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Earth – April 14, 2009 – 1:37 AM
- God reveals his wrathful hand to humanity, and it is glorious. -
Today is sacred for all mankind. My friends at 1:37 am, God reachted from heaven and revealed his holy hand to NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory.
This awe inspiring moment left scientists shocked and without words. They were left, stunned, for hours as their minds were both jubilant and overwhelmed with today’s divine revelation.
Tears won’t stop streaming down my face as I look upon this picture. It’s just so special.
Scientists confirm that by our best primitive measure, God’s hand appears to be about 12 trillion miles wide and appeared approximately 17,000 lightmiles from Earth.
It is said that there is a reason for everything, and today my friends God decided to show a bit of himself to get the attention of our homogay-supporting friends in Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa. I implore the good people of these states to look upon this image.
You can see God is grabbing a fireball from his ovens of wrath and judgment. Just like David slew Goliath with a stone, make no mistake that if God hurls that fireball 17,000 light years across space, it’ll arrive with much quickness and strike down the homolove states in loving discipline.
Just look how small we are; glory be to the Highest.
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1:18 am
Thanks man, you cheered me up
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1:36 am
I bet this was the same scene right before he struck out Soddom with a fiery fastball. This is the most glorious sight I’ve seen inall my 79 years on this Earth. Praise be and I only can pray each supporter of the homo gay agenda gets singed by the fiery heats of this fury if they don’t change their ways.
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12:54 am
fucking idiot
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1:47 am
This is beautiful!!
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1:47 am
Indeed! This is the hand of GOD! The hand of GOD as she Stokes Up The Fires of her Universal Love! Most Holy Masturbation! Celestial Clitoral Climax! I am Humbled as I share with the Almighty her Sacred Orgasm! I Writhe and Sigh and Fall Down and Tremble with Passionate Pleasure as I imagine her Wonderous Wank. Oh! Oh! I Ejaculate in Praise and Supplication to the Hand Of GOD! Glory! Glory! Ah! Ah! Ah! Le! Lu! Ja!
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1:49 am
Your fucking retarded
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1:56 am
Umm… Its astronomy. … and does not have anything to do with hating homosexual people on planet Earth. I think that is a slightly tenuous interpretation of a gaseous cloud in space!…. personally.
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2:25 am
You’re starting to show your hand as a super troll.
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3:43 am
WHAY ONLI THREE FINGAHHHHHHS>???!?!
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4:18 am
That’s a bitch of a ganglion cyst god’s got on his wrist. Someone should hit it with a bible.
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8:20 am
Hi all, and Author of course.
I’ve read a lot of articles on your site, and I’m sick..
BUT.. I do need to respectfully correct some numbers on this post.
First, “The Hand of god” did not appear on April 14th @ 1:37am. Space.com posted an article regarding this nebula on April 04 ( http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090404-chandra-nebula.html )
Second, You stated “12 miles wide and appeared approximatley 17,000 miles from earth” this is wrong. The correct numbers are 150 LIGHT-YEARS across and 17,000 LIGHT-YEARS away. 1 Light year = 10 trillion kilometers (Aprox. 6 trillion miles). Your just a little off.
Third, Scientist’s did NOT confirm that this was gods hand. They have stated
“Tiny and dying but still-powerful stars called pulsars spin like crazy and light up their surroundings, often with ghostly glows. So it is with PSR B1509-58, which long ago collapsed into a sphere just 12 miles in diameter after running out of fuel. ”
Forth, and final point, Why make up something like
“You can see God is grabbing a fireball from his ovens of wrath and judgment. Just like David slew Goliath with a stone, make no mistake that if God hurls that fireball 17,000 light years across space, it’ll arrive with much quickness and strike down the homolove states in loving discipline.”
It’s very close minded, primitive, and immature to just make a random statement like this.
This is not HATE MAIL, nor is it a “Bashing comment”… I just want to correct some error’s in this post. But with this many errors, it does make me wonder where the “stat’s” from your other posts come from.. care to share?
