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This video is just for you!
A song about what you are with some lovely images that will no doubt offer eternal consternation!
It takes true ignoramus’ to mutilate culture, religion and spirituality as you have done, so props.
And for the record, I’m not an athiest, I’m a Pagan.
Now that that one has been made easy for you, have at. I doubt you have anything new, original or truthfull to say.
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Author: Hagalaz
Proud Pagan Libertarian Woman
11:10 pm
I remember this song from way back in the day. Did you know Beck is a Scientologist?
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11:33 pm
The true message behind the song.
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2:30 pm
Most celebrities these days seem to be turnign to Scientology. I have no clue why…Its seems pretty silly to me.
And once again let me enlighten you mentally incapacitated simpletons;
Scientology is NOTHING like Paganism.
Paganism is about tradition, ceremony, the old ways and nature and made famous by it’s many Gods and Goddesses.
Scientology is a recently developed ‘religion’ based on a cult that believes their creators came from outer space and are going to come collect them again soon. Surely even brainless overly judgemental jerks like you have heard the word ‘Xenu’ in passing (pronounced ‘zee-noo’) A great deal of youth these days mocks Scientology and Scientologists due to the rediculousness of their ‘religion’.
I hope even you nutjobs can see the difference, if not I fear for the future of this great country, that we should have such nimwits parading about.
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5:08 pm
i worship KFC chicken, Lebron James, and Purple drink!
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8:32 pm
this website really is a SPOOF website. there really are whackos that think the earth is 6000 years old and all homosexuals are going to burn in hell, but i think the makers of this site are just students running an experiment to see peoples reactions when they post this shit. it is quite clever i guess, and very well done, you did your homework researching all the religions and everythibng, even referencing the bible a lot (maybe too much lol). but the fact of the matter is there are people who believe all this stuff and all this website does is encourage them and their fucked up views. i think someone needs to take down this website.
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4:07 am
Here’s the REAL story behind scientology:
A long time ago, there was a guy named Xenu. He was in charge of the galactic empire, and each of the 250 planets have billions of people on them. So he called them in, EACH INDIVIDUALLY, for “tax auditing.” He injected them with something that knocked them out, and put them on jets and sent them to earth. He dropped them in the volcanoes of hawaii (which didn’t exist 75 million years ago, whether you’re a creationist or not, the evidence points to this either way). Then, he dropped hydrogen bombs on top of them, destroying all of the people who were inside. Then, an energy net captured their spirits as they flew around from the blast. He then forced them each to watch alot of movies about the past, and Jesus and stuff (to explain why people believe in him). These spirits, called thetans, attached themselves to every human then, and are still on us today. The only way to get rid of them is to audit yourself via scientology. That will cost $365,000 a person. But its okay! They discovered Xenu was evil and dumped him in a cave, with an eternal battery powering the force field at the entrance.
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE, OTHER THAN THE FACT A SCIENCE FICTION WRITER WROTE IT.
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11:14 pm
Wait what them scientists have their own religion now?
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11:36 pm
OH my goodness, you haven’t heard of the Scientologists? It is even worse than if every evolutionist on Earth got together and created a church!
They are basically Pagan cult that believe aliens in Boeing jets came to Earth and created all life, and battle an evil lizard lord named Xenu for everyone’s soul. They also think we all have the force or something too, like Star Wars, but instead of using midichlorians they use thetans.
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11:41 pm
This might be more accurate.
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1:29 pm
Nice samefagging there, Adam.
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4:45 pm
Pagan basically means every fake religion, so you need to specify what sort of pagan god your worship Hagalaz. Most pagans dance in their nothings under the moonlight and I know sing chants to spirit winds and such, then there are the American variety that still practice witchcraft.
During the 1600s, some there used to be a bunch of Pagans in what is now the New England states. Around harvest time they would get together and do chants, so when people broke their holy bread Satan would enter their bodies and make them hallucinate. Scientists try to blame it on ergot but you know it was really foul spirits. Thankfully they used to have witch trials back then to make sure paganism didn’t spread and end up making everyone die in bizarre ceremonies.
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5:12 pm
Pagan is one of the oldest religions there is, next to Native American.
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5:48 pm
… No words can be said about how much of a dumbass you are, Adam.
The whole “Salem trial” thing was due to humans’ paranoia about witchcraft, which of course, was the fault of Christians.
Study more. That way, when you die, I’ll have an INTELLIGENT Prinny working for me.
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8:52 pm
Hee hee, they work with the Onion. This stuff is gold.
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10:59 pm
Heretic teachings!
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5:43 pm
No, Adam, you ARE the heretic teachings.
And Jesus was a zombie.
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5:49 pm
(Why’d you have to post that? That meme sucALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.)
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10:46 am
Haha wow and people still actually believe in evolution. Scientists are so gullible.
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