Michelle Obama Dares To Touch Queen Elizabeth II of England with Her Dirty Hands
Michelle Obama, wife of B. Hussein Obama, has once again brought shame to America.
All last week Barack has been at an economic conference in London, where he’s trying to undo the capitalist works of proper presidents like President Reagan and President Bush with his babyicide, Muslim socialist agenda.
If that wasn’t bad enough, Michelle Obama made the United Kingdom think we were all primal savages without house training after she dared touch the Queen of England with her hands.
Look at this following video where Michelle horrifies the Queen Mother by touching her with unpure hands. It’s bad enough that she flooses around in hooker’s dresses with exposed arms, but now she’s insulting God approved ladies like the Queen of England.
America must now live with this shame. The Queen of England has not been touched in 57 years and the British are rightfully sickened and indignant due to this atrocity.
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Author: Abe
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12:39 pm
Are you mentally ill?
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12:40 pm
Michelle is saved by Jesus-Christ-Our-Savior-Up-Above. She has been washed by the blood. Jesus knows no Queen. Except he may have had a black queen himself. It is no joke to joke about Jesus. It is un-Christian to judge. (I did love her dress)
“You judge by human standards; I pass judgment on no one. But if I do judge, My decisions are right, because I am not alone. I stand with The Father, who sent Me.” John 8:15-16
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3:56 pm
The Queen is a special human that’s why God has blessed her to be Queen for 57 years. Michelle had no business trying to feel her up and hopefully the Queen made sure she didn’t have no missing jewelry when everything was all said and done.
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1:01 pm
for crying out loud.
barack obama appears to be the best president america has ever known.
michelle was simply being friendly.
and a HOOKER’S dress?!?!
its formal and fitting for the occasion. so suck it!
you christians.
nutjobs.
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3:56 pm
I wonder if Michelle Obama tried to transfer a demon spirit to the queen?
It`s higly possible that Obamas and the Illuminati are trying to posses all of the worlds leaders with demons, thus creating his New world order.
The English church shuld try and wash the queens hand with Holy water to make sure she`s not under the control of the devil
God Bless
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4:04 pm
Well you know Barack Obama used witchdoctor black magic or some sort of mind control to get that stimulus package passed. I wouldn’t put nothing about him and his dark spirited kinfolk.
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1:56 am
Who in God’s Holy name does she think she is? This women is way out of line. Obama needs to be a good black husband and start beating her like those blacks usually do.
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2:13 am
The Obamas have been washed in the blood of the lamb. Do not listen to this minion of Satan and his blasphemous attacks!
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4:05 am
The Queen has indeed been touched in the past 57 years and by none other than beloved Aussie P.M Paul Keating in 1992 thus enabling the Brit tabloids to call him the “lizard of oz” shit i was proud.
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12:58 pm
I thought this was real until I got to the about the author part. This is a comedy website right?
If not we’re all domed!
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11:23 am
Sheffield
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11:23 am
Sheffield
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11:29 am
Sheffield
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11:37 am
Fucking Christian scum. Basing your reality off fairy tales and superstition because are are primitive enough to believe such superstition.
Take my cock and take it hard in your arse, fucking failures.
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3:36 pm
God heaven forbid two females put their arms around each other in a sense of friendship. The Queen is human like the rest of us. For those people out there upset because the “All Mighty Queen” got touched you seriously need to grow up. Letting someone act like that because she rules a country is pathetic. It makes Europeans look like tight ass jerk wads however if that is what they were going for then my mistake.
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1:08 am
Oh my god she touched the Queen ! WTF
Seriously we don’t care about that and this outdated crappy protocol !!!
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7:37 am
People – I do believe this was meant to be taken as tongue-in-cheek humor!
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11:35 pm
That’s a very racist stated.Just what do you mean by Michelle’s dirty hands.Some one needs to show the old dirty winch some affection.I Hear that this women is the Queen of all the Devils and she is apart odf this neo-nazi satanic racepocricy.In of other words aint none of them no good.They are all getting ready to bust hell wide open.
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4:14 am
WHATS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE?? THIS IS NOT BEING CHRIST-LIKE… WHICH VERSE IN THE BIBLE TEACHES US TO BE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL? EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES… WE SHOULD LIFT EACH OTHER UP AND HELP EACH OTHER OUT. NOT TEAR EACH OTHER DOWN. I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT GOD HAS TOLD ANY OF YOU TO SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE ALL DAY.
AND ANOTHER THING… SINCE YALL HATE THE ‘UNHOLY’ HOW IS IT THAT YALL KNOW THE LYRICS TO JAY-Z SONGS? WHY WASTE YOUR TIME LOOKING FOR DANCING BABIES ON YOUTUBE.COM? AND THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DOESN’T HAVE A THING TO DO WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
ACCEPT THAT A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT AND THAT HE IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER BE TO THIS COUNTRY.
HAVE A BLESSED DAY. :^)
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7:32 am
Hello… America!!! She’s the Queen of Britain..not just England which is why the rest of the country (Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) get pissed off. And if I wanted to touch the Queen, I don’t see a problem. I’m a taxpayer so really I part own her. And may I say I love this website..it’s so funny..I hope it’s meant to be or I fear for the sanity of the host..x
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1:12 pm
Jesus said we would be persecuted by the likes of you. But bless your heart anyway. Jesus loves you but wishes you wouldn’t be so hating on others. Only the devil loves hate.
(My hair-coat is getting kinda itchy but my priest said I could not remove it until Easter.)
The Agony!
The Ecstasy!
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6:28 am
With those bulging steroid biceps of hers that she’s always showing off I bet she probably abuses Barack.
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4:41 pm
What the fuck? TrueChristian Go suck a dick it might mkae you so you do not have a stick up your ass. That goes for any one who is saying that “touching the queen of englend is a bad thing.” I say Lets wip our dicks out at her and see what she things makes us primal savages
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2:23 am
WTF?….can u go and re-read/learn English as a subject.theres a difference between queen and HOLY.
and for the record..,If I ever get close to her,I will hold and touch touch your queen ova n ova with my dirtier hands.
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