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(Season 12 Episode 3)
South Park was back in action this week with more immorality than could be calculated by a NASA computer. The latest filthy creation from dirty tandem of Parker and Stone was entitled Eat, Pray and Queef.
In addition to having a sacrilege title by its mockery of the act of praying to God, this episode also contained much of the crude humor and jokes that typify South Park, whose primary audience are your innocent elementary school age children.
The most sick and disgusting aspect of this show had to do with the ‘queef’ act. For those who do not know, a ‘queef’ refers to the noise made sometimes by a woman’s secret area.
God designed women so that their bowels and bladder relieve from the same hole, with a separating part as to keep the other place pure for creating children. As a result, sometimes your wife and such may accidentally pass gas from her waste hole to the secret place.
Now, there is nothing funny or lady-like about a female version of passing wind from there, and the episode seemed to make mockery of that fact. It is teaching boys to be insensitive to women who may accidentally pass gas down there after perhaps eating a few too many beans or lentils. It teaches girls to not act like ladies.
Parents, South Park is a evil show created by two Jewish young men who are in the army of Satan. They are trying to defile your kids in every way possible just so Comedy Central will let them have the money to keep up their magic mint loving ways.
So here is this sick episode for review. I could hardly make it through with all the crass humor, nudity, hardcore sex scenes, blasphemy against Christianity and then even perversion of marriage at the end. This is one of the worst episodes I’ve ever seen and I’ll be writing Comedy Central to see why they don’t take this filth off the air.
Warning: The follow video is highly immoral so please pray and make sure your kids are out of the room before reviewing.
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Cussing, hardcore pixelated sex scenes, blasphemy, mockery of Christianity, crude humor, misogyny , bullying
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Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY 
Oh my gosh,
This sounds like something only the Devil could come up with. Trey and Matt are at it again with their Gay-Loving Atheistic demon-possessed humor.
I never knew what ‘queef’ meant before. I also never knew all those details about the female anatomy. Thanks, Dan, for your timely warning.
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omg that is totally funny as hell you mega christens need to calm down if you dont like the show dont watch the show jeez ya’ll i can’t belive i belong to a religeon of such repressed douches!
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Did Adam actually call a vagina, a “Sinhole”? Grow up man!
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What are you talking about? A woman’s holy part is different from the hole where she doos/urinates and in case of these South Park people probably fornicate.
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Also, I am gay.
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If you look around 15 – 20 minutes in they also promote the homogay agenda.
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“God designed women so that their bowels and bladder relieve from the same hole”
Excuse me??? Looks like you need to brush up on your basic human anatomy. The female body has three holes: the anus, which excretes feces, the vagina, which is where menstrual blood and babies exit from, and the urethra, where urine flows from. You’re implying that urine and feces come from the same hole, which is simply ridiculous.
But wait a minute, you’re contradicting yourself also:
“As a result, sometimes your wife and such may accidentally pass gas from her waste hole to the secret place.”
I’m assuming that by “secret place” you’re referring to the vagina, correct? But in the sentence before that you said that feces and urine were released from the same orifice, so as to keep the other part clean for “creating children”. So if that “secret place” were being kept “pure” from feces and urine, why would a woman accidentally “pass gas from her waste hold to the secrete place”, if that “secret place” (aka the vagina) is being kept away from fecal matter?
You make absolutely no sense and are incredibly ignorant of female anatomy.
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Claire, you are amazing.
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“God designed women so that their bowels and bladder relieve from the same hole”
You really think that both come out of the same hole??? hahahaha, really?
Now’s the time to brush up on your female anatomy, before you make yourself look any more stupid than you already have.
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Hello Dan,
I was thankfully raised Christian and blessed with the intelligence and interest to study God’s blessed gift of human life. From my calling to assist in this miracle, I became an OB/GYN. I have been practicing for 27 years and through medical school attended autopsies, and examined countless women’s “secret places”. I can assure you that there is no connecting “flap” between the vagina and anus. If waste and birth came from the same place, we would be no more than birds or reptiles, who have a cloaca for this purpose. Please don’t diminish God’s miracle by inferring that humans were evolved from such creatures. This “queef” you speak of is a result of no more than air accidentally entering the vagina and then leaving it, creating a sound as it is vibrated through the labia. Please, please ask a trusted professional before spreading misinformation and compromising our integrity as God loving Christians.
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See tyson , billings , and xenu! This is what a real christain is like!
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Here’s an idea for all you hardcore christians. Go do your homework on your God and your religion. If you are all so smart then you will realise that your religion is no different than any other religion since the start of recorded history. Do you christians not realise that the bible is just a rip off of the Egyptian book of the dead?? How Horus had a son called “the lamb of God” “the light” and who also just so happened to perform miracles was killed and rose to heaven to sit with his father! Sound familiar???? Or how about Pope Leo X is on record in the 16th C as declaring: “It has served us well, this myth of Christ”
So before you judge others with your high and mighty moral views examine where your religion came from ? Where was your vengeful god in all the wars that have happened since your saviour left you?? Where is with all the evil in the world?
As for South Park you clearly dont have the intelligence to read betwwen the lines and actually see the meaning of South Park. It is anti ALL organised religons even cults and even Satan himself is gay! Furthermore all you Christians are nothing more than brain washed sheep following and worshipping a God that you cant prove doesnt exist and all of your false images are taken from Pagan religions! So before you judge ANYONE do your homework and learn the truth about your religion!!
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i piss out my ass too. its called diarrhea.
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‘Hardcore PIXALATED pornography’? FAIL>
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Notice how Dan didn’t respond back to our posts telling him how incredibly ignorant he was of female anatomy? He didn’t try to defend his “separator flap” theory again. He was probably just embarrassed out of his mind about the lies he spewed, and didn’t want to risk sounding like a complete moron again. I wonder when he is going to graduate kindergarten.
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The level of stupidity amongst these writers makes me believe that this is an ANTICHRIST website. It just makes us Christians looks so bad! Please stop writing.
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Haha, I stumbled upon this post while I was actually looking for the episode to watch. I don’t think Dan actually exists, because his posts are so ridiculous that they cannot be real. It’s actually just funny to read what he has to say, even rebuking the people that are trying to agree with him and help refine his point. By the way Dan, evolution is real. I am a Catholic, and it is a fact that evolution exists. You really can’t ignore all the things that point to it. This is too funny!
