Immoral Chinese Sperm Banks
The day soon comes when the Godless hordes of Chinese will descend upon our lands with only one goal in mind. World domination.
I’ve warned everyone once and I warn you again. The heart of the Chinese are set hard against us and they will do everything in their power to ensure that they get to bathe in the spilled blood of you and your innocent kids!
They hate our freedom and love our death. Just today the Chinese shot a nuclear rocket at America and tomorrow don’t be surprised if you wake up to find they’ve launched a new full out attack on Pearl Harbor.
Despite their senselessly vast amount weapons of mass destruction, the key to China’s world domination plan is sheer numbers. They plan to overrun our peaceful land with legions of beady eyed soldiers who have yearned for your blood since they were babies in the womb.
As we speak the Chinese encourage their men to give the seed of life in advance Chinese Sperm Cloning Banks. Here they take the seed of Chinese men and quickly develop babies to add to their armies of hate.
This is how even though they act like Democrats and kill their women babies through abortion, they still have an unGodly high population of 1.5 billion atheist menaces in their country.
Look at the propaganda techniques they use to get their men to spill the yellow tadpole sauce of life so they can grow more Chinese sinchilds. Warning: The following documentation contains censored but still troubling images. Please pray and have your children leave the room before viewing the following internet links.
Chinese Sperm Banks
Chinese Sperm Banks 2
As you can see the Chinese appear to be using the demonic lure of pornography to get their already ridiculous number of men to share their demonseed at the hands of geisha (Chinese for hooker) women in nurse outfits.
Reports also indicate that the Chinese are using the money they stole from us as incentive as well. As you know, our nation is currently going through a financial crisis and part of the reason is because Bill Clinton and Barack Obama conspired to send most of our jobs and money across the Atlantic and into China.
Now every three to four months, the Chinese men can go to these abomination factories and get their thingies all jollied up four times, and get paid $30 of your tax money for each go. Do the math.
There are about 700 million Chinese men. Every four months, they could max out with 2.8 billion fornication sessions. Take that times $30 of your American dollars, and that’s $84 billion dollars every four months. $136 billion dollars every year. We’re giving China $136 billion every year to create an army that will rain death down upon our gentle lands of freedom and democracy.
My friends, the menace of China does not know the words mercy or kindness. They do live the taste of victory and if we don’t stop the democrats from funding their clone armies, expect to find your head on the pike of a Samurais American encampment in a losing America.
In 2012, do what is right. Don’t let your children be a lesson in the history books, the extinct ‘natives’ of America who mysteriously disappeared. Only by electing a Republican president and once again issuing the ethics of McCarthyism can we combat this threat to our way of life and Godly heritage. Thank you.
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Author: Amber
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10:22 am
I really hope she is joking. If not then this is the kind of person to be very afraid of. This is the people you get who believe in a war god and not a god and goddess of love and light. I “pray” for your “soul”
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1:55 pm
This is complete garbage. Is there one correct fact in this whole article?
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2:56 pm
a bit hard to believe… but then again the stories out of china say they are turning into a ‘gay’ nation due to the shortage of women…. i could easily see guys paying to go to such a place let alone getting paid for it. to have a major war with china, all they have to do is tell thier men to invade india and if they capture a woman she belongs to him and that army would be on the move in a moments notice ! ! ! with a good supply of sperm, they could invade a natiom and breed out the inhabitants in a single generation….
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7:12 pm
geisha is actually japanese and means artist, or performing artist.
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7:50 pm
Just a few things that I find horrifying as a fellow Christian:
1. It was the North Koreans, not the Chinese, who shot off a test rocket into the Sea of Japan which separates Japan from the Asian mainland.
2. It was the Japanese, not the Chinese, who attacked Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941.
3. Last time I checked, there was no mention of political parties in the Bible. That being said, even the most conservative of Republicans would admit that the United States enjoyed terrific financial growth and prosperity during the presidency of Bill Clinton.
4. The outsourcing of American jobs to China is a phenomenon that is currently taking place. The direct payment of American taxpayer money to fund “illicit” activities in another country most certainly is not.
