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Being an open-minded man of Christian faith, there are relatively few things on God’s green Earth that grind my gears. In fact, I can name every thing that bugs me most on one finger; sin.
That’s simple enough, but every once in a while something will come along that’s not quite sin but you know, just is not right. If God were to rewrite the Bible, he’d make a clause in there for such filth.
One of the things that bug me most are people who cannot name things properly. The name of a person or place is very important. The first employment God gave to Adam was to name every single animal on Earth. Adam did his job and God paid Adam by giving him a woman to own.
Just thing about that; men were given dominion over an entire new type of human because the importance of names; Adam did a good job.
So it comes as a major offense these days when we have these black mothers out there, naming their children all sorts of riff-raff unAmerican nonsense; Starkweesha Shantay Jones, N’Lmar Mclickity Jenkins and let’s not forget the Nation of Muslims with names like Farouk Malcom X and such. Nonsense!
God does not approve of such names and that’s why if you look around the world, the poorest countries are the ones who don’t speak proper and name their kids all this immoral foreign tripe.
That said, some Americans have named a body of water Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. If this were Hawaii or something, I could understand the error and we could politely tell the native Hawaiin Indians to change the name or get out of our land.
But no, this lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg is not in Hawaii, but rather in Webster, Massachusetts. What else does this state allow?
GAY’s MARRIAG!
See what I’m talking about; only a twisted place with low morals would allow gay’s marriage. Sometimes it’s the little things that act like a barometer.
Gay marriage is unGodly, against America and will destroy us all. A litmus test of a state’s morality is how conservatism is treated with that state’s border; if this were done in Texas I bet whoever approved gay marriage and this immoral lake name would quickly find jolt of an electric chair lead straight tn an eternal vacation at a new lake.
Hell.
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8:26 pm
“Why, yes, the Gays are the reason why I can’t pronounce this lake in my own country.”
…Said by the man who wrote an article titled “Womean gets Stucked in a Car”
Please, Abe, be more original when attacking your own country.
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11:30 am
open-minded? dont bullshit me. you sir, are the farthest thing from open-minded
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11:45 am
First of all, Adam didn’t “own” Eve.
Second, don’t insult Native Americans. They were here before we were.
Third, don’t insult my state.
Fourth, learn how to spell.
Five, lick my clit.
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11:46 am
Sort of related here, I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids. Why can’t they just be normal with their naming? We fought for equality in this country for these types of things.
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12:59 pm
“Martin Luther King is definitely one of my favorite political figures.”
Yes…you already said that…
“I identify all Americans as American, and find it ugly when people try to convince me otherwise, that there are ‘classes’ of Americans or separations.”
Who said anything about “classes”? All I’m saying is that people have the right to preserve their own cultures. Isn’t that what America is about? United despite differences? If you truly have respect for black people, you would respect their right to name their children what they want.
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4:10 pm
“I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids.”
Ok, so then what about that racist quote of yours?
“Look at your racist words. “Different cultures”, “Their own cultures”. You’re preaching division, not a vision of unity.”
As I said before, America is united under our (or you could even say because of our) differences. What part of that don’t you understand? And nowhere did I say that different cultures are bad, therefore why would my saying the two words “different cultures” make me racist. They’re different, that’s it. If you can’t accept the fact that there many parts of the world are culturally different, then you are either blind or just ignorant. For example, there are certain tribes in Africa that still wear nothing but loincloths. Here in America, however, we wear full sets of clothing unless we are going swimming. Although there are, sadly, some people who view the wearing of loincloths as a bad thing, I simply view it as a different culture that should be respected. Another example: many countries utilize every single part of an animal for food; everything from the brains to the testicles. Here in America, we eat very little of an animal and simply discard the rest.
I’m still waiting for an answer to this question: “WHY deny people the right to name their children what they want, when ALL they’re trying to do is choose a name that is familiar to them, and is therefore comforting, instead of trying to fit into your perfect “mold” of Americanism?”
Why do you want to deny immigrants the right to name their children what they want?
Here’s a hypothetical situation: Suppose you meet a husband and wife who recently fled from Ethiopia as refugees. They are very kind, considerate people, who happen to be expecting a child soon. They are very grateful for the fact that they were welcomed into America, but they still miss their homeland of Ethiopia. They love their new lives in America, and are gracious to everybody they encounter, because they can now start their lives anew, but they long for the country they were forced to leave behind. They discover that they are having a girl, and they tell you that they want to name her Nejat, which is an Ethiopian name, so that they can preserve some part of their past. Would you say to them: “Don’t name her THAT! That’s a horrible name! Name her something nice and American sounding, like Christina.”
