Watch New Wolverine Movie Leaked Online Say Commies
This movie was not due out in theaters until May 1
Hollywood officials shocked and bewildered, new X-men Origins: Wolverine leaked online one month before official release date.
Communist liberals are making war against American’s economy, this time by leaking the not even yet released X-men Orgins: Wolverine film online.
Even though the X-men Wolverine Movie is based on a comics and is all about evolution, making it a double sin, it still does not give the Russians and whatever liberal supporters they have in the USA the right to destroy our economy by stealing this movie.
People wonder why the US economy is crashing and everyone is losing their jobs. Every year the movie industry loses $∞ dollars due to kids at liberal colleges illegally downloading movies. That’s a $1 with infinity zeroes behind it, my friends. The loss to the US economy every time someone downloads a movie is immeasurable and that’s why we keep losing all our wealth.
If this were the 1950s I would cheer on noble Senator Joseph McCarthy as he tracked down the people responsible and then doused them in water and gave them the electric chair. The quick death they would receive for aiding the Soviets in destroying capitalism would be far better than the shame they would have to burden for betraying God and their country.
X-men Origins: Wolverine would have been a major asset to the US economy. The billions upon billions of dollars the movie would generate would help everyone from trashmen at the production studios to executives in Hollywood.
Now, instead, the Chinese and Russians are furiously downloading the movie leaked by a new age Benedict Arnold. This film was not supposed to be released until April 29th in UK and May 1st in US, and yet an estimated 2 million people in the UK and US have already seen the movie.
In ticket sales alone, that’s $20 million dollars stolen from America, which is approximately $600 billion in fake European money. So far the movie has only been leaked and the US movie industry has lost out on half a trillion dollars. By next week, this will all be incalculable as the losses approach infinite amounts of dollars.
People who are stealing this movie are even smug enough to write critical reviews of the film in its incomplete form: “The CGI is missing and the movie looks horrible without it.” says one poster on aintitcoolnews.com
Friends, when you download a movie you power the engines of communism. I cannot stress enough how bad life will be for you when China’s economy overtakes America and their armies invade, killing your loved ones, all because college kids could not resist torrenting and illegally sharing this movie.
Piracy is not a fun thing, so stay off Satan’s playground and refuse to download or watch this leaked movie.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
11:58 pm
You would not believe the shock in my heart when I saw these people watching this movie.
http://stagevu.com/video/lcypgegmvmyk
“Although Towards The End.. Being Able To See All The Computerized Special Effects Was A Bit Of A Let Down But Still I Can’t Fault It To Much It Was Free To Watch
)” says one of them. My word, the horror.
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2:47 am
Next person who posts is gay.
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2:48 am
Just letting you all know.
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2:28 am
wow…i could not disagree with you more.maybe you should check your facts before you leave uniformed blogs.pirating movies is NOT going to bring about the downfall of the US economy.sorry but it just wont happen that way.further more i find it more SATANIC to release a crappy movie and then expect people to shell out $8.-$15 and walk out of the theater feeling cheated.and finally i have to wonder how many of the people who watch these movies would even pay to see it in the first place.
god damn you are all such sad and scared little people.
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9:32 pm
Your rigid, fundamental skewed perception of the world is what’s destroying the country. Read a book. Evolution is a scientific and empirically evident fact. The bible is a bunch of made up folklore, and is not intended to be taken literally. It is a metaphor just like this one: You’re gay. Take that however you’d like.
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6:03 pm
Your rant is sad and pathetic. I just say this movie online and was glad I didn’t have to waste money to see it in theaters. Stop sucking the god cock and pick up a fucking book.
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1:46 am
Well pirating movies is bad, as the creators lose out on money that is rightfully theirs. Would you do your job if you weren’t paid for it? No, so why should movie makers work if they don’t earn money because people illegally download the film?
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7:39 am
my god is better than your god… evolution doesn’t exist, bacteria don’t become resistant to antibiotics because they are “created” that way… the evolve idiot.
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4:47 pm
You know, a survey a few years ago asked Americans who their WORST neighbors would be.
In descending order of nastiness a) the Jehovah’s Witnesses ranked first b) Evangelical Christians ranked second, and, c) Hell’s Angels ranked a distant third.
IF I were an atheist trying to discredit Christianity, I would masquerade as a Christian and then I would be sure to “talk about pouring water on Commie sympathisers before giving them the electric chair”.
It plays right into the hands of opposition!
The whole valid point about stealing is LOST when we lace our comments with such emotive language.
I have found,as a math major, it is much more effective to challenge atheists at their WEAKEST spot – Logic.
They purport to be logical but cannot seem to sustain a reasoned argument.
MANY times they degenerate into 1) Ad Hominem Attacks 2) Linguistic Poverty (foul language) 3) Deviation from topic and 4) Circular Reasoning.
HOWEVER, it behooves a Christian website to avoid any such tactics.
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6:52 pm
Oh my God!
I cannot beleive you people.
Are you actually serious?
Communists leaking the movie?! What the fuck are you talking about?!!!
Its got nothing to do with communists.
This Dan Nordgren guy is a complete joke. What a fucking idiot!
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11:42 am
“fake European money”
just so you know.. The Euro, the european equivalent to US $, is A LOT more stable and is overall considered “safer to trade with” than US $..
this has to be satire..
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12:09 am
first I don’t think ATHEIST will waste their time doing stupid article like that I know that Because I’m atheist
I don’t use FOUL language when explaining something I actually Love a nice civilized debatting I always do it with My friend who are christian and republican as well and she show good Point as well I show her good Point
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10:48 pm
I would help Senator McCarthy make lists as well. It’s these anti-American pirates who are selling our country out. It’s bad enough we have African priates terrorizing the high seas, but internet pirates are just a entirely new level of terror.
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