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9:12 am
ummm……2 things, first, there are only 3 fingers on the hand. second, a fireball of that size and magnitude would destroy more then just the homogay states. DAMN YOU ABE! your logic is testing my faith. DEATH TO THE HOMOGAYS AND CHINA!
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11:08 am
A three fingered God?? What is this? Maybe we were not created in his image, maybe the Simpsons were instead?? Maybe they are the inheritors of this earth and not us? Homer Simpson might just be the true son of God?
Nah, I’m teasing. This site is so funny, best retard site out there. Keep making fun of Christians, peace out.
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1:41 pm
That should come with the Mythbuster warning label. WARNING: SCIENCE CONTENT!
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6:25 pm
wow, just wow. the only thing miraculous about what is in this article is the amount of stupidity that it took to write it.
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5:38 pm
wow this is amazing!! I wonder if we can also take a picture of god’s genitals?
That would solve the issue of whether it’s male or female, right?
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11:33 am
“I don’t see how you can say the woman isn’t the incubator.”
While it’s true that the woman houses the fetus, she ALSO provides 23 chromosomes to the zygote that come from the egg. Without those 23 chromosomes, the sperm would simply be void. Therefore, she provides more to the fetus than just “incubating” it.
“Also, man did come first, and with the creation of woman we were able to continue our species.”
Where’s your proof? DO NOT say “the bible”, because that is NOT proof. If you mention the bible even once, I will completely disregard everything you say.
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11:37 am
WARNING: HISTORICAL CONTENT!
Originally man and woman, Adam and Lilith, were created at the SAME FUCKING TIME! One night Lilith wanted to be on top, Adam said no and left her. Then Adam told God he wanted a submissive wife then created Eve.
I am an equal opportunist guy. That’s why when I get a girlfriend I want someone who’s like Chun Li or Cammy. Smart, beautiful, INDEPENDENT! If there’s anything she finds interesting that I do I’ll teach her, the same goes for me if there something she does and I find interesting. Independent beats submissive any day.
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9:34 pm
sooo ummm….. lets say the apocolypse comes, or that “god” takes a giant fire ball and hits the “Homostates” (which quite frankly i think is god awful, i support homosexuality, its NOT choice) what about the good christians in the states? and what about the provinces of canada or the other countries of the world, does god only love the United States? Is it ok in the eyes of god for the rape law to pass in afghanistan, thats pretty disgusting of this supreme being. And sooo before people inhabited in the U.S. which was made a country in 1776, did god care about the other countries, I mean jesus was born in islam… what about that country does he care about islam? I also just found out that my sister just found out that her husband is gay and that shes pregnant with his child, in “fear” of having a gay child is it ok for her to have an abortion? …..hmmmm?…. what do you say to that?…. soooo one last thing if the apocolypse happens and the four horsemen come down yada yada yada and everyone on earth faces their judgement, what happens to people in space? i mean, they cant really die from molten lava on earth if their in the space station or on a rocket to the moon. so what then? god must really hate his creation like a six year old hates that his parents are wasting every sunday of his at confessional becuase they think he might be gay…. I want to know the truth….
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6:09 pm
i dont support homosexuals cuz i think its a crime a sin and literally read the book
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2:19 am
oh my GOD, i didn’t think that Christians believed in something as real as SCIENCE.
this picture is photoshopped, as you can see by right clicking the image and then opening in notepad. you find the string of numbers: 100122302394839292837
this is a photoshop tag.
OMG PHOTOSHOP IS THE DEVIL AUUGHH BURN ADOBE FOR IT MAKES WRETCHED PROGRAMS
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7:57 am
huh… you keep preaching religion to me, but can you answer my questions?
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12:02 pm
Don’t ask the Flanders bastards on here.
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12:20 pm
Dude, God is unseen.
If he will ever appear, it is not to stop people from protesting the rights of other people. If anything, if this is truly God appearing with only four fingers, he has come to support it.
Your articles are so immature, I’m beginning to wonder if you’re even serious right now.
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12:25 pm
They think they’re right. It’s because of that they will go to Hell.
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3:44 pm
HELL YA GOD IS GONNA DESTROY THE EARTH LOLOLOLLLLOL YES!
