Japanese Have Big Gay Pink Penis Festival
April 7, 2009 by Jack Gould
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Gay Agenda
Our little immoral friends in Japan continue to show why they need Christian missionaries to correct their backward ways, today as they had a giant big pink penis festival in celebration of Vermont passing gay marriage.
The Japanese love to cook up steaming mounds of sin in their woks of immorality, and feed it to whoever in the world is hungry for perversion.
Today their little beady eyes lit up wide with delight when they heard the American state of Vermont promotes man gobbling down the sins of another man by accepting homogay agenda.
The Japanese know this is good for their anime (Japanese for animated pornography agenda for children) business because gays love to introduce all sorts of perversions to kids.
While Vermont schools are now teaching your children about same sex marriage and men can take turns ’safely’ fondling each other’s tiddlydoos, the Japanese will be busy shipping crates of gay anime (Yaoi) variety pornography into Vermont, and that will just spread right into your household and make your kids have gay thoughts.
So now instead of helping America fix Japan, Vermont has set us back and gave all these Japanese business people reason to celebrate today. I’m sickened and disgusted, and will be writing the state senators from Vermont if they know that for every one homosexual four of our innocent children are touched in a wrong way.
Now before viewing the following images from the Japanese Gay Anime in America Celebration, please make sure any women and children are out of the room.
Japan Gay Anime Workers Celebrate Gay Marriage in Vermont
OH JOY, MY FAVORITE FESTIVAL.
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Look at the one with hairbanks licking his chops over this rainbow satan scepters.
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Anime is cartoons. Hentai is porn cartoons. Get your facts strait. Fucking Christians.
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You have no way to prove any of the stuff that you claim in ANY of the articles on this website. You just pull any statistic that sounds alarming enough to convince the weak minded that you know what you’re saying. Being gay doesn’t make people touch little kids, there is no study out there that says this. You know this is made up and as a good Christian you should not be spreading lies like this. Wasn’t it God himself who said “Love Thy Neighbor”? Didn’t God say that you should not judge others because it would be, in a way, doing his job? Love is love, and all forms of it should be accepted and embraced, and nothing that you say in response will make me change my mind on this.
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I am so thankful that ignorance is proportionately painful.
It hurts me to see what you are putting yourselves through, but I realize that we each have to find our own way. Try love and understanding, for after all, GOD made this festival happen (regardless of your appalling ignorance of local customs and beliefs) and GOD made people as they are with their infinite variety of beliefs and sexual orientations. Witness the infinite complexity that is GOD and don’t presume to know HIS mind, you arrogant, racist fools. Enemies last a long time and they tend to, as previously mentioned, be legion. Seek understanding, not hate, lest hubris be your, like, super-totally bumper-harvest.
I have a penis, actually. I like it and wouldn’t mind having a festival about penises. It would help me get over all those weird feelings we are told to have regarding our bodies and their natural function. If we can get past these hang-ups to the point that we are OK with licking penis-pops then there is more room for real conversations and acceptance of ourselves and the others around us. Every fear faced is an opportunity to learn about ourselves. Don’t throw away the chance to understand the lessons GOD is directly presenting you. That would be just rude.
(For the Very Rational, substitute “Infinite Numinous Wonder of the Universe, Before Which We Are Humbled” for “GOD”, read up on Carl Jung, and remember to honor your penis on this special day. Give it something nice. Not too expensive, though. …and don’t forget your wig.)
Just be glad I’m not in charge. I am intolerant of the ignorant and mean-spirited. But what I really hate is Bigots. I’d like to string ‘em all up.
Now, if you will excuse me, I gotta go troll me some chan and stop wasting all this time tilting at windmills…FTW!
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you people always go off at the publisher of this article but havnt all you fuckwits figured out THESE ARTICLES ARE JOKES??? LAUGH AT THEM DO NO GET FIRED UP. FUCK!
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I love it in my ass
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ITT: I prove that god sucks donkey balls
God has actually killed more of his own creations than Satan has killed. Hear of that flood in Noah’s Ark? Or what about today’s current events? Sure they’re apart of “gods plan” but god also happens to be a racist and a homophobe. Howdo we know his plan is so kick ass? We don’t. Just side with Satan already, Hell would be pretty sweet actually. You can do whatever you want. Heaven=eternal construction worker/janitor for god. HAIL SATAN!
LaVey had the right idea.
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lolwat
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Is this guy for real? I realize there IS a penis festival…but is this guy for real in his rants? If so, then LOL what a hateful jackass.
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actually it’s called a sex festival not a Penis festival and there is nothing gay about it its plainly sexual
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Hey Pastor Jbox, just wondering, how did you get to be so completely ignorant and stupid? Not sure if you are aware, but this is quite a large and multifaceted world and just because someone else doesn’t agree with you or do things the same way as you dose not make them immoral or any less of a good person than you. You raciest fuck!! I realize that you are a complete D-bag who is entrenched in his ways and doesn’t realize that he is giving his religion a bad name so i won’t try to argue that point any further.
As far as this “article” goes you got the names of a couple of things right, but that’s where the accuracy falls by the wayside.
First just because two events happen at about the same time it dosen’t mean they are in any way relatd, especially if they occur on opposite ends of the globe!
