God Now Hates Vermont, They Passed GAYS MARRIAGE
Breaking News: Vermont allows gay marriage and is doomed!
Today former Republican President Calvin Coolidge is silently weeping up in heaven because his home state of Vermont has angered God by passing GAYS MARRIAGE.
Vermont was the 14th state to join our Christian nation and when they joined, they were allowed in because they pledged loyalty to morality. Now they’ve let the homogay’s agenda destroy all that and betray what we stand for.
God hates how these little gay dandies love to parade around and fish in each other’s devilholes in an unholy way, casting their rods in backsides and coming out covered in the fishy, foul smells of sins and disease. Leviticus 20:13.
The day started off good enough as Governor Jim Douglas vetoed a perverse bill that would have allowed gays and lesbians to marry each other. That tells us at least not everyone in Vermont is an immoral abomination in the eyes of holiness.
Unfortunately, Vermont has an apparently atheist legislature as they overrode Gov. Douglas’ veto with a 23 – 5 vote in the Senate and a 100 – 49 override in the House.
I hope the politicians in Vermont are happy now, because as they will soon find out it is naturally impossible for a man to love a man and for a woman to love a woman in marriage. God’s Constitutional Law tells us that sinners will burn in hell and that man only becomes gay due to sin. Romans 1:24-27.
Why has Vermont betrayed their promises and forsaken the Constitution? I wish I were on the Supreme Court right now so the other judges and I could laugh this affront to God write out of our offices, making sure to fire each and every person who passed this anti-American piece of legislation today in Vermont.
With Vermont’s declaration of war against our American heritage, four states now have now seceded from morality: Massacusetts, Connecticut, Iowa and of course Vermont. Four states that will soon be plagued with all sorts of wrath and holy damnation if they don’t apologize to their God and their country for this betrayal.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
1:47 pm
This thread is now about prinnies.
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2:34 pm
HAHahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes, Filled with sin Those that have Strayed from the so called straight path…
take a chill pill homophobe! if anything, im pretty sure your god will smite you for your judgmental ways.
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3:04 pm
Also, Quick question
why does this site have nothing but Gay Ads? .. =/ that must make your Loins Quiver!
hahahahahhahha
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3:08 pm
“Hey, if gays and lesbians want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us I say let them.” Peter Griffin
And nice hypocrisy on your part with all the gay dating ads on this site too lol.
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4:26 pm
Just watch God is going to strike them down this week. Just watch.
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4:36 pm
You allude to an interesting point in your column, Reverend. Since this going to affect everyone in the state (and now the other gay states), what about the kids?
Children in public schools will need to be taught about gay sex in forced sex ed. courses, as well as gay relationships. This will unfairly push the gay agenda on students whose parents do not wish for their kids to be indoctrinated with such immoral ideas.
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5:04 pm
How so? Unless you seem to have something planned yourself?
Ahh, it would not surprise me if God himself took a shit on you for your insolence.
Enjoy following a cold and lonely path created by slander, backstabbing and of course, oppression. Your ignorance and lack of acceptance of normal human emotions makes me feel grateful that im not brain Fucked like you.
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10:02 am
Firstly, it’s not really a choice, so much a life conditioning. A homosexual doesn’t just up and say, “Well, I think I’ll be gay, today.” I have many homosexual friends who say that it wasn’t so much a choice as it just happened to be how life influenced them. Saying that sexuality itself is a choice is like saying expelling waste from the body is a choice. You can’t just up and say, “Well, I don’t think I’ll be pissing or shitting today.” You have to do it. Sexuality is an ingrained part of the human psyche, and the choice of the gender of one’s partner isn’t just sudden. It’s the influence that the people around you and the environment you were raised in effect you.
We Never Forgive. We Never Forget. We Are Legion. We Are Many. Man the Fucking Harpoons…We Are Anonymous.
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5:16 pm
Well Dan in that recent Religious Survey, Vermont had the highest number of atheists and people who betrayed Christianity, so it doesn’t surprise me that they’ve passed this law.
What I bet they didn’t research is that for every one gay man four boys get molestered. Now if that’s not reason to turn this law around and revoke it, since they don’t pay attention to the Constitution, I don’t know what is.
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7:00 pm
Hey hey hey, guess what? I’m Jewish. Also, +1 Prinny.
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7:05 pm
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7:28 pm
We will have the last laugh
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7:55 pm
oh well, another place to avoid, the gays just seem to be increasing
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9:02 pm
IM NOT A HIPPOCRITE!
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11:40 pm
Glacial, first of all, homosexuality is not a choice. Why would someone “choose” to be part of a group that is so hated and discriminated against?
There IS a difference between being intolerant of intolerant people and being intolerant of homosexuals. Homosexuals never hurt anybody, and yet there are people who are intolerant of them. However, people who are intolerant of homosexuals ARE hurting people, therefore it is OK to be intolerant of them, at least in my opinion. Basically, I’m intolerant of people who hate on innocent people.
