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Christian TV Review: South Park Episode Fatbeard Online
(Season 13 Episode 7)
What do you call a child’s cartoon that mixes gun violence, black people, a bit of racial profiling and cussing? You call it South Park episode Fatbeard, by the racist Jews of doom Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Several weeks ago a US cargo ship that was taking food to the eternally poor Africans was hijacked by pirates. They managed to capture the ship’s captain and have a 5-day stand-off with the US Navy. After they failed to give-in to US demands to stand down, America was forced to send snipers to sadly put the African pirates to rest and judgment.
The story was truly sad and such political events are hardly the interest of a child, who should be more concerned with playing with green soldiers or reading their children’s Bible. Still, that did not keep Parker and Stone’s filthy little hands from recreating the plot, all for our kids.
The episode started off with the anti-Semitic Eric Cartman, a 4th grader who attempted to genocide the Jews and red-heads, looking for pirate adventure in Somalia.
So much racism is contained within the first five minutes of this cartoon, that I started having dry heaves and teared up a little bit. It’s amazing how people who follow improper religions have no regard for other cultures that are suffering. There is nothing funny about the starvation and pirating in Somalia, yet this episode made light of it.
As expected, Cartman’s plot to be a pirate in Somalia came to fruition. The cartoon showed Africans as stupid savages, not even capable of pirating properly and all living in ghetto styled black American shanties.
To rub their racism in they actually showed the Africans living in a run-down city ghettos like poor African-American blacks, instead of the culturally correct huts as you’ve likely seen in documentary or on safari.
Industrialized cities don’t exist in Africa and the cultural insensitivity only mounted when the Africans were shown as hostile, instantly kidnapping ‘the white Americans’ who came into their land. This was meant to make your child think that every black on Earth is violent and will kidnap them for money.
The show proceeded in typical fashion, with bad language only being out-dirtied by sexual innuendos and themes of fornication. By episode’s end, the ‘master white man’ — played by Eric Cartman — brought success to the ‘lazy black man’ and was essentially their king in a day, due to teaching them to be his pirate slaves.
These anti-Christian themes troubled my heart. True people of morality are not racist and would not teach their kids such things. It was a relief when at episode’s end, the US Navy showed up and put all these poor little Africans out of their misery. What a sick episode.
Parents, South Park finds every way to teach your kids to be bad. This show is known by kids as young a five or six. Ask your young child, ‘Honey, can you act like Eric Cartman for mommy?’ and don’t be surprised when they smack your face, call you a devilwhore and then kill a black man, hiding the evidence by putting its meat into some chili.
It sounds unreasonably sick, yet this is what this Parker and Stone are teaching children to do on this ‘cartoon’. I will be writing to Comedy Central to see why the continue to let these two drug-induced ‘writers’ create this horrific show. Warning: The following video is highly immoral so please pray and make sure your kids are out of the room before reviewing.
Moral Rating:
S (Sinister) for
racism, blaxploitation, discrimination, political exploitation, cultural insensitivity, murder, gun violence, kidnapping, cussing, hate crimes
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9:00 am
I dunno why you hate the people on this show so much: they’re so much like you!
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9:17 am
They also insulted Susan Boyle.
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9:21 am
FOR THE LAST TIME: SOUTH PARK IS NOT A CHILDREN’S CARTOON!!!!!!
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9:23 am
“that I started having dry heaves and teared up a little bit.”
Wow…that’s pretty pathetic, but I’m going to assume you’re full of shit.
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1:09 pm
Imagine my surprise when a racist confessed this episode did not make her sick.
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1:28 pm
Well granted I didn’t puke from a cartoon but I surely was upset. I really dislike the racist themes in this episode.
Also, we SHOULD close the border with Mexico. I thought everyone agreed on that decades ago. Now that they have over 1,000 people with swine flu down there, and at least 11 Americans have it (two who just returned from Mexico), I think it’s a matter of security that we keep any additional germ spreaders out.
