Atheist Nurses Make Birth Simulation Video

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
April 30, 2009 2:10 am126 comments

I am absolutely disgusted by this following video. It is meant to be a teaching tool to some nurses but they are using improper anatomical models and not telling their students.

I wonder how their parents would feel knowing that the $30,000 of tuition is going on a steroid-inflated Barbie’s pelvic section. That is what we have here.

When those who are qualified watch the video, notice how the separator flap is missing and the secret place ‘magically’ opens so the baby can pop out. This is just all wrong and not science!

Warning: The following video contains improper content. Please have women/children leave the room before reviewing this item.

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126 Comments

  • Did you say ‘secret place?’

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  • How do you conclude that the nurses are atheists?

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  • hey, nurses have to have a way to practice.
    there is nothing wrong in that video, the only thing that’s wrong is your phobia of saying the word vagine out loud.

    say it with me now, VAGINE. see it’s easy

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  • What on Earth is this? In the part they have labeled ‘multiple positions’, the woman is poopsing out the baby?

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  • “notice how the separator flap is missing and the secret place ‘magically’ opens so the baby can pop out. This is just all wrong and not science!”

    That’s because there’s no such thing as a “separator flap”. And the “secret place” as you call it, gradually dilates to about 10 cm when a woman is in labor. If you don’t know these common facts, then there is no hope for you (it also indicates that you have never, ever slept with a woman, and probably means that you don’t have any hope of doing so in the future). Oh, and Adam Nelson wants your hot man-chowder.

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  • Is it safe Amish boy?

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  • Dan, seriously.. Didn’t Claire already win the whole fight over the supposed separator flap thing? Go take any basic anatomy class, or even a human sexuality class, they’ll all tell you the same thing, there is no such flap.
    And as far as the claim that child birth doesn’t hurt, you have no clue what it feels like. I personally have never given birth, but according to women that have that I’ve talked to, giving birth is like the VERY worst charlie horse that you have ever gotten in your life, happening over and over and over again. Does that sound easy to you? Didn’t think so.

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  • Aaammmiisshhh boy. Iisss iitt saaaffeee? Aammiisshh boyyyy. Iiss iitt saaafffeeeee?

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  • I am so happy I found this website!!! This guy is the biggest retard on the web… Yes, I am counting videos of Bush and the lightsaber kid.
    This is my favorite part: “Warning: The following video contains improper content. Please have women/children leave the room before reviewing this item.”
    Seriously, you want WOMEN to leave the room? lol

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    • Cool, I was born using forceps (dry birth, and I still have an indentation on one temple from the forceps) and now I got to see a SIMULATION of how it was done! Without seeing my mother’s private area, which if I did I would have to stab my eyes out. Not because of purity, just that that’s not an image I really need in my life.

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  • Oh and by the way.
    Genesis 3
    16 To the woman he said,
    “I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
    with pain you will give birth to children.
    It is painful! it is on your bible!!!!

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  • why is a guy trying to tell women how babies come out of vaginas (abd what it feels like) when he dosen’t have one?

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    • Big White Hillbilly DumAss Redneck

      I’ll bet the author does have one. Dry like the desert, but even so.

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  • ringtailroxy

    this video is really an advertisement for the birth model, showing that it has movable legs, and a realistic, articulated infant.
    childbirth, and parturition for any species, IS painful. not only for the mother, but for the baby itself!

    there is no way this video, demonstrating how the female human can give birth or be aided during the birthing process, on an anatomically correct model, could lead ANY female to think of having an abortion.

    when i was in 9th grade sex ed, the videos we saw in public school of labor where enough to scare us freshmen off of sex…for a few months, at least…

    birth should hurt a little. but in today’s’ day & age, depending on where mother decides to give birth, there is a whole plethora of drugs available to make it less painful for both mother & baby.

    i never thought i’d find someone more antiquated, ignorant, and biased than Ray Comfort. you’ve won the indolence prize, Dan. also, may i advise you to stay of YOUTUBE? if you only go there to look at dolls with vaginas, i’d think you have some SERIOUS issues. but many Christians do anyway.

    your friendly atheist,
    ringtailroxy

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  • This conversation needs to hear from someone who’s actually given birth.

    I have given birth to two children.

    IT HURTS.

    Children, unless born via c-section, exit a woman’s VAGINA after it dilates to about 10cm. That dilation process HURTS.

    Luckily, modern science has wonderful drugs available to us to lessen the pain, should you choose to use them. Many women prefer to feel the pain as part of the childbirth experience.

    There is no separator flap.

    Dan, I think maybe when you were young, some well-meaning adult told you a lot of lies about where babies come from. Somehow, you never managed to figure out the truth. Now is the time, Dan, to educate yourself, lest you continue to look like an ass.