Are you honestly telling me you would do that?
Another hypothetical situation: Suppose you move to Morocco. Do you completely forget about your American roots, and adopt the Moroccan way of life, style, etc?
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2:29 pm
Abe? You ever considered getting a job as a Prinny? They’re mindless idiots like you.
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3:00 pm
This thread contains no Irie, so therefore it is crap.
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3:43 pm
GERO GERO
I LIVE IN LAKE CHARGO…GAGO..MANCHAU…GAA..GKJSADKLFJEJEIJAKLSD. DON’T BE DISSING MY HOMETOWN! >U
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4:21 pm
it’s not /b/ faggots, noone cares of your crappy, unfunny weaboo memes.
GTFO
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4:33 pm
There are no weEaboos on /b/, idiot.
Don’t you know they highly discourage weeaboo bullshit there?
But it doesn’t matter anymore, because all that’s left of /b/ now are newfags and more unfunny forced memes.
internet =/= serious business by the way
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5:24 pm
Still waiting for those answers, Adam.
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1:44 pm
Who are you to decide what a good name is?
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7:12 am
I have a good name for you:
JACKASS
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7:58 pm
Are you kidding me? This isn’t like pedophilia or murder–this is the name of a lake. Are you so fucking bored that this is what offends you?! Your ethnocentricity is just as appalling. You suggest that no one who isn’t culturally American can have a name. Fuck you and hang yourself. God hates you.
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8:31 pm
Claire, you are awesome and Adam Nelson is a fascist. “One culture, One people” the Nazis had a very similar slogan–”Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer”..”One people, One empire, One leader.” Its all that talk of one indistinct culture that scares the hell out of me.
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4:46 pm
Claire here thinks everyone should ‘stick to their own kind’, just to get you up to speed.
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5:51 pm
Adam, for the millionth time, I don’t think that people should “stick to their own kind”. I think that immigrants should have the RIGHT to name their children WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT. It is YOU who is racist because you refuse to acknowledge the fact that there are OTHER CULTURES IN THIS WORLD BESIDES THE “AMERICAN” CULTURE. You believe that America should not be a melting pot of rich, diverse cultures, but rather a country where everybody speaks ONLY English, has ONLY “American” sounding names like “Jane” and “Peter”, and partakes in activities that can be considered EXCLUSIVELY “American”. You’re the kind of person who will be happy when the entire human race is replaced by identical robots who speak only English. Then you won’t have to worry about diversity and other cultures, will you, Adam?
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12:50 am
Why do you tell lies about my character, my dear? I do not support robots and quite frankly think we need to ban Japan from making any more. That’s an entirely different issue.
Diversity is beautiful and we’re blessed to live in a country where no matter your race or ethnic background, you ARE a part of the American culture. The American race is not bound by color and other such nonsense. We are bound by brotherhood of unity, and the ties that hold us together in homogeneous harmony is our American identity. We are AMERICANS, and as such, should all equally embrace our diverse culture.
Martin Luther King DREAMED OF THE DAY where people would be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin. Abolitionists fought for rights so that all people could be 100% Americans, not just counted as partial people for voting reasons.
I’m sorry Claire, but gone are the days when black people can’t drink from ‘white only fountains’ and are banned from going to a ‘white church’ or ‘country music’. Gone are the days where only Mexicans can live in designated ‘barrios’. Freedom extends from sea to shining sea, and pucker my face in disgust to anyone who wants to hold onto antiquated notions of cultural elitism.
There are names, traditions and an identity unique to America, and every American should proudly embrace it and teach their children to do the same.
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9:50 am
“Sort of related here, I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids. Why can’t they just be normal with their naming? We fought for equality in this country for these types of things.”
That quote from you, Adam, is what started this whole argument. You hold the belief that “weird tribal names” are not “normal”, whereas “white”-sounding names are “normal”. If anybody is a cultural supremacist, it’s you. You believe in restricting the rights of immigrants to name their children what they want. If you truly are the egalitarian that you claim to be, you would accept the fact that someone does not have to be named “John” or “Emily” to be an American. You even accused my friends Rakhshanda and Karishma of being terrorists simply because of their names.
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11:34 am
No, I didn’t. I simply said with names like that, which are not American, that you’re just opening up a can of worms and continuing the trend of making our society segregated.