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Ive noticed that on more than one episode you referred to this as a childrens show. but if you would look closely youd realize its on cable and it still says TVMA. I think if anyone is stupid enough to think this a childrens show then you shouldnt even own a tv or a computer.
I also think you guys need to stop thinking its your job to decide what is ok to be aired this is America and freedom to watch what we want is a lot like jesus’ plan. the choice to sin. and if its so influential you guys seem to watch every episode so why isnt anyone writing this crap on this site. swearing like a sailor or butt f$#%ing. Ill admit I wasn’t even able to finish this episode but that doesnt mean other people shouldn’t have the option.
If you really dont think people should be watching this use your fricken v chip and tell your friends how horrible it is. but dont try to force the world to do what you think is right.
If I remember correctly thats a lot like what Satan tried to do
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Seriously hoping that this is a joke, I actually found this page while looking for said episode in a google search. If this is what you believe Dan, then that’s fine by me, BUT you should really get your facts straight before posting. Inane posts, like yours, that spread misinformation DO NOT help your cause.
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First off. I frequent church and I am a proud Catholic. With that said let me point out a few things. First off I have an IQ well above most of yours, obviously. I am also a well rounded individual. If you have any remote idea about what the word of God means, you hypocrites would not be bad mouthing this show. Look in the mirror.
These guys are not Godless liberals. They are generally conservative people who make fun of the hypocrisy of society. Their target audience happens to be college students and above. Only a retarded (and more than likely liberal) parent would let their children watch this. As an adult you should know better and be able to see the real meaning behind their show. If you want to attack a sacreligious show, attack family guy. It’s creator is a proud atheist loser liberal.
God says not to judge. You are all just as guilty as trey and matt. You are a bunch of hypocrites and I would be ashamed to have you attending my church. God cares about what kind of person you are. Not about what rules you follow.
You give Christians a horrible name. No wonder this country is turning on “us”. Your wacky ways and hypocritical tendencies are the driving force behind this.
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Oh my gosh, this made me laugh so hard a little bit of urine came out…or was it a number 2?! Seen as they come from the same hole!!!
Seriously though, you seem to have the education of a school child, who is still believing all the stories your parents tell you when you’re too young to grasp how things REALLY work. Of course Claire and Keith have it right – they are the experts afterall.
And the idea of a “separator flap” makes me wheeze with laughter.
If God did create women to ‘queef’ then he had a sense of humor, and I suggest you get one too.
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Dan, whether or not South Park is morally wrong does not matter in one way. The fact is it’s one of the greatest and funniest shows ever, feel free to voice your opinion against this, but I frankly dont care. You should spend more time looking at the anatomy of women, than watching programmes that you dont like just to judge and ridicule them.
And for the love all that is mighty, ITS A VAGINA, not a secret area, are you like three or something???
Also a tip for you, if you wanna criticize an episode dont post it on your page, i’m sure everyone who has come on here have just watched it a laughed their heads off, I know I have.
SOUTH PARK RULES!!!!
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You people are retarded. Its a cartoon that is meant for entertainment purposes only. You people make it out like this show is on during prime time TV. If your kids are up at 10pm watching this show then you are doing a bad job at parenting.
GTFO with this BS, you people are never content without complaining about something.
Go to your little church and pray to your little ‘GOD’ (which doesnt exist i might like to add, its just a bunch of brainwashed morons like you people who believe in it) that your children will not see this cartoon which is made by the devil
WAR SOUTHPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A small point, and perhaps it’s actually missing the point entirely, but I don’t feel there’s really much point in addressing the extent of the idiocy in the general sentiment of this post, but perhaps I can help to educate a few people on a point of anatomy.
You’d all better pray, and make sure your children are out of the romm before you read this, because I’m about to talk about people’s “secret place”.
People do not queef because of gas produced in the digestive tract. It enters the vagina directly, usually as a result of a huge schlong forming a seal, and forcing air into the twat like a bilge pump. This air then exits after the dick is removed, if you’re lucky, providing a pleasant cooling breeze against your cheeks while you finish your woman off with your tongue. I know this, because I went to medical school, and also i get a LOT of pussy.
Thanks.
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If you call a vag a secret place, or sinhole, you obviously have never been near one, or will ever be near one, more than likely the only thing that makes you Christian is what they taught you at Gay Camp to get the homo out of your sorry asses. Grow up, I’m practicing Catholic, but since I have an IQ above mental retardation I can tell the difference between a comedy show aimed at adults and something that actually needs to be worried about
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i think Ghandi said it best when he said. “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians, they are so unlike your Christ.” this to me is shear insanity. you have taken the bible and put it into places it doesn’t belong. Does it really matter if the stories are true? No. It’s a moral guide, a teaching mechanism meant to show the way to be a good person. In a mixed up world that we live in today this is a lesson we can all take. Maybe you should re-read the book. and go ahead and read some other religious texts, maybe you’ll find that there are similarities in all religious traditions (cuz its true). It doesn’t matter what you believe in so long as you are a good person. Believing in God or not, believing in Christian teachings or not truly does not matter. Dan you are part of the problem, spewing this so far out of touch right wing agenda that you have lost sight of what you are truly fighting for, the bible. And refering back to Ghandi’s quote you have seriously lost sight of CHRIST! He is the only reason you have a religion and you have thrown him to the side in order to listen and take advice from earthly vessels. Maybe you should take some biology and other science classes so that you can realize that evolution did happen and that it does not spit in the face of god. in fact it leads back to God eventually, just because its not the same way that it says in some book…which was written by man who is corruptable and in nature bad according to your own religion…does not mean that it isnt true.
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“Admit it you’re some crazy beareded trucker down in Florida, praying on who you may trick next.”
Actually Adam, I’m an 18 year old female from Massachusetts.
“Why on Earth would God not have a safeguard to keep womean’s babymaker get contaminated with filth like blood the body wastes?”