It has nothing to do with racism. It has everything to do with looking out for our national interests.
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10:47 pm
I want Dan to pump his hot man juice all over my face while Abe and Chuck Reagan DP my tight asshole. I want to lick Dan’s rod clean, then get ready to receive Abe’s warm load up my sweet anus. I want to feel Chuck’s balls slapping against my ass right before he pulls out and moans in ecstasy as his rod delivers a thick glob of man-goo into my waiting mouth.
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11:21 pm
Amish boy Dan, is it safe?
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1:46 am
this episode was awesome. cartman did a poorly excuted version of my own plan for when the world runs out of oil. cartman messed up though, location is everything. my plan calls for an island in the carribian or indonesia. somoila was just a bad plan but props to cartman, he works well under pressure and was able thrive. AWESOME FUCKING EPISODE.
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2:21 am
read the disclaimer, it says it should not be viewed by anyone
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5:13 am
Dan,
Trey Parker is still not a Jew. Jesus was a Jew. Barbera Streisand is a Jew. Peter the apostle was a Jew. Moses, huge Jew. Rod Carew became a Jew. Hell, Matt Stone is a Jew. Trey Parker…. still not a Jew.
Also, isn’t it more important that South Park’s creators are Satanists than it is that they might be Jews? or are you arguing that “Satanist” and “Jew” are synonymous?
If that’s the case, your assertion has some interesting logical consequences. That makes Jesus, a Jew, a Satanist. It makes you, Dan, the follower of a Satanist, which pretty much makes you a Satanist. If you hate all Satanists, then it follows that you hate yourself. You hate yourself, Dan, and you indirectly worship Satan. You need to come to terms with this and move on. Or, you aren’t real/serious. I feel the latter option is more likely, but I have seen crazier stuff, like that time I watched a turtle hump this dude’s leg… great stuff. I found it on epicfail.com.
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5:20 am
So because it’s a cartoon it’s supposed to be a kid’s show? It’s rated M. Or R, depending on the episode. Get a clue for crying out loud.
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9:17 am
“So now in addition to wanting blacks to move back to Africa and have ‘their own culture’, since apparently American culture is too good for them, you also now hate the Mexicans because they speak Spanish.”
Wow dude, you’re pathetic.
1) Show me where I said that blacks should move back to Africa
2) Show me where I implied that I hate Mexicans because they speak Spanish
Since you’re obviously too dense to understand my point, I’ll say it again:
Everybody knows that Mexicans speak Spanish, not English. Yet you, for some reason, felt the need to emphasize the fact that they don’t speak English. Usually, when someone uses the phrase “non-English speakers” together with the phrase “germ-spreaders”, they’re doing so with malicious intent, as if not speaking English is a bad thing. Therefore, it is YOU who is racist.
And I am very for Spanish being taught in schools, as well as French, Italian, Latin, etc. I personally struggled learning Spanish, but I wish that I was better at it so that I could communicate with Hispanics who do not understand English. Why do you make so many assumptions? My pointing out the fact that you used “non-English speakers” in the same sentence as “germ spreaders” gives you no basis for assuming that I hate Mexicans because they speak Spanish, in fact, quite the opposite.
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2:45 am
I think it’s people like you that Jesus teaches us not to be. Your closemindedness and pathetic bashing gives ME the dry heaves.
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11:35 pm
TROLL WEBSITE MUST I KEEP SAYING IT
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11:08 pm
This episode and show is absolutely hilarious! Christianity and comedy just don’t mix.
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7:14 pm
You Bible-bashers are total fucking losers.
Get a fucking life! Your pathetic discussions astound me.
South Park is funny. It mocks people’s attitude to issues such as piracy, not the pirates themselves. If you weren’t so dense, you would see that.
Clearly this Dan Nordgren is a complete twat. Apart from anything, to say Africa does not have industrialized cities and everyone lives in huts is totally ridiculous, ignorant and racist. Of course Afric has industrialized cities! What a utterly stupid thing to say.