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  • Is this a POE?
    You really cant be this ignorant.
    Oh nevermind its a christian site…..

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  • Chrsitian Ignorance

    Wow I have never read so much ignorance in my life!

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  • Dan, I am pregnant and as a good Christian woman I did not look at the video because I did not want to flaw my purity. My husband tells me not to see a doctor because the doctor will make me have an abortion because I am too young. But I do not know how to have a baby…I am afraid that when the time comes the baby will get trapped.

    Please Dan, save my baby’s life and tell me the true, Biblical way to have a baby! I do not want to sin and see a doctor, but I do not want my baby to die!

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  • I am confident that you are the most moronic man I’ve heard of. I suppose you believe that either a stork dropped you into a bassinet or you were found under a cabbage leaf. What really happened is that your parents had SEX. Penis enters vagina, ejaculates and fertilizes an egg. Apparently, not all genetic material was conveyed as your reasoning skills are severly stunted. I’d suggest you rent some porn to see how this process is done, but you don’t event have to spend a penny, the web is rife with it! Here’s just the first google hit: CSB Standards Removal. All the anatomy you need to see!

    After having two larger babies, each over 9 pounds, with no anesthetic (long story) I have to tell you that it fucking hurts. Ever shit broken glass, Adam? Pretty close. And just where is this stupid flap?

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  • So where can you buy these dolls and do they come with fleshlights?

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  • Alright this is the second time you go and mention a separator flap. Last time you spouted this crap I recall two actual doctors, some nurses… oh hell, let’s just find your column again.

    http://christwire.org/2009/04/watch-south-park-episode-eat-pray-and-queef-online-now-christian-tv-review/

    Now after all that you are still trying to insist on a separator flap. Please draw us a diagram and show exactly what you’re talking about, and also, how you claim women crap and piss from the same hole. Care to shut up now like you did last time?

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  • Please Dan, please help me. I can’t see a doctor, my husband won’t let me. He is bigger than me and won’t let me leave the house. If he knew I was on the computer he would probably beat me with his wife stick–but it’s for my baby’s health! You must tell me how to get my baby out! I’m getting so big I think I might just split down the middle, I want to call my mother, but my husband says she will tell me the devil’s lies! Please help!

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  • Dan – I know that I shouldn’t laugh at the severely “mentally challenged”, but you’re just so funny, I simply can’t help it.

    Teresa – Are you sure it’s your husband’s baby you’re carrying? You sound like a harlot to me.

    Claire – I want you to bear my children (though it will hurt, but in a good way)

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  • Here’s a transcript of mine and Dan’s fun last night:

    Me: Oh God, Dan, this is so sinful…but SO hot!
    Dan: Oh yeah, I want to wrap my lips around your spicy Italian sausage.
    Me: Ooh, go right ahead!
    Dan: (in between sucking noises) Adam, you’re so hot, hmm, you like that? Yeah, I’ll bet you like that.
    Me: Oh fuck that’s good, keep going Dan!
    Dan: (sucking noises)
    Me: Shit, I’m cumming! (I push Dan’s head down so that my cock goes even farther into his mouth) Oh, take it Dan, take my cum! Swallow it!
    Dan: Hmm, that was yummy (opens his mouth to show me that he swallowed every drop of my cum)
    Me: Oh fuck, Dan, I want you inside me.
    Dan: (begins licking my anus) Hmm, your ass tastes like Ricky Martin’s.
    Me: Oh yeah, I fucked Ricky Martin last night. Don’t be surprised if you find a lot of left-over cum in my asshole, Ricky blew a huge load.
    Dan: Hmm, that’s hot, Adam (begins to tongue-fuck my asshole even harder)
    Me: Oh fuck, Dan, I wish Abe was here right now so that you two could DP my tight asshole.
    Dan: Oh don’t worry, Adam, it’s not going to be so tight after I get through with it.
    Me: Fuck me, Dan, fuck me!!!
    Dan: (jams his cock into my ass and beings thrusting like there’s no tomorrow) Oh fuck, fuck, Adam! Oh fuck, my balls feel so tight!
    Me: Fuck me harder!!!! Deeper!!!
    Dan: Oh God, I’m gonna cum!
    Me: Cum in my asshole! I want your sticky batter to fill me up!
    Dan: (cumming) Oh fuuuuuuuuuck! (he then pulls out and slurps up the cum as it drips out of my asshole)

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  • OK, I just joined yesterday and already want to kick this turtle neck wearing motherfucking ass. But what is the deal with the “is it safe?”

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  • Hey Dan Nordgren Are you gay, you are so cute want to date me?

