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    Satan Makes Red Sox Fan Drunk From Watching Dancing With Stars

    April 16, 2009 4:25 pm 5 comments
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    When will people ever learn that Dancing with The Stars is Satan’s favorite show? He’s making so many people drunk with his fornication through this program.

    Look at this video I found today. A man went out to enjoy a baseball game with his family, which is typically good, innocent American fun. But when you mix in a prior night of Dancing With The Stars fornication, the hangover always ruins the outing.

    This man has been infected with Satanic demons and is still gyrating all around, like a flussy black women on a hipped hopped video. Look at him rub his chest as he lets Satan take control of his body.

    The commentators have it right, ‘Dancing With The Stars Was On Last Night’. Yes it was, and look how it ruined this family’s life.

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    5 Comments

    • Claire
      April 16, 2009
      5:58 pm


      Buttsex. You know you want it, Abe.

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    • Wayward23
      April 16, 2009
      11:33 pm


      a dumb drunk guy making a fool of himself at a sporting event…..isn’t stuff lie this a requirment at sporting events?

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    • TheWretched TheWretched
      April 17, 2009
      2:46 am


      Was it Batdad?

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    • Stewart
      November 28, 2009
      12:15 am


      You know Donny Osmond, the Morman poster child, was on Dancing with the Stars? I hope Donny and Marie Osmond come to you in the night and penetrate your steamy hole with a baseball bat engraved with the Red Sox symbol.

      Thanks,
      Stewart

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    • Adam Nelson
      April 17, 2009
      12:09 am


      What would make you think Abe is gay?

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