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christian prom dating advice high school prom senior prom dressesHigh school senior prom is a very immoral ceremony where boys seduce girls into having premarital sex. They will ply your daughter with alcohol and then do grinding dances to devils music, all so they may put their serpent scepters into your precious girl’s no no zone.
I’m here to tell you today parents that you must not let your daughter go to prom this spring. Over 86% of teenaged pregnancy happens at senior prom and stats do not discriminate. Any girl can become pregnant.
When your daughter naturally cries and tells you it’s not fair that you forbid her to go to prom, ask her how she would like to be dieing a slow, bloody death of herpie AIDS and pregnancy while the rest of her moral friends are off enjoying their studies at college the next year.
At this point some liberal parents out there will try to convince you that senior prom is not all about sex and that your daughter won’t get pregnant our catch AIDS.
You just tell them to be quiet because 86% of teenage pregnancies happen at prom and if that stat isn’t reason enough to scare you into keeping your girl home this year, look at the new sinful dresses.
Look at the placement of the pink slits in this dress’s skirt area and try to tell me that’s not innuendo and foreshadowing of what a boy expects your daughter will be showing off later that night.
My friends Satan’s favorite food is your daughter’s virginity, so please don’t let some boy sow his sinful seeds in her fertile holy place. The gardens of evil and sinchilds that spring from it will only lead her to a life of disease, welfare mom prostitution and death. Keep your daughter from prom and make God proud.
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Hrm. Prom being the source of the devil’s children…interesting subject indeed. Funny thing is that you “Holier-than-thou” Christians STARTED Prom…or, at least, finalized its date. It was originally a Druidic holiday, where the celebration of the coming of summer was held, but then the Catholics changed the date to a bit sooner, and made it a social outing for the nobility.
As for it causing “sinful behaviors”, sin doesn’t, and never will, exist. Satan is not a person, it is a word, a Hebrew word, actually. One that simply means “power.” Satanism isn’t worshipping your Christian Devil, it’s the worship of one’s own power as being the highest power in control on one’s own life. Thus, if no evil incarnate exists, no sin exists.
Finally, as for everyone catching STD’s and getting pregenant, that is simply the most stupid, most ignorant argument you could ever make. “Oh, you can’t go to prom because of herpegonosyphilAIDS! You’ll get pregnant, and sick, and DIE!” Fucking idiot.
And just because a teenager becomes a mother doesn’t mean they are bound to a life of prostitution. I know plenty of teenage mothers who have raised their children well, and still had a lucrative and law-abiding job. Fuckhead.
Simply put, GO CHRISTIANITY! Your stupidity STILL astounds us. You’re almost, but not quite, as bad as Scientology!
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hello
recently my daughter has asked me to have more sex with my wife. the problem is my wife is so damn nasty looking. should i buy her breast implants to reduce the gagging motion i get every time i look at her?
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Don’t make the mistake of thinking that all people of the Christian persuasion are this stupid, this site is obviously a joke. On a side note, sin is real and so is Satan, but that’s a different story. I can see why some people would be against their children going to prom but the logic of this article is all whack.
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Muhammed, this site is for really real. If they say 86% of teen prignancy happens at prom that’s good enough fur me. Now take your Obama loving self somewhere else and leave us evolution-denying, Gud-fearing, better than everywon selfs to keep living in our stupid little bubbles. Ya hear? Yall come back real soon.
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Read his user name again. Read his post. I would have to assume that he is a Muslim, who, for those who don’t know, are some of the best people, some of the most conservative people, and some of the most God- fearing people alive. Also, that 86% is 86% of 1/6 the percent of all teenage girls in the country. If you had bothered to read more closely, you have noticed that the 86% was of the 100% of teenage pregnancies, meaning that those girls were going to get pregnant anyway.
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hey you all realize 60 percent of the statistics found in articles are made up right
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[...] honestly is “extremely terrified of the Chinese” and believes that prom night is “Satan’s plan to get your daughter pregnant“. Both spout endless absurdities that no sound-minded person could ever honestly believe in, [...]
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Hi Amber
My doughter who have been homeschooled for years by my wife,
recently has had to start going to public school, because my wife had to get a job to support our family due to Obamas rain of Economicterror.
Now she wants to go to Prom with the other kids.
At first I was mad at her for asking to Sin against God
and told her to go to the basement and repent her sinful ways.
Then just before dinner God Gave me and idea, how to let her go and keep her pure.
I told her,”OK you cant go to The Prom” as i said that i could see the devil smiling in her eyes.”but im coming as your date” when i said that it was almost as I could hear the Devils shouting in anger.
I`m letting her buy e pretty dress so that satan can see what he cant have.
And who knows, maybe I can save some young souls while I`m there
just to really stick it to the devil.
God Bless
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That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life. Thanks for the lulz!!!!11!!