5. Even if anything in this article was remotely true, Amber, the response should not be to become angered but rather to be convicted by the Holy Spirit to bring about change through Christ.
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8:32 pm
to the author, you FAILED big time.
Pls check your facts and research before share it. Darn…some idiot don’t even know how to differentiate Chinese and Japanese.
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9:15 pm
Amber, it was NORTH KOREA not CHINA that launched a missile!
It was JAPAN not CHINA that attacked Pearl Harbor!
Sperm is white, not yellow
“Bill Clinton and Barack Obama”
Oh yeah, just forget about the mofo who came in between them.
Amber, you’re pathetic.
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10:07 pm
you stupid idiot it was north korea.
I would give them some of mine if they wanted to do that
All heil the new World Order.This site is the biggest joke ever.If I was god i would be embarassed to be named
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3:00 pm
Hoooo boyy…
I really wish i could unsee the absolute Pile of shit and lies that you have sprayed here.
look up on the comments! theres proof right there of your idiocy!…you close minded fools will suffer for the lies and slander that you spread.
Its people like you that bring down religion, and its a shame too because there are some pretty decent religious people, then you amber, you Stupid fuck write this and now Im wondering whether or not they believe the same.
nice one Twat.
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7:09 pm
What a fucking retarded ass-fucker who wrote this article. Literally, everything in this article is incorrect. This must be the kind of shit they teach you in your god-schools. Amber must just be angry that god raped her in the ass.
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3:47 pm
Them chinks in that picture can milk me anyday they like….
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5:14 pm
hahaha oh common you guys.. isn’t about 20 replies enough harassment for this poor young lady? she’s obviously very young… i mean i think Bob kinda summed up what everyone was thinking with just that post… sheesh..
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10:12 pm
Hell yes. Amber’s picture is HOOOOTT!!!! Sizzle!
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6:45 pm
lets just take this ONE sentance:
“Just today the Chinese shot a nuclear rocket at America and tomorrow don’t be surprised if you wake up to find they’ve launched a new full out attack on Pearl Harbor.”
1. that was NOT a nuclear rocket
2. it was NOT shot at or near the USA
3. its was shot by North Korea (not china..)
4. Pearl harbor was attacked by Japan (again, NOT CHINA)
heres a map where you can see that China, North Korea and Japan are in fact 3 diffrent countries! http://www.travelblog.org/pix/maps/asia.jpg
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12:14 am
Their making clones? GOD DAMN IT! I could use some clones of me over at the ZombieMart I work at!
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2:51 pm
this is such a truthful article, all of you who dont beleive the wise words of this woman should be ashamed you are all bad christians and will probaly go to hell. china is a very dangerous country also – japan and korea are parts of china! much the same as texas is part of the USA! christians are the only non ignorant race on this planet and the responses to this article prove that fact
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1:19 pm
Well I’m praying that another giant tsunami or earthquake strikess them down the summer. Just you watch the Almighty flex his power back at them.
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5:30 am
WHAT HAS CHINA DONE TO YOU PERSONALLY, MAN DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR EVEN SAYING ITS LIKE SO RACIST, I MEAN LIKE ITS LIKE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW WISHES YOU HOUSE EXPLODED, YOUR CAR ON FIRE, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR CHILDREN ARE DEAD AND YOU HAVING AIDS you see that sucks so stop saying racist comments
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6:31 am
The samurais were from Japan, not China. If you’re going to be illogical in your article, please do it properly
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8:13 am
If this site is a satire… I sure hope you clear things up with people like I love jebus because (though I’m still struggling to believe) there really are people so retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled) in this world that believe this stuff. should there not be a disclaimer somewhere on this site for the rapid decrease in brain cells?
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7:48 pm
Those backward, heathen asians will be the downfall of mankind. They are an abomination against God. What is the point in having nukes i were still going to let such amoral animals live?
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5:32 am
why did God let you live if you said these racist things
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10:16 pm
I think he has a point. I’m chinese and even I agree America should bomb the shit out of us. I mean look at us, we’re barely even people.
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9:35 am
I can’t decide whether this site is ironic, or just plain racist.
