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RedditI could not even finish my bowl of Oat Bran this morning because I spilt it all over the place in frustration! Scientists have truly gone too far and created a gay transgenic dog!
Just look at them brag on making this gay dog that glows red in the dark, all on New Scientists.
These evil devilwhole worshipers are enabling the gay agenda by figuring out how to genetically craft gay into a puppy’s genes!
They used a VIRUS of retro nature to insert transgenic homosexuality right in this dog’s embryonic fibroblast cells. They then removed this cell, and placed it in ANOTHER dog’s egg cell and removed the nucleus! This is barbaric! Only 1.7% of puppies survive this treatment, but at least the dead ones wont’ be burning in hell!
I’ve already alerted PETA to this nonsense and I will be writing an angry letter to New Scientists today! Oh sure, look at the cute little transgenic puppy glow in the dark and hump boys today. How cute!
We’ll see how cute it is when they are making transgenic boys named “Jenny” and tricking your normal son into marriage when ‘she’s’ older. I knew the transgenders were sly but this takes the cake. STOP MAKING TRANSGENIC PUPPIES! Look at this filth!
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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“These evil devilwhole worshipers are enabling the gay agenda by figuring out how to genetically craft gay into a puppy’s genes!”
i thought all the weird fuckers on this site were in agreement that homosexuality was a choice and not in genes?
but seriously, this site is a joke site anyway isn’t it..? theres no way anyone can really be this stupid is there..?
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Okay let’s start with the word TRANSGENIC: With genes from diffrent species. Not TRANSGENDER:being transexual or transvestite. Transgenic has nothing to do with these dogs being gay and I agree with Danny, can anyone really be that stupid.
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“…but at least the dead ones wont’ be burning in hell!”
Laughed my ass off! There is no way that this site is real, it’s too funny.
Though if it is real, humanity is in deep shit.
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FAKE!
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aww how cute! It’s so cute that you should tolerate it’s gayness. I MEAN LOOK AT IT. IT GLOWS, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!
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Sheldon was working over time on that one when the goldfish worked.
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Abe, first off you look like a distant cousin of leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw massacre. Do you and your parents/siblings/uncles/aunts(I’m sure it’s a linear family tree anyway) play banjos in the front yard? or share the same dentures during your feedings at the trough? Anyway Joebob,Abe, or whatever your name is,get a grip and maybe read a book that doesn’t have cartoon characters. I hope you’re trying to be funny,because I sure am…
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Now science is turning boy puppies into girls. Where haev our morals gone? It’s only a matter of time before they use this ‘transgenic’ technique on humans to mix up sexes between the species.
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Um, okay. Why would innocent little puppies go to hell? That’s just demented, and so is the author of this post. And it’s not YOUR country, it’s our country. You should just be thankful that the rest of us let hate-mongering whackos like you stay in it! I sure hope that YOUR God is a vengeful one…maybe he’ll strike you down for spewing so much poison
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lulz, ur a retard!
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Since when did the Weekly World News change its name?
What’s the worry? They’re only puppies! Have someone pour water on their
little heads, mutter some mumbo-jumbo and PRESTO! BORN-AGAIN gay transgenic
HOLY glow in the dark puppies!!!
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When have you ever seen a dog, gay or not, humping a guy. If so, you need counseling. I think your confusing transgender, and transgenic. Transgender “is the state of one’s “gender identity” (self-identification as woman, man, or neither) not matching one’s “assigned sex” (identification by others as male or female based on physical/genetic sex). “Transgender” does not imply any specific form of sexual orientation; transgender people may identify as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual.”
A transgenic animal is one that carries a foreign gene that has been deliberately inserted into its genome.
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How do you even know it’s gay? Nowhere in the New Science article does it mention that.
You are stupid.
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You called PETA in on this?!
Just what we need… a bunch of Christfags allying themselves with animal-activist extremist terrorists.
Just the let you know, 80% of PETA’s members are Chinese, Muslim, and Jewish athiest animal killers. Do you know what you’ve gotten yourselves into?
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this site is funnier than the onion. is there a link somewhere that proves it’s a parody, or are we dealing with honest to gosh backwoods christian right believers?
also, i thought xtians believed that pets don’t go to hell, because only humans have souls?
at any rate, this is some funny, funny stuff.
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Awww, so cute! I must ask, do you guys live on capital-letter oat bran? Because it’s not very nutritious, try pototoes and rice and fruit and vegatables
Joe
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This is just disgusting. SO these scientists are yet again tinkering around and playing God. How on Earth are they even getting these clones to grow, transferring nucleus to eggs type deal?