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    PAY ATTENTION ORIGINAL ADAM!

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  • “They are trying to make childbirth look more painful than it really is so women will be tempted to get abortions”
    This video doesn’t look nothing close to “painful”, I found it educational…
    And by the way women don’t get “tempted” to get abortions, sometimes they have no choice, I’m sure most of them can’t forgive themselves for doing that.
    It is not something you want or get tempted to do.
    Judging by your answers you know nothing about women and what’s going on in the world around you.
    You’re a blind fanatic that reminds me why I don’t go to church anymore!

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  • Wow, you’re trying to cite WIKIPEDIA as a source?

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  • I did not see the proper warnings in time, and now my pregnant wife feels she must abort our unborn child because she saw the promotional video for a medical training model. Until this point, we had been excited about having a family. The nursery is already painted with primer for its new paint job and we have a crib on layaway. Now, 5 months into the pregnancy, and after reading several books, she wants the baby to be killed immediately.

    Because she was exposed to video footage only a man should see – footage of a plastic mechanical pelvis being handled by medical professionals. She wants to peel back her secret flap, pry open her flange and claw the child from her hot womb rather than be subjected to the nightmarish atheistic practice of natural childbirth.

    Why, oh why did I have to stumble upon this website and view this life changing video, presented by such a well-meaning homosexual man? Now our dreams of familyhood have been stolen by the god Atheismo and his cursed YouTube ministry of trickster lies. Never has a baby come from a secret place – but it is too late to convince this to my grief stricken wife. She doesn’t understand that Elohim brings the baby down the chimney and places him into my arms after the doctor gives her a sedative and a blindfold.

    I curse the day I fumbled in the dark for the unclean slippery secret flap of my dutiful drunken wife. Surely my wife’s festering spam purse will never know my sinful pleasureless guilty explorations again. We have been evicted from the garden, and all is glossolalia.

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  • jenjen1352

    Oh Dan, how I laughed! This separator flap you mention; the only thing that fits that description is the epiglottis, which is in the throat. Is there something you aren’t telling us?

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  • Errr….. I seem to be missing my separator flap. This is serious guys, cos … I’ve had 4 kids! HOW DID THEY GET OUT WITHOUT A SEPARATOR FLAP?!?

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  • omg…ignorance…this site HAS to be a joke.

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  • First off, let me say that I am a Pagan and a Libertarian.
    I am also a woman.
    My boyfriend of two years now is a Christian.
    We live together and peaceably respect each others religions. He lets me light the candles and incense on my alter, and celebrate my holidays, and let him pray, and celebrate his holidays.
    We have decided to raise our child with exposure to both our beliefs when the time comes.
    Earlier this year, we thought that the time had come.
    I had missed my period, and I was bloated and cramped. This was unplanned, and we were about to lose where we were staying, and I was torn. Neither of us were ready for this life change that was coming upon us so quickly.
    After thinking it over, I asked him what he wated me to do if it turned out I was pregnant.

    Ok, this is the part where you probabbly expect me to say “He told me to not murder this christ-given gift”.

    WRONG.
    He said that he wouldn’t stay with me if I didn’t get an abortion. He just couldn’t take the responsibility. We are only 19 and 21. I then told him that in my heart I knew I could not destroy something so precious and holy as newly budding life.
    I said this knowing it was painfull, knowing what it looked like, knowing it could possibly kill me if I had a bad enough miscarriage.
    I wanted to let my baby live and give it to a family that could take care of it.
    I did this partially for religious reasons; the Goddess gave women a beautiful gift, and that gift is the gift of life. Within us, new life forms and grows. This act is holy, and the purity that is created is holy as well. The other part of this decision was based upon my instincts as a woman. Deep down I already loved this tiny bit of life, though it was only a few cells at that point. As a woman, as a mother, I couldn’t imagine not even seeing my baby, let alone killing it.

    None of this means I believe abortion should be illegalized. It just wasn’t the way for me, but every woman deserves a choice, although I feel that it should be a last resort. I’m sure all the women reading this can agree with me when I say abortion is never a pleasant or alluring idea. I think all of us would like to avoid it.

    What ended up happening was traumatic. When our place of residence was no longer available, he left me. I went on to try to scrape together what I could doing door to door sales. I spent a while under bridges, and eating at soup kitchens untill a co-worker took me in for a while, but it was too late for me. The cold ground and the stress had already taken it’s toll, and I miscarried, quite painfully. I waited 8 hours in the emergency room, crying for several different reasons.
    I’d failed as a mother.
    My man had left me.
    I would soon have no where to go again.
    I was in excruciating pain and didn’t know when a doctor would be ready to see me, or even if I was gonna be ok.
    My baby, who I’d sacrificed so much for already, was gone.
    I was dizzy by the time the doctor saw me, but there was not much more the hospital could do other than give me medicine and make me comfortable. I left the next morning hollow and lonely.
    Upon calling my boyfriend and telling him about what happened, he told me he would come back. So we found another place together. Jobs changed, and finances got better. We’re still together.

