Are Your Children Dirty Little Easter Commies?
Satan’s Attack on Halloween, Christmas and Easter
As Christians we must begin taking Satan our of our American holidays.
We are in a battle with the forces of evil every day, just as the good scriptures warn us.
The newest way Satan is attacking you is by perverting all of our Christian holidays, then using those holidays to destroy each member of your family.
Now secular parents out there will try to tell you, “Oh, come on, there’s nothing wrong with letting your little girl dress up like a Twilight vampire hooker and knock on all these strange men’s doors by herself” or “What’s wrong with little Johnny getting a World of Warcraft game board this X-mas?”
I’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong.
Satan understands that the mind of our children are fresh and open, so he does his best to sneak himself into your child’s body at a young age and infect them with depression, drugs and prostitution.
What’s sad is that if you’re celebrating Halloween, Easter, Christmas and Thanksgiving in a worldly way, you’re helping Satan mentally molest your own children!
Just imagine the guilt in your heart if one day you find your daughter has OD’d on Halloween candy or your boy turned up on the 5′oclock news missing, taken by a child-snatcher, all because you couldn’t resist peer pressure from your secular friends. Your kids ended up killed dead because you didn’t celebrate holidays in a holy way.
Now I don’t know about you, but the most important thing in my life is ensuring my kids stay safe. I feel that way because I am a good parent, and you should feel the same way too.
If you’re a young parent and do not want your child to die young, it is especially important for you to pay attention to each and every part of these life saving details.
Halloween and Your Child
Please also listen to our feature on ‘How Catholics Should Take Back ‘Holy’ Halloween
You younger parents may not know this, but Halloween is a Christian holiday.
The original name for Halloween is “All Hallow’s Eve” or “All Saint’s Day”. It started out as a celebration to honor all people, who have passed, and a time of sharing with one’s neighbors as they honored their loved ones who were dead by Earthly standards but eternally alive in heaven.
The first notion of this holiday started with the Celts, who were conquered and taught the ways of morality by the Roman empire, under the dictates of several popes. Very neat!
As the tradition grew and became proper by Christianity, the aspects of celebrating, sharing and remembering loves ones increased. But in time, however, the atheists started to become jealous of this joyous celebration and found a clever way to introduce Satan into the mix.
Corrupt businesses began to market the ‘death’ aspect of Halloween by marketing macabre clothing for impressionable kids to wear. Child molesters, drug pushers and homosexuals who secretly live in your neighborhood upped the ante by ‘being known’ to give more candy to the kids who wore the bloodiest or trampiest costumes.
Over time, the standard for Halloween became all about ‘more candy’ and ‘more sluttiness and blood’. Just look at these Halloween costumes here and tell me Satan doesn’t have an agenda.
Satan has a sweet tooth and he delights in the sugary taste of your sweet children. So it is no surprise that he used candy to corrupt Halloween and get your kids to knock on the dangerous doors of hell, for a ‘Trick’ that will leave them burning forever.
As parents, it is your job to ban your child from trick or treating. Last year alone, several studies show over 32% of kids have a chance of being abducted or getting tainted candy on Halloween. 1 in 4 of your sons have a chance of getting molested by a homosexual.
Unless you want your kids to end up missing or dead on the 5 o’clock news, make God proud and have a ‘Jesus Night’ at your church where kids can dress up as their favorite Bible character, exchange gifts, eat baked pies from the church mothers and take time to rejoice in the eternal life they have in Christ.
Taking the Christ Out of Christmas
You may remember several years ago, liberals tried to take the Christ out of Christmas. How preposterous that anyone would think you could celebrate the birthday of Jesus without the birthday boy?
Fox News first reported the efforts of several California school parents to sue their Board of Education for having a ‘Christmas play’ and ‘Christmas holiday’.
This dirty attitude shows exactly what’s wrong with America and why God continues to punish us with bad weather, bad economy and not bringing peace to child’s hearts.