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dude ur so fucked up man. HAHAHA! here comes the devil
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your poor daughter. i cant believe people believe this insanity, but there’s no escaping you people. why on earth does satan give a crap about your child above all other sin that occurs in this world? and having a parent like you, im positive that shes rebellious, so satan would not have her virginity, most likely. that is what you people dont get. protecting your children from this stuff in such a way that leaves them wondering will lead them to worse stuff than what they would have tried any way. you need to let you child make their own mistakes and deal with their own consequences. i have grown up around ‘sinning’ and in doing so, i have no intention of trying those things at all. your child probably will end up agnostic or buddhist any way. my father began as a reverend. now hes a buddhist. similar to my grandmother on my maternal side as well as my eighth grade teacher and many others i have spoken with. and all of those people were good, intelligent, and fun. you may be good, with good intentions, but if you’re wrong, and your religion judges false, then you have lived a boring life for no good reason, and you’ll have dragged your daughter down the same path or a worse one.
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I love the republicans jumping all over Obama like he started this mess. You can go back to the great idiot of all time, Ronny Reagan, who began the corporate merger mess we find ourselves in today. Have fun pointing your finger at people who don’t agree with you… remember, one finger points out, three fingers point back.
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Amber,
Thanks for the warning and reminder of how dangerous proms can be. I have thirteen sisters, and all thirteen of them went to Prom with provocative Satanism dresses like the one in your article, and all thirteen of them got AIDS and got pregnant on the same night. Now thanks to that Atheistic Satan-worshiping Senior Prom they are all going to die. And they would have gone to heaven because they were Christians, but since they fell away by allowing their holy places to be defiled, they have to go to hell now.
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I don’t think you really understand Christianity. One sin doesn’t damn you to hell. Telling people that they are going to hell is probably one of the worst sins the devil ever came up with.
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That dress is absolutely horrible. Is there any place where parents can write in and complain?
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TrueChristian says:
“My doughter who have been homeschooled for years by my wife,”
LOL seriously first you can’t even read and comprehend the first post and then you spit out garbage like “doughter”. Wow.
,”OK you cant go to The Prom” do you man CAN go to the prom now? Considering you will be the date? (lol in itself).
It really doesn’t surprise me that someone with such little english skills takes the bible as fact. It was written by MAN to control YOU. And it’s working pretty good.
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Several years ago one of my friends allowed his first daughter to go to her senior prom. He was very hesitant like any dad and his daughter insisted that she should be able to go. Eventually they reached a compromise that they would all go to dinner to meet her date the night before, that she would go to prom with her friends and that she would be home by 11 pm.
Well 11 turned to 12 and 12 to 1. My friend called his daughter, no answer. He called her friends, no answer. He went to the school. No one was there. He panicked and was ready to call the police but his wife called. Their daughter was home. It was very late.
Several months later, they found that their daughter was pregnant. My friend is now a grandpa and his daughter’s future (she was a very bright girl and had a full scholarship for university the next year) was completely ruined. So I remember that lesson at the expense of my friend and when my daughters are of age, I’ll definitely have them enjoy a prom alternative together as a family.
Don, WI
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mistacanada
Yeha like im going to go to a Bias Leftwing science site for “The Truth”
dont make me laough!
The only truth I need is in one Book and it`s The Bible
And you cant get STD`s when your married
Go read The New King James Bible you might lear something
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i agree with your claims, my 24 daughters all asked to go to prom with those satanist pigfuckers so i chained up 12 of them in the basement then sacrificed the others our lord and savior jesus christ…but before i sent them i filled their no no zones with concrete…amen god bless
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Satan fucker…. you should be writing articles for these guys, you so fucking rock!!!!!!
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@True Christian and Amber and this entire site – What a CROCK !!!
I have never read such nonsense in my life, I really do hope this site is some kind of spoof, as the disgusting advice and mud-slinging going on here is almost too much to take.
What about free will? Or are you guys not good enough parents to know that your daughters will be responsible? Have YOU taught them to suck the devil’s cock?
What a crazy cult!
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Turechristain says: You cant get STDs when you are married.
What is this…
I don´t even….
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It’s true paul you cant get std’s when your married. I have it on good authority from my second cousin once removed’s gardian angels best friend. She also managed to ned get pregnant she says because she always has her husband “pull out”
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You can’t be serious. This is parody right?
I thought that all children are gifts from god. If they are from Satan, what is wrong with aborting them? If God wants all children that have been conceived then God planned the pregnancy not Satan. You do know that a particular person is the result of sex between particular people at a particular time right? You wouldn’t be you, if your mother had had a headache the night you were conceived.
The child born of a union on Prom Night would not have been born else wise.
The mother of the Lord was not married at the time of his conception either. Therefore I wouldn’t be calling this sort of thing evil.
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Similar to Don from wisconsin up above some of my friends let their daughter go to her senior prom. The difference is that they knew the boy she was going with as they had known each other since elementary and were good friends.
Well needless to say a few months after prom their daughter came up pregnant and the boy was the father. Before she could even have the baby the boy disappeared and now she’s left to raise the kid by herself.
There’s a bunch of pressures put on kids at these silly events and one thing can lead to another on a stupid night so i definitely advise parents to just not let your kids go and end up doing something they will forever regret.
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mistacanada
Yeha when every thing else fails talk black and take drugs
typical of an Athist
Ps check the link
bottom of this page
Hindrances to Progress »
Might find it enlightening
Hindrances to Progress »
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The second I saw the confederate flag in your picture I knew that you would be a homophobic, racist, science denying fool, you still can’t use correct grammer.
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you people need a new hobby to many of you are spending way to much time reading the posts from people and take them far to seriously. and thus you fall the smart test. not you Anonymous the others.
