Atheist Scientists Hack Google To Show Ida Lemur Monkey Evolution Logo
At approximately 7:56 a.m. this morning, I was Googling more information about how the homogay agenda is destroying society when I saw something that made me spit out my Yoohoo in shocked frustration!
Google has been hacked by atheist scientists with an evolution agenda. If you go to Google.com, you can see the scientists have changed Google’s friendly logo with this not so friendly Satanic piece of graphic artistry!
I have emailed several of my colleagues to confirm if their computer screens pulled up the same image and they did. At time of report Google has been abducted and hacked by the science terrorists.
This all started yesterday, when several fundamentalist scientists pulled out a random 25-year-old lemur monkey fossil and tried to claim it was 47 million years old.
If that wasn’t bad enough, these scientists then hired trained snipers and sneaked into New York where they claimed the fossil came before man and magically evolved to create humans.
They literally expected everyone to fall out crying and accept we all evolved from a 25-year-old female lemur monkey fossil named Ida. This notion is ridiculous and America does not negotiate with terrorists!
Realizing that people of logic and faith would see right through their evolution hoax, these cult scientists have now taken Google hostage. As we speak they are probably doing unmentionable evils to Google’s servers and loading them up with more Satanic lies and fornication.
My friends, we must use the power of militant prayer to save Google from their clutches. This is not the first time Satan has attempted to harm Google, a fine Christian American company.
I spit with disgust at this attack on Google, this affront to true science and the Bible and they can threaten us all they want with their snipers. We’ll see how good their atheists threats are when we pray God reaches down to clean Google’s server and then burn Ida the Lemur Monkey up in a pillar of holy fire!
Secular evolution is all a sham from the religion of fundamental atheism! They try to teach our kids that we’re all just monkeys in fancy shoes and that we were not created by divine design!
They will go to any ends to get their agenda across, even attacking fine Judeo-Christian companies of America like Google.
It’s pathetic, but even American atheists like Neil Degrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins and his followers will dogmatically promote anything that is anti-god and built on lies! They have joined the terrorists and are trying to convince everyone that we’re all the sons and daughters of Ida the monkey!
My friends, atheists love to veil their true intentions with the shroud of friendship. They will be nice to you as long as you agree with their perverted agendas; evolution, baby murder, drug needles and gay’s marriage.
Just like the Taliban, these miscreants like to hide behind lies and words, threatening you with weapons and threats of abduction. They love to threaten the unsuspecting innocent, like a good Christian who stands for truth.
Let us stand against these atheists terrorists today, in the unity of Christ and prayer. Let us pray this Ida disappears to never be seen again, all as punishment for them spreading false science and terrorizing Google with graven fossil images.
Let us pray that the eternal pits of hellfire will swallow up any other false journals and stories about evolution. We are not monkeys or lemurs, we are the children of God. And as the children of God, we will not submit to the agenda of evolutionary scientists who fornicate to the thoughts corrupting true Biblical science with dinosaur bones.
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Author: Abe
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10:03 pm
Dude… 1.GOOGLE put that up
2. Evolution is not a THEORY, it’s a fact, CHRISTIANITY is a theory… not even, it’s a fricken cult!
I think that the people who post things on here are rather barbaric, I mean HONESTLY, you’re bashing things you don’t understand that therefore are talking about comeplete and utter jibberish.
Since the beginnign of Christianity, other religions have suffered by being slaughtered. Maybe that’s their fault too, for I’m pretty sure other religions did the same thing, but “Two rights don’t make a wrong.”
Not only this, but I can’t bring myself to believe wholeheartedly in your religion because of how hipocritic EVERYTHING is. (Prostitution is a sin: Jesus f*cked a prostitue; there’s no such thing as immmaculate conception, so “Virgin” Mary was bullshitting you to save her own ass from being stoned, and her idiot husband believed her; homosexuality is a sin: Jesus kissed his deciples on the lips [I'm pretty sure not all of them were females] and therefore JESUS was gay.)
