I bring you urgent news about a discovery I made, and it pertains to all of American pop culture. The little fancy singing boy Adam Lambert, on American Idol, is a ringer! He is needs to be boycotted off the show! People are wondering why this young man who paints his nails and disrespects Johnny Cash songs by singing them to Arab terror beats and sitars is doing so well.
It’s because the gay specter of Freddie Mercury has entered Adam Lambert’s body.
Back in the 1970 to 1980s, a gay menace known as Freddie Mercury, and his band Queen, terrorized the once straight sounds waves with a new operatic sort of glam rock. Freddie Mercury, the Queen band’s flamboyant leader, admittedly had a voice of gold and stage presence to boot. The problem was he had more sugar in his tank than a rainbow colored Hawaiian cane plantation.
The man was talented but he eventually died from a case of gay. It was sad but that’s just how things tend to work out when you live that way.
Now what I didn’t expect was that his spirit was still roaming the Earth, prowling around for an innocent boy’s body to to enter. That boy was Adam Lambert.
Now at this point skeptics will try to say there is no way Freddie Mercury’s died due to gay, his demon spirit found a way to sneak from Satan’s grasp and then sneaked into Adam Lambert’s body, to imbue him with gay music talents.
To those skeptics I say let’s have a look at the facts of Freddie Mercury’s history, you’ll see the light.
Freddie Mercury’s real name is Farrokh Bulsara. Freddie Mercury was not a white, but rather a Persian! He was born in the little gypsy magic island nation of Zanzibar, to nomadic parents named Bomi and Jer Bulsara. With names like that you know they were tapping into some of that island vodoo, mixing it all up with their Muslim chants to do Lord knows what sort of evil.
It’s through this enchantments that Freddie Mercury was able to finagle his way out of hell to roam the Earth for all time, filling young men up until they were full of his evil spirit.
It all makes sense and when you watch a video of Adam Lambert performing Born To Be Wild, then watch an old clip of Freddy in his original body performing Another One Bites the Dust, you can see it’s the same.
Adam Lambert is infected and being controlled by Freddie Mercury’s gay ghost. There is no other explanation for how amazingly talented this boy is. Here is the scientific data proof.
Evidence 1 – Adam Lambert (inhabited by Freddie Mercury) Performs Born to Be Wild
Evidence 2 – Freddy Mercury (his original body) Performs Another One Bites the Dust