We Must Quarantine Mexicans To Save Humanity
Dear friends, there are dozens of Mexicans sneaking into your city right now and each one of them may be carrying the dirty swine flu! For the sake of humanity, drastic measures must be taken. We must come up with a final solution to the Mexican problem, for our children and future generations.
I am completely mortified by dirty Mexican germ people, but I’m not racist. I just want what’s best for all humanity and so should you.
The World Health Organization just released a new statement. A global swine flu pandemic is imminent. Much like the Bubonic plague ravaged an atheist Europe years ago, with parents watching their young children die by bleeding from their eyes and vomiting out their lungs, the Mexican H1N1 virus is a respiratory infection that will kill your children dead!
The virus will attack anyone and has already spread through 4 continents worldwide, leaving a in its wake a swath of death and destruction!
Even if you take precaution and wear a mask, you never know if the glossy-eyed Mexican selling roses on the corner or cutting your grass may run up and bite you for no reason!
Man bitten by Mexican in Mexico City now has swine flu.
Once a Mexican bites you, or coughs on you, you are infected. You will feel your body turning cold and with chills as all your humanity leaves you, then you’ll burn with rage and bloodlust as the Mexican germ spirits take you over.
The disorientation will lead you to cough on others, even the ones you love, spreading this new plague to all humanity and turning us into foul-smelling creatures beyond recognition.
Good friends, my heart is gripped with fear and I do not want to wake up tomorrow, to see everyone with red eyes, coughing and staggering through the streets. We must take action today!
Much like our American forefathers did with all the disease carrying Indians who sneaked around our country many moons ago, we must place these poor savage Mexicans into quarantine reservations.
The United Nations must immediately begin to build huge walled structures in Palestine and Siberia. Studies show that within these arid regions, the H1N1 virus will have a 64% less chance of thriving and spreading between people.
Mexicans who don’t have cars can walk to reservation pickup points, where we will airdrop them into their reservations to heal and recuperate.
This will save the lives of our infected Mexican friends as their virus starves and keep the other ones weak Hispanogenes from falling to the flu too.
This solution must be quickly enacted and it is up to you to petition your leaders. Just imagine the guilt in your heart if your precious child catches a case of Mexican.
As they writhe in agony and bleed from their eyes, crying out “Mommy, save me” from their coughed up lungs, you will only be able to watch behind glass as men in white suits take them off forever in quarantine.
No parent should have to suffer such a fate and this is why we must remember the needs of the many outweigh the few. Mexicans will be happy to move onto reservations, just like the Indians of years ago.
If you see a Mexican looking person lurking about tomorrow, perhaps working produce at the grocery or at your job, ask them if they have the swine flu.
If you see their temper flare up and they get overcome with anger, it’s just like with rabies; they are mad and infected. Quickly run away, grab a mask and then call Immigration Services. You’re probably dealing with someone who is illegal or harboring an infected illegal!
Dear readers, left unchecked this virus will infect us all with a little bit of Mexican coding, the result of which we have seen all around us. People will get sick. People will die. The virus will keep spreading until we all lose touch with our humanity and fall to a dirty pig virus.
No weapons cache of guns and bats can save you from the wrath of a virus. Only careful planning, praying and quarantine; the tools of science, can save us now. Let our health officials act before it’s too late, all before humanity is once again ravaged by a plague. All before children of a new generation have reason to sing a new version of Ring Around the Rosies.
Ashes, Ashes, we will all fall down.
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Author: Amber
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5:27 am
so, you talkin about doing the same thing that the germans di to the jews, to the mexicans?
once a mexican bites you? Bitch, you out your grandpafucking mind.
mexicans are humans, not zombies
shit happens, it’s that natural order of things. i’ll tell you what, God proboly is looking down, thinkin, man, are there a lot of ingorant, spitful, stupid mutherfuckers down there. let’s clean house a little bit, there hasen’t been a good virus for a while , let’s sic one of them on these bitches.
and what’s the matter amber, you afraid of becoming mexican? shit, i say bring it on, ese. mexicans are mexicool
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7:47 am
This sh!t is funny. I’m pretty sure the bi.tch is not serious. Talk about 28 days later. Fu.Ck you wayward. mexicant
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8:22 am
What the hell is this shee-at?