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10:40 am
Oh my god.
Someone once said that if you take 1000 chips, and put them on 1000 typewriters, and let them type non-stop for 1000 years, you’d eventually get a copy of Shakspares finest works of art.
Now, the same principles of scale works here – only on a much much much bigger scale, more like trillions, by trillions by trillions. You eventually going to get a cloud that looks like a hand. or a body. or even a face.
Howcome he doesn’t just show his face here for an hour, and get us all on the straight and narrow. Why give a half hearted attempt. Oh wait, I know. Because it really isn’t his hand.
You could look at clouds for an hour in the sky and eventually point out a hand shape. this is no different.
Sheep.
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7:25 pm
I live in Australia I discovered your site today.
Sadly I don’t see The Holy Spirit here ,there is a dearth of love on both sides of this debate . No one will win with this approach !
CHRISTIANS — please realise that Almighty God will have his way.Judgement will happen for all —trust the Spirit Of God to work in peoples lives.
Unbelievers cannot be won for Christ except The Spirit of God calls them .
NON CHRISTIANS —There is an almighty God and his fullness is found for us in Jesus Christ The Lord.(Col 2,9) — Jesus is “God very God”— Jn 1,1 Tells us that Jesus was known as “The word of God” from eternity past and that all things were created —by him. Jn1,3 and Col 1,16 . God is eternal (outside of time) –God is Spirit —and understood spiritually—thankfully God is made known to us through The person Jesus Christ today. It is true that there is no sex in heaven —spirits are neither male nor female read luke 20,27-36
It is a fact that Jesus was male which should end any argument about the manifestation of Almighty God on Earth.
Again I say —focus on Jesus —who forgives sin and saves to the uttermost if they repent and turn from sin and desire to please him. This is the true Gospel (Good news)
CHRISTIANS — Remember , The kingdom of heaven is not of this earth we don’t have a true home here —for others ,this is all there is !!
Jesus love to you all
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4:27 pm
Can I please ask a question? Is this for real? I mean it seems like maybe I have accidentally arrived at a satirical site like the Onion or something. Could someone please tell me if this is serious because I can’t believe anyone would be so incomprehensibly stupid. It is a spoof, right. Please say yes…
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6:05 pm
yep its 100% real god heats up rocks in an oven and throws that at gays all the time lol jk
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11:53 pm
If this is for real then its just sick. One of the few good things about Christianity was the forgiveness and understanding that the teachings of Jesus encouraged (whether Jesus was real or not doesn’t matter). Apparently now Christianity doesn’t even have that going for it. Just makes me more proud to be an atheist!
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8:55 pm
ounds like your scared because you know it is true. you wont be a athist when jesuscomes again, everyone will bow and confess i am lord. if it wasn’t for jesus christ, you would not exist. for the lord created man.wher do you think humans came from apes, looooool
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9:08 pm
yea, the gays that werein sodom, are in hell. and god took a rib out of adams rib and made womanoh, in case you don’t know who adam is. he is the first man created by GOD, OUT OF THE DUST OF THE GROUND, FROM DUST YOU CAME FROM DUST YOU SHALL RETURN. I GUESS YOU WILL BELIEVE WHEN JESUS CHRIST RETURNS, BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR WAYS, YOU FIND THERE IS A HELL. WHEN ITS TOO LATE
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7:07 pm
Nasa and other space programs possibly tryed to kill god. Because humans lust to be all-powerfull WAKE up we are all blinded by a semi’supreme and his subjects all the world-leaders Pawns in chess
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12:46 pm
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7:24 pm
I am in Iowa awaiting the fireball. I will avoid wasting my breath on idiots.
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12:39 am
YAY!!!! A god with 3 fingers and 2 thumbs is going to go out of his way to throw a fireball at me -.- This site is a waste of internet space. That pic is of an exploding star anyone who took astronomy can tell you that.
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9:12 pm
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. PRAY AND ASK JESUS TO REVEAL HISSELF TO YOU,SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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6:14 pm
Homer is the son of god! Hail Jebus!