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i think it was your dughter i fucked last night sorry
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I have yet to find that 86% statistic anywhere and you have failed to provide proper citation, so until you do so please stop calling it a fact.
As for getting AIDS, according to the Center for Disease control and Prevention (http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/surveillance/basic.htm), roughly 1,018,428 Americans are infected with HIV. That’s about 0.3% of the entire US population. Your daughter would have to sleep with roughly 333 men to contract HIV.
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Half way to 666!
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So what do you call a large gathering of trolls?
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!
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Get over it people. Girls LIKE SEX, I bet that 90% of all girls love to have sex…yes even Christan girls like to have sex. I know a pasters daughter who loves it so as they say too all GET OVER IT!!!!!!!
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I know you never got a date in high school, and probably have no romance in your life, now, either. But stop trying to ruin great memomories of the prom night that 99% of all kid have
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The onion is making my eyes water. Wow.
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Interesting how on this site the word P A R O D Y is forbidden.
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i believe thats how the movie The omen started
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Wow, satan is going to have sex with these teens? Satan will force these teens to have sex?? OH and most importantly satan only tempts people who wear specific clothing. (He is a bit of a brand name whore)
Peace
PS-Don’t lie with statistics, it is a mortal sin and if you do, Satan will forgo looking at your clothes and have sex with you.
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I am horrified by just about everything I just read. “TrueChristian,” I am surprised you spelled your blog name correctly, because it’s about the only thing you have. Before you ever try to convince anyone of your beliefs in writing, please, I’m asking, nay, begging you, to at least be able to construct a sentence in coherent English. I cannot imagine why you would expect or assume anyone to believe someone who cannot do this. That being said, I am a Christian, but not a “Christian” in your sense of the word. No, for you are not a “true Christian”. Believe it or not, Jesus calls us to love one another. You see, it is love that is the basis of all things, and laughing at someone because you believe they will be spending an eternity in hell is not loving them, just as sharing incorrect information about the Gospel is not loving your audience, etc. It goes on. Not permitting your daughter to live her life is definitely not loving her. I have a bit of bad news: your daughter will sin whether she goes to the prom or not. It will happen, sorry. I would like to direct your attention to John 8, where Jesus forgives an adulterous woman. After drawing a line in the sand, he turns to the Pharasees and says “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.” Not surprisingly, they all turned and left. You see, sin happens. Lucky for us, forgiveness does too. Therefore, don’t worry about your daughter going to the prom, because she’s still gonna mess up, the same way you do, and I do, and everybody else does. Any more questions?
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fuck all of u stupid christians satan is better than god and plus u dont have control of ur daughters when ever they want to have sex they will and u cant stop them and theyre is such thing as a condom u no the thing that goes on a guys penis that way his sperm doesnt go into ur daughters vagina and satan will fuck everyone of ur daughters cause he can and that book yall call the bible is a lie i fuckin hate all of u
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Arrogance
Ar”ro*gance\, n. [F., fr. L. arrogantia, fr. arrogans. See Arrogant.] The act or habit of arrogating, or making undue claims in an overbearing manner; that species of pride which consists in exorbitant claims of rank, dignity, estimation, or power, or which exalts the worth or importance of the person to an undue degree; proud contempt of others; lordliness; haughtiness; self-assumption; presumption.
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Fuck closed minded, arrogant pricks, like everybody to contributes to the existence of this sham of a website.
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you amaze me..
with your 1824 thoughts of a dance.
people like ya’ll will definetly burn in hell for making God look like such stupid person !!
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[...] Prom Dress Reveals Satan
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Amber,
If you’ve raised your kids right, They should make the right decision. I don’t believe being a iron fisted dictator is going to set them on the right path, true enlightenment comes from within does it not?
You realize that your facts are complete fabrications, I’d like to see a reputable source for 86% of teenage pregnancies happen at prom. You’d have none because it’s a complete fabrication in your fairy tale world.
Ask her how she would like to be dieing a slow, bloody death of herpie AIDS and pregnancy. First off, its Herpes not Herpie. Secondly, since when is pregnancy and herpes slow, fatal conditions? Last time I checked actual medical studies, neither was.
You’ve lost all reputability by posting such obvious lies and tried to pass them off as fact. Thou shall not lie right? I do believe the Big Guy upstairs would expect more of you, he’d say “APA FORMAT LADY”.
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What is sad is that people believe this crap, all of it. There are 1001 pieces of CRAP posted, all lies. There are many other religions that have been recorded, and recorded writings well before “Christ”.
You know, for as long as I remember Humpty Dumpty has been around, you know that big egg. Since it’s in a book obviously it’s true, perhaps someone should get a grant to locate his grave so we can worship it.
My in laws are bible thumpers, and they come into my house and disrespect my beliefs. Don’t any other religions teach tolerance, or at least respect. If I wanted to pray to imaginary friends I’d pray to Humpty Dumpty. And with a name like that you know he’s got to be a lot of fun!
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Hey its cool if you think this site is whack (I don’t think anybody doesn’t think that), but don’t have to disrespect the religion or the people who believe in it. Obviously this site is not representative of true Christianity or most people of that religion.
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What you call “Satan’s Plan to Get Your Daughter Pregnant,” i call a design fail.
