God Strikes Down Myrtle Beach With Fire, Gay Blogger Perez Hilton To Blame
When will the gays learn that God will not tolerate their agenda much longer?
Today Myrtle Beach and the rest of South Carolina is burning to the ground, as God has caused a mighty wildfire to appear from nowhere and ravage the state.
Residents are stricken with panic and wondering why this show of God’s wrath has come upon their lands. It all started with the 2009 Miss America competition.
Over the weekend, Donald Trump’s Miss America Corporation had its annual beauty pageant. The two top contenders were Miss Carolina and Miss California.
At the height of the competition, the crucial question and answer section, gay judge Perez Hilton unfairly asked the Christian valued Miss California if she supported the homogay marriage agenda. She stood her ground and shot his little fruity whoregay plans down.
Even though many in the audience cheered, Perez Hilton got the typical gay bad attitude and sense of entitlement look on his face. He gave Miss California a 0 based on her Christian worldview and allegedly even boasted to the effect, ‘I made her lose’.
God surely joined millions worldwide in watching this competition and was not pleased with Hilton’s combative gay attitude. God wanted Donald Trump to demand that Miss California win the competition fair and square, as she is both beautiful and has values.
Instead, bigot gays and their supporters were so intolerant that they stole Miss California’s rightful title of Miss American, and gave it to the bystanding Miss South Carolina.
It is no coincidence that God is showing his wrath by striking down the Carolinas today and I hope Perez Hilton will apologize, so God will stop striking down all involved parties in disrespecting Miss California.
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Author: Abe
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3:04 pm
this is a parody site right?
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3:04 pm
It was Miss North Carolina Dum Azz
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3:04 pm
First comment, dood.
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3:19 pm
Can’t we all just get along? D:
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3:30 pm
The Fire spirit is happy now.
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5:33 pm
“God surely joined millions worldwide in watching this competition”
Uh…no, no he didn’t.
“Today Myrtle Beach and the rest of South Carolina is burning to the ground”
The blaze has burned 23 square miles…the entire state of South Carolina is 32,020 square miles. Therefore, no, the entire state of South Carolina is not burning to the ground.
Oh yeah, and lick my clit.
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5:47 pm
Hey Abe, I’ll give you a blowjob if you’ll finger my asshole.
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8:55 pm
Asking a question about same sex marriage at a Miss America pageant is out of place and bad form, just like Perez Hilton
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5:30 am
we all have our choice on what to do and say and Miss California decided to say what she needs to say but with a consequence of giving up the purpose of why she had joined the pageant and that is bringing home the crown.
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12:13 am
GOD: holy shit a homosexual man doing and saying things in a ridiculous fashion! I must burn this small piece of land with contained wild fires to show my incredible wrath.
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3:06 pm
Nope. You fail.
Guess who’s going to be thrown off a cliff now~?
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6:51 pm
Change the URL to afr.net. Makes it more convincing.
And since I’m a nice… ohgodwhydidisaythatword. ANYWAY, here’s a team of Prinnies to bombard Adam’s house with.
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7:37 pm
Hey Claire.
You’ve probably noticed me around here, we both enjoy blamming these articles.
I just noticed on another website that these guys are so ridiculous for a reason…
They work next to the Onion Newspaper.
It’s a relief it’s all satire(cruel satire, but its harsh stuff), but it’s messed me up… I could’ve enjoyed this site if I knew… So just letting you and maybe other people know this is a JOKE PEOPLE.
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11:24 pm
Thank God there are people still with brains! I applaud you!
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3:37 pm
Yourself not included.
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