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RedditImpiety hit the Master’s Golf tournament, right around the time Asian-American golfer Tiger Woods took his shot on the 15th at Augusta. If you look carefully at this video clip from CBS, you’ll see one of the gallery members took the moment of celebration to improperly place his hands upon a woman’s mammalian ludicrosities.
I am deeply offended that this aired unfiltered on television and it shows why we need to have at least a ten minute delay on all live shows and sporting events, so this type of disgusting filth can be censored out.
A Mexican named Angel Cabrera managed to win this year’s tournament.
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Pat Heinkel is the senior church organist for Shellington Pres., where he also proudly serves as a volunteer firefighter, distinguished lecturer and has the town's (maybe region!) largest collection of Coleoptera. Email Pat
Pat Heinkel is the senior church organist for Shellington Pres., where he also proudly serves as a volunteer firefighter, distinguished lecturer and has the town's (maybe region!) largest collection of Coleoptera. Email Pat 
Pat Heinkel stinks of sweaty camel balls.
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I for one am disgusted and horrified by this act of public sexual perversity!!!
Clearly the woman was offended,distraught and near hysterical with embarrasment. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was scared for life!!
Are there no Christian values anymore…even on a golf course??
Next thing you know they will be letting those lesbian women play pro golf!!
where will it end. Jesus save us!!
Hump
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Wait… an article about BOOBS?!
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AJFLHDLHAGSAFDJLAFDHGALDSKJH DO NOT WANT.
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this kind of behavior belongs in a brothel not on a golf course
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You can imagine how horrified his wife was, sitting at home alone, hoping to catch a glimpse of her loving husband at the Masters with his buddies.
God will surely punish this whoremonger and the Jezebel who offered up herself as his par 5 plaything.
A hole in one is not a holy one.
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“Mammalian ludicrosities”
Why couldn’t you just say “breasts”?
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all be it that things like this should not occur. BREASTS! you can say breasts and not be a godless heathen. mammalian ludicrosities…thats just ridiculous. Women have vagina’s and breasts…men have a penis and testicles. simple biology really.
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this is the work of the devil be holy and serve the lord HOOOOOLY
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what kind of filth is this? i’m utterly repulsed by this kind of behavior! i hope satan has a special place in hell for this sinful sex-monger!
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You belong in a brothel, smeiter.
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Then stop wearing them on your chin.
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Claire, I’m convinced you work for CW, no joke, and I’m sure you’re wrought with anguish over being figured out…No other explanation for you coming on here and asking things like that. If so good job, love the contributions, if not, wow. Suffice it to say I’ll pray for you.
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