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I am just truly speechless of what you people come up with. Come on everyone lets start pointing fingers!!! SATAN did it right? You barbaric typical simple-minded fools, Take some actions for once in your pathetic lives! Your kind disgust me. If you don’t want to have your daughters getting fucked by about 10 different guys, don’t raise them to be fucking whores! Beat your fucking kids if you want to what the fuck. And you all say the same shit all the time, come up with some new things to talk about, because SATAN is not working for you!!! “Oh, Satan corrupted little Billy” shut the fuck up already…Fuck. Why don’t you come at something else, How would you like it if “WE” were to blame your “GOD” for everything? Huh? “IT’S GODS FAULT MY SON DIDN’T KILL THAT SACRIFICE” I mean fuck SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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A person’s language is only as foul as their heart, and you my friend have used a bunch of foul language.
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all you manz are fuked up yer. true christian, your a fuckin pussio and ill jack you at any time, there aint no god, there is just me now suck my balls and worship me, your daughter does![img]http://tastyfreshteens.com/gallery/big-boob-teen.jpg[/img]
duudddeeee there she isss^^^^^
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” Over 86% of teenaged pregnancy happens at senior prom and stats do not discriminate. ”
Okay. Now the other statistic, What percentage of teenagers who attend a senior prom get pregnant?
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@TrueChristian:
So all the comments I just read that were posted by you seemed very..whats the word..Brainwashed. “If you not going to baptise it you can just as well kill it” If you are saying what I think you are, you can’t. The “church” doesn’t believe in abortion nor killing. Check your commandments. “Thou shall not kill” is the 6th commandment and what you said go’s against that. So I don’t think you are a “True Christian”. In case you are wondering, I am a white teen and grew up Methodist and Pentecostal. I now have no religion what so ever and don’t group myself in the atheist group. Also, I laughed really hard at this. “The Bible tells abut how the earth was made
and how life began how can anything be written before that?” You didn’t think that out did you? HOW, do we know what happened? Did God himself write it down? Or did the animals write it down? That was pretty ignorant.
@Amber:
I understand that because you believe in a being that never did exist, you find anything that go’s against the bible to be “wrong”. I am in high school right now and I went to prom and am only a freshman. Not every girl that go’s to prom is a whore and looking like they just came out of a porno. The same can be said for the guys. I went and had no preference to have sex with a girl. I did however grind with a lot of girls, and as I said there is a 2-3 year age difference between them and me. Because the prom you went to in what..’75? Was different then the prom we had now doesn’t mean you can say that every girl is going to get pregnant and end up with HIV. I find that all the topics I have read so far on this website are very single minded and based on the writers personal feelings and not based on research. You basically take a huge shot in the dark.
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you know the internet is a worldly thing created by satan.
it lures kids into pornography and takes old men like you and makes them spend hours fighting with people half your age.
grow up, NO ONE CARES.
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Satan did not create the internet. Sadly, though, we have the knowledge of good and evil. People use their knowledge to exploit the internet and do many evil things.
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i cannot believe you impress your bullshit onto your children so harshly. let them be who they want to be.
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[...] see where those outraged words are when he and other liberal parents realize Satan has a plan to steal the virginity of our pure daughters at prom with r…. We will see where the scorn is when every gay-lead clothing company deflowers our children with [...]
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amber needs to get laid. serpent scepter?? lol!!
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Wtf? Prom is about memories, not sex. The prom is to have fun, and you’re nothing but a prude. Guys and girls don’t go there to fuck. If they wanted that, then they’d go to their own bedroom. How dare you tell people to keep students from going to a Prom (which I might add, the school won’t fucking allow sex, dumbass) just because you’re afraid she’ll go to hell? I can’t believe anyone would even think about posting this. Christians are so fucking judgemental. You’re a fucking idiot. Burn in your own hell.
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Don’t generalize all Christians because of the idiocy of this article and its author.
And its probably a joke anyways.
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you people are absolutely crazy! why even waste your time on this crap? let a life. oh and truechristian… I have three words for you: GO TO SCHOOL! you are obviously ignorant and illiterate because you can’t read or write… and I hope you are brought to justice on Judgement Day for wanting to kill children… or should I say, “satan soldiers”… ignorant people like you are the reason why there is so much discrimination in the world today, and so many people rejecting religion. You give all Christians a bad name… if you even know what that means…
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you people are absolutely crazy! why even waste your time on this crap? get a life. oh and truechristian… I have three words for you: GO TO SCHOOL! you are obviously ignorant and illiterate because you can’t read or write… and I hope you are brought to justice on Judgement Day for wanting to kill children… or should I say, “satan soldiers”… ignorant people like you are the reason why there is so much discrimination in the world today, and so many people rejecting religion. You give all Christians a bad name… if you even know what that means…
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LOL WTF i have to comment this, this is just dumb im an Agnostic which means i dont believe in god but i dont deny there is a god/higher being. first of all i want to say that prom=pregnancy/aids ITS A DAMN CELEBRATION NOT A WHORE GATHERING and for the dresses it is for the girls they want to look pretty there is only 1 senior prom for them do you want them to go in pajamas?? also “True Christian” just stop your embarrassing you self, and doesnt the bible say God forgives all, if you confess/plea?? or something and demon/satan soldiers? your just another Adolph Hitler and i think your racist to because of the Obama shit just stop please
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Amber, darling, I believe you made a type-o. You described the hoo-ha as the “fertile holy place.” I think you meant “fertile holey place.”