It’s just like I would not expect someone who has ancient Greek relatives to name their kids Poseidon, Achilles or Hippolyta. I would frown in disgust if some white immigrants from Italy named their kids Neptune, Jupiter, Caesar Augustus and so on. We’ve already been over how I don’t think Germans should be naming their kids Adolf and Dr. Goebbels, though you seemed to be all for that as well.
We should have a federally issued book with all the names parents can pick out, so as to let everyone accept that equality is for everyone and every person born in America, is AMERICAN. That’s one thing some other countries actually have right; required named database. We need one so we can put all this racism behind us and move forward as one; American.
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12:53 pm
Are you honestly trying to claim that if parents name their daughter Shameka instead of Stephanie they’re partaking in segregation? They’re just naming their kid something that they’re familiar with, for Christ’s sake! I guess that, by your logic, my last name “Snedeker” should be outlawed from the United States, as it is a Dutch name and isn’t “American” sounding like “Jones” or “Smith”. Should I change my last name to something retarded, like “Nelson”?
“It’s just like I would not expect someone who has ancient Greek relatives to name their kids Poseidon, Achilles or Hippolyta. I would frown in disgust if some white immigrants from Italy named their kids Neptune, Jupiter, Caesar Augustus and so on.”
Why are you so judgmental of other people, when all they want to do is name their children something. Although I do agree with you that parents should never name their kids after mass murderers, such as Hitler, I have absolutely no problem with people naming their kids Poseidon or Achilles. The world would be an awfully boring place if everybody was named “John”, “Mary”, and “Michael”. It seems to me that you have a problem with individuality.
“We need one so we can put all this racism behind us and move forward as one; American.”
You’re the racist one for trying to claim that non-English names are somehow bad. You seem to have very little tolerance of anything that is not American.
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3:13 pm
They are feeding the ugly beast named racism by doing that. There’s nothing wrong with a parent teaching their kids that they are Americans and therefore have American names.
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3:43 pm
“They are feeding the ugly beast named racism by doing that.”
So, in your opinion racism is the celebration of one’s original culture. You claim to embrace diversity yet want everyone to conform to a particular mold at the same time.
“There’s nothing wrong with a parent teaching their kids that they are Americans and therefore have American names.”
Who are you to say what constitutes an “American” name?
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4:30 pm
I don’t decide names, history decides name. Claire is normal and so is Adam, Clair’e-kweesha and Ada’lamar are not, see what I’m saying?
There is a reason many countries have adopted regulated name databases and America should do so too. It helps prevent racist notions from continuing. We must put an end to segregating ourself based on the past and move forward together toward a bright future.
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5:43 pm
Who are you to decide what names are “normal”, and which ones aren’t? How dare you say that certain names aren’t “normal” simply because you don’t hear them too often in the white, white town that you live in.
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6:33 am
“If this were Hawaii or something, I could understand the error and we could politely tell the native Hawaiin Indians to change the name or get out of our land.” Hawaii is in America, dickhead.
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8:29 pm
Wow, why even get worked up over this stupid site? Its obviously infested with trolls and nitwits, I mean look at some of the articles,lol. Why even argue with these uneducated “authors”.(I use that term very loosely)
Oops just saw how old this thread is…oh well doesnt matter. The whole site is drivel. and who wants to bet Abe looks exactly like he appears in his pic? Who could take a guy that looks like that seriously? Doesn’t work, collects a check every month then crusades against the people who want the same rights as him..to sit on their asses and write crap noone takes seriously
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1:41 pm
“GAY’s MARRIAG!”
Really great spelling there, Abe. You’re such a genius, I mean honestly? I’m seriously stunned every time I read one of your articles, like “Womean gets Stucked in car.” That was a great one.
Your idiocy never fails to blow me away entirely.
(Oops, I said ‘blow’ am I going to rot in Hell now? Sorry.)
And just because they name their children Malcolm, doesn’t mean that they’re going to burn either.
I know an extremely faithful white, male, Protestant Christian named Malcolm. He attends my school.
Which is a private school.
And he is switching to a religious college nearby, so he can continue to care for his girlfriend of six years.
Wow.
You really are messed up.
P.S.
‘Malcolm X’ wasn’t his real name. He was born Malcolm Little on May 19th of the year 1925.
He changed his last name to ‘X’ to signify the black’s inability to write their names, because they were not given good education by the whites who controlled the government, nor were they well-educated by their slave masters in the 1600s and so on. It’s symbolism. And even white men who were uneducated due to lack of family funds signed their name as ‘X’ on things like contracts and time cards.