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6:30 pm
nvm, i guess this supposed to be joke site. if so, well done! seriously tho It wouldnt suprise is some religous nut job actually made that assumption.
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5:46 pm
God only has 4 fingers?
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6:20 pm
I don’t believe in god, but if there is one, I think it would make more sense for it to be female, because females are considered to be the “life-givers”.
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6:31 pm
Hi, Claire! You said, “I don’t believe in god, but if there is one, I think it would make more sense for it to be female, because females are considered to be the “life-givers”.”
I must question where you would get your basis from such a statement. The Bible teaches us that woman came from man, and even in nature, it is man who carries the seed of life. Women are just the incubators.
The more you know, I guess. Hope that helps you out, my friend!
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10:06 pm
“I must question where you would get your basis from such a statement. The Bible teaches us that woman came from man, and even in nature, it is man who carries the seed of life. Women are just the incubators.”
Um, excuse me????? Woman did NOT come from man. All fetuses start out as FEMALE, an extra chromosome is required to make them male, that should tell you something right there. And it is downright fucking sexist to say that “women are just the incubators”. Is that all you view us as??? INCUBATORS??? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Each parent contributes 23 chromosomes to the zygote for a total of 46. THAT MEANS 23 FROM THE MOTHER AND 23 FROM THE FATHER. That is BASIC BIOLOGY for you. WITHOUT THE EGG, THE SPERM (or the “seed of life”, if you prefer) WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PRODUCE ANYTHING, JUST LIKE WITHOUT THE SPERM, THE EGG WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PRODUCE ANYTHING. SO DON’T YOU DARE CALL FEMALES “INCUBATORS”!
Is the bible your only source for information? Some old ratty book written 2,000 years ago by people with the intelligence of an acorn squash??? It wasn’t even written by “god”, it was written by some nomads who were most likely smoking the magic weed. If you honestly believe the bible over science and hardcore facts, then there is no hope for you. If we ever meet, I will not hesitate to shove a broom up your ass. I mean it.
p.s. the Y chromosome will be extinct in a few million years, anyway
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10:33 am
I don’t see how you can say the woman isn’t the incubator. Also, man did come first, and with the creation of woman we were able to continue our species. The same is true for all of the other traditionally reproductive animals on the planet. That’s why God made them line up by twos on the ark.
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11:38 am
You tell ‘em, Wretched!
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11:40 am
Thank you.
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11:40 pm
Please don’t tell me you think GOd is unable to smite a state in such a way that his wrath will pass over God-fearing people. Please read the book of Exodus and learn about the Passover.
Also, them terror people have what’s coming with them after we get a proper president in 2012.
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12:36 am
That had a limitation. The Passover event victims were the first born sons. That is victim selection. You read the fucking Holy Bible and didn’t mention Sodom and Gammora. What the fuck?
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10:38 am
So basically you’re going to smear lamb blood over your front door…and still expect people to take you seriously?
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6:32 am
Stick around long enough and you may learn something. God’s smiting of that and more is one of my favorites, along with proof that even in the New Testament people BECOME gay due to sin.
And passover only occurred to those who followed the dictates of God. Gay aren’t following his dictates so when he strikes them down in fire, it’ll be an everlasting burn that not even the most medicated of their gay blam creams can heal.
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10:56 pm
Yes. God is a Simpsons character.
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12:54 am
So you’re trying to tell me God’s judgment is sick?
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2:40 am
Well I didn’t say God’s judgement is sick because I don’t think God exists. I do think this imagined nonsense (assuming its real) dreamed up by extreme Christians is sick!
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3:40 am
1 – You’re a very ignorant imbecil, read the post she made and learn something instead. Women are born, men are created – Facts of life, sorry to say but you failed the test.
2 – You can create life without men, it’s just on a very beginning level right now – Try search more into science or AKA: The Real World, Based on Real Things, 100% facts. The Bible is Fiction, Its Written and Made Up, it’s made out of fear.
Its sad how much fear of life itself that you contain.
3 – Men go down in one punch/kick. Nuff said.
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