    I just wanted to share that, perhaps show you that not being Christian or conservative doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a lazy, ignorant, baby murdering monster. It’s possible to aknowledge the pain that goes into the process and still want it. Many women find it to be worth the pain, from what I hear. I know my day will come eventually, even if my first was taken from me. I will remember my child every Samhain.

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  • So…pretty sure I’m supposed to have those parts, and I’ve never heard of or seen any “separator flap”..

    Could it be, that by “secret place”, they meant the fact that one’s genitals are meant to be kept a modest, hidden secret??

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  • Alfred Beetle

    So…you’re not really even trying anymore, are you?

    What is that article? 60 words? How can you call this informative journalism? You find something you can stretch out of proportion and directly lie about to put fear into those dumb enough to listen, and you say just enough to officially insult it in a professional-sounding voice, and that’s it? You didn’t talk to distributors of the the device, you didn’t look for biological evidence pertaining to this “missing flap” as it were…I hope Jesus gives you crabs for insulting his name by pasting it to this pathetic site..

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  • This video is showing the basics.

    If you did not read the text before the video started, it said that this was a simulator.

    No one is trying to make women want to abort babies and this is not propoganda. It is showing the different ways that a baby can exit the womb.

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  • So Dan if I get this straight.. You’re a guy who’s never had sex in your entire life because you’re waiting for that special someone.. All the respect for that mate. But how the fuck can you tell a freaking womon in all comon sense she has a flap infront of her vagina? ugh.. they really should place people like you on a chair and beat the living shit out of you untill you get some logic into that mormon head of yours :S don’t forgive my rudeness.

    You’re a psycho, really. The fact that you won’t admit this only says it all.

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  • oh my gosh I never had so much fun reading anything! even “The Asti Spumante Code” wasn’t that fun! all right, I’m calm
    (btw I’m pausing from W@W because my PG is flying to the Plaguelands)
    first. from what I could see, this is a promotional video meant to promote a teaching device for obstetricians. nothing more, nothing less. its duty is to simulate a natural vaginal delivery in various positions. what I don’t understand is why someone made so much mess about it! women have delivered babies for thousands of year, and even more! and there has always been someone with them to help them, coach them. they were called midwives, now they are called Obstetricians. and they HAVE to know how the job must be done, to do it properly.
    second: men will never, ever learn how much labour and delivery is painful. they can’t even imagine it! some women have a higher pain threshold than others and can bear it naturally, but others take some pain reliever during the procedure. that’s how the world goes! personally I watched the video and it didn’t scare me in any possible way. I’m a young atheist woman that most probaly will have one or more kids one day. I’m too young right now. I can’t see how this video could persuade a woman not to have kids! there’s a museum here in my city, the Medical History Museum, with a wing dedicated only to the history of ginecology and there are at least one hundred wax models of failed childbirth. any possible complication have been reproduced in a wax model and..man that was disgusting. but thanks to those models, these tragedies won’t happen again.
    and what Dan seem not to understand is the fact that a full grown baby can actually pass through 10 cm. or 4 inches. it’s always gone this way! and if the baby is too big, they invented C-Section. I was born through a c-section because I was having complications due to the fact that labour was being too long, and I’m here! safe, sound and intelligent.
    women can give birth in various positions, and that doesn’t change the fact that a baby is born through the vaginal canal. except for c-sections obviously.
    anyone who says the contrary, or states that childbirth isn’t painful, well, you’re simply retarded. go and ask your mother if bringing your retarded ass on earth wasn’t painful!

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  • saddenedbyignorance

    Sir, you have no idea about the female body. Just because you are afraid of female genitalia doesn’t mean that you have to spread your ignorance on the internet for people to see. I’d be frightened for you to scare or influence young girls, but the fact that you are at a serious lack of brain cells shows me that people are not dumb enough to believe your propaganda.

    I hope that either this website, or the people coming here get you fired, or the website gets removed. This site has the most ridiculous topics. If the Lord actually ever saw this, he would be embarrassed that people like you are “spreading” his word.

    And lastly, I come back to the fact that you have obviously never seen a vagina. The lady isn’t an atheist, and even if she is, who cares?! She made a tool that would be helpful in assisting nurses in childbirth simulation. This is something that is good because they need to know how the process works, hands on. These are the people who will help you if you ever have children, or if anyone decides they are crazy enough to procreate with you.

