BREAKING Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea has just successfully tested a nuclear weapon. The world is in panic and reports are still coming through the news wire.
The Godless communist citizens of North Korea reportedly took to the streets in jubilant celebration, as this underground nuclear detonation marks the second time the regime has violated US orders for the country to not have nukes.
North Korea tested its limits earlier this year, when it attempted to fire a nuclear weapon over Japan and at America.
Sources reveal that while North Korea is confirmed to have working nuclear technology, they have not yet mastered the miniaturization process needed to develop working intercontinental ballistic missiles.
The United Nations composed several worthless, albeit angry letters to North Korean dictator Kim Jon-Il, denouncing his actions. Obama has been silent on the matter, potentially conspiring with the Chinese to plot against South Korea.
With the UN being weak as usual and America’s military hampered by a liberal commander, the North Korean Propaganda Agency boasted only minutes ago:
“We have successfully conducted one more underground nuclear test on May 25 as part of measures to bolster its nuclear deterrent for self-defense.”
The spokesman continued, “[Our American-killing nuclear weapons are] on a new higher level in terms of its explosive power and technology of its control.”
While Democrats in Washington are still acting like they have not confirmed if this nuclear test was more powerful, Seismological tests conducted by Japan and South Korea reveal that it indeed IS more powerful.
My friends, the Chinese now have a new ally in their plotting on America. Do not forget this is just the tip of the iceberg. Communism is the enemy of freedom, America and morality.
Ronald Reagan defeated the Soviet Union for us and Richard Nixon brought fear to the Cubans. North Korea has grown bold sense Bush left office, in our military is weak and exhausted.
Let us vote to kick Democrats out of office in the next elections. Congress and Senate must belong to the GOP once more. We need warhawks who fight more like angered eagles.
Let us send Kim Jong-Il a clear message by voting a Godly man like Jeb Bush into office for president. Kim knows a Bush is like a Junior Reagan, and his days will be numbered just like Saddam’s when he was trying to scare us all up with nuclear technology.