Wowwww….
Sincerely,
Your Reasonably Friendly 15-year-old Female Commenter
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12:00 pm
Adam, why is it ANY of your business what black people name their kids? If they want to give their children “tribal” names, as you call them, I say more power to them. It’s called preserving culture, you idiot.
Tell me Adam, is ANYBODY being hurt because black people choose to give their child an “unusual” name?
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12:28 pm
Yes, Martin Luther King Jr. is one of my favorite historical figures.
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12:31 pm
チャルゴッガゴッグマンチャウッガゴッグチャウブナグンガマウッグ
lulz amidoingitrite?
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12:37 pm
Wait a minute, Adam, are you honestly trying to tell me that YOU are being harmed by black people naming their children what they want instead of typical English names, because Martin Luther King Jr. is one of your favorite historical figures?
I’m pretty sure that Martin Luther King Jr. would agree with me that black people should be allowed to name their children whatever the hell they want.
It’s pretty pathetic that you’re offended by someone wanting to name their daughter Shamika instead of, say, Shirley.
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2:26 pm
Says the bloke who hates black people.
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12:48 pm
Martin Luther King is definitely one of my favorite political figures. His words of inspiration and sage wisdom were for the most part spot on.
Shirley is definitely a great name, and is actually the name of one of my favorite people and childhood mentors.
Martin Luther King, Jr., is also a man of noble name with words that were even more noble. I identify all Americans as American, and find it ugly when people try to convince me otherwise, that there are ‘classes’ of Americans or separations. It’s that type of racist thinking that has caused so many problems, and I pray God removes such errant thoughts from our societal fabric.
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1:08 pm
“Their own cultures”…
Why are you such a bigot and racist? You know, during the Civil Rights movement there was a man named Marcus Garvey. He wore a plumed hat and bedazzled uniforms, and there was one phrase of which he was associated:
“Back to Africa.”
‘Yes, we like them, just as long as they stick to their own culture and we stick to preserving our own cultures,’ many racist, ignorant bigots said back then.
We are an American culture. “Their own culture…” type of logic is a leftover relic from a racist era that had nothing to do with morality. It was all about separating based on skin color and hating whatever was not the same as you. That’s the basis for much wrong in our society, and again, a pray this thinking which leads to ‘classes’ of people is ripped out from the societal fabric of our country.
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1:17 pm
“Why are you such a bigot and racist?”
Dude, I live in Cambridge Massachusetts, one of the most liberal, tolerant cities in the country, so DON’T try to call me a racist. The majority of my friends are either black or Muslim. Oh wait, according to you, I’m a male trucker from Florida…
“It was all about separating based on skin color and hating whatever was not the same as you.”
WHERE did I say anything about “separating” people??? There’s nothing wrong with people wanting to REMEMBER WHERE THEY CAME FROM. I’m not saying that black people HAVE to name their children “tribal” names, as you called them, I’m saying that they should have the RIGHT to PRESERVE their CULTURE AND HISTORY. And it’s not just black people. For example, my family came from the Netherlands in the 1640s, and I am interested in learning Dutch, because I want to preserve at least a TINY bit of my family’s history.
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1:47 pm
What a common tactic it is to try to glean innocence by association. Saying things like ‘their own culture’ is what causes divides in this great nation. Such speech was at the heart of Hitler’s Reich and klavicles for the Klan groups in America.
We are on culture and one people; American. I can only shake my head in disgust at racists who try to deny their own nature, Claire. Hopefully one day you’ll be delivered from your thoughts because I frankly find them disgusting. Racism is not ok.
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3:01 pm
For the last time, I AM NOT RACIST, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. If anybody is racist, it’s YOU for saying things like “I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids.” As I said before, I’m NOT trying to cause division amongst Americans, all I’m saying is that if immigrants feel more COMFORTABLE by choosing a name for their child that is a reflection of their homeland, then they should HAVE THAT RIGHT. I always thought that the beauty of America was the very fact that you’re trying to condemn as being bad—that we ALL have our different cultures. I find it incredibly ironic that YOU accused ME of having a Hitler-like mindset, when it’s actually YOU who does. I believe in embracing other cultures as part of the diversity of America—you believe in assimilating them all into one culture.
As I’ve said SEVERAL times now: WHY deny people the right to name their children what they want, when ALL they’re trying to do is choose a name that is familiar to them, and is therefore comforting, instead of trying to fit into your perfect “mold” of Americanism?