Second the “Penis Festival” had nothing to do with Vermont or homosexuality. It is a fertility festival, meaning the ability to procreate, meaning relations between a man and a woman! It’s not really that hard to work out there padre! This festival has been held every year for a while now, so unless the Japanese knew that Vermont was eventually going to ratify gay marriage back in the day I don’t see your connection.
Third there is a big difference between Anime (for everyone) and Henti (for adults) just because they use the same animation skills doesn’t make it the same thing. That is like comparing The 10 Commandments (a great film) with the latest Jenna Jamison porn flick, it just isn’t the same thing. In no way are the Japanese people in the practice of selling porn to children. Oh and p.s. people don’t become gay just because they can get married to people of the same sex!
To sum up, either this “article” was written by a very ignorant and unenlightened individual or just someone who enjoys making things up to mess with people and control the ignorant. Either way, I hope you meet your maker and he bitch slaps you for it!
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Yeah the Japanese immoral? Is that why Japan has lower divorce rates, crime, drug use, and child abuse cases then America. Your a racist moron. Jesus was a faggot, your god is a lie, and your just hiding the fact that you jerk-off to the penis picks. You probably imagine Jesus all oiled up with a big pink cock bearing down on your ass. See I can be just as stupid as you are “jbox.” Does the “j” stand for Jesus and the “box” stand for your ass.
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if I remember correctly, this is an ancient festival to pray the gods to make the earth fertile and have a good harvest. and pray the gods so the women of the country will be fertile and bring more children on earth. it’s a religious festival! have you ever heard of the world “Ithifallic”? it comes from ancient greek, it means “bringer of good luck”. and in many cultures, penis is a symbol of good luck. ancient greeks and romans used to bury a small statue representing a phallus to grant a good harvest. some still do here in Italy!
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well like I said earlier its a sexual festival but yes its a religious festival God gave us dick and vagina to procreate ourself marriage is a Man made Invention to get More money
but yes their crime rate is lower than those in canada and US and rape crime as well
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Pastor Jack “Jbox” Gould has gone too far – it’s not funny anymore.
He is obviously writing these crazy rants as ‘tongue-in-cheek’ send-up’s of fundamentalist Christian thinking. What he says has nothing to do with Jesus teachings – and more to do with parody.
The photo’s above are in fact from the annual Japanese Kanamara (Big Metal Phallus) festival.
The Kanamara festival was originally held to celebrate the vanquishing of a
sharp-fanged female demon who would bite off men’s genitals. The shrine had been built to honor the gods of iron, and swords were once made there, so a
resourceful monk thwarted the dangerous demoness’ antics by making a
huge penis out of iron, which shattered her teeth.
Vermont and Vermont schools have absolutely nothing to do with this ancient Japanese festival, which is an established part of their religion and culture.
Does Pastor Jack “Jbox” Gould really think that Japanese ’straights’ would bother celebrating something, anything that passed legislature in some far off American state. Of course not – it’s a send up.
Unfortunately he has gone too far. His attack is actually an attack upon people in another country who practice a religion older than Christianity itself.
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its an interesting festival but you must admit the last pic with the japanese girl is quite funny
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The festival is not taking place in Vermont, you hateful inbred cunt. It also has nothing to do with being straight or gay. With idiots like this writer in its ranks, it is no wonder why people walk away from the Christian faith.
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Why are all christian people all ways so completely retarded. let me set you guys strait on a few things. FIRST, Satan is the best friend that the catholic church has ever had for he has kept it in business for all these years. After all why would you keep going to church year after year with out the threat of some one waiting to spank you in the afterlife. SECOND, Satan has always been a perfect gentleman despite 2000 years of trash talking by the Christians. What does the cross represent, Pallid incompetence hanging from a dead tree. And as for disparaging the Japanese you should know that they were making fire works and forging steel 2000 years before the king of Jews was born. Yes i called Jesus the king of Jews BECAUSE HE WAS A MIDDLE EASTERN JEW AND NOT A WHITE GUY LIKE ALL THE STUPID PAINTINGS DEPICT HIM. OH YEAH i almost forgot that you homophobes were talking about how wrong it is to be gay, Here is a thought, why not stop your priests from ass raping quire boys because i’m sure that god thinks it’s far worse for two adults to consent to having gay sex as opposed to a man of god bending little Timmy over a pew and forcing his dick up little Tim’s ass repeatedly raping him over and over again. And then what happens to the priest after it gets out the he is a pedophile Nothing at all because clergy have a get out of jail for sodomizing children for free card. and i agree with the guy who said HAIL SATAN. by the way ever notice that you can’t spell beLIEve with out LIE? Lets get serious for a second here, GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES AND IF THERE IS A HELL I’LL SEE YOU THERE. BAAA BAAA Baaa your all stupid sheep being led to a slaughter. so in conclusion god and his followers can all SUCK IT.
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You. Yeah you, the one with the picture in sepia tones. Abe, was that your name? Looks like you’re licking your chops over the one with the hairbanks. Or else you wouldn’t have noticed him licking his chops over the “rainbow satan scepters.” I guess you’re as gay as they are, ne? Remember, Raptor Jesus is your savior, and Cockmongler is his #1 prophet!
We never forgive. We never forget. We are legion. We are many. Man the fucking harpoons…We Are Anonymous.
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whoa dude, NOT COOL STORY BRO!
newfag, bring your moral-faggotry elsewhere an stay off the chans for a while. while you’re at it, look up the wikipedia entry for Poe’s Law.
kthxbai,
-reverse \d\
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