    Get a life and stop acting like a five year old that’s scared of private parts.

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  • soldier4christ

    This reminds me of when Pharaoh was teaching midwives how to perform abortion on Jewish babies. Same evil, different teachers. Hopefully these nurses loose their licensure.

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  • So, I just looked down and around. I see no “separator flap.”

    Do you mean “perineum”? Also, seeing as how women give birth, and households that have women and children generally indicate those same women had those children, I think this video is absolutely appropriate — they went through childbirth!

    Just in case anyone was wondering, childbirth isn’t just an atheist thing.

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  • This… this is a joke right? This entire site is one big troll…. this… this can’t be serious… I mean… no one is that willfully misinformed… come on… someone break character…

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  • how is babby formed?

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  • uhm… have you even seen a vagina?

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  • In any medical (Christian, Science, or otherwise) setting there are models that are used for simulation practice. No, not all models are 100% correct…but how else would a student grasp concepts of birthing? Those seeking medical degrees have to use models prior and cadavers before they can even touch a live patient. I know this is a conservitive website, but come on- you’ve taken this video out of context and misconstrude things to make others look “evil”…typical radical view

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  • No you mongoloid, she is not “poopsing” out the baby. It is coming out of her vagina, NOT her anus.

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  • So why is it bent over like a dog taking a doo, smart one? That’s what I thought, this video is bush-league and I’m ashamed some American or European country produced it.

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  • Mongoloid is a racist discriminatory term against asiatic peoples. desist at once please.

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  • Women can birth babies in any position they want, idiot. Just because she’s on her hands an knees doesn’t mean it’s coming out her anus, you ignoramus.

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  • Dan Nordgren Dan Nordgren

    They didn’t directly admit to it but this video strikes me as propaganda. They are trying to make childbirth look more painful than it really is so women will be tempted to get abortions.

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  • Dan Nordgren Dan Nordgren

    Hi Claire, you have stated “there’s no such thing as a “separator flap”. And the “secret place” as you call it, gradually dilates to about 10 cm when a woman is in labor.“.

    This video was not intended to be viewed by younger or female viewers, due to the content in it and the abortion mongering agenda. Since you still looked at it, I definitely want to ensure you don’t let this give you the wrong impression.

    Already this video has lead you to believe that a woman’s secret area can somehow ‘dilate’ by 10 cm, and that will somehow allow a full grown baby to come out of there. That is not physically possible.

    Metric measures are hopefully unfamiliar to you, and in their system 10 cm would not even be four inches in proper measures. A newborn is obviously far bigger than that and it would get stuck as it came down the birth canal and exited from the special parts down below.

    Hopefully that helps you out and do not let this video make you scared of giving birth. It is nothing like what these atheists are trying to make it seem.

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  • Pray, tell…. From what institution did you receive your medical degree, doctor Dan, that you are so educated as to how a woman gives birth? Not physically possible? How do you think you arrived on this planet? Oh, wait, let me guess….. “God” farted, or sneezed, or rolled his eyes and there you were in all your splendor just waiting for your parents to brainwash you…

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  • Dan, if I ever met you I would beat the shit out of you for being so goddamned stupid.

    “They are trying to make childbirth look more painful than it really is so women will be tempted to get abortions.”

    First of all, how could they make childbirth look “painful” by using a plastic dummy?

    Second, you’re not one to talk about how painful childbirth is. You will never have to go through it. It is insulting to all the women who have gone through painful childbirths for a MAN to imply that it’s not painful. Granted, I have not given birth, and never intend to (nor do I intend to have sex), but considering how I was in agonizing pain (I was screaming, despite the mild sedative they gave me) when I had a pelvic exam at age 13, I can tell you that anything as large as a baby coming out of a canal that only dilates about 4 inches is fucking painful.

    “This video was not intended to be viewed by younger or female viewers, due to the content in it and the abortion mongering agenda.”

    Wait, let me get this straight, you don’t think that women (the ones who actually GIVE BIRTH) shouldn’t be allowed to watch this video? This video is intended to TRAIN PEOPLE, NOT PROMOTE ABORTION. You are quite possibly the most ignorant person I have ever encountered.

    “Already this video has lead you to believe that a woman’s secret area can somehow ‘dilate’ by 10 cm, and that will somehow allow a full grown baby to come out of there. That is not physically possible.”

    Uh…yes…it is physically possible, you mongoloid. First of all, it’s called a VAGINA. Second, if a woman’s cervix does not dilate, then how does the baby get out, eh? And you don’t exactly see babies just flying out of a woman’s vagina, now, do you? The 10 cm dilation allows the baby to fit through the vaginal canal…just barely, which is why women have to push in order to deliver the baby. It’s a tight squeeze, but it’s how things work.