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sug min kuk
du är djavla dum
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umm, is it just me? Why can’t I see the dress? It’s not there.
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umm, am i missing something? Where is the dress that everyone is talking about? It’s not there.
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IGNORANT! you people are the reason girls get pregnant at prom because you dont teach them about safe sex. When they sneak out at night and have sex with evil boys they dont know any better to use a condom. If you keep your children in the dark you are no better then the evil you try to protect them from. Let your children live their life, and going to prom with your child isn’t exactly a great high school memory. If your faith is so strong, why dont you trust the faith of your child, is it perhaps because in the back of your tiny mind you know that most of what you say is complete bullshit, and you know that they will soon become far more educated and informed then you will ever be. Let your children live and learn, whats the point of living your life in a bubble, i rather live an exciting full short life, then a long dragged out, sheltered, and boring life, because i was afraid of the evil which lies within all of us. It is our free will to embrace, or constrain our evil tendencies, do not blame the mistakes you make on anyone but yourself, the devil is nothing but a halloween costume, sorry to break it too you. Open your narrow mind and embrace the beauty of life, you ignorant fucks!
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hahaha wow what bull shit I’ve ever heard,gracious what shit are you on cuz dats abad trip bruh…You know people like you pity me because I’ve found a man I’m willing to give my heart to and I’m having his baby, but i aint gota ring on my finger, but i pity your dumbass and more pity for ya kids.what shame, ignorance dont cover whats out there…your daughter will find a way if she wants to, keeping her from memories with her friends wont stop that.I have no desire for church anymore, because Satan has found his home there.Not n no fucking prom. And for your offensive comment, I know my child I have at 17 will be brighter, than your dumbass will ever be, and so will I, while you waste away in your narrowmindedness let the world understand and prosper. And as the visionary Tupac Shakur said (devil music as you claim) only God can Judge me!
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[...] Amber’s excellent expose, “Dirty Prom Dress Reveals Satan’s Plan To Get Your Daughter Pregnant“, we saw the troubling fact of how at these dances boys “‘will ply your daughter [...]
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Well, your stupidity astounds me, so much words cant explain, so I will just say this. You are a idiot.
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Shame on you for calling yourself Christian. Jesus spread love not hate and fear mongering.
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[...] We all know Satan is constantly looking for ways to fornicate our daughters. Thank goodness our good friend Amber Cooper reminded us of how Satan is using dirty prom dresses to get our daughters loose and p… [...]
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“86% of teenage pregnancies happen at prom”
Gah! There is no such statistic! Look up the word “statistic”. Notice how it doesn’t mean “A fabricated figure used to brainwash people.”? I more or less do this shit 24/7. Your invention of these non-existant results completely undermines that.
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This is hardly fair to teenage girls. I’m a teenage girl. I went to highschool prom. I didn’t have sex. I didn’t get pregnant. I didn’t contract AIDS. You people have put my religion to shame. I’m a Catholic Christian, and a Democrat, no less. I plan on remaining a virgin until I’m married, but you can’t control your kids forever. At some point you’re going to have to let it go and send them off into the world. What then? Hope and pray you’ve raised your kids right and that they’ll make the right choices. Try and be a little more open minded. My mother had me as an unmarried teenager, and died when I was a kid. I like to thi k that she’s gone to heaven. Furthermore, don’t condemn people for their choices. My best friend had sex and may possibly be pregnant. She’s still my best friend, and I’m there for her. Because that’s what good people do, they love, hope, pray, help in anyway they can, and just show common kindness towards people. Now I hope you reevaluate you’re life and see how sinful judgment and hatred can be.
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I was just wondering if Amber has heard of contraception. Whilst I appreciate the principle of no sex before marriage, I would just like to point out the small matter of condoms, and their ability to help prevent against STI’s and if the girl wishes to take control maybe she could go on the pill! I’ve been sexually active for a number of years now (I guess Satan will make me burn in hell for that) and not ever got pregnant.
Also I’d like to point out, I know of noone who had sex at their prom, mainly because there are teachers around and they’re very well supervised. Also, a lot of young people have more common sense then this site likes to believe.
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Dang,,, this article has got to be one of the stupidest, most idiotic things I’ve ever laid eyes on. We r all dumber now for having looked at it.
First of all, you are being ridiculously stereotypical and assuming every male in the world’s main goal is sex. In that case, every male is condemned to hell for eternity since we all suck, apparently cannot change and only think of ourselves.
Secondly, if u TEACH your daughter not to have sex and the reasons behind it, and possibly RAISE THEM right, u shouldn’t need to worry abt it.
Thirdly, Prom is a dance. A freaking dance. Not an alcoholic, drugs/sex party. Not an orgy. Its a dance. U know what happens there? Dancing.