First of all, it’s a vagina, not a “babymaker”. And the vagina does not “make” the baby, the uterus does. Second, “god” did not create us. Third, the clitoris has absolutely nothing to do with protecting the vaginal opening. I can tell that you did not look at the diagram I provided, and that you have also never slept with a woman, because if you had, you would know that the clitoris is located at the TOP of the vagina, with the urethra below it, and the vagina below that. I assure you that:
1) the clitoris does not stretch (it becomes slightly larger, but the only reason for that is the same reason your penis becomes erect when you look at pictures of Dan)
2) there is absolutely no reason for the vagina to need protection from the urethra. In fact, the urethra is CLEANER than the vagina. Urine is STERILE.
As a frequent masturbator, I know my vagina very well, and I know my clitoris very well. The clitoris is how a female achieves orgasm. Nothing more, nothing less.
I suggest you go to school and learn this stuff, although you should probably start in kindergarden because that seems to be the grade level you’re currently suited for.
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WOW. Claire is obviously smarter than alot of you. She actually knows her anatomy.
And, even worse, I am GAY, and I have known what a clitoris was since I was like 12 or 13.
Lastly, to end on a good note, Dan, you, sir, are an asshole.
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Dan, I am more successful than you =]
You are a film student. I’m actually in front of the camera. You will see me as Benjamin in the movie Breaking Dawn, to start filming in Early 2010.
I took the initiative to find you a picture of a vagina. Keep in mind now, the clitoris is on top:
http://www.hornystarlet.com/itc/864/images/inthecrack-04.jpg
Just click that.
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Virgin.
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It is late and I do not even know where to even start. How about the review?
I’ll admit that South Park is a crass show that can offend many people. Here’s an idea: if you do not like the show, do not watch it. If you are a parent, put a safety code on your television and don’t try to use your tv as a babysitter. Problem solved.
Your kids should be in bed by the time South Park airs. I think too many families waste time in front of a television and could find far better use of time.
With that said, Dan, Dan, Dan. I know we had this discussion a week or two ago, but wow. That’s all I can say. From how you speak here, I’m thinking you have confused a woman’s “clit” for what you call a separator flap. Kennedy’s magic bullet seems more mystical than what you’ve attempted to describe here, in your perspective.
Your ignorance of anatomy shames our Creator, even if you do think anatomy classes can be ‘pornographic’ if I remember your interview correctly.
Adam Nelson. You have had a doctor, several commentators and who appears to be a lovely, confident and highly intelligent young lady named Claire give you just about every detail of the basic workings of a woman’s external urinary/reproductive layout possible.
Yes, the Bible loosely refers to it as a secret part. It does so several times. Every time the secret part is mentioned, it is because Old School God is preparing to smite some group of people under the Old Covenant for disrespecting his people or breaking their agreement. The other mention Isaiah, for women, is just a corporal version of a fire and brimstone sermon from Isaiah.
This has nothing to do with the layout of a woman’s anatomy. Are you like Dan and think that by looking at human anatomy texts and images, you would be looking at pornography? Please tell me this is not so.
Keith. High five. Ob/Gyn. High five. Claire, you get a double, old school 90s Will Smith giving daps to DJ Jazzy Jeff high five.
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You guys are stupid. This is why they make fun of alot of stuff, to piss you idiots off. I’m christian, go every sunday. What’s wrong with having a few laughs?
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With all this anatomy talk, I don’t think anyone has mentioned this yet…. Trey Parker, half of the duo that created South Park, is not a Jew. If I remember correctly from what I have read about him, he was raised Mormon, but has obviously abandoned those beliefs.
Also, Jesus was a Jew, and Jews make good food, and good wine, and have great parties, and believe in the God of Abraham, and have a cool language, and hold sacred the first half of the book that Christians hold sacred. Long story short, there are lots of reasons to like Jews. Quit hatin’. Also, could somebody explain whether this site is a joke or not. Post a comment on my website if you’ve got an answer for me.
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you guys are morons. if the woman was actually passing gas from her anus to her vagina THAT WOULD BE A MEDICAL CONDITION that needed attention immediately. she is NOT passing gas. and please, do not call a woman’s VAGINA her secret place. you sound like an idiot. this – queefing – happens during sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.
I agree, southpark is not the best show..espcially if children see it. however, i also feel that this website is not the best site, either. it is because of people like you that christians have a bad name.
you are not doing God or man-kind any favors by writing reviews like this.
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Thanks Claire for spelling it out. I didn’t even think there were christians this stupid in this day. My favorite line out of this entry is:
God designed women so that their bowels and bladder relieve from the same hole, with a separating part as to keep the other place pure for creating children.
I’m not even gonna try to correct what your warped religious minds think. But a queef usually happens during sex. It’s the result of pressure. Not gas! That would be sick. A queef air that has been pushed in coming out. It’s coming out of the vagina. Christians even think they rewrite anatomy. Religion will be the death of humanity.
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fucking kikes
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Queef.. I thought it came out of a pussy.
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Hi, my name is Dan and I love the christian cock in my ass. I love to get bent over and spanked on a daily basis. I was 12 when I had my first anal experience with my uncle and his son. I was bent over thrown on the bed and tied down. My asshole was pounded until blood poured onto the bedsheets. I screamed for forgiveness but the pounding kept coming. By the way I’m not gay… I fuck pussy too.
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Your blog is so hilariously awesome.
I am so glad I found it.
Sorry but you are a stupid ignorant fool who lives in a cave and is afraid of the dark.
As others have noted, and the reason why I am calling you a stupid ignorant fool is that you have no idea about female anatomy. A queef is simply expelling AIR from the VAGINA. Take a yoga class and you will likely etiher queef yourself- from your VAGINA as I’m sure you don’t have any balls.
ALSO if you think South Park is for kids you are a stupid ass too.
It is a show for adults and possibly late teens. Not all animated shows are for kids. You also are a fuck tard for not getting the humor or being tolerant of stuff that others like.
Now go smoke a bowl and maybe you will see the light.
See you in heel bitch.
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…. This site HAS to be fake… I really cannot believe there are people this ignorant, out in the world. Ugh.
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seriously omg!! Christians can suck dick. All they do is make fun of other religions that arent theirs. take pagans/wiccans for example. at pagan pride day there are protesters saying were going to hell and we should beleive in god. i beleive in MANY gods ya dick sucking hoe bag fuckers!!!