    “Hopefully that helps you out and do not let this video make you scared of giving birth. It is nothing like what these atheists are trying to make it seem.”

    Once again, a male telling a female that birth is not painful. You clearly have NO education whatsoever when it comes to, well, ANY part of the body, let alone the reproductive system and the anatomy of childbirth. Quite honestly, your ignorance and arrogance on the subject that you have absolutely NO knowledge of makes many people want to beat the shit out of you.

    And I cannot believe that you are still going on about the “separator flap” and “secret place”. Although I know you won’t look at them, here are some explanations of birth and pictures of the reproductive system. Who knows, if you actually look at them, and lose some of your ignorance on the subject, and admit that you’re full of shit, maybe I’ll rethink beating the shit out of you if we ever meet.

    http://www.babycenter.com/2_inside-pregnancy-labor-and-birth_3658872.bc

    http://www.marchofdimes.com/pnhec/240_1034.asp

    What Are the Three Stages of Childbirth?

    Stage 1
    Labor. This stage begins when the pregnant woman has regular contractions that open (dilate) her cervix. This stage lasts until the cervix is fully opened to 10 centimeters (about 4 inches). This stage can occur gradually with no noticeable contractions over a period of days, but it can also happen in just a few hours with very clear contractions. Every labor is different.
    Stage 2
    Pushing and Delivery. This stage begins when the cervix is fully open and ends with the birth of the baby. The average length for this stage is one to two hours, but many women have shorter or longer experiences.
    Stage 3
    Delivery of the Placenta. This stage begins immediately after the birth of the baby and ends with the delivery of the placenta. This stage usually lasts between 10 minutes and one hour.
    What Is Labor Pain Like?
    Different women respond to the pain of labor and delivery in different ways. For some, contractions may seem like strong menstrual cramps. For others, the pain may be stronger and difficult to bear. For more information, go to Coping with Labor Pain.

    What Can a Woman in Labor Do About the Pain?
    Some women prefer to deal with the pain of childbirth naturally, using breathing and relaxation techniques. Childbirth education classes can help you learn these techniques. Most women, however, do get some form of pain relief through medication.

    Dan, your ignorance on this subject is absolutely appalling. By trying to “educate” me on childbirth, or telling me not to watch the video because I’m a female, you’re insulting my intelligence and everything I’ve studied in school. Did you have to take Anatomy & Physiology (both human and mammalian), biology of cells, biology of organisms, and chemistry in film school? Didn’t think so. Keep your mouth shut about things you don’t know shit about.

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  • Amish boy, is it safe?

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  • Dan Nordgren Dan Nordgren

    Unfortunately, that young woman and likely scores of others have been influenced by the propaganda in this video. They want childbirth to seem hard so they are either too scared to have babies or will get abortions; this is exactly what Democrats and their nurses who made this abortion agenda video want to do.

    Think about it in a politico-somatic perspective. Democrats want to kill all life on Earth; they try to say people in vegetative states should be murdered in cold blood, so we can’t work to find ways to restore their brain activity. If blood is coursing their brain, tech assisted or not, it is murder to take their lives unless they have a will stated otherwise. Then, at that point it’s assisted suicide and still not much better.

    Then they want to murder American babies. Barack Obama is always smiling because Roe v. Wade and technology the abort babies is always getting into more American lives. There is some socialist conspiracy afoot, where the US population dwindles to such low numbers we won’t be able to stop future Russian or Chinese atheist aggression.

    The Bible tells us to be fruitful and multiply in marriage. When the Children of Israel did such things, time and time again Satan would use his hand to help kings raise immoral armies to try to destroy Israel.

    One King in the Bible was even hiring midwives to kill Jewish babies when they delivered, but fortunately the head two — unlike abortion agenda nurses — loved God and refused to do so. They were eventually blessed with children and raising a family themselves.

    So, no, this video’s instruction is to make girls think there will be great pain with childbirth. God has blessed us with such modern technology that proper cervical dilation and effacement can be enhanced and a baby is not magically squeezing through a rigid four inch opening as poor Claire up there and others have been lead to believe.

    Also notice how they slip vacuum and forceps in there, abortionists two favorite tools when robbing a child of life.

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  • I hope that you waste your life on this bullshit.

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  • Is is safe?

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  • BetterThanYou.

    Dan, how do you know that childbirth isn’t that painful? Is there something you’d like to share with us?