“No parent should have to suffer such a fate and this is why we must remember the needs of the many outweigh the few. Mexicans will be happy to move onto reservations, just like the Indians of years ago.”
And you say you’re not racist? Have you actually ever spoken with a Native American/American Indian to see how they liked being forced onto reservations? What about the Trail of Tears (Cherokee)?
You are a vile, evil woman.
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10:41 am
De veras que da risa ver todas las pendejadas que estan escribiendo, pero comprendo que es para confundir a los ignorantes, ni hablar. BALA BORREGO!!! BEEEE BEEEEEE BEEEEEEEE.
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1:34 pm
My adopted sister is Mexican, so if that makes me Mexican. Then.
Me llamo El Fuerte! VIVA MEXICO!
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5:19 pm
you sick bastards
A global swine flu pandemic is imminent. Much like the Bubonic plague ravaged an atheist Europe years ago
its really quitehilarious if i think about it because your so fucking thick, not even a trace of stupidity can escape you head. thats the point when europe was amongst its most supersticious times, therefore resorting to religion as a means for their answers unforntunately thats is a medieval practice that still carrys on today
you are that paranoid old bitch off the new film “the mist” the only difference is she gets fucking shot we can only hope that happens to you
Much like our American forefathers did with all the disease carrying Indians who sneaked around our country many moons ago
first of all, your so called American forefathers are the ones who were carrying diseases, who then infected the indians, its funny how very little diseases developed in their country isnt it? your forefarthers must have just been scruffy bastards
and second its was their country, not yours
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5:52 pm
okie um i have no clue wat ur talking about…because ummm anyone can get it thru the air…and u make it sound like mexicans r horrible…and their not…u make it sound like they go crazy if they get it…and they dont…they feel bad and lay down because they have the flu…its not like they go crazy off of i am legand or something
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5:54 pm
Amber,
you are one of the most racist people in the world. You claim to not be a racist, but look at how you write about mexicans! I’m not one of those immature people who insult others, but you really do deserve all the insults there are in the alphabet! The swine flu is a cause of dirty pigs, but not of the mexicans. The sickness is infecting a lot of people, and yes, death is occuring, but you shouldn’t blame human beings because of their race! What if the sickness came from the caucasians or the africans or from any other race? Would you like it if someone said,”oh, stay away from that dirty white girl because shes contaminated!”. No wonder the sickness is taking over; people as empty minded and cold hearted as you should be the ones that die from it, not innocent people who got sick without knowing! God is getting upset with how many idiots like you are in the world, and he’s taking action; so beware if its you with the swine flu! You’re not gonna be so happy when it gets to you, huh? I’m one of the most nicest, anti-racist persons there are who wishes for love and peace to rule the world, and people as fucking stupid and unhuman as you sicken me! You refer to mexicans as zombies or animals, what the fuck is wrong with you?! We all are humans with feelings and lives regardless of race, origin or color, so go to hell, bitch! I hope you realize how much of an idiot you are!
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3:55 pm
You really are just that stupid aren’t you? Aren’t you? You seriously think that quarantining a RACE OF PEOPLE, is really going to do any thing good. Not only that but you have your history wrong. At the very least be stupid and right about history:
“Good friends, my heart is gripped with fear and I do not want to wake up tomorrow, to see everyone with red eyes, coughing and staggering through the streets. We must take action today!”
Not anything historical but still. Lay off the zombie movies lady. They’ve warped your mind.
“Once a Mexican bites you, or coughs on you, you are infected. You will feel your body turning cold and with chills as all your humanity leaves you, then you’ll burn with rage and bloodlust as the Mexican germ spirits take you over.”