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Just checking. My gravatar did not work on this post. If I’m right I should have capitalized my name.
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Your gravatar link is not working.
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A lot of people believe what they read in the Weekly World News and conveniently
ignore the disclaimer on the inside front cover that says THIS IS A PARODY.
YES there are incrediblely IGNORANT people out there. LOTS of them.
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It says its transgenic.
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Hey, dumbass… As has been pointed out to you before, transGENIC is not the same as transGENDER (and neither have anything to do with homosexuality).
Taken from Merriam-Webster:
Main Entry: 1trans·gen·ic
Pronunciation: \tran(t)s-ˈje-nik\
Function: adjective
Date: 1982
: being or used to produce an organism or cell of one species into which one or more genes of another species have been incorporated ; also : produced by or consisting of transgenic plants or animals
Main Entry: trans·gen·der
Pronunciation: \-ˈjen-dər\
Variant(s): or trans·gen·dered \-dərd\
Function: adjective
Date: 1979
: having personal characteristics (as transsexuality or transvestism) that transcend traditional gender boundaries and corresponding sexual norms
Main Entry: 1ho·mo·sex·u·al
Pronunciation: \ˌhō-mə-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\
Function: adjective
Date: 1892
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex
— ho·mo·sex·u·al·ly adverb
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Hi, Adam. You say “As has been pointed out to you before, transGENIC is not the same as transGENDER (and neither have anything to do with homosexuality).” and I just wanted to clarify a few of your errant points, for your edification.
As you should know, us men carry the seed of life. God places millions upon millions of babies inside a man for safe keeping, until it is time for the baby to be transferred to women to be incubated and grow. This is why ‘M’ is such a sin. You’re literally committing genocide (especially men) when you do it.
When one of the babies is safely inside a woman’s egg, it naturally grows into a male or female (whichever God chooses through genetic factors such as SRY expression and chromosome expression).
What these scientists are doing is perverting the natural process of life by mixing up somatic and reproductive cells. They are diluting the purity of life by mixing up cells from a man or woman, then just sticking them into an enucleated egg and adding electricity. The result is a monsterous abomination to natural order, which may be very well be a boy’s somatic cells trapped to grow in a female’s body. The result is a creature that may be forced to be a girl, even though its body was meant to be a boy. This is forcing transgender gay onto life and it is abomination.
I hope that clears up what these scientists are trying to do and why gays and transpeople will try to call this glow in the dark puppy ‘cute!’ as to veil its true nature.
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You really have no idea what you’re talking about, do you?
First of all god doesn’t place anything inside of a man, least of all a baby. I know you have difficulty with correct medical terms, but the word you’re searching for is “sperm”. Women carry the “egg”. Neither one carry a fully formed “baby” and it requires a biological event (i.e. sexual intercourse) to produce a baby. Did you fail out of high school biology? Oh, wait… that’s science, and you Christians have no use for that now, do you?
Transgenderism and homosexuality are not the same, though they’re often dumped into the same “category” because they relate to sexuality and sex identity. Transgenic experiments do not create (necessarily) homosexuals or transexuals people because these types of experiements AREN’T CONDUCTED ON PEOPLE. They’re conducted on plants and animals…
Also, as yet, there is no conclusive evidence to support why people are gay or transgendered. And the argument that people “choose” their orientation is fraught with falsities and misconceptions. “Choosing” your sexuality implies that both heterosexual and homosexual sex were “tried” and one was found more pleasing than the other. So let me ask you this, Dan: Assuming you self-identiy as straight, how many men did you have sex with before you “chose” to be that way?
Is it safe, Dan?
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Hi fake Adam. Your ignorance is somewhat frightening, my copycat friend. You said Choosing your sexuality implies that both heterosexual and homosexual sex were “tried” and one was found more pleasing than the other. So let me ask you this, Dan: Assuming you self-identiy as straight, how many men did you have sex with before you “chose” to be that way?”
Choosing between or among two or more items does not necessitate trying out all items.
By design I have naturally inhaled air all my life. I could choose to inhale other things: magic mint dope, cigarette smoke and so on. Never in my life have I made a choice to do so and never will I make that choice. I will stick to keeping my lungs as pure as possible (though somewhat hard to do in New York
) and choose to say no to harmful drugs, none of which I have or ever will try.
That is a choice to keep my body as pure as possible. Every day, we are presented with endless choices, which many of the wrong ones would be harmful. The choice to be gay is such a choice; it is brought on by sin.
It relates to this issue because scientists are trying to find ways to craft gender confusion into our genes! This is just as evil as scientists crafting a genetic craving for drugs or alcohol into a child. This is truly using our knowledge to do evil (the fall of man) and must come to a stop.
