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Atheist Pharyngulites Attack ChristWire Poll

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  • Pharyngula Evolution Leader PZ Meyers skews scientific polling data with an unfair liberal bias.

    Pharyngula Evolution Leader PZ Meyers

    At approximately 11:23 AM, on May 23, 2009, ChristWire.org was attacked by approximately 20,000 atheist internet terrorists who were patently enraged by definitive Proof that the Earth is 6,000 years old and following refutation reports about the false Ida Lemur Monkey fossil.

    A group calling itself the Pharyngula, led by a militant evolution scientist named PZ Myers, took credit for the attack on their internet web site Scienceblogs.com/pharyngula.

    My friends, evolutionists want to corrupt the minds of our children. They will resort to whatever acts of terror and violence to get their anti-God agenda spread across our great nation.

    Last week we watched as Google was hacked and forced to bear an Ida the Lemur Monkey logo. It was only months before that these barbarians even hacked into Google’s Gmail servers to cause it to crash right before ChristFest 2009.

    Pharyngulists are a very corrupt version of evolutionists who believe that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. This is a deceptive way of saying that human babies evolved from not only monkeys, but also tadpoles, fish, salamanders, chicks, a hog, a cow calf and a rabbit.

    If this nonsense was not far-fetched enough, these miscreants have the audacity to claim a baby turns into all these things during the nine months God is forming it in the womb!

    Further research shows just like many other scientists out there, evolutionists are very intolerant and bigots. As Christians we find intolerance against people of varying races, creeds, genders and life choices to be sick and corrupt. Not these evolutionists. Just look at the hate spewed by their founder, a German proto-NAZI named Ernst Haeckel:

    The Caucasian, or Mediterranean man (Homo Mediterraneus), has from time immemorial been placed at the head of all the races of men, as the most highly developed and perfect. It is generally called the Caucasian race, but as, among all the varieties of the species, the Caucasian branch is the least important, we prefer the much more suitable appellation proposed by Friedrich Müller, namely, that of Mediterranese. For the most important varieties of this species, which are moreover the most eminent actors in what is called “Universal History,” first rose to a flourishing condition on the shores of the Mediterranean.… This species alone (with the exception of the Mongolian) has had an actual history; it alone has attained to that degree of civilization which seems to raise men above the rest of nature.

    My friends, evolutionary theory is a very ugly thing. It is such a shame that the pharyngulists believe your son or precious daughter was a feathered chicken or hoofed cow while in the womb.

    How sick that these people should call our good friends the Afro-Americans, Hispanics and Asians inferior to the Mediterranean man.

    Good readers, Satan loves a devout sinner and the atheists revel in their efforts of corrupting society. They will twist God’s science for their own agenda of hate, homogay marriage and evolutionary teachings.

    Evolutionists believe that since embryos are just phylogeny of chickens, hogs and salamanders, that committing genocide against innocent unborn babies is fun sport.

    They will resort to terror attacks and trying to skew poll data if you speak out against their antics. It goes to follow that in typical secular fashion, Professor Meyers indeed encouraged his followers to skew scientific polling data with an unfair liberal bias.

    These are the very same tactics that the left-wing elite employed when giving our noble President Bush a very unrealistically low approval ratings.

    My dear friends, we were fearfully and wonderfully made in the image of God. Nowhere in the Bible does it mention we magically transform from a chicken to a turtle as we’re incubated in a woman’s womb.

    These teachings are sick yet this extreme fundamentalist science is what your son and daughter are being taught in public schools. Politicians will allow your kids to be taught magic evolution, but not the true facts of Creation.

    The pharyngulists and likely some cronies of Richard Dawkins flexed their dark power today by crashing our community along with our affiliates, but rest assured our power of prayer has warded them off.

    Let us deal them another blow and DEMAND that Christianity be taught in schools once again.

    Please join us in standing firm against the horrible genocidal, racist and absurd teachings of evolution today. Sign our petition to bring Christianity back to schools, so that our nation will once again bask in the heavenly light of morality.

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    7 Responses to “Atheist Pharyngulites Attack ChristWire Poll”
    1. Sam says:

      “Further research shows just like many other scientists out there, evolutionists are very intolerant and bigots. As Christians we find intolerance against people of varying races, creeds, genders and life choices to be sick and corrupt. Not these evolutionists. Just look at the hate spewed by their founder, a German proto-NAZI named Ernst Haeckel:”

      1. Why are you intolerant of people who believe in evolution? You are allowed to send your kids to any place for schooling, send yours to a place that doesn’t believe in evolution.