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That’s some inspirational stuff. Never suspected that opinions might be this different.
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Wow… just making me hate the dumb even more. This website is fucking retarded! Not 2 mention racist as fuck!!!! I can see what u r trying 2 get at…. christians are still well on their way 2 hell. Thanks for not changing that! Doing the ‘normal people’ a favor. Fuck Jesus and there is no god! You idiots! If Jesus wasn’t a fictional character.. he was black or brown, not brown haired and with blue eyes.
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[...] television show that delights in man-boy touches, secret twinkles and praises elementary drug use, lesbian experimentation and [...]
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I strongly oppose this conclusion.
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As soon as they take the show of the tv we won’t have to worry about watching it. They are trying to pervert youth in America with their show so it’s our job to watch and threaten to boycott whatever channel it’s on unless they censor the show. They had unedited penii, cursing and this strange queefing from a woman’s sinhole all in this episode. This is hardly appropriate for a cartoon.
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I don’t know if to be more concerned about this author’s ‘knowledge’ of how females work or wondering what exactly he means by “secret area”.
So I’m guessing you’re either a virgin there Danny Boy or do you just love the cock?
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So the Fag`s are at it again!
damn them and their homofag agenda!
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Hi, Claire. You say, ““As a result, sometimes your wife and such may accidentally pass gas from her waste hole to the secret place.”
I’m assuming that by “secret place” you’re referring to the vagina, correct? But in the sentence before that you said that feces and urine were released from the same orifice, so as to keep the other part clean for “creating children”. So if that “secret place” were being kept “pure” from feces and urine, why would a woman accidentally “pass gas from her waste hold to the secrete place”, if that “secret place” (aka the vagina) is being kept away from fecal matter?”
When you quote, you cannot leave all parts of the paragraph that explain everything. Here’s what I said, in full. It’s right up above for you too.
Me: “God designed women so that their bowels and bladder relieve from the same hole, with a separating part as to keep the other place pure for creating children. As a result, sometimes your wife and such may accidentally pass gas from her waste hole to the secret place.”
See? Now I’m not sure how many anatomy classes you’ve taken, but the female body is very complex and fearfully, wonderfully made by God. He took extra care to make sure a woman’s special area remains uncontaminated by the foul wastes of her body.
That’s why he separated your bladder/bowels into the separate hole from the baby maker. Now this is a bit crass for this topic and I don’t want to go too far into discussion, but I think it is worth it to you and other inquisitive readers to explain a bit more so you know what’s going on with your body.
Sometimes the separator flap may become a bit loose, exposed and hang a bit out from the female body, and during those times contamination can occur and you may have to take time to specially clean or see a gynecologist. When that occurs to a lesser degree when the little separator gets inflamed and agitated, gas can then also get backtrapped up behind there and there’s only one way for it to come out.
Now that’s gritty but it’s how God made a woman’s body. This type of lesson is not appropriate for kids and is definitely not a subject to be discussed by a children’s cartoon. So hopefully that answers some of your questions about the article (section you maybe glossed over and missed) and answers some questions you had about your body as well, Claire.
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im sorry did you say that south park is aimed at elementary age childen when its on at 10 at night and all of the jokes are about current events that they wouldn’t have any idea about really, its not aimed at children, you have no real proof of anything any of you assholes say im a conservative and im ashamed of people like you, its your kind ruins our parties reputation and makes us all seem like deluded assholes such ass yourself
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Umm…. you guys all take this WAY too seriously. Of course South Park is going to offend people, loads of shows do, and if you can’t handle with the humour that’s broadcast on it, then why the hell are you watching it? Seriously, get over your selves.
xoxo
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i hit reply under the wrong post sorry
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Wait a minute, wait a minute Dan, you’re trying to claim that there is such thing as a “separator flap” and yet you think that it is I who does not understand anatomy??? Please, for the love of god, don’t patronize me.
For your information, I became a CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant) at only 16 years old (I’m now 18), I took a biology class during my junior year in high school, human anatomy and physiology during my senior year, this year I’m taking mammalian anatomy and physiology I and II, biology of cells, and biology of organisms. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about when I say that there is no such thing as a “separator flap” that separates the colon and bladder from the uterus/vagina. Yes, everything is separated, but there is no “separator flap” that can sometimes “come loose”.
For those with an impaired intelligence, such as yourself, here’s how things REALLY work:
The contents of the stomach empty into the small intestine, where chemical digestion of food is completed. The small intestine then leads into the large intestine, which absorbs remaining water and minerals from the waste. The waste is then eliminated from the body as feces.
The urinary system consists of the kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra. The purpose of urination is to remove a harmful waste, called urea, from the blood. The kidneys filter out the urea from the blood, and the urea mixes with water and other substances to form urine, which then travels down the ureters and into the bladder. When the bladder is full, the urine passes out of the bladder via a tube called the urethra.
The female reproductive system consists of the uterus, ovaries, and vagina. The uterus is where the baby forms during pregnancy and where menstrual blood comes from. The ovaries are where the eggs are produced. The vagina is the canal where the penis enters during sex, where the baby emerges from, and where menstrual blood exits the body from. Although the vagina and colon share a common wall, there is NO such “flap” that can sometimes become loose. It is a SOLID wall that separates them, and if that wall is ever breached, it indicates something seriously wrong. If the bowel is ever perforated for whatever reason it is life threatening. The bacterial population in the bowel is so high that if a hole (however small) is made in the wall, the bacteria will escape from the confines of the bowel and will lead to a massive, life threatening blood infection called septicemia, which can lead to death in less than a day.
So I hate to burst your bubble, but although the vagina and the colon share a COMMON WALL, that wall is SOLID, and any sort of breach of that wall would lead to a very serious condition, not a simple queef.
You have a very elementary education on the human body, so please educate yourself before spewing your mindless garbage and calling it “fact”.
Oh, and by the way, South Park is not a children’s cartoon, as you called it. South Park is rated TV-MA (Mature Audiences) because it has constant swearing, sexual content, drug use, etc. Just because it is about cartoon children does not mean it’s FOR children. Comedy Central is NOT a children’s channel.
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Actually, Dan, I think you may be a little bit off on this one.