Isn’t America about freedom, tolerance, and understanding?
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3:25 pm
Look at your racist words. “Different cultures”, “Their own cultures”. You’re preaching division, not a vision of unity.
What a sad shame it is that to this day, there are still people like you who think black people should have ‘their own culture’ and white people a ‘different culture’.
You remind me of a white American male who was in the news several weeks ago. Despite being American, he claimed to have Germanic roots and thus named his kids something like “Adolf Hitler” and “Josef Mengele”. I’m sure you believe white kids should intentionally America-offensive or different names like these, idolizing others who believe whites should have ‘their own cultures’.
Your words disgust me. There is only one culture in America; at that’s American. I will be happy once all of the racist bigots stop trying to stop progress with such hateful habits.
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4:56 pm
Intolerance is truly a horrible entity without virtue or decency. The fact that you’re going on and on, in a diatribe against American culture of intergration — spouting off your rhetoric that champions division — troubles my heart, soul and mind.
It’s talk like this that allowed Jim Crow laws to exist for such a long time. It is talk like this that still allows for people to think…differences between races are such a reality that hate crimes still take place.
There is no difference between a white man or a black man. Thank God we’ve officially embraced such concepts in America by law at least, and under no circumstance would I abandon my country for Morocco. I love this nation.
What I don’t love are racist people who try to tell me ‘their own culture’ is a good thing. I do not support divisive habits or traits.
Some people try to label certain behaviors as ‘black’. You see gang violence, inner-city drug use, pimps, prostitutes and death in certain communities. You see music that celebrates such things in ‘rap’.
Why is this labeled as being ‘black’ in America? It’s because perpetuated stereotypes, that kids from such backgrounds must act a certain way and be named certain things. They even use racial epithets to address one another. “Their own culture” indeed.
Until we stop these ignorant notions that there is an ‘urban black culture’, therefore urban blacks must abide by certain habits, we will have a very sad American state, my friend. Until we stop ignorant notions that there is a ‘master white culture’, which you want to believe, Claire, we will always have racial division.
America is one equal culture, comprised of many different ‘races’. My dream is to see the day that race becomes just as an irrelevant identifier than having attached or detached earlobes. It should be a non-factor, because at the heart; we are all Americans. Our legacy and birthright is the long-standing culture of America.
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6:52 pm
I posed several questions that you have yet to answer:
“I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids.”
1) As I asked before, how do you explain this racist-sounding quote of yours?
2) “WHY deny people the right to name their children what they want, when ALL they’re trying to do is choose a name that is familiar to them, and is therefore comforting, instead of trying to fit into your perfect “mold” of Americanism?”
3) You also did not answer my first hypothetical situation regarding the Ethiopian refugees.
“Intolerance is truly a horrible entity without virtue or decency.”
I’m intolerant? What am I intolerant of? How does my belief that people should be free to express their native cultures via their children’s names make me intolerant?
“Until we stop ignorant notions that there is a ‘master white culture’, which you want to believe, Claire, we will always have racial division.”
Please show me where I implied that any culture, let alone a white one, is superior to other cultures.
When I pointed out the differences between cultures, I was pointing out DIFFERENCES, not INEQUALITIES. The two cannot be used interchangeably. NOWHERE did I imply that any one culture is above another culture. If you think I did, you either need to go back and reread, or get some corrective lenses.
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1:16 am
Racists and Xenophobes love to use the brushes of contrast in a quite liberal manner. They will use tactics to try to make black people in America look a world apart from everyone else, especially whites. I find this notion, again, to be pathetically ignorant and a relic from this nation’s racist past. Shame on you for continuing to power the machines of dissent, malevolence and oppression.
Black people are Americans; Christopher, Michael, Charles and Jane are all names for black people. They are names for white people. They are names for any other American; why? These names are traditionally American and hold no potentially divisive, separating context in relevance to our social culture.
That is the dream of Martin Luther King; no part of America is denied to any other culture, because we are all a part of America. There is no ‘their own culture’ in King’s books
Governor Wallace loved the idea of ‘their own culture’. The idea of people feeling so disenfranchised that they could not possibly enjoy and accept the traditions of what was rightfully theirs in America.
Your kind really trouble me, Claire. I truly hope that as you progress and grow, your heart will be opened and you will stop being a racist.
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1:25 am
Wow. This coming from a guy who he and his “followers” have the mentality of Adolf Hitler. That’s just wrong.
