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My friends, as we sit peacefully at home right now, ready to enjoy the freedoms of love and Democracy on a Saturday, the devious little hands of the Chinese plot our demise.
They detonate nukes in the name of their god. They daydream about the moment when the lifeblood of your loved ones trickles down their family’s ceremonial Samurai sword. Make no mistake, we should have great fear of the Asiatic Chinese, for the day shall come when they attack and try to kill us all dead!
As mentioned before, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
Every day readers send in thousands of emails, many asking for loving lifetips and others sending items of immorality. Sadly, there is one other type of email: those accusing me of being racist for wanting my country to protect my family from the roving hordes of the Chinese.
Dear readers, racism is a very ugly thing. It pains my heart when the poor little Mexicans who sneak to our country cannot speak American, just because their friends are all too racist to learn the ‘gringoes’ tongue.
I hate it when I go to my son’s sporting events and notice all the nice little Afro children sitting together with their big white tshirts and high fives, segregating themselves from mingling with the school’s original neighborhood population.
Christ had love for all the other races, be they black, yellow, brown or red. He did not discriminate against those without his white skin, but offered his love and mercy instead. We should do the same thing too.
Christ’s love is a wonderful thing and so it’s such a sad shame that so many immoral peoples have burning hate in their hearts.
I will never understand why a nation stockpiles nuclear weapons and threatens to fire missiles at all who are different. I will never understand why they instill unfounded fears in the hearts of their children, spreading lies and teaching their young to give misgivings to all who are different.
My friends, just like the Arab terror people the Chinese are scared to death of our great nation and therefore embrace a culture that’s against the American race.
From the moment it is born, they brainwash their kids to hate our American ways; they teach teach them we are very different, shield them from the good of our culture and then, make them think we are all out to get them.
Raised in such an environment, it is no surprise that terrorist Chinese sneaked over to bomb Pearl Harbor, the little sand terrorists grew up wanting to destroy our Twin Towers and now, they are developing nukes to shoot at your family.
I fear that it is too late for these people. There are over 2 billion Chinese and Arab terrors in Asia, all raised wanting the same thing: being the harbingers of death and destruction to Americans.
Against such odds we must endure in this world. A world in which over 1/3 of the population hates our American DNA and wants us, our God and our civilization all dead, dead, DEAD.
In granting us the capacity to love, God also born with us the capacity for wisdom. China’s culture is veiled and when they show off a bit of it, it’s always to remind us that they want us gone.
We know very little about the Chinese besides that they teach their kids that America is evil, that there is a war coming and that they will have great rewards in terracotta heaven for killing us all dead.
For these reasons, let us continue to hide in the throne room and pray that God blesses us with the strength to protect ourselves from the Chinese. Let us pray that we get a good leader like Senator McCarthy or President Bush who will protect us from communist conspirators.
Above all else, let us teach our children the lessons of Christ. It is not okay to be racist against the Chinese, but it is fine to be extremely terrified of their unknown culture and sinister warmongering machinations.
Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
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2:48 pm
I realy want to know what bible you read! This is not a joke or a way to insult you, I just realy want to know.
Coz saying Jesus’s skin was “white”?! You know he was born in Bethlehem, right? And that’s in Palastinia right now. I’m not sure if you’ve ever been there, but I have. It’s kinda warm and sunny there… and it kinda lacks “white” people over there.
So I was wondering. Does your bible state that Jesus whas “white”, or that everyone there was “white”. I wonder.
Ow and I also heard most people (in the US) beldieve the Bible was written in English. I was wondering if that was true.
I hope I didn’t insult you in any way by asking these things. But I would realy like to know how you think about these things.
And again apologies for my english
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12:48 am
The Bible was originally written in three languages: Aramaic, Hebrew, and Greek. It was not translated into English until the 1500s by an Englishman whose name escapes me. But if you have questions about Bible stuff, I would seriously think twice before posing any of them to this Jesus-Freak. She’s f**king nutzo.
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7:48 am
actually the bible was translated by matin luther a german(as far as i know at least)
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5:59 pm
umm I would recommend that you do a little history research before you make such idiotic statements. Martin Luther was not the original translator of the bible. Wow
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1:13 am
Amber, you are one fucked up daughter of a bitch, go to hell
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1:11 pm
Well I lived there and yes the Chinese(Communists) are Evil, but remember they spend huge amounts of time undermining, they are not afraid of hard work.
I see in practice the Chinese Communists are far more dangerous than the Soviets ever were because they practice more effective brainwashing through re-writing the Chinese language culture, and therefore shape and create what thoughts a person may be able to have. If there is no word for it, and you cannot directly experience it, like the experiences of an Orange (Smell, Taste, Sight) directly compared to Freedom (How do you “see” it?). Then they control it.