Women go No. 1 and have babies from the same place. There is a little thingy down there called the clidorice (I think that’s what you meant by the separator flap?) that usually folds back and protects the reproductive parts of the woman when she uses the restroom.
When having marital relations, that clidorice comes to hang forward out of the way so a husband may place the seed of life in the exposed reproductive parts down in there uterus. The bowels release are just the waste part in the back and the second hole (so I think you just messed up where the urinary system empties out which can be easy to do).
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As a film student at one of the nation’s top universities, who has taken classes in religion science, I can tell you are spreading evolutionist propaganda.
Now you’re trying to tell me women evolved from birds because those creatures have cloaca? Nice try, Keith. Get real and get delivered.
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I suggest you look over Keith’s post again… you’re just digging your own grave with these replies, Dan.
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Ooooh! Watch out guys, Dan’s a FILM STUDENT! Well, looks like Keith and I have been totally put in our places! I should have remembered that film students have a much more advanced knowledge about the female reproductive system than gynecologists do.
“Now you’re trying to tell me women evolved from birds because those creatures have cloaca?”
Just like how you’re trying to tell us that women have a “separator flap” between the bowels and the vagina that can “come loose” and result in queefs. It’s you who needs to get real Dan. HA is correct, you’re just digging your own grave with those replies. NOBODY is going to take you seriously. Not to mention the fact that you are too scared to say “vagina”, and instead say “secret place”. Are you 5 years old?
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Indeed, Dan, you misunderstood me. I was saying that YOUR words were suggesting hypocrisy and pushing evolutionist ideas.
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Thank you for being one of the few people on this website that has any sense whatsoever.
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Claire, you are my hero. Thank you so much for being intelligent and for understanding female anatomy.
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You’re welcome.
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Dan, do you fart? Do you find it funny if someone farts?
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Thank you, what more needs said than thank you. i just wish more people could hear you
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“Hardly appropriate for a cartoon?”
You’re all like children. Or worse, fundamentalist Muslims who pass government backed laws based on their religious believes.
First off, “cartoons” have won pulitzer prizes, been used to explore the history of jazz music and spread government propaganda, just to name a few things (good and bad). A “cartoon” is a medium, not a genre. A “cartoon”, like a book, or a live-action film, or a photograph, or a painting can say and be about anything, there is nothing inherently “childish” about a “cartoon”. It is because you have a limited perception of the world around you that you feel this way. Plenty of adults engage in “cartoons”.
Secondly, South Park is not aimed at kids. It’s a late night show, with a warning tagged onto the front of it. The only people I know who watch it are in their late twenties and their thirties. Any parent letting a child watch that show is a bad parent. It’s that simple.
Thirdly, what is up with you people telling everyone else what to watch and trying to get stuff off the air that people enjoy. Which is it you support? Capitalism or censorship? In capitalism the community gets what it wants by paying for it, as long as, in acquiring that thing, the rights of another human being are not infringed upon (and no, South Park has not infringed upon your rights). In a censorship regime, a vocal few decided what the majority gets to engage in. Your efforts to get a popular show off the air suggest that you are in favor of censorship, and that you’re anti-capitalist and anti-democratic. I am voting for South Park when I watch it and support its advertisers. I am in the majority. That’s democracy. Are we communist China or America? Because the tactics of the extremist christian are the same as the tactics of atheist China and the Taliban.
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Dan (and Adam, by reply)… Two Points:
1. “Women go No. 1 and have babies from the same place.” – I think Claire above established that women urinate and menstruate out of two different “places”, their vagina for menstruation and their urethra for No. 1.
2. “There is a little thingy down there called the clidorice…that usually folds back and protects the reproductive parts of the woman when she uses the restroom….When having marital relations, that clidorice comes to hang forward out of the way so a husband may place the seed of life in the exposed reproductive parts down in there uterus.” – This clearly shows that you have never effectively performed cunnelingus (look it up). The CLITORIS is an engorgable organ present only in female mammals, located (generally) where her inner and outer labia meet near the top of her genital cleft, seemingly designed only to provide her with sexual pleasure. Thus, it is not located between a woman’s two usually-liquid-excreting openings, acting as a nose-powdering-time sacred-place protective shield (per your claim), but instead is positioned more forward on the pelvis (relative to human cephalization) than both openings.
So please take note: if you really want to show your wife that you love her while “during marital relations”, learn more accurate information about her “down there”; especially regarding the clitoris: how to locate it and effectively stimulate it. It could save your marriage!
And get her off.
Which is good.
Reeeeal good.
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“Women go No. 1 and have babies from the same place.”
I honestly cannot believe how retarded you and Dan are (as well as the rest of the bloggers on this site). You honestly have the knowledge of a third grader when it comes to anatomy. And that is sad. Very, very sad.
How many different times do I have to say this? Women have THREE HOLES:
1. The urethra – the tube that carries urine from the bladder to the outside of the body. But Dan and Adam, being third graders, most likely know it as the “pee-hole”. It is the opening that a catheter is inserted into when you go to the hospital (the nurse uses lube to push the catheter UP the urethra INTO the bladder. Going upwards from the bladder (although you can’t go that far with a catheter) are the ureters, which carry the urine that is produced in the kidneys down into the bladder. The ONLY thing that comes out of the urethra is urine. Never stick ANYTHING into your urethra unless you are being catheterized with a sterile catheter at a hospital. The bladder is STERILE, therefore the urethra is sterile and so is urine.
2. The vagina – the canal that menstrual blood flows out of, as well as where the penis goes into during intercourse, and where the baby emerges from. It is also where tampons are inserted. Going UPWARDS from the vagina, you would go through the cervix, which is considered the “neck” of the womb, and into the uterus (the womb). The uterus is where the fetus gestates during pregnancy. Although the vagina is relatively clean, it is not sterile, like the bladder and urethra.
3. The anus – where fecal matter exits the body. The anus is the small, muscular sphincter that you can see if you lie down with a mirror between your legs and pull your buttcheeks apart. Going upward from the anus is the rectum, where feces is just prior to being released from the body. The rectum is part of the large intestine. The purpose of the large intestine is to absorb remaining water and nutrients from feces, as well as compact the feces. Feces is the ONLY thing that should come out of your anus, unless you have a medical condition that causes you to have blood in your stool.