Mexican germ spirits? Mexican germ spirits? Mexican germ spirits? Mexican germ spirits? Still sounds stupid no matter how many times you say it. Once again nothing historical but this really makes you feel stupid. “Once a Mexican bites you?” What Mexican is really going to bite you? And its not just Mexican’s that have the flu now sweetie. It’s whites, blacks, asians, latios, just about anyone. Mexican’s aren’t the only ones carrying it sweetie.
“Even if you take precaution and wear a mask, you never know if the glossy-eyed Mexican selling roses on the corner or cutting your grass may run up and bite you for no reason!”
Nothing historical again ((for now I’m just pointing out how stupid you are)). But really, one is going to come up and BITE YOU FOR NO REASON? Seriously? All the Mexican’s I know don’t run up and bite people, not to mention they are pretty clean people. And they don’t cut grass or sell flowers on the corner but have well paying jobs.
“Much like our American forefathers did with all the disease carrying Indians who sneaked around our country many moons ago, we must place these poor savage Mexicans into quarantine reservations.”
Now your historically wrong. The Native Americans (( not Indian’s stupid, thats politically incorrect and a completely different race of people )) weren’t the ones carrying the diseases and they weren’t sneaking around. They were here first and the European’s gave them the diseases such as the cold and the flu. Not to mention the fact that THEY LIVED HERE FIRST. How in the world can they be sneaking around? Really. Please someone explain that to me because I want to know. And Mexican’s aren’t savages. They are civilized just like you are, just a lot less racist.
“The United Nations must immediately begin to build huge walled structures in Palestine and Siberia. Studies show that within these arid regions, the H1N1 virus will have a 64% less chance of thriving and spreading between people.
Mexicans who don’t have cars can walk to reservation pickup points, where we will airdrop them into their reservations to heal and recuperate.”
This is back to you sounding stupid. Yeah…I’m not saying much here. Ok wait, I lied. AIRDROP THEM INTO RESERVATIONS? Did you think while you were tying this? Please say no because you couldn’t have been. It’s not possible to be this dumb. It’s just not.
“If you see a Mexican looking person lurking about tomorrow, perhaps working produce at the grocery or at your job, ask them if they have the swine flu.
If you see their temper flare up and they get overcome with anger, it’s just like with rabies; they are mad and infected. Quickly run away, grab a mask and then call Immigration Services. You’re probably dealing with someone who is illegal or harboring an infected illegal!”
Since when does a person lurk in a produce store? Or is that just in your head? Or where ever it is you may live….Anyway if you were to go up and ask anyone if they were infected with anything they would probably get angry with you, not just a Mexican.
“Mexicans will be happy to move onto reservations, just like the Indians of years ago.”
The Native Americans were NOT happy to move into the reservations. That’s why it was called the “Trail of Tears” not “The Trail of Happiness and Sunshine.” get your facts right.
I’m done. To tired to comment anymore.
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5:37 am
I will write then waht happends if a bicth like the one who wrote this bytes you. Sure you will be and ignorant doggy pussy girl. And it will call the Ignorant bitch flu. And as she barks a lot when writes this things, sure her mom was a dog and his father a drunk man.
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8:11 am
She’s gotta be kidding. This article has been made in the most satiristic way, I find it insulting yes, but rather funny because is so stupid; however I am mostly worried she might not be kidding and there is actually somebody thinking like that, walking on this planet. She is either crazy and racist or likes to mess around with ppl reactions and carefully crafts articles to sound as racist and retarded as possible, either way, an epic fail/
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8:19 am
lol, you know the best of it is. The source of the swine flu outbreak was at an American owned pig farm in Mexico.
Now, as far as I’m concerned, the owners should be responsible for the higene of the farm.
Not that I blame anyone, because I don’t (these things, unfortunately happen), but should anyone be norrowminded enough to blame anyone, you should place a lot of responsibilty on the shoulders of the farm owners.
Other than that, typical ignorant and raceist post from Amber.
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4:02 pm
You are such a stupid dumb bitch!!!
