My Cat Is A Christian
Cats are naturally one of the most evil and Godless animals on Earth. In ancient times they were involved in pagan Egyptian and Persian worship, and to this day their veiled legacy lives on with stories of witches and black cats.
It’s said that if you stare deep into the eyes of a cat on a dark night, you can see the ethereal reflection of Satan himself staring back at you.
All of these things are scary, and if animals have souls cats will certainly be mewing down below. That is, all except for this cat.
A fine man of faith has introduced Christ into the life of his cat, so hopefully it will have a seat in the lands of blissful eternity. Truly wonderful.
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Author: Katie Dahm
9:33 am
“…they were involved in PAGAN…”
I’m sorry i know this has nothing to do with the article, but can i just point out that my trying to make an example of Pagans is a criticism of yourself.
Paganism was around for thousands of years before christianity, and most of the christian holidays were copied from paganism.
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9:43 am
my dog is worships the devil
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12:15 pm
The point of this video. You missed it.
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3:48 pm
Hail Bast. BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE! LOL!
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3:54 pm
Better one!
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
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5:04 pm
Cats are evil…..because there cats, wow you are one dumb fucker.
It’s said that if you stare deep into the eyes of a cat on a dark night, you can see the ethereal reflection of Satan himself staring back at you.
Oh my god, that is the single stupidest thing i have ever heard, you deserve to be nailed to a cross for that..its that freaking retarded
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7:55 am
my kitties don’t worship satan!…they worship the flying spaghetti monster. lol.
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11:06 am
you do know this is satire, right?
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11:10 am
Winner.
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10:03 pm
git these demonic demon cat demon pictures filth and wickedry out of this clean, christian site you codswalloping merfs!
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11:17 pm
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4:36 pm
cats r holy u twits
any right minded pagan could tell you that
heck, felines tind to be more freely thinking and acting than humans some of the time
so screw you weirdos and your monotheistic weirdness
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1:38 am
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