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  • Is
    It
    Safe
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  • The real reason that they’re using forceps and a vacum suction is because there’s always a chance that the baby will become stuck in the birth canal, because of the fact that the opening is, in fact, only 4 inches in diameter. They aren’t abortionist tools, the only reason that I myself am alive today is because the doctors used forceps to pull me out, I would have suffocated in the birth canal if they didn’t, so don’t even go there about abortion. Believe me, you don’t want to get me started. And whether you want to accept it or not, a woman does experience pain when in childbirth, it is a fact of life, and if any woman truely, really wants to be a mother, the fact that it’ll hurt is not going to stop them. Watch any movie of a woman giving birth, just seeing the look on her face is enough proof that it hurts. For gods sake, ask your own mother.

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  • has2bemyway@yahoo.com

    DAN YOUR A VIRGIN!

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  • Hey Clair. Ask Amish boy is it safe. And keep doing it until he cracks.

    HEY AMISH BOY! IS IT SAFE?

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  • is what safe TheWretched? using this dummy? what would be unsafe about it? childbirth? it’s safe if there are trained nurses helping, but if the mother doesn’t know what she is doing and no one is there to help… yeah, it can be pretty scary… maybe even unsafe. it’s a good thing that they have training programs and procedures to make this great event as safe as possible.

    Childbirth is very painful… and Dan sorry to tell you, that’s in the Bible.

    Genesis 3:16 (New International Version)

    16 To the woman he said,
    “I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
    with pain you will give birth to children.
    (Source: http://www.biblegateway.com)

    Fortunately, trained nurses can give you medicine that lessen the pains of childbirth. I don’t know about anyone else, but I don’t know of anyone who even contemplated an abortion because of the pain of childbirth… I think it’s usually based on the pains of raising a child and the sacrifices thereof. So… don’t do the crime (sex), if you can’t do the time (raising children) ;)

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    I’m trying to crack Dan the Amish boy by asking him “Is it safe?” You should read his thing about the toy torpedo. I think he’s so paranoid that the only thing he is asking is “Is it safe?” So I’m doing what Randal did on the Clerks tv series by only asking “Is it safe?” Since this site don’t like duplicate posts I’m varying my response but the message is still “Is it safe?”

    And for Amish boy Dan.
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    Amish boy, is it saaffeee? Ammiisshh boy, isss ittt ssaaafffeeee? AMMMIIISSSHH BBBOOYYY, IIISSS IIITTT SSSAAAFFFEEEEE?

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  • Why do girls keep watching this he tells women to leave the room along with the children?

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  • God has given us medicine to make all that go away and has eased up pain over the years. Pregnant women are somewhat arrogant and I think that actually needs to be a topic discussed on here.

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  • This video scared you of the joys of motherhood. Vile atheists just love corrupting fine young women like this with their fear tactics.

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  • God created scientists and therefore everything they discover is of God.

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    Original Adam, when was the last time you seen a man pregnant? I’m not talking about the hermaphrodite guy. A man, with all the plumbing there, and is not on the movie Junior. Tell me Original Adam.

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  • Can you read American, because I can and Dan mentioned the secret place. The Bible also mentions the secret place when God had to give men emerods (testicular cancer) for their sins. Jewish women had their secret parts threatened as well when they were dressing like flooses.

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  • Then why do they take turns playing pirates in each others backsides instead of marrying a good woman and having kids?

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  • ThereisnoGod

    Come out to playyyyeeeeeaayyyyy!!!!

    Is it safe?

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  • Gotta be a POE. Nobody’s this ignorant.

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  • Dan Nordgren Dan Nordgren

    Hi Teresa. The anxiety you’re feeling is very typical of what I’ve heard from other pregnant women in times before. What you need to see is a good Christian doctor. Ask the people at your church for suggestions of who is the best Ob/Gyn in your local area, then go visit them. If your husband loves you he will support your decision and you definitely DO need medical help and counseling while you are pregnant.

    I’m not a psychologist and I would also definitely encourage you to speak to a counselor or birthing center, or even send an email to Amber Cooper, which you can do at askamber@christwire.org. She’s one of the smartest women I know and counsels people on stuff like this all the time. Hope all is well and whenever you have your baby, feel free to send us pics of the new addition to your family!

    Child birth is a wonderful thing and is not something you should fear. Children are gifts from God and the more you have in your life, the better.

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  • thatonegirl

    are you fucking serious?! you’re asking this bimbo for advice about childbirth? i really hope that your joking. i really do.

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  • You’re the one scared of having babies and are going to give a pregnant woman advice. I can see that going well, “Hi sweetie, having a baby is horrible and you should teach him to hate am black people because I think they should stick to ‘their own culture’”.