Transgenics is an immoral science that will eventually give rise to human experimentation, where they will trap boys in a girl’s body. They will then use these children as the leading edge for widely implementing homosexuality into the genome of humanity.
Also, you may want to review biology. Like Dan alluded go up there the seed of life comes from man and there is plenty of documentation on this fact.
Please stop trying to make everyone think you’re me too. Get your own name.
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Is it safe Dan?
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How about you both shut the hell up?
Fake-Adam is right. Chirstfag-Adam is not. The score is settled.
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*sigh*
Where to start… probably the beginning…
First of all, don’t call me your friend. You don’t even know me and I guarantee we would NOT be friends because you’re a self-absorbed, holier-than-thou bigot.
I don’t believe in god, the devil, sin or the like, so you’ll have to come to the table with a better argument. If you want to believe in fairy tales, that is, of course, your prerogative — just don’t make it mine.
I wasn’t debating the morality of transgenics so I’m not sure how you made that leap. Also, I’m well-versed in biology: MAN does not carry but 1/2 of the necessary genetic information to create a human life. WOMAN carries the other 1/2. NEITHER carry all of the genetic code to produce the next generation, so NEITHER can create a baby without the other… Perhaps you need to review your biology.
I’m not denying the fact that man carries sperm. But Dan’s outrageous comment that man has had “placed (by god) millions and millions of babies” is patently false. The idea of being a “boy trapped in a girl’s body” is what we call transgendered; at least, those of us with any intelligence beyond that of pond scum call it. And it has nothing to do with transgenics; again, as stated previously, it is as yet undetermined why some people are gay or transgendered. But I assure you, “sin” has absolutely diddly to do with it…
Lastly, since this site does not require registration to post/read comments, I can choose whatever moniker I desire. Tough noogies if you don’t like it…
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You deserve a round of applause. And a couple of Prinnies to bomb Christfag-Adam’s house with~
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Dan, once again, you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
“As you should know, us men carry the seed of life. God places millions upon millions of babies inside a man for safe keeping, until it is time for the baby to be transferred to women to be incubated and grow.”
It is sad, simply sad, that you think that. I’ve already explained the basics of the human reproductive, digestive, and urinary systems to you, but now it looks like I’ll have to give you a starter course on the basics of reproduction.
Women produce eggs in our ovaries. The egg is the largest cell in the human body, and it carries 23 chromosomes. Men produce sperm in their testicles. Sperm are much smaller than eggs, yet they also carry 23 chromosomes. During ovulation (which occurs in females) an egg is released from an ovary, which then travels down the fallopian tube. If sexual intercourse occurs, the sperm released into the female’s vagina will swim up to the fallopian tube, and one sperm will fertilize the egg that is waiting there. The male’s 23 chromosomes combine with the female’s 23 chromosomes to form 46 chromosomes. The fertilized egg (called a zygote) will travel down to the uterus, and will implant in the uterine wall, where it will divide by mitosis, and eventually become an embryo, and later a fetus, until birth, when it is called a baby. As mentioned above, BOTH women and men carry 23 chromosomes in their germ cells (the egg and sperm), which then combine to form 46 chromosomes, THEREFORE, each parent contributes 50% to the fetus. Men DO NOT carry millions of tiny babies in their testes – they simply carry 50% of the GENETIC MATERIAL which will THEN form a baby if COMBINED with a woman’s 50%.
Quite honestly, it is pathetic and even scary that you do not know this simple reproductive information. I hope that you will become educated – until then, please refrain from insulting the intelligences of others by trying to claim that you know what you’re talking about.
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Eloquent and educated post as always, Claire…
In the words of Susan Powter:
S T O P T H E M A D N E S S !!
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MY NAME IS ADAM NELSON. USE YOUR OWN NAME AND STOP LEAVING POSTS IN MY NAME SO PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT IT’S ME SAYING THESE THINGS. IDENTITY THEFT IS IMMORAL AND ILLEGAL.
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Come on dude. You got clones.
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Is it safe?
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You are a complete idiot !!! Go back to your local church and blow another choir boy. It’s little christian queers like yourself that give gays a bad name. You’re to scared to admit what YOU are and want to banish the ones that aren’t afraid of what you think of them. Every time I turn on the news— it’s another boy with mental issues about how his pastor raped or assaulted him sexually. Your just scared that the government will put something in your holy water that will make all the gays glow in the dark,,,,Then YOU would have some explaining to do.
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“Women produce eggs in our ovaries.”
Not in MY ovaries they don’t missy![img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/greeseyparrot/Dr-Mertz.jpg[/img]
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