• Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Needs Renaming

    April 21, 2009 8:18 pm 68 comments

    Being an open-minded man of Christian faith, there are relatively few things on God’s green Earth that grind my gears. In fact, I can name every thing that bugs me most on one finger; sin.

    That’s simple enough, but every once in a while something will come along that’s not quite sin but you know, just is not right. If God were to rewrite the Bible, he’d make a clause in there for such filth.

    One of the things that bug me most are people who cannot name things properly. The name of a person or place is very important. The first employment God gave to Adam was to name every single animal on Earth. Adam did his job and God paid Adam by giving him a woman to own.

    Just thing about that; men were given dominion over an entire new type of human because the importance of names; Adam did a good job.

    So it comes as a major offense these days when we have these black mothers out there, naming their children all sorts of riff-raff unAmerican nonsense; Starkweesha Shantay Jones, N’Lmar Mclickity Jenkins and let’s not forget the Nation of Muslims with names like Farouk Malcom X and such. Nonsense!

    God does not approve of such names and that’s why if you look around the world, the poorest countries are the ones who don’t speak proper and name their kids all this immoral foreign tripe.

    That said, some Americans have named a body of water Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. If this were Hawaii or something, I could understand the error and we could politely tell the native Hawaiin Indians to change the name or get out of our land.

    But no, this lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg is not in Hawaii, but rather in Webster, Massachusetts. What else does this state allow?

    GAY’s MARRIAG!

    See what I’m talking about; only a twisted place with low morals would allow gay’s marriage. Sometimes it’s the little things that act like a barometer.

    Gay marriage is unGodly, against America and will destroy us all. A litmus test of a state’s morality is how conservatism is treated with that state’s border; if this were done in Texas I bet whoever approved gay marriage and this immoral lake name would quickly find jolt of an electric chair lead straight tn an eternal vacation at a new lake.

    Hell.

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