I provided a picture, because Adam and Dan are ridiculously ignorant of the human body.
http://www.dhmc.org/dhmc-internet-upload/file_collection/adam_gyn_0902.jpg
Oh, and Adam, it’s called the CLITORIS, and its purpose is sexual pleasure for the female. All I have to do to achieve orgasm is to rub mine.
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Admit it you’re some crazy beareded trucker down in Florida, praying on who you may trick next. Like someone would trust a ‘science’ link from a creepy Myspace lurker.
To you and that Keith down below and the man claiming to be a gynecologist I can tell you are all lies. Why on Earth would God not have a safeguard to keep womean’s babymaker get contaminated with filth like blood the body wastes?
Don’t have an answer, do you? That’s because you’re lying about it all, and I know the the clidorice IS meant to protect the body not be used for whatever sick, twisted ways you claim to pervert it with (though males don’t have one anyway).
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Well now it’s obvious that ‘Claire’ is short for Clarence. There’s no way you are 18 or from Massachusetts. People coming from such an area would surely know not to end a sentence with ‘for’, by our Latin tradition. Also, a woman’s secret place is designed for CREATING CHILDREN. How dare you imply otherwise. Why on Earth do you think we have reproductive parts, Clarence?
You need to learn about science as obviously you’re a scary trucker or other recluse whose only knowledge about women comes from your equally scary trucker friends, probably all sitting around a small diner.
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Claire…
I’d thought that the arrangement was (from front to back) clitoris, vagina, urethra, anus. But, as I’m not built that way anyway, I’ll defer to your educated judgement.
It’s a good thing the urethra’s sealed tight during “marital duties” (et al.)then, eh?
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Adam, Adam, adam…
If calling Claire “Clarence” is what gets you excited, by all means, please carry on; otherwise I don’t see a rational cause for your transgendering one commenter who understands her own anatomy better than you, an alleged male, ever could — unless you claim to have more medical training/education than she does.
Returning to the topic of discussion, you asked “Why on Earth would God not have a safeguard to keep womean’s babymaker get contaminated with filth like blood the body wastes?” (Sic.) Ignoring the spelling, grammatical, and typographical errors running rampant in this sentence, two quick answers to your question spring to mind:
1. If by “filth” you are referring to urine (or pee, or piss, if you prefer), Claire explained in her immediately above post that “Urine is STERILE.” God, presumably knowing this, would therefore see NO NEED to place a safeguard between the urethra and the vagina (what you seem to keep inaccurately calling the “woman’s secret place” or “babymaker” — the vagina is, in fact, the canal/channel/tunnel/path LEADING TO the Uterus: the chamber/container/womb wherein the growing baby actually gestates and develops — the “babymaker”, if you prefer).
Similarly, God also saw no need to seperate this sterile urine from the babymaking semen you might occasionally secrete through the SAME OPENING in your penis (or ladypoker, if you prefer); that is to say, you (probably) have only one opening in your penis through which both urine and semen pass.
2. If by “filth like blood the body wastes” you are referring to the blood (et al.) discharged during menstruation…. Are you seriously claiming that women have a FOURTH pelvic opening designated specifically for menstruation (their navel, maybe?); or are you claiming that for menstruation a female’s body transfers the materials to be discharged to either the urethra or the anus (supposed locations kept safe from contaminating the “secret place”) before expunging these waste materials? Seriously?
Hurm.
Adam, menstruation occurs in a (moderately) regular cycle while a woman is not pregnant. During the menstural cycle, a woman’s uterus builds up nutritious blood-filled tissues designed to embace and nurture a fertilized zygote, to ultimately develop it into a fetus, and evenutally a baby. If such a fertilized zygote is not present for this tissue to embrace by a certain biologically-predetermined time, this tissue seperates from the uteral wall and is expunged from the female body through the vaginal birth canal; this expunging process is called menstruation.
Many religionists view menstruation as a sign that the female is sufficiently mature to propogate the species with. In medical circles, menstruation is seen as a normal, natural (and some would say God-given) process that remains present with a healthy woman during her biologically reproductive years — a time that concludes with a harrowing event called menopause…. well, maybe not harrowing, but after having experienced menopause, a non-hormonally enhanced woman becomes biologically unable to bear children.
Some religionists might wonder why God doesn’t cause a woman’s entire reproductive system to fall out once they can no longer produce childeren — ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, vagina, labia, clitoris, and all (not that the last three are particularly part of the female reproductive system, but you get my point). Or they might wonder why God doesn’t simply end women’s lives once they can no longer make babies, as that is what it seems you believe the sole purpose of the creation of women is.
On another important note: it’s called the CLITORIS. Everyone spell it with me: C-L-I-T-O-R-I-S. And males do have a clitoral equivilant: the PENIS. Both become engorged with blood when their posessors are sexually aroused, and both are cornucopic nerve centers designed to transmit pleasure sensations to the brain and endorphin emitters. This is why it feels good for you when you have sex; it should also feel good for the female, if done right.
In addition, nit-picking Claire’s dangling participle as a sign of her lack of understanding the English language (which has Latin AND Greek AND Germanic roots) seems a bit …odd… when conjoined with your using “there’s no way you are 18 or from Massachusetts” (instead of “there’s no way you are either 18 or from Massachusetts”, or for more clarity, “You are neither 18 nor from Massachusetts”), “surely know not to” (instead of “surely know to not”), and/or “by our Latin tradition” (which seems to indicate being within the proximity of a conceptual “Latin tradition”).
Finally, Claire couldn’t possibly be a “scary trucker or other recluse”, as even “scary” truckers are not recluses by the very nature of their TRUCKER job; thier job requires them to travel, therefore they can’t possibly be a recluse. But if by some mystic chance Claire and her “scary trucker friends” are in fact “all sitting around a small diner”, she must either have a whole lot of friends, or it must be a reeeeealy small diner.
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“Well now it’s obvious that ‘Claire’ is short for Clarence.”
Oh really? Then what is my middle name, Marie, short for? What reasoning do you have for making the incredibly insulting assumption that I’m a trucker from Florida named Clarence?
“There’s no way you are 18 or from Massachusetts.”