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10:29 am
Maxicans are retarted…but this is rascist too
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7:13 pm
This made me laugh.
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7:56 am
Please Amber, you’d be better off if you stopped writing this nonsense, and pick back up the bible. You obviously missed the ENTIRE POINT of that book.
Amber, just fyi, you are a racist.
rac·ism (rszm)
n.
1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.
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11:07 pm
I thought that you people believe god created all life? You think that much of the life he has created is scum I see. The Devil would probably think the same thing, if he were real.
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7:51 am
I got to be honest, I’m thinking about biting Amber right now. And if anyone should come across a “glossy-eyed Mexican” (such as myself), don’t be scared. We’re usually more than happy to share.
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3:03 am
Once again, this worthless whore pretends she has basic logic and intelligence. I suppose somewhere in that empty shell of a skull, she has some spark of intelligence. Thats giving her a huge benefit of the doubt because after all, this very site proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that women are pathetic, inferior scabs that we superior men only allow to exist because we have no other method of reproduction.
Stop posting this mindless dribble that your husband rewrote legibly so we can have some men come and talk to us about other real, important things.
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3:23 pm
COOL STORY BRO
This actually made me laugh, but not because it sounds like a joke. He who wrote this is completely ignorant, so to speak. Certain researches have made clear that H1N1 was actually produced by Americans, and then detonated in Mexico just so they can blame someone else. That’s their way of controlling the economy, by killing people so the quantity of potential buyers will go down. And what you’re putting in words there just fits with such a pattern. Now go and get a life.
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3:51 pm
You crazy, bitch! Get out of you crazy fucking movie you are in!!!!!
I hope you have family and friends who can help you because you really need help…
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11:20 pm
lol…absolutely hilarious. And for those of you who don’t get the joke, I have “A Modest Proposal” for you all (that is, unless sixth grade was your “senior year”)…
Then again, I did find this link by Googling “Michelle Obama is the Antichrist” just to see what was out there, so I guess it is appropriate that I found folks who would take this kind of thing seriously…
-M
Americans wanted Improvemnet, we settled for Change…silly silly Americans, you deserve to get shafted by Pelosi! Lets just hope that AstroLube is covered in that $1.2 Trillion…
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9:01 pm
dude mexicans are so rude they were girl clothes and they only here to make the contry worst and there a waste of the gov. money! they only need 3 dollors to live why cant they just move back to dirty mexico!and they are gehtto!
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3:57 pm
Amber es hija de puta!
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7:43 pm
yer not real adam nelson ya poser
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7:47 pm
ignorante y racista solamente, con el espiritu de confundir al los borregos, LA VERDAD ES QUE EL GOBIERNO DE LOS ESTADOS QUIERE IMPONER LEY MARCIAL Y LO MAS FACIL ES HECHAR UN VIRUS ACA, AL FIN Y AL CABO SOMOS MUY PENDEJOS Y NO PODEMOS DEFENDERNOS, PERO A LOS QUE SE LOS VAN A ENSARTAR SON A USTEDES EN PRIMERA INSTANCIA, HECHARNOS LA CULPA A NOSOTROS LOS INDIOS, Y POR EL BIEN DE USTEDES METER AL EJERCITO. HOY NO SON MUSULMANES, SON MEXICANOS LOS CULPABLES. DESPIERTEN CABRONES!!!! CUANTOS 9/11 HACEN FALTA PARA ABRIRLES LOS OJOS?
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10:55 pm
The Adam clones are awesome.
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4:03 am
CSB Note: Post censored and reported for immoral content.
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4:23 am
A commentator named ‘Blacky’ mentions gun violence. How shocking!
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8:12 am
You amazing you know that Adam.
That guy posts so many points, and points out so many facts, yet all you do is manage to create a link between his name and the fact that someone getting shot is mentioned.
Why not try to refrut or discuss his other points.
Or is it a case you can’t again?…….
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6:18 am
gosh its so funny seeing people like you trying to speak spanish. did you know that puta is actually a dance? it doesnt actually mean what you think it does
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