      2. Tolerance of life choices: drugs, homosexuality, belief in science, belief in other religions.

      3. Nazis were Christians, I am sure most nazis today are even Christian.

      Further, your sources are COMPLETELY out-of-date! Please visit the website the author has quoted and view the article yourself!

      http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/02/wells_and_haeckels_embryos.php

      (This is a rather long response to a chapter in Jonathan Wells’ dreadful and most unscholarly book, Icons of Evolution) Scientists agree that the Wells and Haeckel’s book (written before 1919) is wrong. The scientists that the author quotes as promoting this idea is wrong.

      Read for yourself, get multiple sources, and decide for yourself.

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    2. Emily Rose says:

      HULLO ARE THE DINOSAUR FOSSILS ND SKELETONS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION? i may not agree with extremist evoluntionists by the the theory of evolution has too much evidence backing it up to be a lie…just accwpt it, cause the bible was written by men, not by god …

      “As Christians we find intolerance against people of varying races, creeds, genders and life choices to be sick and corrupt.”

      somehow i find this endears me to say that you are all hypocrites.. considering that there are a large number of writings on this site which promote racism, homophobia and condemn what most would consider a normal healthy lifetsyle (ie pop culture -movies & music etc )…. why dont you practice what you preach hunny bun, you say that this kind of intolerence is sick and corrupt then stop allowing people to continue the practice of it.

      if you want your children taught about christianity send them to a christian school.

      might i also suggest you listen to a song called

      “him” by lily allen -

      Would you please take me away from this place
      I cannot bear to see the look upon your faces
      And if there is some kind of god do you think he’s pleased
      When he looks down on us I wonder what he sees
      Do you think he’d think the things we do are a waste of time
      Maybe he’d think we are getting on just fine
      Do you think he’s skint or financially secure
      And come election time I wonder who he’d vote for

      Ever since he can remember people have died in his good name
      Long before that September
      Long before hijacking planes
      He’s lost the will he can’t decide
      He doesn’t know who’s right or wrong
      But there’s one thing that he’s sure of this has been going on too long

      Do you think he’d drive in his car without insurance
      Now is he interesting or do you think he’d bore us
      Do you think his favourite type of human is caucasian
      Do you reckon he’s ever been done for tax evasion
      Do you think he’s any good at remembering people’s names
      Do you think he’s ever taken smack or cocaine
      I don’t imagine he’s ever been suicidal
      His favourite band is Creedence Clearwater Revival

      Ever since he can remember people have died in his good name
      Long before that September
      Long before hijacking planes
      He’s lost the will he can’t decide
      He doesn’t know who’s right or wrong
      But there’s one thing that he’s sure of this has been going on too long

      Ever since he can remember people have died in his good name
      Long before that September
      Long before hijacking planes
      He’s lost the will he can’t decide
      He doesn’t know who’s right or wrong
      But there’s one thing that he’s sure of this has been going on too long

      - gives you something to think about hey -

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    3. LOLing with the smarteypantses says:

      The theory you speak of is just that: a theory, Jbox. While the notion that the various stages of embryonic development demonstrate various evolutionary stages is probably not true as stated, it is a scientific theory which proponents are attempting to support with scientific study.

      Religion, on the other hand, is a collection of stories whose veracity is demonstrated by nothing more than that the stories say they are true. Circular logic is never the way to prove something.

      Evolution, by the way, has been essentially proven. Fossil evidence, random mutation, genetic drift in communities, “races”, etc. all demonstrate the validity of evolution as a theory. The next time you doubt evolution, ask yourself why virus vaccines become ineffective over time.

      Then again, you’ll probably think that’s imaginary Yahweh’s way of punishing us for not killing all the gays.

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    4. Adam Nelson says:

      May I ask if you are a Jewish person who has lost the faith, Loling?

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    5. LOLing with the smarteypantses says:

      You may ask anything you wish, Adam.

      And as I am a magnanimous individual, I’ll even answer. The answer is nope!

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    6. haha says:

      Do you want me to disprove evolution that badly? sure, I’ll do it. It’s all of the people writing articles on this site. i just proved de-evolution.

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    7. gb says:

      haha thats a good point

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