Please make sure you include the word Communists in your terms of examining the Chinese. The Communist part is the part which has destroyed then rebuilt the idea of “Chinese” in their own image.
In effect the Chinese Communists are themselves no longer really Chinese, and yet have Replaced Chinese with a new generation of people who have no connection to anything.
Joe McCarthy was wrong at the moment he brought the red scare, because we though of it in terms of something we could sort of figure out, (Russians who became Soviets). Try imagining the Red Scare with the the Chinese, who hide their evil, because they are not proud on the outside, but are on the inside much our own destruction.
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7:44 pm
i really, really hope this is satire. You do know Americans speak English, right? It may be American English, but really, it’s still a dialect of English and is mostly the same. “I will never understand why a nation stockpiles nuclear weapons and threatens to fire missiles at all who are different”. I though this was about China. America has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world. You say its bad to hate people because they are different, but…aren’t you going against that? Jesus said to love your enemies. Lincoln was once asked why he made friends with his enemies rather than destroying them. The president replied “By making friends with my enemies am I not destroying them?”
Also, we know a lot about the chinese culture, one of the greatest and most celebrated of the ancient world. And you’re saying you’re not racist yet calling mexicans gringoes? Wow, a guess republicans really are hypocrites.
This has to be satire. If the founding fathers read this, I think they’d cry. If Jesus read this…same reaction.
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8:05 pm
She must have read the kid’s bible- believe me I had one when I was six years old- being Americanized, everyone was illustrated as white.
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8:10 am
Umm, wow. so wait, when they make detonate nukes in the name of their god, the 2 largest religions are buddhism and christianity, in that order. Buddhists dont believe in any god, they follow the teachings of a very smart man that exsisted quite a while ago. Any person that becomes wise enough can become a buddha, they worship no god, and the teachings are of peace and love, and it seems that you dont have the second of those two. i love god, dont get me wrong, but in my church we dont teach that any people are evil.
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10:51 am
Samurai swords are from the Japanese
And it was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor not the Chinese.
And Yeah, Jesus, was definitely not white, considering he was born in Israel, to Jews, and Jews are of the Arab/Semitic DNA lineage.
There is also no such thing as the American Language
OR American Race–American is not an ethnicity it’s a nationality.
Also The Chinese don’t believe in a God, there nation is overwhelmingly atheist.
But! I agree with you, I am scared of the Chinese as an alien cultural force.
But damn! you sound dumb, maybe dumber than me. Do you read anything except the bible–we know a lot about china, and I don’t think you could find any good evidence for most of your claims–as such don’t write posts from your emotions, if you have no idea what is really going on.
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10:08 am
Oh good. I was afraid this was going to be neo-fascist propaganda. Thank you for opening my eyes
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12:45 am
Your articles and this whole site have to be a crock. I simply can’t believe a person can be this STUPID and ignorant about their world. The Chinese aren’t our enemies!!! If anything they’re one of our biggest allies economically because we do so much trade with them. And actually in recent years China has become more socialist than full blown Communist. Their economy was liberalized in the early 80s which explains why they are such a prosperous nation today. The fact that you still fear boogey men like Soviets and Chi-coms shows how backwards and uninformed you are. You speak with conviction of how the Chinese want to kill us all with their Samurai swords of doom but first off, Samurai swords are Japanese not Chinese. If you weren’t such a racist biggot you would know that. Secondly, HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO CHINA?!! How can you say such things about a country if you have never been there? It’s a small-minded, hateful, and brazenly ignorant thing this article is. I hope your church pastor reads this some day and thoroughly ex-communicates you for saying such things. If God said “Love thy Neighbor” you certainly are doing a lousy job of it!
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12:39 pm
it kind of is a satire…
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12:53 am
You know this must be one of those sites where everyone thinks the devil is in everything. The author of these articles probably thinks Spongebob Squarepants and Harry Potter are the Devil. People like her make me sick. I’ve lived in the bible-belt and where I come from we have lots of phrases for people like her: Jesus-Freak, Bible-Thumper,Holy-roller, oh and my personal favorite: “Holier-than-thou-in-your-face-religious-dangerous-fanatic-wacko. This woman is the kind of basket case that sounds like she would join a cult or something.
