• My Cat Is A Christian

    April 30, 2009 1:50 am 16 comments

    Cats are naturally one of the most evil and Godless animals on Earth. In ancient times they were involved in pagan Egyptian and Persian worship, and to this day their veiled legacy lives on with stories of witches and black cats.

    It’s said that if you stare deep into the eyes of a cat on a dark night, you can see the ethereal reflection of Satan himself staring back at you.

    All of these things are scary, and if animals have souls cats will certainly be mewing down below. That is, all except for this cat.

    A fine man of faith has introduced Christ into the life of his cat, so hopefully it will have a seat in the lands of blissful eternity. Truly wonderful.

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