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12:36 am
Umm…first to all of you psychotic Jesus followers need to understand that there is a gay gene in people, science has proven it and unlike your little book of myths, science has concrete evidence and doesn’t contradict its self. And secondly, that you are in the United States now and every man, women and child are free and can make their own decisions. And if their personal belief goes against your personal belief, does that give you the right to take their rights away from them? no. You have no place to take away anyone’s constitutional or human rights. Not to mention that the citizens of the United States HAVE THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!! do Christians not believe in the constitution now? But then again we have an apocalyptic president who is a baby murderer. Get real you crazy mother fuckers, do your research. He goes to church! and few last things, there is no proof of Jesus ever existing,there is proof of evolution, and atheist’s are among the smartest people in the world and have higher brain activity than those who are believers of God.
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8:44 pm
AMEN
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6:07 am
I LIKE BUMS AND BUM SEX. I AM JESUS.
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8:40 am
even through genetics. Man has choice. They are humans, they have emotions. these emotions can cause people to become gay, thus making it a choice…
you twat Claire.
seriously, i feel so bloody smart when i come to this website! its fucking great!
thank you all mentally challenged people that blindly follow an oppressive religion! You truly do lift my spirits knowing that my life aint HALF as bad as you brain dead drones!
Enjoy ignorance.
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10:53 am
Dude above has a point!
Although ive worked out this site is a parody! holy shit i Actually thought these people were mindlessly following a Doomed path!
hahahahahahah nice one! have a good day everyone!
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12:07 pm
Being gay is a choice It is a sin. It’s all in the Bible.
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12:46 am
god loves everyone, even if they’re gay/lesbian/whatever. this site is crap.
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2:58 pm
do you really think that God gives a flying SHIT about who people go to bed with when the day is over?
God loves EVERYONE, and if you don’t believe that, then you people shouldn’t even be considered Christians.
Fuck you.
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4:51 pm
I always just figured the homos take turns with each other when they are fornicating, one goes and does his business first and gets done. Then the other one gets his turn sticking his thingie into sin until he’s all done. Pretty sick.
Now to think that they’ll be teaching kids in elementary this type of thing about how gays have sex and no telling what else is not only offensive it’s frightening. I really think Vermont should do a recount because I have a hard time believing that a state would allow these gay queers to get married and force themselves on our children and make them think about gay sex.
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5:16 pm
I’m from Cambridge, Massachusetts (the most liberal city in the state, perhaps in the country) and the sex-ed teachers did not go into depth about homosexual sex once the bill was passed saying that gays could marry. It was mentioned in passing when the teacher was emphasizing condom and other barrier method use, but other than that, the class was focused more on pregnancy prevention.
Oh, and I certainly hope that you crazy christians are aware that heterosexual couples practice anal sex too.
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5:07 pm
Dan, clearly you don’t know Vermont at all. I’m from Massachusetts, so I can say with pride that all of New England (except for N.H. sometimes) is very pro-gay, and a recount won’t be necessary.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that my next-door neighbors were the first homosexual couple in Massachusetts to get their marriage license a few years ago. I’m overjoyed that now gay couples in Vermont can enjoy the same union with their partners as my neighbors have.
You need some tolerance, Dan.
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5:10 pm
What’s a Prinnie?
I think the thread should be about Crab People.
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5:22 pm
And I’ll bet that for every one straight man, 6 girls get molested.
You do realize that little girls get raped/molested more than little boys, right? You don’t even have to research that, it’s a well known fact. Straight men are more dangerous than gay men. So doesn’t that mean that heterosexual marriage should be outlawed just like you want gay marriage to be outlawed? Because according to your logic, stopping gay marriage will put a stop to homosexuality altogether, and will therefore put a stop to boys getting molested.
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5:23 pm
Well I hope you know that SODOMy comes from SODOM, the town that God burned to the ground because it was filled with gays who loved anal sins. Just because a man marries a woman doesn’t mean he’s covering up his secret sins and trying to take out his perverted desires on his wife’s backside. That part of the body was not designed to make children or build love in marriage, but rather to discreet waste. Cities were destroyed for people doing that thing and don’t think it will be too long before the hands of judgment do it again.
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5:26 pm
Being a Christian I only deal in facts and not speculation. The fact is that 25% of boys before the age of 16 are molested by homosexual man. Other perverts are wrong too and have other disorders with them, and now you know one of the numbers that involve gays. Why would you want to make Satan proud and put kids in danger?
You should be helping us picket outside Vermont’s state capitol in a few weeks, not trying to defend this filth.
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5:53 pm
You’re just too much. Homosexuals only account for 2% of the population, yet and still they account for the percentage majoirty of child exploitation. It’s because they are so deep in sin they have no limits or morality.
And before you try to use more propaganda here you go: http://www.traditionalvalues.org/urban/one.php
A fun little site dedicated to expose homogay propaganda.
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5:40 pm
Sorry Adam, I’m an atheist, so that biblical crap isn’t going to work on me.
