Turtle Chases Down No Good Cat
Cats are Satan’s favorite animal. There is nothing good about these creatures that just lay around all day, just waiting for you to give them free food like am black welfare mom.
Back in the ancient times, the Egyptians and Persians used to live in houses instead of adobe mud shanties and sand huts, respectively. After a while though, God had to take his blessings from these people for their sick cat loving ways.
Egyptians started to have pagan worship of Ra cats, all while the Persians naturally decided to be no good terrorists. You will notice that in both pagan Egyptology and ancient Persian Arab Muslim, they both worshiped…cat. You guessed it.
You all know the rest of the story. God struck these sick people down for worshiping such this depraved animal, and now the once mighty Egyptians must beg for rice and to this day, we’re still trying to give freedom back to Persians like the Iraqis.
If only these people made friends with a good Christian animal, the dog. It is truly man’s best friend and God loves dogs too.
Anyway, enough history. In this video a turtle is obviously on the side of God, as it gives this little demonspawn cat no rest. So cute.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
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9:15 am
DIdn’t God create cats? Moreover, didn’t God say to respect all animals?
LOLOLOL, THEN AGAIN, FUNDIES DON’T THINK. LOLOLOLOL
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9:26 am
I’m Chuck Norris, and I disapprove of this website.
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9:28 am
Hey, feck off, human! I was here first! D<
THIS TOPIC IS NOW ABOUT ME. END OF DICUSSION.
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9:30 am
Ahahahahahaha, no.
This topic is now about me.
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9:32 am
Uhhh…. no, dood.
This topic is now about us, dood.
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9:39 am
Pitiful.
By order of the Old God of Death, this thread is now about me: The Almighty Yogg-Saron.
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9:54 am
The hell?! I JUST said that this thread’s about me now!
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10:14 am
So I herd Laharl was here? >:3
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10:29 am
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10:37 am
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10:46 am
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11:38 am
does turtle have rabies
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12:19 pm
That is some funny shit! Here’s the next match.
Frostsaber
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Turtle-Dragon
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12:45 pm
Cats are awesome, as well as dogs, but dogs are sometimes more vicious, and it’s been proven that they are much more stupid than cats.
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4:00 pm
Abe, my cat would totally kick your ass.
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9:58 pm
….Are you serious? I surely hope not.
Cats are intelligent, and cat be just as loyal as dogs. Cats were worshipped in Egypt to PROTECT AGAINST EVIL, you MORON. Many civilizations have fallen, and you can’t blame them all on cats…you can’t blame any of them on cats!
You are rather depraved, close minded, and an insult to your religion and the human race.
Just because you can post a blog doesn’t mean you need to spread your idiocracy to others.
Keep your close-mindedness to your own disgraceful self.
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10:16 am
THATS A FUCKING TORTOISE YOU IDIOT, A TORTOISE….
TORTOISE.
TORTOISE.
TORTOISE, NOT, TURTLE.
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9:55 am
… Shut up, Yogg. D<
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9:58 am
>:3
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10:16 am
YOU.
DON’T THINK THAT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT GAMEFAQS CHARACTER BATTLE.
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