade.
The bold, brash move by the baby shocked Secret Service and onlookers alike, as they witnessed a heart-touching scene that not even the flag raising at Iwo Jima could compare:
As a disheveled Barack Obama fled the room after the baby struck his face, an onlooker reported, “The baby garbled “‘Fweedom’” as she struck Obama’s face’. All I could do was cry and take pictures of this touching scene.”
This remarkable scene will hopefully be the first of many, as God inspires more of our children with confidence to stand up against those who believe all life is not precious.
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Author: Jack Gould
Pastor Jack "Jbox" Gould is a local best-selling author, motivational speaker and youth pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC, where his stories about the laid back California life and relations to Jack-in-the-Box bobble heads are all the rage. Email Jack a Question
11:56 am
Foolishness once again! Yay for stupidity! Like I continually say, if the authors are for real, thank you for the entertainment at your own expense. If not, thank you for the lulz. As for Obama being smacked in the face by a baby, so what? Babies flail. Duh.
We Never Forgive. We Never Forget. We Are Legion. We Are Many. Man The Fucking Harpoons…We Are Anonymous.
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1:24 pm
Well we’re boycotting him up here to trying to bring his abortion rhetoric. Here’s a story about the scene today:
http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/42753367.html
How can anyone possibly want to kill a precious child? I’m just don’t get his way of Democratic thinking. It’s too barbaric.
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2:00 pm
Brought to you by Babies for Obama!
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4:08 am
This is just ridiculous. A baby attacking Obama? Obama fleeing the scene? “Fweedom?” You people freaking over-do everything to attack people who don’t follow your exact same ideas.
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10:06 pm
this is very easu to believe.
The will of GOD ALMIGHTY impregnated this baby with the spirit to fight HUSSEIN Obama and his imoral abortion policy. These miracles happen every day for those with there eyes OPEN.
sad really…
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6:45 pm
Iraq Hussein Osama is gonna KILL YOU ALL
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4:34 pm
hahahaha! BE MORE MORONIC, PLEASE.
I took a dump on my godfather when I was a baby, what was God implying with that little treasure? Open your own eyes you idiots. Hatemongoring just gets you laughed at. Barack Obama is doing great things for your country, he’s getting you out of the rut that george bush managed to dig you into. You are a very ignorant man.
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1:53 am
LMFAO. Only an idiot would believe this article.
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2:54 am
HE’S just LUCKY that the BABY wasn’t TRIG PALIN!!!
TRIG PALIN/OBAMA SMACKING BABY 2048!!!
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7:13 am
this is beyond crazy lol
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1:10 pm
Almost everyone posting here is taking this page seriously. THIS IS A JOKE!!! This is satire, people!
The author writes: “Much like King Pharoah in the Bible, Obama’s favorite hobby is finding new ways to terrorize and kill defenseless babies. So he was licking his chops at the opportunity to cast deep fear stares into yet another child that had escaped his grasp months earlier.”
I laughed my ass off when I read this
And people on this discussion board are commenting on this as if it were an actual news article. Ever read The Onion?
My God–you people are a bunch of morons.
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1:19 pm
we are fully aware this is satire but bashing them for it often gives even more hillarious responses
whille i do fear that some of these people may actually be real and know for a fact taht there are people out there who are this insane i too have come to the conclusion that this is a joke. but can’t i have fun argueing with the fake people without people like you running it for me? just like the posters are all charcters so is my posting alias(though mine does originate from the real me) i treat it like a debate because it gives the most entertaining results
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7:27 pm
This whole website is satire. Brilliant satire. Most people would say it’s in bad taste, but I think it’s funny in the same way that South Park is funny.
I mean, come on, the right wing nutcase Christians tend not to be terribly well educated, but no one believes they actually write articles this silly. I assume this web site is administered by The Onion.
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2:19 am
I like this blog very much . Great information.
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10:00 am
When life really begins is to personal a question to bring goverment into it. If you really want to save babies, get funding for schools so teen mothers don’t have to drop out. Get rid of theses for profit abortion clinics by having the procedures done in hospitals by doctors who can give their patients all their options such as adoption. Put out brochures that simplify and explain the adoption process.
In reality, an abortion ban only satisfies your religious and personal egos about saving lives, and only would drive desperate women to back ally abortions that risks BOTH lives. A law does not address the real cultural problem, that women with an unwanted pregnancy are often afraid, uninformed, unsupported, shamed, and told their life is over and now devoted to an unwanted child while the father often abandons them.
If these women have access to fair counseling of all their options, can see hope for future education, or adoption, I bet the abortion rates would plummet.
And don’t start on the “then they shouldn’t have sex” crap, that is a personal choice, you should not use anti abortion to subtlety force all women to follow your beliefs on sex, there is also such a thing as rape, ect ect.
Just what I think anyway.
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