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9:03 am
I’m still waiting for an answer for these questions:
1. You said “I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids.” Please explain to me how that is not racist?
2) WHY deny people the right to name their children what they want, when ALL they’re trying to do is choose a name that is familiar to them, and is therefore comforting, instead of trying to fit into your perfect “mold” of Americanism?
3) You also did not answer my first hypothetical situation regarding the Ethiopian refugees.
“Your kind really trouble me, Claire. I truly hope that as you progress and grow, your heart will be opened and you will stop being a racist.”
I think that my heart is already opened, considering how I empathize with immigrants, who may be frightened to be in an all new place, and who may derive some comfort from the simple act of naming their child something that reminds them of the past. Please explain to me how giving people the right to name their children what they want is racist.
As I’ve said MANY times now, America is UNITED under DIFFERENCES. America is the amazing country it is because of our cultural diversity—people from all different parts of the world sharing their cultures with us, and vice versa. For the life of me, I cannot understand how embracing other cultures and values is racist.
It’s GOOD that America is full of different cultures, because EACH culture brings something different to the “melting pot” so to speak. For example, one of my favorite childhood experiences was going to an Ethiopian restaurant as part of a history project with my friend. The food was insanely good, so I can thank the people of Ethiopia for bringing their culture and food to America. If you think I’m racist for that, then you have serious issues.
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2:35 pm
That comment was harsh, dood (Prinnies being idiots. Not Abe being smart, Christfags).
The lake does need renaming (I can’t pronounce it, dood….), but what does that have to do with gay marriage? And what’s wrong with it, anyway? It’s not a sin, dood.
Any Christfags push any Bible crap with me about this, they’re gonna eat Prinny bombs, dood.
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2:39 pm
SHUT UP, PRINNY. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, YOUR WIFE DIED IN A CAR CRASH, AND YOU WERE ADOPTED.
AND YOU ALSO PISS ME OFF.
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2:41 pm
One thing wrong with you statement, dood.
I never HAD a wife.
I’m a NEET, dood.
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2:46 pm
NEETs of the universe, unite!
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2:48 pm
GTFO, MOON PRINCESS.
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2:52 pm
MAKE ME, SHORTY.
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2:55 pm
Pffft. What are you gonna do? Pwn me with your leet purples?
I HAPPEN TO HAVE A PRINNY BOMB HERE.
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2:57 pm
NOT COOL, DOOD.
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3:03 pm
>This website contains no Irie, so therefore it is crap.
Fixed, dood.
And it’s not like it was crap before. (Tip your waitress, dood.)
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3:10 pm
^And it’s not like it was crap before
^^ not like it was crap before
^^^ implying that it wasn’t crap before
what
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3:18 pm
Meh, ignore him. Prinnies are idiots.
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3:29 pm
Put a shirt on, you anorexic midget. Then tell me what ever it was you were saying.
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3:34 pm
I am NOT an anorexic midget! I’m Prince Laharl, Overlord of the Netherworld!
AND I AM NOT GOING TO PUT A SHIRT ON. D<
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4:33 pm
If you don’t like it, LEAVE.
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5:28 pm
/b/’s dying of cancer, dood. But it’s not like it was dead already.
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2:03 am
/b/ is full of weaboos and that kind of thread gets posted all the time there.
also, both weaboo and weeaboo are correct spellings.
god I hate newfags too stupid to realize their own status.
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5:33 pm
He’s not gonna answer, dood. He just realized that he’s a racist bogot.
Not like he wasn’t a bigot before, dood.
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5:37 pm
You fail at posting, and stop with the “it’s not like he was(n’t)” jokes. They’re not funny.
Get back to work, you lazy Prinny.
But yeah, Adam’s a bigot. Eh, degrades blacks, other cultures, and religions, denies it and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to vent my anger by throwing Prinnies at Adam Nelson’s house.
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5:43 pm
I’m gonna vent my anger by pretending to be Adam Nelson.
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5:45 pm
I like cocks. Cocks are yummy yummy.
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2:26 am
Not you again STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOURE ME! It’s getting old.
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4:10 am
>Not you again STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOURE ME!
>STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOURE ME!
>YOURE
If you want to rage, at least punctuate correctly, human.
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3:52 pm
I’m still waiting for answers to those hypothetical situations, Adam. If you keep ignoring them, I’m just going to assume that you’re afraid to answer them because they would expose you for the racist that you are, and you would no longer be able to back yourself up.
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