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9:14 pm
Its s skeleton in some dirt,.. its not the end of the world dude.
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9:19 am
This is disgusting.I hope you arent serious.
Google put that up. Your lies are worse than the biblical ones.
FALLACY FALLACY FALLACY
and you sir are a FAIL
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9:28 am
About your “about the author”, America is just as much my country as it is yours. Same with the other 3 MILLION people that live here.
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6:37 pm
300 million
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5:23 am
Jesus loves science, and he cries when people tell lies like you do
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11:36 am
“This is not the first time Satan has attempted to harm Google, a fine Christian American company.”
You realize that the founder of Google is Jewish and was born in the Soviet Union?
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8:31 pm
im loving all of these “anti-evolution” pages on this website
they’re so serious and contain so much anger against the stupidest things
they say everyone else hide behind lies but yet there was an article that said god sent angels to break the vaticans arm. seriously?
im laughing my atheist ass off here
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1:00 am
I don’t see what’s so funny. The Pope even admitted that his guardian angel turned the other way while God’s other angel roughed him up. Did you not see that?
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8:32 pm
and my username is supposed to be a contradiction to piss off a few people
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10:43 am
Mr Athiest, you sir are a star in this cess pool of hatred.
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8:38 am
Absolutely hilarious.
The idiocy of this website, that is.
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4:04 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB IT’S A JOKE
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9:00 pm
I gotta say im loving this website! When ever I get bored at night I can always find some made up story attacking a different race/sexuality/religion with no proof… To be honest first time I saw this site I thought it was a site aimed at being funny but I’m starting to think these guys think this.
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5:12 pm
WOW….. REALLY???? i dont even know where to begin, first of all fossils DO NOT FORM IN 25 YEARS!!! it takes hundreds of thousands of years for the organic material in the bone to turn to a rock like state. This site makes a lot of outrageous claims and then states that everyone else is a rotten atheist, and it claims the Earth is 6000 years old and backs that up with quotes from the bible, which is (the MOST UN-CITED book of STORIES,EVER written) on top of that, you claim to be spreading loving values when really all you do is chastise anyone who doesnt agree with you narrow-minded view…… In reality its you who is the incarnate of the devil……..
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2:55 am
hahaaaaa we dont need to look at bones in the ground for evidence of evolution. We have plenty of dumb-ass people that is proof enough. They stopped evolving mentally some time ago. But of course I dont need proof or evidence. I have faith that evolution is the will of god.
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9:05 am
AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH christ. i opose everything to do with this website. you have ideotic ideas, and make no sense. I am an athiest my self (SHOCK!!!!!!) and know 1000% that there is no cult of raging athiests sent to demoralize religion. Havent you heard the Einstine quote? “Science without religion is blind, religion without science is dumb’. You are all ideots and the bible tells you to love thy neighbour, yet even your neighbouing countries like mexico you hate so strongly. There needs to be a stop to people like you so that the world can have peace.
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9:23 am
Athiests need to learn about Christianity. How do people expect to get into heaven? I think I’m going to go read the bible.
SARAH ROCKS 2012!!!
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10:12 am
Scott, im sure the bible is very good to you and im sure it gives you faith, yet the whole idea of god in itself is ideotic. You can just as easy believe in the church of the flying spaghetti monster (this is a real church. google it unless the bible dissaproves of that?)as ultimatly there is no proof in god either. Why dont you reaserch those who you hate so much, maybe learn what they actualy do, and their actual morals, and you will find they are all good people. If it wasn’t for people like you who stick strongly to there beliefs and dont understand others, It would be a happier world. Before you say that i dont know anything about your beliefs, i go to a christian school, with christian friends, and have a lesson every day on religion. so i do know about the bible, and still, its followers like you amaze me at your shear retardation and ability to corupt whats wholesome around you.
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11:43 am
Dave its people like you who probably voted for Obama and have contributed to the downfall of family values. This is a country based on christian values. It is part of who we are. I sure hope you can find faith in the Lord.
