• “Cheesus” Jesus Has Been Discovered In A Cheeto Bag

    May 19, 2009 8:00 am 3 comments
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    Another miracle from heaven today, as the figure of Jesus has been found in a Holy Cheeto.

    Dallas, Texas couple Dan and Sarah Bell received the blessed Cheeto during a road trip they took last week. As Sarah reached into the bag to grab and was getting ready to eat one of the cheesy snacks, a strange sensation washed over her body and compelled her to look at the crisp, butter food in between her fingers.

    What she saw was enough to put tears to a grown man’s eyes. Christ was revealing himself to her, via a Cheeto.

    Sarah said of the lifechanging event, ” I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. I said ‘oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.’”

    Her husband naturally recognized the miracle and the couple have now saved their heavenly gift, nicknaming him Cheesus.

    CBS news reports that Cheesus Jesus is about 2 inches tall and his right arm is not visible, perhaps tying in some symbolic meaning from the book of Revelations.

    It is not confirmed if the couple will allow visitors to come before the Holy Cheeto to say prayers and ask for blessings.

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