Christmas is supposed to be about sharing, caring and Jesus. Every child in this country should be taught about the nativity and have Christmas plays at their schools. Our nation was founded on Christian principles and every person should be required to accept this truth or admit treason against our government.
Taking the Christ out of any part of America truly X’s out that part of our heritage and the morality that goes with it. Let’s see what happened since the last time we X’d Christ out of school:
Christ X’d out of schools in 1962 You see the Supreme Court took Christ out of schools in 1962, by removing prayer from school. Since then we’ve had the Columbine massacre, many other school shootings, more teen pregnancies, violence, lower grades and the list goes on.
Without Christ, kid’s minds automatically get infected with all the dangerous evils we warn you about. Like Dr. Mengele, Satan loves secular science and his favorite experiment is seeing what new sick types of perversions he can pump into your child’s mouth, mind and heart.
Don’t warm Satan’s heart next winter by letting anyone take the Christ out of Christmas. Santa Claus is no longer a saint and is the destructive avatar of Satan himself, corrupting kids by promoting irresponsible socialist capitalism and trying to remove Christ from Christmas. What we need to remember is that Santa is not the symbol for Christmas, but rather the nativity, the Christmas star and the holy cross.
If you’re too poor to take your kids out of public school and put them into a proper school, you should still instruct your children to always draw the nativity scene and wear a cross around Christmas time.
We need to challenge these liberals and let them know that Christmas is an American holiday, and as such, the only way you can take out Christmas is by saying you want to commit treason against America. And as you know, both crimes are punishable by death from our government and from God.
How The Easter Bunny Teaches Your Child Communist Atheism
From Satan using Halloween to turn your kids into drug-abusing hookers with a penchant for vampirism, all the way to trying to use Christmas to remove Christ from our country, his worst trick to date is trying to steal our American holiday of Easter.
Easter is the day we celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, after he allowed himself to be sacrificed 3 days earlier for all of our sins.
Somehow along the way, a giant anthropomorphic bunny who teaches socialism and makes no mention of Christ got thrown into the mix.
How offensive is it that schools will allow your child to draw pictures of a big fake bunny sharing Easter eggs, but will not let them draw a picture of Jesus hanging on the cross, his blood being shared with all 6 billion people on Earth.
No basket of eggs can outdo the gift of Christ, and yet here we have Satan convincing people otherwise. Cadbury bunnies, Easter egg hunts, bunny costumes and Peeps; these are all the devil.
Easter needs to get back to the fundamentals. It is all about taking communion, going to church to give Jesus thanks for his gift of eternal salvation, then going home to spend quality time with family. That’s it. All the rest of the stuff, especially Peeps candy and the Easter Bunny, is there to lead your family to divorce and your kids into drugs and prostitution.
As you prepare to celebrate Christ this Easter Sunday, please remember that Satan’s favorite trick is to appear as an angel of light but lure you closer to him, where you find out that just like Obama, he’s just a dark wolf in sheep’s clothing..
There are two realities in this world; one is true light, the other is dark. Just as we’re told in the book of John, God wants you to walk in his light. So please stay out of the dark places where Satan and his demons will have you stumbling over commercialized distractions of Santa, egg hording bunnies and vampires.
Thank you and until next time, God bless.
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4:34 am
what you people dont seem to understand is, Atheism means not beliving in Religion.
that means, Atheists are not christians! and since hell and all that has to do with is is a part of christianity:
Atheists do not belive Satan exists either, so how can you say they cooperate with him/her/it?
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5:16 am
I’d be inclined to say that most of these problems are the result of capitalism and political correctness. People stood to make money out of these holidays (and did), and over time it’s taken over. They aren’t just Christian holidays any more: parts of them have become secular, allowing anyone to take part. I don’t think that’s a bad thing. After all, it would encourage social cohesion a lot more than having strictly religious holidays instead. Yes, it is important to maintain your values, but don’t start shooting at everything else. These things are not a direct threat to your religion; they run alongside it. Nobody in their right mind (unfortunately not everybody is) would think of banning the religious parts of a religious holiday outright.