U people are so dumb. Read ur Bible, study it, and know something abt it before u attempt ton teach someone else…
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LMAOOOOO is this for real? What a tool you are for even thinking you might be right. I can tell you right now not everyone is like that and at the end of the day its not the boy with his “serpent” fault – it takes two to tango so you have w rod with your daughters bout your “no no zone.” Lmao cant believe this rubbish is serious – all you very very VERY religious folk are so blinded by your faith that you dont know what your even seeing or saying anymore. IDIOTS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I really hope this is a joke and that those misspelled awful comments are also jokes. Out of all my friends who went to prom nobody got pregnant or AIDS that night. On the other hand, I knew five girls who list their virginities in their Christian schools where their precious v cards were supposed to be safe. To the guy who thinks he can’t get STDs because he’s married…when you wake up with warts one morning because your wife was banging someone who can actually spell we’ll all be laughing.
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Wow.just fucking wow.amber what the fuck?you suck cock every day and have ghonnorea in the back of your throat you hypocritical bitch..
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If you raise your daughter right and instill in her good morals and beliefs and she is tempted to sin or whatever, it is her life. Quit sheltering your children from the world and then acting surprised that they bought the lies of a horny boy. Teach your daughter to respect herself and say no until she is ready. Teach her safe sex just in case she isn’t the angel you think she is. We were called to be witnesses, not judges and lawyers. That is why we have a generation of children who choose not to be Christians because of these brain washed people who think that everything is evil. Train up a child in the way of the Lord and when he is old, he shall not depart. Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
~Mohandas Gandhi
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I went to my senior prom with my friends. We ate dinner, we danced, we had fun, and then afterwards went to the post prom my school had and we went swimming and played games and ate breakfast. No boys tried to get me to have sex with them. I had a good time at my prom, without getting involved in any kind of “sinful” behavior. believe it, its possible, and it happens.
also, I am not a christian, I am agnostic.
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Passive agnostic likely. I can see truth to your story too.
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First you say Christians started Prom, then you say the druids started prom, what kind of Leftwing logic is that?
And then you say that the devil is just a word?
When we all know HE`S A FALLEN ANGEL!!
you stupidity amases me!
ha ha
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Foolish. Absolutely foolish. If you had actually read my comment, I said that Christians established the DATE AS WE KNOW IT. Also, I said that SATAN is a word, not a person. You are absolutely ignorant of what you choose to perceive, and you ignored half my comment because it didn’t suit your response. I am amazed at your idiocy. Go learn to read AND comprehend.
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The only fool here
is the fool that have said in his heart, that there is no God!!
And i know quite well that Satan is not a person, he`s a evil spirit out to destroy god`s devine plan…..
And how dare you compare Christianity to Scientology?
Scientology is a scienceFiction written by a man, and the bible is the holy word of god!
By the way i thought you EVILutionists liked science
guess not
ha ha
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Wow! The Bible is the work of God? I guess God is my new favorite Fiction Author! You and Scientology are very much alike…zealous crazy bastards who believe that a book will save them from the fear of death! Only you have been doing it A LOT LONGER than Scientology…they just stole your ideas. As for being an Evolutionist, I will quote a very good friend of mine, who happens to go by Crazy_Bean. “Oh, so God created Man? Is that why I saw your mom throwing shit at the zoo yesterday?”
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BEST TROLL SITE EVER HAHAHAHAHAHA, man I cannot believe people fall for this shit hahahahahhaa
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People. If you wish to communicate your view points, do attempt to create an English sentence.
Learn to communicate. Evolve. Stop shoving bananas in between your fingers, and do stop typing with your noses.
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Let me know when your daughter runs away from home and becomes a hooker, if it hasn’t happened already.
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umm – dont you know this economic mess is from George bush and his war in iraq to kill innocent people, including babies? That is stats and we all know stats dont lie. man get a grip. Your ignorance gives christians a bad name. Study to shew thyself approved and stop using christainity as a crutch to justify the fact you are an ignorant hick
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My wife and I did similar for our girl. Her school had the senior dance and we did not really support it. In addition to the distasteful music they tend to play at those things there of course is the whole act of seduction, which is the whole point of dancing in the first place.
Still, we compromised and let our girl go under the condition that my wife and I also were allowed to go to the dance. Believe you me, it was awful. The music and the ways those kids were dancing, the boys grinding all between the girls dresses and legs, was simply sick and it looked like a giant orgy festival.
Our daughter’s date knew we were there and every time I looked around for them he was behaving appropriately. We took them out to Denny’s after the dance and from there, followed the kids back to our place. Our daughter was upset at first but still had the chance to have her important high school memories with her friends, which was the point of the night.
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I’m totally going to be at that prom. When you’re not looking, I’m going to tap that backdoor and make her howl. I won’t even have to use alcohol. She’ll just see what a man I am and beg me to mount her. I’ll ride her all around the prom with her goods showing.
If I’m lucky, I can get a tag team going and she’ll pull a train that will make most railroads cry. Then we’ll go somewhere and smoke a whole bag of weed. Maybe do some heroin. All while listening to Ozzy Osbourne and Kiss records.
I’ll probably build an altar and put a picture of Obama on it so that we can worship while we’re smoking and doing heroin. We’ll then play some Ozzy Osbourne and Kiss records. Backwards.
Then I might have more sex with your daughter until all of my electrolytes are inside your daughter and I have no more to give. Then I’ll probably just pimp her out… unless she wants to masturbate while reading the bible. If I can get another girl there, maybe I’ll have them go down on one another and recite the Lord’s Prayer backwards.