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8:07 pm
You’re really retarded. The JAPANESE bombed Pearl Harbor!!! And the link that says “the Chinese shot a nuclear rocket at America” says North Korea. Why do you read your fucking links BEFORE you post them and call people evil. DO YOU KNOW GEOGRAPHY WHAT-SO-EVER!? Japan and North Korea aren’t the same country as China!!!
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10:31 pm
That was the funniest thing I’ve read in days. People like you are the reason that Christianity is a dying religion. Your not even a real Christian, what you believe has nothing to do with the teachings of Christ. Please, dig yourself deeper.
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8:39 pm
To the author of this article:
YOU SIR/M’AM
ARE A COMPLETE DUMBASS
YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
TRY TO GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT. IDIOT
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5:02 pm
Guys, this is just a satire site, it’s a joke. It creates controvery to get people like you and me to read it. The owners hope we will click on one of the adverts making then some money.
It is funny though and has a dig at the some of the exterme republican ideas that someone might get after drinking too much.
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2:49 pm
I hate you.
Yep
I HATE YOU
You try to make my friends and I look bad.
and therefore I hate you and all of your ignorant bullshit.
Go dig a hole and die.
I hope the worms enjoy eating your eyes since evidently you have no brains on which they could feed.
Perhaps some got to them early?
I have no idea.
I just know you need to disappear because all of your bullshit is harmful to the image of the hardworking people of china.
And I know they’re hard working because they’re the ones that make just about everything in your everyday life for hardly any pay.
Who are punished because they’re employers are miserly jackasses who figure out ways around America’s loose policies in imported products (ie antifreeze in toothpaste, lead paint on baby toys, etc).
So shut the fuck up
do some research
and when you come crawling back for our apologies we’ll consider forgiving you for this endless slander.
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5:01 pm
Are you crazy? This is why people hate Christians. If you want to “add to the kingdom of God” stop publishing dribble like this on the internet. How dare you say such things and then link yourself to Christianity! I’m so offended!
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3:18 pm
Bwahaha, is this a late April Fool’s joke or something (mind you, I think every article on this site falls into this category). Oh, man that was so funny. So many wrong facts, “God” should smite you for your stupidity, ha ha ha. Aren’t retards a sin to you people or something, because you definitely fall into that category.
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3:53 pm
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I’m Laotian (sp?)
good old king of the hill jokes =p
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7:54 am
needless to say, normally, but as the numerous replies saying how iditoic this is did not result in the article and possibly the whole site from being taken down… those that take anything from this article to be true or those that support this article are just ignorant, racist and just plain stupid. either that or I really (really) hope they’re joking… sooo many “facts” are nonsense that I’m convinced that it is written by a 10 year old with a very good vocabulary. amber, go read a book, an actual history book not god knows where u take ur sources from, instead of daydreaming about inciting hatred and racism towards other people and spouting unbased nonsense onto the world. learn the difference between the rest of asia and china ATLEAST before you start claiming to know everything about china, please. it really makes me wonder what, if anything, they teach at your school… and I’m assuming you’re in elementary or atleast did not graudate from it.
the japanese bombed pearl harbour, the north koreans threw that bomb (at the sea, no where near america), geishas are japanese, so are samurais, obama’s christian, chinese people have god(s), many are christians. and since we’re at it, “think” (and I use this word loosely cause I cannot be sure that you are capable of such a high level process) of what the americans did in vietnam (and no it’s not a part of china) and what they’re doing in iraq. and if you believe either of those wars were right, I’m not surprised if you believe in hitler’s ideals, that the moon landing is a conspiracy, that the earth is flat and is the centre of the universe or in bonsai kittens…
and to I love jebus, you’re the one who should be ashamed. you and amber shame all christians. what have you been reading? the responses prove the fact that everything in the article is false and whoever believes it are the ones who are ignorant. christianity is not a race and again, japan and korea is not a part of china. they’re as part of china as canada and england is a part of the US.
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6:39 am
i like everything about that but canada is a part of britain and us is part of canada its in canadian history british beat french here in 7 years war then americans got pissed at tax so they got their own country in the american revolution
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