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2:21 pm
Scott. For one, i am a britt that is under voting age, seccond, barack obama is the best thing that has happend to your country in ages so stop being stupid…
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4:58 pm
christian values so Muslim family jews family buddhism family hinduism family In USA doenst have FAMILY VALUES ?
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2:31 pm
Dave someone like you from overseas would say they love obama and you can have him as we dont want him over here. Obama represents everything that America is not. He has no morals, he doesn’t care about anyone and hates America. He is the next Hitler.
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2:42 pm
So, you are compairing someone who is trying to give you free health care sevice to someone who sent 6 million jews so death and was the lage force behind the second world war?
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2:43 pm
sorry dave i am a crazy bastard, i have read the origins of species and realise that there is no god and that obama is cool, evolution FTW! Bible Epic fail. Sorry about my earlier posts i was mashing the keyboard with my mishapen doughy face and it was all giberish
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3:39 pm
good point josh, josh ftw
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2:45 pm
Also man love rules
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2:54 pm
You know what Scott, your so stupid you cant even form your own opinion, you have to pretend to be someone else.
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3:00 pm
But I am You, were crazy remember
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3:04 pm
skitzophrenic thats what we are, im the sensible one remember, ur the batshit crazy one remember
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2:57 pm
Disregard two of the posts above, I have already contacted Stephenson and he will have them deleted.
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3:00 pm
WHAT why are you using my name? i honestly dont know who put those ones after you, but that is no need to steal my identity so you cant have a discussion like a real human being?!?!?!?
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3:02 pm
HA now i have changed my name so that you cant pretend that it was me writing those posts!!!
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3:09 pm
No problem Dave. You are showing your immaturity and people will see it. Meanwhile Stephenson Billings will have your posts removed as they dont add to the discussion. I know your a socialist do gooder who lives in your parents basement. My advise to you GET A JOB and stop milking off the system.
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3:39 pm
i am 14 and doing my gcse’s the last thing on my mind is getting a job an milking hte system
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3:19 pm
crazy scott, you bore me. go fist urself
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3:21 pm
and Crazy scott, what don’t you understand that dave cannot vote, so is not milking off the system and cannot “get a job”. OH crazy scott, what will you do next
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3:22 pm
“science terrorists”? LOL
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3:24 pm
Theres a real problem with this country it seems like its going in the direction of Europe. Socialism has destroyed England, look what a mess it is and France those losers didn’t even help us with the war after we bailed them out of WWII.
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3:49 pm
you ignorant bastard
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3:50 pm
Believe me, my country is far from ruined…
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5:01 pm
so can you tell me why europe is betetr ranekd in health care system than USA ? and education as well
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3:33 pm
Haven’t any of you ever heard of Separation Of Church and State? People should be free to practice whatever religion or non religion they desire in this country. And Scott, let me tell you this I am proud that Obama is my President. He inherited a huge mess from Bush and it will take a long time to clean up. You need to quit listening idiots like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh.
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7:25 pm
This has to be the fucking dumbest website i’ve come across in this day and age, i mean, it’s like 4chan, just that, 5chan had porn. And that was awesome.
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12:16 pm
religion should be banned..
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11:29 am
Please tell me this site is a joke. I’ve never seen so many moronic statements in an article before. You do more for evolution than the “science terrorists” ever could.
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6:38 pm
A.Good for them if they DID hack it.
B. GOOGLE put that up.
C. Evolution is a FACT you moron.
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2:16 pm
” was Googling more information about how the homogay agenda is destroying society when I saw something that made me spit out my Yoohoo in shocked frustration!”
“homogay” HAHAHHAHAHAHahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaHAHHAH
You drink “Yoohoo!?” You have no place to call anyone or anything gay! HAHAHAHAHA
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2:27 pm
What the hell is wrong with you non believers Islam is the only true religion and the rest of your cults are based on lies. So take 5 wives, bomb the fuck out of america and get down on your knees and you will be saved!!!!!!!!!!
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