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    Lil Kim Wardrobe Malfunction On Dancing With The Stars

    April 14, 2009 6:22 pm 10 comments
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    Dancing With The Stars is a new immoral show by ABC, where dance teams get together and tempt the audience with softcore dancing pornography in public.

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    Last week we saw how Shawn Johnson’s inappropriate shorts and wrapping her gymnast legs around her dance partner causes an unholy reaction in a man’s pants.

    Well this week, it doesn’t get much better. An urban black rapper named Little “Lil” Kim and her dancing partner did some sort of hips swinging 50s jive dance, which is the same type of nonsense that God struck down Elvis for doing.

    Instead of getting struck down herself, it was Lil Kim’s flussy clothing almost that almost stuck down morality by exposing her bared milksacks for all to see. Thank God he sent an angel down to prevent her top from falling down and ruining her attempts of luring people with her wardrobe malfunction.

    I am getting very fed up with Dancing With the Stars. The only place people have business dancing is when they are making babies, after they get married. ABC is trying to promote fornication as family values and if it were still legal I’d order them to a hungry lion’s den if they refused to stop airing this sin enabling filth!

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    • Again, they are called “breasts” not “milksacks”, and they are not evil, as you seem to think.

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    • I did more research on this Kim and what a filthy life she has had. One report says she went to an orgy and had men’s lifesauce coming out every which way when she was founded past out later that night.

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    • You guys are insane. You give christianity an insane image to the millions and millions of Dancing with the star viewers who enjoy the show. get a life, they’re just dancing.

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    • Now I *know* this is a parody. You can’t say stuff like “Little “Lil” Kim and her dancing partner did some sort of hips swinging 50s jive dance, which is the same type of nonsense that God struck down Elvis for doing.” and be serious. Fess up, you’re yanking me, aren’t ya?

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    • Thanks for the heads-up! I didn’t know about that wardrobe malfunction. I’ll have to scour YouTube, find it, and watch until I spill some mansauce of my own.

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    • What a typical afro story, Abe. Why am I not surprised?

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    • Well I have plenty of black woman friends and they don’t all act like this, but yet again when you mix in that urban hipped hopped culture is all goes out the window. They just start gyrating and getting loosened up by those dancing spirits.

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    • Abe has black female friends??? They must have pretty low standards and low morals, to hang out with someone like you, Abe.

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    • Chuck and Abe, you two look like some little gossiping harpies. Maybe I’m out of line for saying that, but there it is. The truth will set you free.

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    • oh and we said Hip Hop if you wanna use it as a verb its HIPHOPPED hip is not a verb its a Noun a Body part

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