Five-years olds do not watch South Park. And if they do, it is because their parents dont discipline them. But watching it would certainly teach them more about the world than reading their fucking children’s Bible. For fucks sake!
Get a fucking life.
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7:26 pm
I understand some of your points, but you are a truly hypocritical christian Adam. Your a self righteous jerk.
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6:45 pm
Adam Nelson is a fucking idiot
This website is a joke.
For all you who come here for the comedy value, check out the other south park reviews. The one on ‘The Ring’ is absolutely hilarious.
As are the comments below it.
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9:29 pm
Ok i get it now.
Its a fake site.
I guess thats what ‘TROLL website’ means
I didnt understand before
I’m very very very sad its not a real site
I thought it was the most hilarious thing ever
But its not funny if its not real people
I’m devastated
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4:19 am
Just have to add they do have cities in Somalia and from what images i can see look quite like the ones depicted in this episode of south park. NOT HUTS…I really think that is a racist comment to say that all Africans live in huts. Look at the capital Boosaasa if you dont believe me. And also Somalians pirates have been ransoming hostages and boats for cash. So that is pretty poor “pirating” compared to what cartman knows as pirating… I dont know what is wrong with you.
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12:19 am
SOUTH PARK IS NOT A KID’S SHOW YOU HOPELESS PIGSHITS!!
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1:23 pm
“Imagine my surprise when a racist confessed this episode did not make her sick.”
This coming from the man who said:
“When will learn and CLOSE THE BORDER DOWN to these non-English speaking germ spreaders.”
Adam, I’m pretty sure that everyone on here with a brain can see that it is YOU who are the racist.
Oh, and by the way, nowhere did I say that this episode did not make me sick. All I said was that Dan was either lying about his reaction, or he’s a giant wuss. “Dry heaves”? Over a cartoon on Comedy Central? Give me a break.
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3:32 pm
You hypocrite, you are NOT one to talk about racism. Although we all agree that Swine Flu is a public health emergency, you for some reason felt the need to emphasize the fact that they don’t speak English. Yes, most Mexicans do not speak English, and we know that, but your need to point that fact out indicates that you were perhaps trying to point something out. What were you trying to point out, Adam?
And please, I’m still waiting for an answer on why you think I am a racist. If you can’t PROVIDE a reason, then clearly you HAVE no reason.
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10:04 pm
You are a racist because you think black people should stick to ‘their own culture’. Mexicans speak Spanish because their national language is Spanish. That’s not the same as English, racist.
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10:37 pm
“You are a racist because you think black people should stick to ‘their own culture’.”
Please provide evidence of where I said that black people should “stick to their own culture”. I said that they should HAVE THE RIGHT to name their children what they want, IF DOING SO BRINGS THEM SOME COMFORT. WHY can’t you get that through your thick skull???
“Mexicans speak Spanish because their national language is Spanish. That’s not the same as English, racist.”
You are totally twisting what I said, Adam. Your original quote was:
“When will learn and CLOSE THE BORDER DOWN to these non-English speaking germ spreaders.”
To which I replied:
“Although we all agree that Swine Flu is a public health emergency, you for some reason felt the need to emphasize the fact that they don’t speak English. Yes, most Mexicans do not speak English, and we know that, but your need to point that fact out indicates that you were perhaps trying to point something out. What were you trying to point out, Adam?”
In other words, WE ARE ALL AWARE THAT MEXICANS SPEAK SPANISH, NOT ENGLISH, AS A NATIVE TONGUE, so why did you feel the need to emphasize that fact? Usually, when somebody emphasizes a well-known fact such as that one, it’s because they believe that the fact is either bad, or that the fact has contributed to the problem. THEREFORE, it seemed as though you were trying to use the fact that Mexicans speak Spanish, not English, as a weapon against them, as if speaking Spanish is a bad thing. Now, if you can’t understand that, then you truly are an idiot.
