Watch South Park Episode Fishsticks Online Now, Christian TV Revew (13×05)
Christian TV Review: South Park Fishsticks Episode
Season 13, Episode 5
South Park continued to corrupt our children with yet another immoral cartoon episode last weekend, entitled Fishsticks. This episode was littered with a bunch of cussing and also promoted the homogay agenda.
The episode started off by making fun of a physically disabled boy named Jimmy, all at the hands of an abusive boy named Eric Cartman. Several weeks ago, you may remember that Barack Hussein Obama made fun of kids in the Special Olympics as well. Intolerance against people, especially for being something that they cannot help, is not Christian or Godly.
It’s good to see that the Cartman boy on South Park (Eric Cartman) and Obama both hate some of God’s people for being crippled, yet idolize Adolf Hitler. Their personalities are one in the same and it’s a very accurate portrayal.
So as Cartman was exploiting Jimmy in ways that would make Obama proud, the two came up with a Joke. It was called the “Fishstick” joke.
The joke went something like: “Hey, do you like Fishsticks?” Why, yes, yes I do “Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?” Um, yes, I guess so. “Well that makes you a gay fish!”
Now there is nothing funny about this joke, as the punishment for being gay or promoting it in any way is eternal damnation in hell. Gays will burn forever for their lifestyle choice because being gay is not normal. Teaching innocent elementary school aged children that it’s ok and comfortable to joke about being gay, especially around the handicapped, is just disgusting.
The episode continued in very immoral fashion. There was cussing, violence, blood and gore, beastiality, a transgender gay. Even the man who lied and said President George W. Bush “hates white people” (Kanyay West) was given free publicity in this episode, then had immoral relations with a fish.
Parents, let’s continue to sign the petition to get South Park taken off the air. I bet this show has caused at least a 5% increase in violence and depression in children. This filth is disgusting and is not an appropriate cartoon. Warning: The following episode contains inappropriate content. Please have your children leave the room before reviewing.
Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for:
promotes homogay agenda, bloody violence, intolerance of physically disabled, publicity for Kanyay West (committed treason against George Bush during time of war), cussing, hate crimes, inappropriate innuendo for school children, gay beastiality, transgenderism
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- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
3:39 pm
YOU LIARS CANNOT WIN AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE OVERLORD.
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4:19 pm
YOU LIARS CANNOT WIN AGAINST THE MIGHT OF OYASHIRO-SAMA!
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5:16 pm
THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT SMOKED CHEESE~ <:3
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10:34 am
Is this site supposed to be making a parody out of christian morality? If so, spot on! Hell, even if you à re being serious I sincerely hope you graduate from film school and go on to create your own television show criticising movies and other shows or whatever, it would be hilarious! Keep up the good work, man!;)
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11:31 pm
I might have to agree with Ignatius on this site being a parody of Christian morality because I haven’t been able to stop laughing at the content here since I stumbled on your oh so poignant piece on South Park’s queef episode two weeks ago.
I find it hilarious that you’re a film student yet you don’t even have the basic ability or know-how to even begin to understand the show and its characters.
For one you start off by stating that this episode in particular begins with Cartman making fun of Jimmy (the crippled character). But this didn’t happen. The scene starts with Cartman walking into Jimmy’s house and asking him if he wants to hang out. There are plenty of other episodes that come to mind where Jimmy and Timmy’s handicapped states have been the butt of a joke(s) but this one really didn’t feature anything like that.
Secondly, the fact that you would even consider to compare Barack Obama with Cartman is completely ridiculous. Just because Eric Cartman idolizes Hitler and happens to make fun of the physically and mentally handicapped does NOT mean you can associate him on the same level as Obama just because he said one thing in regards to his bowling score.
You were correct by stating that Eric Cartman is a completely evil little boy. I couldn’t agree more with you. In fact, I think Eric Cartman is the most evil character ever created for a T.V. show. BUT…you have failed to realize the fact that Eric Cartman is hated by almost everyone in the town of South Park and his best friends, if you could call them that, don’t even really like him because they know how horrible of a person he is.
I also find a problem with the fact that you seem to be under the notion that the episode promoted what you call “homogay” tendencies (whatever that means) and gave free publicity to Kanye West. And yes Kanyay is actually spelled Kanye, but I don’t think you’re very familiar with pop-culture. Anyways, the gayfish joke is, as the episode makes painfully obvious, a play on words. But you, like Kanye as depicted in the show, are too dense and caught up in yourselves to realize it. Seeing that you probably weren’t paying attention, the joke actually asks the person if they like Fishdicks. It’s funny because if it’s said fast it sounds like Fishsticks. So, when you ask someone if they like Fishdicks and they say yes, and then you ask them if they like putting them in their mouth, and they say yes, then technically they are a gay fish because as you are probably well aware, a male who enjoys putting a dick in their mouth is usually gay or, maybe, just a little bi-curious? Anways, the show totally ripped on Kanye West. If anything it put him in a bad light and is not something he would probably call “good publicity”.
While I appreciate your Christian take on South Park, perhaps it would be better taken if you actually knew what you were talking about. Moreover, as a film student you should be able to see beyond the surface of the literature that you are viewing. Until then, your opinion means absolutely nothing, not even to Christians.
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12:40 pm
Intolerance against people, especially for being something that they cannot help, is not Christian or Godly…… Gays will burn forever for their lifestyle choice because being gay is not normal.
I realize that you do not think that gay is a choice but even so, this amount of intolerance is surely not Christian or Godly, according to even yourself.
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12:26 pm
People like you who write this shit make me sick. Get a life! Everyone in this worl thinks South Park is hilarious, but you are just a closet homo. Get real man
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2:54 pm
I found this article simply hilarious. This is the kind of entertainment America needs! I especially loved the line “Teaching innocent elementary school aged children that it’s ok and comfortable to joke about being gay, especially around the handicapped”. Hahaha! I guess the handicapped are more prone to “going gay”.
Keep writing, man. This is just great!
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10:16 pm
I hope you realize that judging people is a sin in iteself. By trying to defend a group of persons or a single person by saying that a particular show or anyone is making fun of them, and then turning around and saying negative things about them is still demoralizing them, therefore your contradicting yourself. It’s not promoting any sort of “Homogay agenda”. Something like that does not even exist. Just because they cant procreate means they are sinners and deserve to live in hell? If your mighty “God” made any more sense than you did, he would realize that people have a choice to live their life the way they want, free, no strings attached, if I’m not mistaken doesn’t God allow us the choice of what to do in life? Then why is he condemning people who make a choice to be with the same gender. He allowed the choice to be there, he left it open for discussion among his “children”. Nobody, not even God has the right to condemn someone for making a choice when the decision to make choices was allowed.
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11:39 pm
Beware of the Deep Ones.
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1:30 pm
(Kanyay West) was given free publicity in this episode, then had immoral relations with a fish.
This is by far the funniest site ever. I’m telling everyone I know about this so they can all laugh and make fun with me!
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3:11 pm
well said kyle! i personally find it quite funny the degree of ‘compassion’ that the writer of this article shows for the disabled…but as for gay’s, they shall burn eternally for their aweful ‘choices’. right. and one question…isn’t the term homogay a little redundent? almost like a double negative? so maybe what this guy or whomever invented the term was truly letting his subconscious pour out into reality…
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10:46 pm
Are you KIDDING ME?!?!
Please Google ‘homosexual agenda’ and then ‘homogay agenda’ and you’ll see it is VERY real.
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