Woman Borrows and Then Crashed Bosses New Ferrari in Morgan Hill California
Women are notoriously horrible drivers, and feminists will try to tell you otherwise. Today we have more proof that women are all truly woe unto man, and don’t quite have the hand-eye coordination of a man.
Today a California woman used her feminine ways to convince her boss, naturally a man, to let her borrow his Ferrari. Here’s what your Ferrari looks like if you don’t let random women vixens drive it around.
That’s a pretty American worthy made car right there, and unfortunately it became a cripple in its death throes at the hands of a typical women driver.
This woman did not EVEN MAKE IT AROUND THE CORNER. The first turn she took in this car, she flipped it over. How is that even possible? Going too fast, didn’t slow down to compensate for inertia?
You never know what’s going on in the mind of a woman when they drive. If you’re so bold to let your wife drive her minivan with you in it, just sneak a look over at her eyes while she’s driving and you’ll see her eyeballs are wide and glossed, like a mentally dense dear caught in headlights.
This woman of course was no different. While a woman may at least be able to drive a minivan or lighter SUV to get kids safely around long as she doesn’t have cause for parallel parking and such, a Ferrari or sports car is simply not a vehicle made for a woman.
This California boss learned the hard way. His little 23-year-old secretary crashed his brand new Ferrari and caused $120,000 dollars in damage. You can’t fix a crashed Ferrari, men, it’s tainted goods by that point.
So the moral of the story is that we must remember women can’t help not being able to do the same work or activities of man. That’s why you don’t have a woman NFL and why games like WNBA basketball are so boring.
God made us men in perfectly in his image, and women were created from a leftover sparerib. He did this so women would always know their roll and accept that it was God and their men who gave them life.
The other moral is that don’t let a women seduce you with her short skirt and devil powers. They’ll lick those lips and cross legs in all sorts of sinful ways, and if you fall for it you may find yourself with more than a crashed Ferrari like this boss did. You’ll find yourself crashing straight into hell.
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Author: Abe
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1:02 pm
That’s nothing. Last night I was driving my hummer while receiving a blow job from my boyfriend when I had a head on collision with a bus (and a HEAD on collision with my boyfriend, get it?) HAHA!
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1:11 pm
“a typical women driver”
I think you mean “a typical woman driver”. “Women” is plural.
“God made us men in perfectly in his image, and women were created from a leftover sparerib. He did this so women would always know their roll and accept that it was God and their men who gave them life.”
What a load of shit! First of all, it’s “role” not “roll”, and men did not give us life. Unless I’m mistaken, a female birthed you. All fetuses start out female (which is why men have nipples) so it makes more sense that females came before males.
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1:19 pm
Hi, Claire, you seem a bit confused in a part of your comment.
“All fetuses start out female (which is why men have nipples) so it makes more sense that females came before males.” While it is true that the SRY gene ultimately dictates if a fetal baby can express its Y chromosome, and if not a double-down of the X will occur, it’s also true that God created woman from man and until this day women are the growing chambers for the seed of life, which is provide by man.
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3:38 pm
Dude, your grammar and spelling make me want to stick hot pokers in my eyes. Next time at least try to make all the headline verb tenses agree.
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3:40 pm
Im abit confused when you say
“That’s a pretty American worthy made car right there”
I dont think its american ;P
Especially when their headquarters are in Maranello, Italy..
And just because your a sexist twat, you dont need to preach about it so much
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7:04 pm
does anyone else think that this “author” should go back to school? maybe take a few english classes? maybe learn some grammar, proper word usage, run-on sentences, etc? i’ve honestly learned women are better than males at most anything. look at any high school or college and you’ll see the top % in each class has a lot of women. most of the female drivers i’ve driven with were much better than a lot of men.
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7:33 pm
Thats a goood point, boy. Womans can’t drive fer nothing.
Speaking of which, a joke-
yer watching some good evangelical talk show, an you see yer women out of the kitchin, bitchin’ as usual. What you do wrong?
you made the chain too long!
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7:39 pm
huk huk huk
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8:30 pm
There are certain jobs and machines that are simply beyond a woman’s reach. Sure, there are outliers to the norm. For the most part, however, women are terrible drivers. This notion especially holds true when it comes to a more ‘difficult’ driving maneuver (I see someone has already mentioned parallel parking).
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10:14 pm
This is utter bull shit. Just putting that out there.
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10:33 pm
This is what Adam Nelson looks like:
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11:17 am
Only one person has said that these cars are not American, they’re Italian. And yes, I agree with Claire, the only time I’ve ever felt unsafe in a car is with a man driving.
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4:22 pm
Normally WOmen are better drivers yet there is exception to nconfirm the rules
I have a Friend who “supposedly” sucks at drivers well she is 17 and she is not getting her license yet only her temporary but it’s seems she is really scary at driving anyway
women are always been betetr at driving of course not EVERY WOMEN but most of them
and should I mention those women who really are horrible driver their Teacher are MEN ?
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11:00 pm
The only time a woman needs to be in a Ferrari is in the passenger seat and it is to get her into the kitchen to make me a sandwich.
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1:51 pm
Hi
Why has God fudged the numbers to make it appear that young female drivers are safer? The insurance company charges me more than they charge a woman with the same driving record. Are insurance companies feminist-founded?
What an outrage.
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4:31 pm
I’m not confused at all, Dan. It’s incredibly sexist to think that god created man and that woman was just an afterthought. I believe in evolution, not that biblical crap.
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7:37 pm
I’ve noticed that NONE of the authors on this site have good grammar. Same with Adam Nelson, although he’s not a writer.
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7:43 pm
I extend my above comment to Wurtz.
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7:49 pm
see told you womans cant speel nothing right! its wurzt ya ignorant backswaters countrie hick!
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7:52 pm
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7:54 pm
Well sorry dude, but “Wurzt” isn’t exactly a common English word.
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9:55 pm
“There are certain jobs and machines that are simply beyond a woman’s reach.”
Riiiiight, like what? Don’t even try to claim that cars are one of those machines that are “beyond a woman’s reach”. The only time I ever feared for my life in a car was when a man was driving.
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11:47 pm
That is a very mean and immature thing to post
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6:12 am
“That is a very mean and immature thing to post”
So is this:
“God made us men in perfectly in his image, and women were created from a leftover sparerib. He did this so women would always know their roll and accept that it was God and their men who gave them life.”
And this:
“For the most part, however, women are terrible drivers.”
And this:
“If you’re so bold to let your wife drive her minivan with you in it, just sneak a look over at her eyes while she’s driving and you’ll see her eyeballs are wide and glossed, like a mentally dense dear caught in headlights.”
Need I go on?
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1:48 pm
claire why are you insuting a stranger you dont even know who is trying to preach the truth?? i hardly think your husband would approve of this behavor.
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5:03 pm
if that was the truth, why would the insurance companies cost less for women like the guy above said?, the cost of the insurance depends on the chance they’ll have to pay you back, meaning statistically, women are better drivers, apparently.
and your thought that a husband should control his wife makes me think you are a very lonely man.
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7:50 pm
What makes you think I have a husband? I’m 18!!! And I WON’T be getting married when I get older.
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8:24 pm
in fact, women are statistically better drivers, taking that one incident and using it as “proof” is incredibly stupid.
heres a link to the car insurance companies caiming that women are better drivers, and those people should know what the hell they’re talking about, its their business..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/1590309.stm
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5:05 pm
Ferrari S.p.A. is an Italian sports car manufacturer based in Maranello, Italy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari
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