Oh, and it’s “excrete waste” not “discreet waste”.
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5:46 pm
Actually according to the U.S. Justice Department, 33% of girls (1 in 3) are molested by the time they are 18, and 14% of boys are molested before age 18. (http://www.childmolestationvictim.com/statistics.html)
Why on earth would I want to picket outside Vermont’s state capital in a few weeks? As I recently said, I think it’s great and a step forward for humanity that another state has allowed gay marriage.
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8:19 pm
Your ENTIRE belief system is based on speculation, and you cannot be taken seriously.
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5:46 pm
Well I’m Christian so if you don’t like me defending this nation atheist socialism attacks on our holy Constitution, you know the thing our forefathers told us to never forsake, you can just move somewhere else. I’m not going to lay down while the gays just rape away the decency of this nation and you shouldn’t either if you love America. Then again you could be a meddling foreigner.
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6:05 pm
Haha, you’re accusing me of spreading “propaganda” and then you link to THAT website! What a joke!
Oh, and by the way, although organizations such as NAMBLA exist, many male rape victims are actually raped by incredibly desperate heterosexual men. Take, for instance, the accounts of priests raping little boys. They do so because 1) they aren’t allowed to have sex, so they need to do so secretly, and 2) boys are often easier targets than girls, because girls are often protected and watched by the parents.
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7:36 pm
Ha, laugh all you want, your impotent “God” will never strike anyone down. I’ll make sure of it. See, I’m technically what you would call a Satanist. As in, I believe in myself as the highest power of my life. My own God, you could say. So, I guess I can go talk to “God” and bitchslap him, ne?
And, TrueChristian, GO LEARN TO SHOT WEB! How many times do I have to tell you before you become an hero?
We Never Forgive. We Never Forget. We Are Legion. We Are Many. Man the Fucking Harpoons…We Are Anonymous.
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10:09 pm
Ah yes, you can always count on a Christian laughing at other people’s misfortune.
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7:57 pm
I’m from New Hampshire, and I’m glad to say that the majority of us are starting to smarten up about these things, Yay! : )
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8:11 pm
if you think you are a so called God, if someone manages to kill you, does that make them a Godslayer? a God is a being that cannot die…hence you are a hippocrite.
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10:07 pm
How about you just stay out of N.E. completely? We don’t need intolerant people in our states.
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11:04 pm
please, kindly show me where I laughed? i just showed how he contradicted himself, why don’t you look at that instead
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11:08 pm
i guess that means you should relocate also, since you’re also one of these intolerable people
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11:12 pm
I was replying to TrueChristian, not you.
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11:13 pm
speculation….rightttttt…..go tell that to someone who went through a stigmata…then come back
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11:15 pm
I’m intolerant of intolerant people. There’s a difference between that and being intolerant of homosexuals. So I will be staying in the great state of Massachusetts, thank you very much.
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11:21 pm
contradicting yourself much? so you admit you’re an intolerant person yet you’re different, please explain the mentality of being intolerant is a state of mind, and being a homosexual is a choice from the mind, you’re saying you’re special? classic, A+
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11:27 pm
you don’t like intolerant people, we don’t like homosexuals, right thats soo different…….
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11:58 am
To Glacial: I don’t believe she meant it the way she wrote it. She means that she doesn’t like the fact that people who OPENLY confess their intolerance of a given group don’t actually learn and judge the individuals within the group on their own merits, whereas, she says she doesn’t like those INDIVIDUALS whom perform that selfsame act. She doesn’t like people who say “Being gay is bad” when they know nothing about it personally. That doesn’t necessarily means she’s intolerant of it, just that her informed decision is that she doesn’t like a person who is prejudiced, and proved their prejudice before she judges them.
Just like I have infinite patience, but no tolerance for stupidity. However, I don’t know if something or someone is stupid until they prove their stupidity. At that point, I’m not being prejudiced; I didn’t say they were stupid offhand. I just found out that they were stupid, and adjusted my view of them accordingly. Get it? Prolly not. You are about as intelligent as anyone who actually agrees with the writers on this site, and have proven your intelligence to me by taking seriously that I said I was a God, when it was clearly a sarcastic remark.
We Never Forgive. We Never Forget. We Are Legion. We Are Many. Man the Fucking Harpoons…We Are Anonymous.
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9:57 am
*rolls eyes* I was making a joke, fool. If you can’t even see that, you’re just as much a fool as TrueChristian. Go learn to shot web and become an hero.
We Never Forgive. We Never Forget. We Are Legion. We Are Many. Man the Fucking Harpoons…We Are Anonymous.
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12:18 pm
Why would somebody “choose” to be a member of a group that is so hated and discriminated against? Gay people don’t “choose” to be gay any more than you “choose” to be straight. If homosexuality is a choice, why do so many confused gay teenagers commit suicide? Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to “choose” to be straight instead of kill themselves?
Oh, and please stop using the bible as evidence.
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