However, I do agree with you about the whole removing Christian celebrations from schools. I myself am an atheist, but that doesn’t stop me enjoying such things. In Britain our political correctness seems to have missed the point about equality and drifted over into the horrible realm of positive discrimination, a.k.a. discriminating against white British people with jobs. Schools are allows to celebrate every holiday under the sun except for the Christian ones, and I think it’s appalling. Surely political correctness should be about giving everyone equality, not letting the minorities take control.
By the way, some atheists aren’t out to get you. I know many religious people who I get on very well with. Just don’t preach at me and all will be well.
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4:47 pm
This is America and that’s how we do it, if you don’t like it that get the f*ck out. AMERICA…..FUCK YEAH!!
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7:28 am
You would probably be a really lovely girl if you wasnt brainwashed into thinking the way you do..
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10:43 am
Atheists do not believe in anything, so how can it be an occult. And no one in Twilight dresses up like a hooker, but if I do remember Jesus did sleep with a few whores. They actually can be very nice people with feeling, instead of being “Satan’s Puppets” as you would call them.
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3:09 pm
I wanted this bunny.
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7:12 pm
i love sharing with our big bunny overlord
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8:58 am
I’m an atheist, and I’d rather go to hell than be stuck in heaven with all you nutjobs.
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12:45 pm
PISS OUT MY ASS!!!
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1:40 pm
hmmm…this is very very stupid.And unlike this article I’ll give ARGUMENTS!
so-you’re saying that we should teach our children and defend them from any kind of “evil” or stuff like that…my question is…if this “God” is so great why didn’t make us to know his existence from the very beggining?wake up people,no one is borned with jesus is their heads.this is the result of brainwashing!
this is very very simple-the absence of logic reality and reason proves failure of faith.and the satan thing-do your homework-satan doesn’t pushes himself on anyone.this is just another christian conspiracy.
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4:48 pm
The person that wrote that article should listen to more SLAYER
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5:19 am
You are in error on Halloween. It was originally the Hallowed eve of samhain (pronounced sow’n). The Catholic church attempted top pervert it to a saints holy day of obligation. Shame really. The original and the still the best is the pagan celebration. It is good it see you re-invigorating a truly ancient and earth festival.
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9:55 pm
In old time halloween was called The Harvest festival ( so Now you tell me harvest is satanism ?)
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3:31 pm
Hardcore christians like this does not deserve to have children. You deprive them of their lives and fill their heads with nonsense. You are whats wrong with this world and will always be unless you drag your head out of your ass and learn to THINK without this so called “god” weighing down your every choice.
I am an atheist and i am proud of it. The belief of “god” in this world has done nothing but disasters, “holy” wars, witchburning, prevertion and other disgusting things.
All Hail freethinking humans!
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7:47 am
In reply to a few misguided opinions on here:
First, correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Einstein create the A bomb which brought a new kind of death and terror to our earth? This could only be the will of God as retribution for all the atheism, drugs, sex and homosexuality we have come into in the last century.
Second atheists are clearly on a slippery slope to hell. No matter how slowly you slide, you can never climb back up again.
I won’t bother arguing anymore of your unenlightened points but obviously Satan likes to molest children mentally or otherwise and these are some perfect examples of how he does that.
I fully support banning commercial holidays from my children so that they grow up not knowing about these perverted rituals.
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5:39 pm
I find Easter funny, you celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus. Isn’t that called a ZOMBIE? I love how Christians don’t believe in celebrating the “death” side of Halloween, but they suggest the undead is better? I didn’t think that The Bible taught worshiping the Undead Brain-Eating Zombie Jesus. I mean c’mon, would an apocalypse mean the second coming? haha
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12:30 am
The sheer number of oxymorons, factual inaccuracies, and overstatements in this article has convinced me that this site is entirely sarcastic. Thank you, Amber for preserving my faith in humanity.