Really? That’s odd, considering how I was born on September 19, 1990 at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston. Also, not everybody from Massachusetts learns Latin. The majority of us learn Spanish in middle and high school, and the ones who learn Latin are so far up their own asses it’s amazing they learn anything at all.
“Also, a woman’s secret place is designed for CREATING CHILDREN. How dare you imply otherwise.”
When did I imply otherwise? By saying that it’s rude to call the vagina a “babymaker”?
“You need to learn about science as obviously you’re a scary trucker or other recluse whose only knowledge about women comes from your equally scary trucker friends, probably all sitting around a small diner.”
I know plenty of science. I also know plenty about anatomy, which you do not. I became a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) at the age of 16, and I am currently going to school for Veterinary Technology. I took biology during my junior year at high school, and human anatomy & physiology during my senior year at high school. Last semester I took mammalian anatomy & physiology I and biology of cells. This semester I’m taking mammalian anatomy & physiology II, biology of organisms, and parasitology.
I’m also a female, which means that I know what I am talking about firsthand, which you do not.
Trust me Adam, everybody posting on this thread, except for Dan, is only proving you wrong and making you look like an utter fool. So I suggest that you either provide us with some “proof” of your ludicrous claims about female anatomy, or just shut the fuck up and stop making asinine claims about my gender, etc.
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Your a smarty Japanese person, aren’t ya?
And no I know perfectly well about the human body and I also know that Claire keeps trying to convince me of being a girl so she can win this argument by claiming natural authority. I won’t fall to those tricks.
In addition to not having the body down you also fail to realize that a man’s urine release is OF COURSE different than a woman’s urine release.
A woman’s secret place, AND IT IS CALLED A SECRET PLACE IN THE BIBLE AND GOD CREATED ALL LIFE SO STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU CAN JUST RENAME WHAT HE CALLS IT IN HIS WORD, keeps the egg chamber where babies grow.
If you went to a proper school, in one of your classes you had a chance to raise chicks in an incubator. Now unlike chickens, God ordered humans to give live birth. Like his chickens, however, babies still need a sac in which to grow. This very delicate place is found within a woman’s parts down there like I’ve been trying to explain to you knuckleheads.
Now, a man contains the seed of life and that’s why it’s immoral to masturbate. Women contaminate the holy place where the child is to grow, but for men you are murdering millions of childrens!
Each sperm of a man contains a human life, all tiny and wrapped up. This life does not get chemically activated (the ‘breath of life’) from God until it is safely tucked away in a woman’s egg, which if she is moral and of good health will be pure. Why some people can operate a computer and not know these thigns is beyond me.
Now for you Claire, let me just apologize just in case you are a girl from Massachusetts. I get so fed up with evolutionists trying to win arguments on these communities by claiming to be a womean when they are just men to be sick. If I offended you it’s my duty to apologize, even though we disagree and you have a bit more to learn about anatomy.
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“Now for you Claire, let me just apologize just in case you are a girl from Massachusetts. I get so fed up with evolutionists trying to win arguments on these communities by claiming to be a womean when they are just men to be sick. If I offended you it’s my duty to apologize, even though we disagree and you have a bit more to learn about anatomy.”
You know what, Adam? Apology not accepted. How DARE you say that I have “more to learn about anatomy”! You don’t know FUCKING SHIT about anatomy and yet here you are patronizing the rest of us who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. And yes, I AM a female from Massachusetts. Clearly you have never had sex or even SEEN a female’s external genitalia, because you would know that females have THREE HOLES: the URETHRA, the VAGINA, and the ANUS, NONE of which are connected. I tried showing you a diagram of the female reproductive system, but you refused to, because you know that you’re WRONG. I also EXPLAINED to you how the URINARY system differs from the REPRODUCTIVE system and the DIGESTIVE system.
You are a SICK, UNEDUCATED individual who probably doesn’t know the difference between the intestines and the foot.
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“Like his chickens, however, babies still need a sac in which to grow. This very delicate place is found within a woman’s parts down there like I’ve been trying to explain to you knuckleheads.”
We already knew that, you dumbass. Do I need to go through this again? Start at the vagina (aka the “secret place”) and go UPWARD. As you go UP the VAGINA, you will eventually pass through the CERVIX (the “neck of the womb”). The CERVIX leads into the UTERUS (the womb) where the baby gestates. INSIDE the UTERUS, (if the woman is pregnant) there is a temporary organ called the PLACENTA (this is what becomes menstrual blood if an egg is not fertilized). The PLACENTA is attached to the baby via the UMBILICAL CORD. It provides the baby with oxygen, nutrients, etc. The PLACENTA is also known as the AFTERBIRTH, because it is delivered after the baby is.
Now, do I have to explain the urinary and digestive systems to you again?
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Wow. I almost can’t believe I’m going to reply to this. But it’s been a long day, so here I go…
“Your a smarty Japanese person, aren’t ya?” – Nope; I’m born and bred American, with documented family stretching back to the pilgrims. Nice racial slur attempt, though.
“…I know perfectly well about the human body…” – except, clearly, for the locations and names of female oricaces and genetalia.
“…Claire keeps trying to convince me of being a girl so she can win this argument by claiming natural authority….” – I thought she was trying to win based on her superior medical knowledge. Hurm.
“…you also fail to realize that a man’s urine release is OF COURSE different than a woman’s urine release.” – different chemically? Male urine is different than female urine; more clean? Does this idea extend so far as to classify men and women as different species, instead of different genders of the same species?
“…IT IS CALLED A SECRET PLACE IN THE BIBLE…” – Where? Which version? And how so in English? Are you claiming that the bible was originally dictated from the mouth of God in English? If not, It’s not safe to claim that the bible “calls it” specifically a “secret place”, unless the term “secret place” transliterates across all the language barriers that the Bible’s past translation have sought to overcome.
“…keeps the egg chamber where babies grow.” – so now the secret place is the “egg chamber”? And you’re not referring to the ovaries, where the eggs are created and stored until ovulation, but to the uterus, whereto the eggs are eventually released? Sounds like a confusing term.
“…God ordered humans to give live birth.” – along with all other mammals, eh? And where exactly do you find the source for this “order” from God to humans?