Then we’ll go get some Taco Bell.
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Maybe if you were educated in a proper school instead of a Christian/Catholic school-of-questionable-theology, you would be able to talk/type in a non-questionable manner. Good job, sir.
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You can thank your precius Obama
when you meet him in hell!
I`ll be in heaven laughing drinking a beer with Bush
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Amber,
I’m sorry about what I did to you on Prom night years and years ago. You obviously haven’t let it go. Maybe we should come to terms with it over a cup of coffee and you can lighten up about the whole prom thing.
The truth of the matter is that no dance, no event or bowl of punch will convince a girl to give it up. She’ll make that choice on her own, just like you did, at some point or another.
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You are only afraid cause you know that we spik truth!!
And the Bible is a fact!
In fact it`s the oldest history document known to man
and it`s been around longer than your god EVILution
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Must be fact you said so! You mean the oldest document created by man? Oh wait no… that’s completely not true. Considering the first books were written sometime 1450BC and what you would call the bible was written over what 1000+ years by MANY different MEN?
One would think Egyptian history documents FAR outdate the bible. But I mean you OBVIOUSLY know your stuff. I mean…. someone like me who doesn’t believe knows about your own bible than you do.
I guess to you ignorance is bliss. And home schooling saves you from the fire (but doesn’t teach you english).
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The Bible tells abut how the earth was made
and how life began how can anything be written before that?
So you make no sense….
The meaning studying of scripture is not to learn English, it`s to teach us about the holy father, and how to rekognice Devil worshippers like you and cast them to hell
Have fun in the fire!
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You failed again. I totally set you up to pick apart my poor english in my last reply but… nothing. Hrm. My thoughts are I’m either talking to a barn animal; or a CRAZY PERSON.
Umm seriously? Did you just say that stuff and actually buy it yourself? Hah. You don’t even know anything about the bible. I mean even the BASICS that just about everyone knows.
http://www.allabouttruth.org/when-was-the-bible-written-faq.htm
After your last comments I’m going to go with CRAZY PERSON. And I bet your “doughter” gets AIDs by the time she’s 25 because you “tought” her nothing about the real world.
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As I said ignorance is bliss.
I rather enjoy the fact that there are people so completly ignorant to everything in this world still around. Did you see the poll recently that said 15% of americans are now Athiests? People are tired of blind ignorance that people like you base their entire lives around and it’s obviously showing.
You make religion a joke… by the things that you say. You make believing so crazy sounding people don’t want to be associated with it anymore. There’s nothing wrong with God or reigions. There is something wrong with being NUTS.
In another generation you my friend will be the minority. Cheers! See you in the fire!
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Oh wow, you can’t get STD’s when your married? Is there some magical force field that surrounds you when you get married, so in the event of your wife getting sick of your hate-mongering shenanigans and getting “it” somewhere else– you’ll be magically immune to who-knows-what that’s lurking on that man’s bits? Fascinating.
TrueChristian, you make me sick.
Jesus says not to judge others, lest you be judged. He also says to love your neighbor as yourself.
This hate-spewing gives Christians a bad name. I am a Christian in the most literal sense, I take Christ’s words to heart. I try to represent God’s love and God’s heart for those who don’t know Him. We take one step forward, and stuff like this sends up 20 steps back. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Maybe it’s time for you to spend some one on one time with Jesus to figure out why you hate so much.
…If anyone is without sin, cast the first stone.
OH and, we should kill Satan’s soldiers… I.E. children born out of wedlock…? I will take this to mean that you are pro-choice AND you think God makes mistakes… Whoa! Double-whammy! Interesting value system for someone who considers himself a Christian.
P.S. I went to prom, I didn’t open my legs to anyone, and wow! I didn’t have any children! Imagine that! I am 21 and still a virgin because of the values my PARENTS instilled in me. If you have taught your daughter anything, she’ll value that gift she can give her husband someday. It takes two to tango.
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You can get STD’s while your married smart one! just because you married, it doesn’t mean you are protected against all things bad and evil. Even if both partners had never had sex before that first time after the wedding, there is still a chance. STD’s had to start somewhere. Oh and by the way, all of your arguments so far are ridiculous and you need to just shut up and learn to believe what you believe in your mind. Let others believe what they do, don’t push your views on others. Stop using the Bible as your validation for butting into others lives. If a kid gets prego at prom, they were stupid and let it happen. if they didn’t want it, then that is a different story. But the only people to blame here are the parents. Not the “devil” nor the dresses nor the advertisements. People will ultimately do what they want to do.
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Every child born out of marridge is a soldier of Satan
Only by being babtised can they be saved!
If you not going to baptise it you can just as well kill it
God Bless
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“If you not going to baptise it you can just as well kill it”
See you’re CRAZY. Saying stuff like that makes people think you’re CRAZY. I truely feel sorry for your children.
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oh really? so thats where your wings came from, see i told your mom to get the abortion, but she was a little too busy eating her own shit….
Anyway, I guess me and my unbatised army of satan will go rape your dad now….he has been bitching about it for awhile, damn does he love those coconuts up his ass!
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Well that would include Jesus as a soldier of Satan.
