Beware The Second Wave of Mexican Pig Flu!
Just like every other typical thing from Mexico, the H1N1 virus is sneaking back into America for a second round of spreading disease and death!
All last week atheists have tried to convince you that the swine flu threat was not real! The Christian scientists were just making it up!
It is typical for atheists to ignore empirical evidence but thank God people of morality love to deal in facts. And the head of the World Health Organization is absolutely livid with those who said the swine flu threat is over. We must be prepared for the worst Mexican germ invasion!
WHO director Margaret Chan lambasted critics, explaining the world must be on guard. Should the swine flu come back for a second wave in the next few weeks, it will be a mild and more deadly outbreak as seen during 1918 flu pandemic.
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10:29 am
“Christian scientist”. Now THERE’S an oxymoron!
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10:31 am
Amber babbles:
“WHO director Margaret Chan lambasted critics, explaining the world must be on guard. Should the swine flu come back for a second wave in the next few weeks, it will be a mild and more deadly outbreak as seen during 1918 flu pandemic.”
So is it mild or deadly, ’cause it sure can’t be both!
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11:59 am
For you Original Adam.
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12:16 pm
“conservative values for an usaved world” MIS G U E V O S!!!!
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6:54 pm
“It is typical for atheists to ignore empirical evidence but thank God people of morality love to deal in facts”
Figures Amber is a communist God-Hating anti-american anti-God and atheist baby killer. I mean, look at her! She’s Asian, therefore she must be all those things, because all Asians are out to kill America.
Amber is the ONLY reason I have to think this website is satire. However, I don’t mind her to keep going. She promotes anti-religion in her rants and also is a great source of humor.
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5:26 am
Dear Flock,
I just wanted to take a moment to thank you all here at Christwire.
You all have been making my life so much easier.
Thanks to all you wonderful article writers, I have been able to cut my efforts at corrupting humans to less than half of what it was.
Humans full of hate, ignorance, intolerance, insecurity, jealousy, corruption, malice and greed have never before been so easy to come by!
Who knew the day would come when ol’ G-dog and J-dogs followers would be my most helpfull allies?
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Me, of course!
But seriously, you guys, thank you from the bottom of my black and icy heart! I can’t wait to see you all down here! As a special way of saying thank you when you arrive (which won’t be too terribly long from now) I’ll throw a pizza and ice cream party.
So, just a quick poll;
Pizza toppings? Sausage, pepperoni, onions, mushrooms, anchovies, olives, pineapple, ham, tomato, bellpepper, roasted garlic, immortal souls based in agony and simmered in a torturous eternity? Preferances, allergies?
Neo-politan, chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
My personal favorite is strawberry.
Anywhoo…
Lemme know, I’ll se you all here in the abyss soon! Keep up the great work!
Toodles <3
Lucifer S. Beelzebub
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1:15 am
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7:48 pm
Haven’t seen anything from Stubbs in a while…
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8:39 am
I dare say I exist. Education and Science are not the Devil’s workings. When Ben Franklin controlled lightning, scientifically, he put an end to a long history of superstition, stemming from the Salem hysteria. It was believed if you had your house or barn struck by lightning, it was a punishment from God for wicked ways, and perhaps even for witchery. People of faith have always been superstitious, that is no lie. You can’t have faith without just a hint of superstition. But this site exaggerates these superstitions to the point of absurdity, and you actually fall for it. God is not punishing the world. According to biblical record, the last time God punished humans was the flood. You’re confusing judgement with consequence. The consequence usually comes immediately. The judgement, however, is the final say. Jesus gave us a chance to make good on our good intentions. He knows we have them and practising them is all he ever asked of us. He didn’t say go out and punish or condemn the secular sector. He didn’t say follow through with God’s warning about sexual promiscuity (That’s all S&G was about), and he never said we should outlaw homosexuals. He only said to love, accept, and forgive others. And he didn’t warn us of science, or ever suggest the nature of all things was somehow inherently evil.
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