“…a man contains the seed of life and that’s why it’s immoral to masturbate.” – So it’s immoral to masturbate beacuse man contains the seed of life? What’s the connection?
“Women contaminate the holy place where the child is to grow…” – by masturbation? The majority of female masturbation is either external, or dowsn’t pass far enough thgouh the vagina to pass the cervix into the uterus — “where the child is to grow.” How is the uterus “contaminated” but their non-uteral masturbation?
“…but for men you are murdering millions of childrens!” (sic.) – Oh. You are not referring to masturbation, but to the ejaculation resulting from masturbation. Does that mean that nocturnal emissions are also potential children’s mass murders? And what about all of the other sperm that don’t get to fertilize the egg (during fertilizing coitus); as the women’s “secret place”‘s interior tends to be chemically spermicidal, is it then the woman that’s committing these murders?
“Each sperm of a man contains a human life, all tiny and wrapped up. This life does not get chemically activated (the ‘breath of life’) from God until it is safely tucked away in a woman’s egg, which if she is moral and of good health will be pure.” – Sadly, this strongly smacks of mythological propaganda without a solid foundation, resulting in something that (re-interpreted) sounds like: “Man alone holds the key to life, which, once it’s implanted into a woman’s birthcavity, is activated when God finally fists the woman; but the seed will only be worthy of the man that spawned him, if the woman’s not an evil whore.”
While that sounds a touch extreme, it clearly argues against the medically demonstrated fact that both sperm and egg each contain one-half of the genetic material necessary to form a new human life; instead it reduces the woman’s contribution to the babymaking to that of a gestation vessel, empty and worthless until graced with a man’s contribution.
And “…which if she is moral and of good health will be pure” seems to imply that all miscarriages, birth complications, and infant abnormalities are all the woman’s fault, due to her lack of morality and/or good health. Do you really want to reduce your esteem of women to such a degree?
“Why some people can operate a computer and not know these thigns is beyond me.” (sic.) – some people have this computer-operating ability without knowing “these thigns” (sic.) is because your “these thigns” (sic.) are based on poor conjucture and false foundation attempting to override tested observational results and concrete measurements. Sadly, this approach seems to be typical of people raised on mythologies that they attempt to reconcile with the reality around them. It can be overcome, but usually those using this approach would rather remain ignorant (in the proper sense of the word).
Hurm.
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No, it’s clitoris, urethra, vagina, anus. It’s important that the urethra is as far away from the anus as possible.
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For sterility reasons… I see. Thanks!
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Oh and for the record, God mentions the secret part of both men and women. In Samuel the hand of God is forced to lay heavy on men who disobey his way and fall into idol worship. He struck them all down with emerods in their secret parts. It’s the Word of God. Their secret areas were affected with tumors and other maladies, then they fell dead.
In the Bible, ‘secret’ means it is hidden to that of man and therefore even if you think you know what’s going on, Satan has pulled a wool over his eye. The true nature of the universe and the return of Christ is a secret to man, though scientists will try to convince you they can calculate the day the universe will collapse.
Now for women, again the Bible mentions the secret part in Isaiah, I believe in the 9th chapter. The women of Zion were being haughty, dressing up in very revealing clothing, jewels and being general flussies by strutting around and trying to cause Satan to make a man’s thingie erect with sin.
This did not please the Lord and a warning come to the women, saying something to the effect that they would be struck down with a mark of shame, have discover their secret parts discovered, exposed, and humiliated if they kept it up. It’s all in there.
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I applaud you, Claire! This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my life and I actually feel dumber for having read it. Thank you for being intelligent and persistant. The world needs more people like you.
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Well Adam, if you want to revert back to kindergarten and use the term “secret place” instead of VAGINA and PENIS, then be my guest. You must get ridiculed day in and day out.
Oh, and lay off the bible quotations; I don’t believe any of that shit.
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Thank you, Dean.
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WARNING YODA PARODY QUOTE!
Happy is a path to the Dark Side. Happy leads to lust, Lust leads to Anger, Anger lead leads to Suffering.
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As a Biology major and as a male who has, ahem, examined the “secret place” and witnessed the queef as it were, I have to just comment a couple things.
First, I agree with you Dan, the female body is fearfully and wonderfully made. When you get the opportunity to witness all that is woman, I believe your mind will be blown as to the beauty and wonder that makes up not just the “secret place” but all lines, curves, folds, and parts that make up the female body. When you get that chance, take to time to get familiar with your partner and make sure that you aren’t just there to make babies. Sure, that’s part of the journey, but there is also something just as special that God has created for the two of you to share. An orgasm is a holy thing, and that pleasure is a gift from our creator. Discounting that is blasphemy. Don’t let the guilt you may feel masturbating hinder that moment. Enjoy all that she is, and give her all that you are and become one flesh; orgasming together in a utopian bliss while angels sing and hearts beat and sweat pours and mouths smile. Sex isn’t a job, it’s not just a calling to make children. It’s a very special gift to be shared between to lovers, and sometimes as the Lord wills a life will be created for that moment to live on beyond your years.
Second, queefs don’t smell like farts. As long as your partner has showered recently… I suppose if there is a lack of cleanliness going on there could be something “fishy” going on, but I mean… Queef Happens. It’s pretty cool if you think about it. If women could fart out their vaginas and out their anuses that would just be unfair to men. I mean how could we see it coming? They could fart on us from the front or back. There would be no safe ground; we could get gassed from the front or back. Fortunately, queefs only happen during sexual activity (as comically not portrayed in the South Park Episode) and they don’t smell. So if you get queefed on gentlemen, take it as a complement… you just might be doing something right, and maybe God will bless you will a joining and possibly new life.
So Dan, chill out man. If you drink beer, have one… if not, have a soda or orange juice on me. South Park isn’t going to change… and Comedy Central isn’t going to take that show or any other show off that ya’ll don’t approve of. Cancel cable, turn off the TV, go outside and enjoy God’s creation (with your beverage of choice).
Much love.
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Wanna trade pics?
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eeehm, us women go number 1. and have babies from the same place????? no we don`t. I think I know this better than you…. babies comes from the V A G I N A and we go nr.1 from a totaly different hole. also about the queefing, its a “fart” from the “secret place”…. and btw, its called a clitoris!
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