    Racist abortionists with bludgeoning tendencies are probably not the best people to give advice on childbirth my friend.

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  • They also discovered Carbon Dating which proves the earth is a lot older than what the Bible says.

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  • Wow man, you are so… You are meaning to tell me, that God condemns women to pain for eternity and when we are living in the most sinful of times (according to you) he gives women drugs through Christians scientist so they could deal with the pain of the punishment they received for the first sin? Shit! you are waste of genome.

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    randal.jpg
    Is it safe?

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    DAN! IS IT SAFE?

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    Clone Adam, did you forget that Dan asked. Is it safe?

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    Warning: Science content!

    GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR! IT IS A MEDICAL ORDEAL, NOT A DIVINE ORDEAL! THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING! TERESA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT FUCKING HOUSE, GET TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL, THEN GET A FUCKING DIVORCE IF YOUR HUSBAND ISN’T TREATING YOU RIGHT!

    DAN! IS IT SAFE, IS IT SAFE, IS IT FUCKING SAFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    Read my answer to Eric’s question. I explained why I’m asking is it safe.

    Amish boy Dan, is it safe?

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    I know what Dan would say.

    Is it safe?

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  • Amber can’t help it, she is a racist. She thinks that different races should stick to ‘their own culture’ and thinks dad’s of Germanic descent should name their kids Adolf Hitler and Josef Mengele, then send them off to public schools to torment other kids.

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  • God created the universe an undetermined time ago, perhaps billion or trillions of years. Earth was given its current form and life 6000 or so years ago. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, ignoramus.

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  • Claire is thinking about marrying me in the future.

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    WARNING SCIENCE CONTENT!

    Wrong Original Adam. When matter contacts antimatter, they both destroy each other. So it is possible to destroy matter. And the Earth is (KEY WORD) billions of years old, not 6000, there are fossils, rocks, and minerals that are (KEY WORD) far older than 6000. It’s hard to find them because of the depth of the rocks, and the Earth renews itself. So Original Adam, your still the same idiotic jackass as Amish boy Dan is.

    IS IT SAFE AMISH BOY?!

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  • Wrong. Antimatter is not proven to exist, and the CERN Hardron supercollider is testing that theory. It’s an unknown theory and the fact of the matter is that according to the substantiated thermodynamics, again, matter cannot be created or destroyed. Dark matter theory is speculative and without significant empirical evidence, atheist.

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    WARNING SCIENCE CONTENT!

    We have the capability of finding antimatter/dark matter in deep space, and the capability to make and store a few microns of antimatter/dark matter. To find antimatter/dark matter is like finding something or someone invisible, look for the distortion. That’s how you find it. To make and store antimatter/dark matter require physicists and a warehouse of equipment. It’s a high tech thing to do not just creating, but storing as well. It requires a vacuum and magnetism to keep the antimatter/dark matter from coming into contact with matter. The resulting explosion of matter and antimatter/dark matter colliding makes every known (KEY WORD) nuclear explosion look like a firecracker.

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  • You’re not very bright, are you? They are trying to see if it even exists right now. Maybe you should leave science to more capable people and stick to your little make-believe atheism religion.

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  • Look how the racist atheist tries to defend her friend when she knows he is wrong. Dark matter is all theoretical and has not been observed or discovered. That’s what they are trying to do right now. But will fail!

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  • Stop trying to act like you didn’t find my email address and send me immoral words and pictures of you, asking for my hand in marriage. All I did was say not until you cleanse your heart and mind and become good Christian would you be considered.

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  • Maybe a good follow-up would be ‘Christians teach downer atheists how to avoid double negatives in sentences’.

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  • TheWretched TheWretched

    WARNING SCIENCE CONTENT!

    It was discovered and observed.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter

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  • BetterThanYou.

    God you’re an annoying fucker, stop acting like you know anything. We all know you’re wrong so give up already.

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  • No, I have not. If anything, it’s those blasted impersonators who always attempt to leave comments in my name.

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  • You’re the one who sent the emails.

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  • Dan Nordgren Dan Nordgren

    Women have a separator flap down there and I have no idea if public schools are just not teaching it or people are being facetious, but don’t be mislead because it’s basic human anatomy.

    And no, birthing is not bad or awkward as they are trying to make it seem in this video.

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  • Lucifer 'Satan' Beelzebub

    ahaha
    ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    o you slay me!
    lololololol

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  • Alfred Beetle

    You go, Girl!

    Maybe somebody should have aborted these writers, though..

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  • thatonegirl

    shut the fuck up.

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  • … Are you really that idiotic?? And that is a “seperator flap”?? I’m guessing you never learned about anatomy. Fucking ‘christian’ idiot.

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