Christian TV Review: South Park Episode Pinewood Derby Online
(Season 12 Episode 6)
The two Jews of the Apocalypse were at it again this week, introducing all sorts of unkosher scientific filth to your children on South Park episode Pinewood Derby.
Parker and Stone’s weekly agenda was to loosen your kids up with subversion, making it look like this episode was common family and Christian values centered. When in reality these two little drug-induced “writers” were doing the unimaginable and preparing your kids to learn how to murder and then laugh at genocide!
My blood boiled with rage and I spat in disgust once I saw where this episode was going. It started off well enough, with father Randy Marsh and his son Stanley constructing a car for the local Pinewood Derby.
This rarely seen traditional nuclear family moment was enhanced when the mom, Sharon, came down the stairs in typical woman fashion and nagged the ‘boys’ for staying up too late. Randy softly rebuked his wife and put her into place, but at that moment also started the show’s common descent into the devil’s sinhole.
Randy used God’s name in vain when condemning his wife’s backtalk.
We could focus on how cussing is so wrong to put in a child’s cartoon, but this episode was so rife with sin that even a Vegas hooker’s 3 a.m. pantiedraws would look pure and holy in comparison.
It was eventually revealed that in order to ensure victory in the race, Randy resorted to stealing. He sneaked to Sweden and visited the demonic CERN Hadron Collider, which is just about the scariest thing on Earth.
For those who don’t know, as you read this review scientists in Sweden are trying to break God’s speed limit. The scientists behind this project are all madmen, crashing particles in their supercollider, all in efforts to create Earth destroying black holes, travel faster than light and finding the “God Particle”. They also like urban black rap music, which shows you Satan has already entered their minds.
At this point the rest of the sin-marinated episode was indeed dripping with the juices of immorality, with things like effeminate space aliens, teaching a child how to murder a person by stabbing him in the neck and showing kids that nuclear war is a fun thing by nuking everyone in Finland for telling the truth.
Yes, they taught children that if you tell the truth, you may get killed. Sounds like the type of threat a homogay supporting writer would make to a scared, unsuspecting child, but we won’t get into that today.
The main focus is, again, this show trying to make our kids think the Large Hardon Collider is a good thing. There is nothing moral or safe about creating anti-matter. There is nothing nice about trying to bend God’s time and spaec! I am so furious right now my hands tremble as I type.
Man just may very well bring Armageddon to Earth through this machine. It rips space-time, is looking for anti-matter and eventually you can bet 666 will pop up on its instrument display because it has created the Anti-Christ.
My friends, Parker and Stone have no morals and this episode proves again why we must demand they censor their show or get boycotted. They market this dangerous gambling propaganda to our elementary school aged children, raping their pure and innocent minds with all sorts of uncouth ideas.
Warning: The following video is highly immoral so please pray and make sure your kids are out of the room before reviewing.
S (Sinister) for
cussing, Lord’s name in vain, gang violence, aliens (don’t exist), genocide, paint guns as bad, stealing, murder, graphic violence, lies, promotes demonic Hadron collider, evolution propaganda, homogay agenda