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4:46 pm
You people are all crazy. This is exactly the kind of ideals and thinking that turn so many people off to Christianity and have made a beautiful way of life into a modern day cult. Screw all you people about everything being ”the devil”. You sound like Bobby Boucher’s mom in ”The Waterboy”, everything was the devil to her. You should stop placing blame on other things being the bad guys in the world and just spend more time with your kids, hopefully the won’t turn into little f*ckheads like whoever wrote this.
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4:32 pm
Kay so, here we go (hah, that rhymed by accident)
Easter: Originated as a Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and back in the day, used to be 3 days of feasts and festival and prayer and such. The bunny and eggs came to be when the Christians tried to convert the Pagans who celebrate Beltane, the celebration of spring and fertility and the conception of next years new Sun God, around the same time. They added the eggs and bunnies to make converting easier.
Halloween: Originated as a Pagan holiday commemorating the death of the Sun God (the Sun is “dead” during winter, make sense?” and to honor dead family and ancestors. It is unrelated to the celebration of Harvest, which is earlier in the fall. Later on, children began creating scary masks and jack-o-lanterns to scare away only the evil and unwelcome spirits, and left treats (milk, honey,bread, etc) outside overnight for friendly or familial spirits. This generally evolved into Halloween as we know it today. All-Saints Day is the day after Halloween, on November 1st. THAT is the Christian holiday.
Christmas: Started out as BOTH. The Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, while the Pagans celebrate the birth of the new Sun God. The origin of the Christmas tree has been rumored to have roots on both sides, so I can’t say for sure. As for gifts, I’m pretty sure that started as a Christian tradition, while the Pagans made offerings to the new Sun God instead. The yule log, though, was definitely Pagan. Because of the similarity in the holidays (birth of the God/Savior) the Christians combined traditions from both sides, adopting or variating Pagan traditions to, again, make it easier and less confusing to convert. They even changed the date of Jesus’ birth. If you read the bible and pay attention, it can be proven that Jesus would have been born sometime in June or July. Unless Mary was pregnant for a VERY long time.
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12:51 pm
“Atheists do not believe in anything”
Look at how you start out with a lie. For an agnostic, it sure seems you’re willing to stoop to dirty levels to defend atheists.
If an atheist sticks his hand in a fire, does he believe it will burn?
I think unless he is mentally ill, the answer to that is yes. The problem with atheists is that their minds are concrete and not abstract. They tend to be people who can only think in very basic levels of understanding, the type of people who cannot aspire more than to menial labor because of their mental deposition.
I just hope and pray that they understand when their souls are stuck in an eternal fire for being anti-God, they will feel the heat of those flames for all eternity.
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12:50 am
Lol shit do you crazy fucker crack me up with your “God” this and your “God” that. And for the record atheism means that the individual doesn’t believe in a god. a devil, or higher power, like stated above and ignored. So if an atheist put his/her hand in a fire of coarse it will burn and that a ridicules question. And atheist are among the smartest people in the world for instance Einstein, and they also have more brain activity than those who believe in a god. And just a question what proof is there that “God” does exist, and you cant use the bible because that shows no evidence of “God”.
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9:59 pm
first we said MANUAL labor ( see even an atheist correct you ) second Most teacher in the world is atheist or deist of some sort it’s not a prerequisiste toi be a christian to teach
oh and by the way without the “manual Labor” you won”t Lives comfortably In your small basement in your mother’s house
lets me Guess do you lives in southern states adam ???
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12:02 am
@ adam neilson – so atheists cant succeed dream or aspire for something better ?
very strange hypotheses
i should however point out that science is mostly dismissive of religion and has gotten along just fine without god
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8:45 am
wait until the day you die, we’ll see what you will have to say about the suffering you will expirience
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