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11:59 pm
I turned the other cheek and all I ask is for you to stop trying to make them think you’re me. Please stop, it’s getting old and I obviously had my name first. Thank you.
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12:02 am
Your clone is cool.
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12:08 am
“so why did you feel the need to emphasize that fact?”
You have to be kidding me. You’re now trying to get offended because I told the truth. Heaven forbid that someone states the facts. I know racists love to live in imaginary land, but here in reality we deal in facts. That’s how progress is made and we are able to enjoy or egalitarian schema in society.
So now in addition to wanting blacks to move back to Africa and have ‘their own culture’, since apparently American culture is too good for them, you also now hate the Mexicans because they speak Spanish. It pains you to see someone say ‘Mexicans speak Spanish’. You’re one of those types who are against Spanish being taught in schools. Racist.
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6:49 pm
MEXICANS DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH
THEY SPEAK MEXICAN
OTHERWISE THEY WOULD BE CALLED SPANICANS
ONCE MORE ATHEISTS CANNOT SEE THE TRUTH IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES
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11:12 pm
Perhaps you can also expand your knowledge of when to use “you’re” instead of “your”, my friend.
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7:46 am
well, arguing a persons grammatical mistakes isn’t one of the best contra’s…
i’m not from USA or UK, so i excuse myself in advance…
I’m not sorry to say, but you’ll probably be sorry to hear, that the comments on your article simply make sense.
South-park is not for intended children. If they watch it, they’ll get something totally different and opposite out of it then what is intended, imo (well, that was a prejudice, sorry, kids actually are very smart and absorb various subtleties of everything). I mean, it is obviously hard for many many adults to see the satirical content of the show, which bytheway alomost always ends with a morality check.
and yet you think kids should be playing with green soldiers. why exactly? conditioning from day one, right?
read the bible? I say okay, read the bible. but the bible is in a way similar to southpark. the answers are not given into your hands. i mean, headS:)
therefore, if you read the bible, it should be within the concept of reading A LOT of DIFFERENT, even opposing stuff to make up your truth…ok? god(or whatever you call it) is one in all.
so please don’t stain the bliss of the moment with your bible bureaucracy.
“It’s amazing how people who follow improper religions have no regard for other cultures that are suffering.”
would you care to explain? i know the first commandment of your religion, and personaly with conjunction with the second one, i think of it as $#%&& Improper. Useless for people, useful for the shepherds:) . political bull.
no person to person grace…
i believe your religio-fascist-brainfog-scaredofitself shuddering should be called as improper.
Oh, by the way, just so i won’t forget, i recommend you to watch Red Hot Catholic Love episode of Southpark. It’s lovely. But then again, your everlasting ego might be affraid of being put on hold for a fraction of a second.
A wise friend of mine once said that fear sits on a treasure, trying to scare you of.
I love the southpark because it holds a mirror for the society. just as do other artists. and scientist possibly. And that’s what the Cristian church (some sects more than the other) has always been trying to suppress. I hope you might feel that someday…inside your own body-mind. Which is as holy as anything else. feel the moment.
And for desert; what do you think all the ever poor Africans think of people like you, me, anybody in the western world? in a way similary same the native indian chiefs thought of their conquerors…they hate us in their minds and their hearts thinking “howw? how could you do this to us? how can you continue supporting the system that is eradicating us? denying our basic needs for water and shelter, food? for the gain of oil and other goods that come from the LAND?”
believe me, it’s from first hand. But they put it behind. it’s not their primary objective to HATE. but to love, and make the most of it. But it’s fucking HARD. so don’t you fuking preach about morality, cause you’re as guilty as i am and the next guy, who’s having a relatively leisurely
life. It’s just that you don’t see that. cause you can’t see the world/humanity/nauture as one. You just see yourself. remember that.
and as long as people won’t see this, there will be shit happening.
take care,
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