• A lesson in evolution

    May 20, 2009 11:04 am Comments Off
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    With a new transitional species discovered all the Christwire motherf**kers are panicking about their precious intelligent design. Shut the f**k up and I’ll teach you how evolution works, as best as my editing for rednecks (which I suspect they are southener and fucking their siblings) can be.

    First. Life on Earth was a fluke gone right. A science experiment still going on today, even with us interfering what is naturally going on. Elements combined to make the first single cell organism, then becoming a multiple cell organism which turns into the first plants and animals.

    Second. As life diversified, more species of plants and animals began to emerge from the early ocean, first the plants so that oxygen can make the atmosphere breathable, then animals. Arthropods and insects was first, then amphibians that evolved from flat fish, so on and so forth.
    Sidebar; Each species has a transitional species, from fish to amphibian, little plant to big tree, monkey to primate then finally human. There was a step in between to get it started.

    Third. Refering to the question about extincted species re-evolving. That would depend on the environment, niche, and what kind of extinction event. Most apex and big species are specialized a certain way. When an extinction event happens, small beats big. Small mammals, amphibians, and small reptiles out lasted the dinosaurs, then from then on the small animals outlasted the big animals. Only the first man-made extinction event was back during the Ice Age (well before 6,000 BC?) when human hunters started hunting mammoths and other mega beasts.
    Sidebar: As being a apex species ourselves we\’re doomed to the same fate as those animals before us. The only difference is that we have the capability and technologies to wipe ourselves off.

    In conclusion. I hope my edited for rednecks lesson helped the Christwire motherf**kers. Now I only have one last question.

    Dan, Is it safe?

    Link URL: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/origins/program-3114.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

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