Mexican Zombie Flu Raises Black Rapper “Tupac” From The Dead
Startling photographic evidence now reveals the Mexican zombie flu is rising people from the dead! I did not think signs of the apocalypse would happen in my lifetime, but here we go and the dirty Mexican pig virus is to blame!
Internet website TMZ.com confirmed today that gangster hipper hopper Tupac is one of the many risen from the dead. He was killed during a typical black family shootout, probably over women and welfare money.
His spirit is surely entertaining Satan with urban black culture but now his corpse was spotted all reanimated, partying with other hoodlums in Louisiana. Let us take a look at TMZ.com’s evidence:
Photo Evidence 1: Mexican Zombie Flu Reanimates Tupac
Photo Evidence 2: Mexican Zombie Flu Reanimates Tupac
Photo Evidence 3: Real Tupac Before Killed By Typical Urban Violence
I’m so ascared I can hardly keep down my buttered Cream of Wheat and am trembling as I type. There is nothing holy about a soul-less sack of flesh walking around, and even without its brain and spirit its black nature makes it go right back to drinking alcohol and shooting up drugs at clubs!
I’m mortified and hopefully we can use some of that Tamiflu to ward off these walking dead as more corpses and humans get infected with this Mexican abomination virus.
Where will this infestation stop? Josef Stalin’s corpse terrorizing America once again? NAZIs blitzing poor Polacks and French in the middle of the night?
Already 11 countries have fallen and now the infected dead are popping right back up! How do we fight this off? I have no clue but pray and get prepareded.
I’m going to Wal-mart today to stock up on supplies and I encourage you to do the same. By this week’s end we may be on the Seals of judgment and all these Mexican infected thingies will be overrunning our streets, yelling their Spanish death moans as they try to infect you too.
My friends, I pray for your safety and mind. Godspeed this weekend, and try to keep the faith.
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Author: Abe
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10:58 am
BraIns…….
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4:40 pm
this website is ridiculous its seems to be racist the “dirty mexican virus”, “its black nature makes it go right back to drinking alcohol and shooting up drugs at clubs!” is a disgraceful comment.
well since you all seem so hung up on the bible answers me this
if god is all knowing, then he must knows our actions before we perform them
Therefore it means out actions are predetermined, yet aparantely god will still punish us regardless?
Suck on that you jesus loving motherfuckers
im sure i’ll get some sort off bullshit answer that makes no sense and is completely irrational
“ahh but god is all knowing” huh…really
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4:42 pm
Have some brains.
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3:06 pm
pinche viejito cara de mi huevo izquierdo, me imagino como ha de ser miserable tu existencia con tanto odio en tu corazon. todavia no te mueres, y ya vives en el infierno.
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1:06 am
fuck you, you peckerwood shit
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1:58 pm
THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS COMING AGAIN, IT’S A NEW 911 ALL OVER AGAIN, WAKE UP PEOPLE. MARTIAL LAW IS COMING SOON. BE READY!!!!!!!
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11:29 pm
Can you people not see this as a troll site?
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7:03 am
it’s so rediculous the things posted on this site…
i actually was directed to it through a skateboarding message board forum thread entitled “things that made you laugh today”
as a christian, i’m appalled at the things on this site.
even the athiest comments…. easily combated by someone who knows the bible and has a relationship with god are answered in immature, offensive, incorrect, misguided, and blatantly condescending ways.
i WILL favorite this site though… because it is hilarious (though slightly blasphemous)
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9:34 am
i love this site, where else can you get evidently disingenuous extremist idiocy passed of as geuine and then watch as genuine people fall for this shit and logical people raging at it, i fucking love it.
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6:16 am
this is bull
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10:18 pm
Yo this sh@! is stupid, there is no way it’s… BRAINSSSSSSSS.
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9:42 pm
你真是一个被狗操的弱智。
Abe, I can speak and type Chinese.
You can type and eat bullshit.
That’s right. Fuck you.
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2:04 am
lolol I love this website. Better than Maddox.
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6:44 pm
lol
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9:06 pm
Um, zombies? Zombies?! You went to Wal-Mart to stock up on essentials? Shit! Nevermind I’m not even gonna touch this one.
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1:50 pm
This is what I call tasteless satire. None of the shit they post on here is real, people.
Oh, and another thing. Those pictures of Pac in the club are of some skinny mixed nigga that looks just like him, but no tattoos. He’s got pictures with 50 too, but it isn’t him. There is a video, however, of Pac standing behind a recording studio last year, and if it isn’t Pac, it’s an extreme impersonator. That hommie’s got all of Tupac’s tattoos and looks exactly like him.
Crazy Shit.
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1:33 pm
Why do you keep propositioning him with such things?
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2:55 pm
Apuntame en tu lista Claire, a mi no me da asco!!!
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1:38 pm
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4:42 pm
You atheists are so dumb sometimes. Just because God knows what our actions will be, does not mean he’s forcing us to do anything. The choice is ours, his knowledge of what we’ll do is perfect. Too bad so many are using their free will to land themselves in an eternity of swimming in fiery lake.
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6:38 pm
And being a homophobic, genocidal, racist, backwoods bastard makes you any better Adam. I’ll be with the rest of the zombies.
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6:40 pm
And being a homophobic, genocidal, racist, backwoods bastard makes you better Original Adam? I hope there is zombies, cause zombies like fast food.
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10:43 am
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10:44 am
For you Claire.
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11:34 pm
Hola, como estas Pabito?
Yes my spanish is bad so my bad if I messed something up.
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8:07 am
LOL, are you Atheists so stupid at times.
HAHAHA. Your the ones who are believing this swine flu raises people from the dead.
And you know the best bit about all the anti-mexican propoganda that you’s through around here- the origin of the outbrake of the swine flu has been norrowed down to and AMERICAN owned pig farm in Mexico, hence the owners share a responsibilty.
So, Americans are as much to blame as the Mexicans. That’s if your so norrow minded to actually blame anyone. I stress though – I don’t, because unfortunatly, these things happen and no-ones to blame.
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