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Chinese Communist Father Shoots Mystic Energy At His Baby
April 1, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Commies, Parenting, Values & Lifestyle
It’s a well known fact that genetically speaking, nearly 78% of Chinese commies are naturally very good at martial arts and nearly all are born with innate hate for Americans.
The shock of the surveys which revealed that information are hardly shocking as the following video evidence that surfaced on the web today. In this video it appears a communist father strikes his infant son down with a type of invisible energy beam.
Since the child smiles after being initially shocked by this superhuman demonic ability, we can only assume this is commonplace in this Asiatic atheist’s household and the child is being toughened up for future war against America.
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Who are you, or better yet are you a damn RETARD no one can be this stupid and you are the biggest raciest to enter this country.
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Before they were washed in the blood of the Lamb, some of my friends had this kind of power. They tell me that they used the Powers of the demons that possessed them to shoot Evil and Wickedness at other people. Thankfully Jesus Christ saved them before they died and went to hell.
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We shuld never have ended World war 2 until we had nuked all of their citys
But the Lefters had to chicken out like they always do
It just makes me soooo furius!!
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The Rapture will be upon them those heathenites. I have herd it is dangerous to even have a missionary position there as you may become affected by this demon ray. You could not pay me to missionary there.
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this is the proof.. you are RETARDED sooo damn stupid and a racist… God must hate you you will certainly go to HELLLLL there you will burn
you stupid butthole people like you ruin everything stupid racist die and eat shit asshole
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Hadoken!
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Honestly, are you guys serious? Wow, Christians must be the most idiotic people in the face of this Earth.
BTW, Darwin for the win!
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Darwin clearly proves that God was a better idea than all of the ideas of the savage people, because now we have all their land.
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You instantaniously fail at life. You not only have no idea who Darwin is, but you have a 17th century mindset that makes me want to beat you with your own lungs. Or better yet…
KAAAAAA
MEEEEEE
HAAAAAA
MEEEEEE
HAAAAAA
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I’m very good at martial arts. That automatically makes me a communist?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!?!? Ok… just making sure…
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Missionary position in China = pulled calve
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Fucking idiots. I wish you would get out of my country!
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Watch his face. He makes a noise that triggers the kid to fall over. As in, he trained his kid to do something he thought was funny. It’s probably anime-related, as in a lot of anime shows, people have powers like that. The kid didn’t move until his dad made the sound, and you can see the sound by the air in his cheek.
Please watch everything carefully before making a judgment.
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Stop trying to cover this video up with Chinese lies and propaganda. This father has obviously tapped into some Chinese voodoo or some such, and God does not condone such acts to be allowed on children.
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You are an idiot.
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Are you fucking kidding me??? He’s playing with the baby. This entire site is absolutely ridiculous. Go ahead, fucking message me. I’ll laugh so hard at these asinine theories.
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“He’s playing with the baby”
!! You support the Chinese Communist Child-molesting agenda too!!!!
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Hahahahahahaha, this article obviously isnt real. ESPECIALLY if anyone who’s anyone has seen Dragonball or Dragonball Z XD
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Would you for once stop being such a paranoid ass???
If that’s the way they play (cuz, they are playing!!) can’t you understand that it has nothing to do with you???
and BTW YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD!!!
not everything has to do with North America and not everybody wants to destroy “YOU” so why don’t you stop being that kind of stupid ass and move on on your life instead of critizicing other countries for the way they live, not everyone has to live the way you DO!
And most important EVERYONE HAS THE LIBERTY OF LIVING THEIR LIFES THE WAY THEY WANT TO… not everyone has to be Christian…
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What the…?
The US and China were on the same side in WWII.
What the hell are you talking about?
The video is obviously a joke.
Where on earth do you people get these ridiculous statistics?
“early 78% of Chinese commies are naturally very good at martial arts and nearly all are born with innate hate for Americans”
WHAT??? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve read in my…
actually, I take that back. Everything on this site is ridiculous.
Incredibly entertaining though.
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Ok, nice joke you stupid fucking liberals. Trying to make us Christians look like ignorant dumbshits, I hope you all burn in hell. (not really, but I hope you change your christian-hating ways)
And if this is real… You are making us look bad.
Although I am 78% sure it’s a fake site, because I would like to think no person of my faith is this stupid.
“The Rapture will be upon them those heathenites. I have herd it is dangerous to even have a missionary position there as you may become affected by this demon ray. You could not pay me to missionary there.”
~~~~~Nice one! A missionary position? Really? Yes, I’ve heard those can be…. Dangerous!
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I have personal experience of just how dangerous the missionary position can be.
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It is true. I live in China and I can report that most Chinese Child-Molesting America-hating Communists are, in fact, not any good at martial arts.
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