• Watch New Wolverine Movie Leaked Online Say Commies

    April 1, 2009 11:12 pm 14 comments

    This movie was not due out in theaters until May 1

    Hollywood officials shocked and bewildered, new X-men Origins: Wolverine leaked online one month before official release date.

    Communist liberals are making war against American’s economy, this time by leaking the not even yet released X-men Orgins: Wolverine film online.

    Even though the X-men Wolverine Movie is based on a comics and is all about evolution, making it a double sin, it still does not give the Russians and whatever liberal supporters they have in the USA the right to destroy our economy by stealing this movie.

    People wonder why the US economy is crashing and everyone is losing their jobs. Every year the movie industry loses $ dollars due to kids at liberal colleges illegally downloading movies. That’s a $1 with infinity zeroes behind it, my friends. The loss to the US economy every time someone downloads a movie is immeasurable and that’s why we keep losing all our wealth.

    If this were the 1950s I would cheer on noble Senator Joseph McCarthy as he tracked down the people responsible and then doused them in water and gave them the electric chair. The quick death they would receive for aiding the Soviets in destroying capitalism would be far better than the shame they would have to burden for betraying God and their country.

    X-men Origins: Wolverine would have been a major asset to the US economy. The billions upon billions of dollars the movie would generate would help everyone from trashmen at the production studios to executives in Hollywood.

    Now, instead, the Chinese and Russians are furiously downloading the movie leaked by a new age Benedict Arnold. This film was not supposed to be released until April 29th in UK and May 1st in US, and yet an estimated 2 million people in the UK and US have already seen the movie.

    In ticket sales alone, that’s $20 million dollars stolen from America, which is approximately $600 billion in fake European money. So far the movie has only been leaked and the US movie industry has lost out on half a trillion dollars. By next week, this will all be incalculable as the losses approach infinite amounts of dollars.

    People who are stealing this movie are even smug enough to write critical reviews of the film in its incomplete form: “The CGI is missing and the movie looks horrible without it.” says one poster on aintitcoolnews.com

    Friends, when you download a movie you power the engines of communism. I cannot stress enough how bad life will be for you when China’s economy overtakes America and their armies invade, killing your loved ones, all because college kids could not resist torrenting and illegally sharing this movie.

    Piracy is not a fun thing, so stay off Satan’s playground and refuse to download or watch this leaked movie.

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