I would think that calling Jesus a soldier of Satan has to fit under the unforgivable sin.
I think that you have just condemned yourself to hell, so you may as well just be shot whether or not you’ve been baptized.
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My children are fine warriors in the lords army!
and thers nothing wrong with killing the devils little soldiers when thers a war going on.
You do know that there is a war on betveen heaven and hell?
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Shit yes I do! I popped a cap in a couple dirty mofos last night on the way to the sev to get some condoms.
For a minute I thought I was just trippin balls off all the PCP I was on at the time. But according to you THAT WAS REAL!
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oh yes, let us kill all those bastards!!! the evil spawn of your mothers rotting vagina! lol, my kids beat up your kids and take their “purity” for a penny. And thats my kids being generous, seeing as your kids didnt ask for $$$.
But your daughter did ask me to call her a little satan slut when i bent her over along with your wife, you shoulda been there!
lol, your wife tastes like tuna by the way, i called her a cab before I told her to suck a cock.
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You’re a fool for saying he was “talking black and taking drugs.” You’re a fool for even responding to all the shit we’ve been throwing at you. We eat it up and laugh at you, and you’ll still respond to this because you are a fucking idiot. You’ve proven, time and again, that you are a fucking idiot, and that you so love being a fucking idiot, that you can’t help but fight back the intelligent people who are fucking with your stupidity. You, good sir or madam, have serious fucking stupidity issues. I suggest learning to shot web and becoming an hero.
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Out of curiosity do you happen to know the ethnicity of the boy who got this young lady pregnant?
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You again
No i will never become a spider-demon and serve your wicked lord
You may call me stupid now, but i will laugh at your stupidity for an eternity
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OH MAN HE’S SO RIGHT!
TrueChristian you’re such a fuckin idiot and it’s so awesome. THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! you seriously made my day today. I’m going to go home tonight and talk about you will all my little devil sinner friends and we are going to laugh and laugh. Maybe giggle a bit. Then Laugh some more.
You’re seriously a fucking moron. And I still feel bad for the kids you raise.
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The young man was black why?
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Well just colored me surprised.
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you are not too bright are ya?
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Biblically speaking you have no authority to Judge anyone outside of the church.
I doubt Jesus ever laughed at the prospect of someone who is perishing… your comments are atrocious and hardly indicate anything that even remotely resembles a “true christian”
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I`m just going by what the Bible teaches
And if the Bible`s wrong
I dont wanna be right
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Well look at this guys name, “truechristian” anybody who calls themselves that on the internet obviously has their head so far up their own ass they couldn’t possibly comprehend their own bible correctly, let alone understand anything NON fiction, and lest we forget, reality. Just leave people like this to wallow in their own discriminatory and judging filth with his brothers.
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So what do you call a large gathering of trolls?
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333? Isn’t that a sacred number! X 2 = 666!
If she get pregnant on #666 she will have Satan’s spawn. O Dear Lord Above please don’t let #666 be Barack Obama. [img]http://www.bereanbaskets.com/images/mg_sw52688.jpg[/img]
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Bless your heart. I would stay away from schools altogether, except Bible school and Jesus camp. I was in pubic school and it ruint me. I prayed until my knees have callouses. Jesus still didn’t come. Jesus forsooked me. But I found him. And he helped me with Baby Jesus. [img]http://www.inkundla.net/ubb/Avatars/jesus1.jpg[/img]
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I enjoy that pretty much every religion says do not judge people
What is the first thought that enters your mind when you see a Confederate flag?
Racism? Southern pride?
The word racism is what enters my mind… Racism is judging based on the color of one’s skin, correct?? What is in the background of “True Christian’s” picture??
I keep my faith, but accept no religion… I accept no religion because of people like “True Christian”… People ruin every religion…
Keep your religion… I’ll keep my faith
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Yo dude! check out their thing on Harry Potter.
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“STD’s had to start somewhere”
Probably Africa, just like the plague.
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“Probably Africa, just like the plague.”
The Plague started in Asia, you ignoramus.
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Data from the newest research indicate plague started in Egypt. Read a book, woman. Oh, wait…
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wait, you went to pubic school?
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you sure the callouses on your knees were from praying?
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Try harder, and Jesus mite still come.
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Your checkbook. By not buying the dress. The site selling that dress has already opted for a labia-free style, seeing as the original design was comically ugly.
See, this is the free market at work!
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beer is the devil’s juice, dawg! only god’s holy water is an exceptable drink for a true christian. You’re going to hell for puting alcholoic poison into your body! Don’t think god wont see you-because he is watching and you will regret your sins.
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hopefully he wasn’t a racist piece of shit like you! your precious almighty god said love thy neighbor-not love thy “white” neighbor-he gave no specifications. so stop hating or you’ll be in hell faster than these girls in scandalous dresses that you speak of.
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People, no matter how stupid they are, should not ruin a religion for you because they are not necessarily representative of that religion’s values. I, as a Muslim, don’t usually lose faith in Islam just because I have seen other stupid, ignorant, or bigoted Muslims.
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Cool! So the bible fell down from the sky, every single one of them… every copy…
Oh wait, logic is preventing me from believing this, and tells me that we actually have writers… and em what are those demon machines called again? ehh, typewriters? Please dont smite me god
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