China Red Army Flexes Military Strength, Prepares to Kill Us Dead
We’ve been warned and now the emboldened Chinese hordes of death and destruction are flexing their military might! No one knows the day or the hour they will strike, but know this: the Chinese menace is coming!
From the moment of conception, every Chinese baby’s heart contains the genetic coding for hating American. These innate instincts are only amplified by the lifelong propaganda Chinese politicians feed their pleb citizens.
There is nothing a Chinese soldier would love to see more than his boots soiled with the blood of your loving spouse and children. There is nothing he’d love more than to use your American flag to wipe the tears of joyous laughter from his face as he defiled all the things you love.
My friends, do not be fooled by China’s beady eyes because they are wide awake and refreshed, ready to make war against us.
Only several months ago, American scientists doing ocean survey caught the Chinese building 100′s of Jin class submarines! Secret reports from villages showed the the Chinese are using ‘death vans’ to snatch up their citizens during the day and do ‘classified’ experiments on these people, all in attempts to harvest organs for their clone armies.
The Chinese people are extremely terrifying and their hearts are only filled with icy cold malice. There is no warmth, no mercy, and you should be extremely afraid.
In the last year alone, China has redoubled its efforts to kill its women citizens so they can have more rations for their massive male clone armies. They have tried to buy up US debts so for the records of history, they’ll try to use ‘justification’ for US wars.
Make no mistake that the Chinese love reenacting events from history, but in the name of their evil empire!
Chinese Navy Shows Off Might, Prepares to Attack America
My friends, the Chinese threat numbers in the billions and the American military is currently weak, because Democrats are in office. Democrats do not believe it is important to keep our armies strong and will cause our great country to fall to these Barbarians, much like what happened to Rome!
Understand that the Chinese will not stop ravaging our lands until all our crops are pilfered, our women and children are defiled with their demonseed and the bones of our men have been picked clean by vultures.
If China wanted to scare and terrify the good women of America with their antics, congratulations because we are all stricken with fear. They are speaking softly and preparing to skewer us all with big sticks of doom.
This naval exercise today I fear is the first of many acts of aggression. 12 nations are doing ‘War Exercises’ off the cost of Florida and China’s navy is lurking about the waters of Earth.
My friends, I love my life and do not want to die. You love your kids and want to see them grow old, get married and have kids of their own. The threat of China chills your soul just as it does mine, so let’s do what’s right and pray to God that they do not attack us before 2012.
We must vote for a Republican Congress and a Republican president in 2012. We must demand a return to McCarthyism, rearming our nation with tens of thousands of nukes and we should deploy new space weapons of peace as well.
Only by making our might far superior to that of China can we safely sleep at night, without China sneak attacking us like they did nearly 70 years ago. Let’s do what’s right, and keep China in their place.
The alternative is the death of your loving family, at the vicious little hands of an atheistic Chinese wonder.
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Author: Amber
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9:38 am
There is no such thing as a genetic code for hate, you dumb bitch. Just like how pit bulls are not born aggressive, Chinese people are not born hating Americans.
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3:21 pm
-China and Japan are different countries
-if this is a joke then you need to stop because this is inciting racial hatred
-china wouldn’t attack the US because it knows that the rest of NATO would just attack them
stop thinking hysterical thoughts
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6:37 pm
First, I would like to say, lolwut.
Secondly, your facts are wrong and you’re being a stupid racist bitch.
Like everyone else is noticing, CHINA did not attack us. China has never attacked us. It was JAPAN.
Please either note that this is satire, or get serious facts before you act biased.
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9:17 pm
As I Chinese, I genuinely hope that everything you accuse us of in your article is true. If this site isn’t satire, nothing would please me more than the destruction of the country that produces ignorant and downright idiotic fuckheads like you that proudly display their stupidity and baseless hatred in public.
As Atsuke Saijo said, either note that your site is of a satirical nature somewhere, or make an attempt to reform your stupidity.
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4:37 pm
China has lost the young expansionist spirit nearly two thousand years ago. it is interesting if it revives, unlikely though. The author’s is a kid’s talk, anyway.
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3:33 pm
You seriously need to relax! Let me bend you over a desk and make sweet passionate love to you. In any case, the US probably will fall just as the Roman & British Empires before it. But that has more to do with mismanagement than anything China is doing. $11.3 trillion in debt and growing rapidly, and yet still trying to maintain a globe-spanning military.
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12:18 am
You make me laugh.
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4:26 pm
You are telling our secret out! we shall start the war now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol at that stupid and ugly and hater white person.
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2:02 am
“As I Chinese”…
Way to fit the expectation of wanting a communist Chinese internet in America. “Say the Communist state of China is good or we ravage you rong time…” would have fit into your very stereotypical rant here.
Are you guys now forcing everyone in Hong Kong to build Mao statues as well?
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4:46 pm
and you do you force everyone to be like you as well ???
seriously I can agree you don’t like communism its your Point of view but don’t go with your racist thought because its Invalidate your opinion
Oh by the way ever been to CHina or you just stay In USA and ranting over every other country as well ? what you gonna rant after that about Canada as well ? go I wait for that we can remove our soldier as well and ask the european union doing the same as well so you go alone and get killed
You aree not superior in anything sorry to tell you this truth
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