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6:41 am
oh did you know America also has nukes,that your still sounding racist but to all races but white because you make every other race sound worse than it is even in the line where you said racism is bad you still say that Mexicans are bad and African American children are bad. Mexicans come here to start a new life, to get a better life,to do jobs to help there starving families. The African American children are just playing together as a clique like how your son hangs out with his friends. Chinese wont hurt anyone , their nukes are for defence like returning a nuke from a firing country. In the Nanking massacre the Chinese didn’t fight back at japan because they know violence isn’t the answer and the japanese told them that they were just gonna be pows
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8:32 pm
You guys suck. it seems no one gets satire, talk about uneducated morons, Chinese and Americans alike!!
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10:10 pm
“…that your still sounding racist ” Dear Mr. Edward Tong please learn some English. Or maybe you can’t because you’re a dumb Chinese? HAHAHA Go back home to Chinar.
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7:32 am
Learn how to spell China.
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7:12 pm
“Chinese Are Evil But Racism Is Always Unacceptable.”
…wow.
you are just contradicting yourself.
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8:12 am
This is a joke, right
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9:58 pm
Obviously this is a joke, nobody is that stupid.
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1:05 am
Hahaha are you serious!? Just stop this psycho babble while your ahead.
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3:56 pm
A person stupid enough to believe in all this crap cannot have the ability to type. Therefore, you are either extremely stupid or an extreme troll. Either way, I invite you to perform fellatio on me.
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1:38 pm
In the name of Christ our Lord, I also invite the troller to suck my penis, for in this day, that which the Lord hallows daily with his Grace and Love, my penis is hard and I am exhausted from laughing when I read article after article on christwire.org. I want to come in Amber’s mouth immediately and experience Grace in this life! I love Christ and cumming (and I also hate the Chinese, they are constantly destroying the USA with their roving bands of hateful imps, and all the Chinese Samurais and Kamikaze fighter plane pilots who have come back from the dead are trying to fuck our daughters).
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6:05 pm
aint nothing wrong with chinese you stupid cracker. the only people that are wrong are dumbshits like you who catagorize them as different people.
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9:33 am
you are using incident words it shows yr culture and yr teaching and its a good name you use .
Drink yr own pison.
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5:27 pm
“Little” Mexicans? Do you know how long it takes to acquire a language? Do you know about the dynamics of languages and how old you have to be in order for the language to be easily acquired. Languages are never quickly learned, unless you’re a baby learning your first language. Take a linguistic course. Plus, Mexicans are only sneaking into a land that was originally theirs, a land that still names their towns in Spanish, a land who shares a lot of cognates with them.
Jesus did not have white skin, I can bet. Oh, and someone’s race does not absolutely relate to the color of his/her skin. We have black Mexicans, we have black Puerto Ricans, we have black Cubans. We have yellow Mexicans, we have yellow Brazilians and Venezuelans. We definitely have white Mexicans, Argentinans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, etc etc etc. Color does not equal race!
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9:04 am
Every Chinese person I know is evil including myself. I hate having to look in the mirror and be reminded that I’m chinese.
Note to Soul: Please reincarnate as an American in my next life!
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3:02 am
You evidently don’t know about reincarnation. If you hate beings Chinese then go ahead and do surgery that Americans are so fond of these days. BTW you can’t say “American” because first off none of our ancestors were here like the Indian American that the US put in concentration camps (just like how they did to the Japanese). Isn’t the US beautiful making people outcasts because of their ethnic groups, while it claims to be a “free country”? BTW Amber hasn’t learned anything of God. Truth be told she’s manipulating, or should I say lying, about the bible. THE BIBLE SAID TO LOVE NOT HATE YOU IDIOTS! CAN YOU NOT READ? Don’t think you’re going to heaven Amber. All you do is slander others.
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3:14 pm
that was obviously sarcasm.
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9:19 am
You know the Chinese pray to the Dragon its in the Bible. money is their God and they will do any thing for money. They go as a migrant to another country once they establish the people of the land becomes beggars like Indonesia. they teach you how to be corrupted it runs in the Chinese Blood. Jesus chased the devil into the pig but the Chinese love to eat the pig . why ? its a fact. see the Chinese economy they sell every thing under the son dump it on the other country finally the local people in America become Beggars and Jobless.why china is communist because they will destroy each other and they will be selfish . so it stays as communist .why the Chinese dont go back to china for Good they known how they will live,.Thank God Judas was not a Chinese he would have sold christ and traded with the Pharisee for Jerusalem.
its Fact read the Revelation it answers the yellow skin.
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6:04 pm
Wow, I usually don’t call people names, but you are not right in the head. I am all for a good debate when the topic is reasonable, but this is absurd. I am more afraid of the radical Christian Right in this country than I will EVER be of any foreign country.
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10:18 pm
Yo, me too! *high five* ching chong chang~
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7:07 pm
dude, you must be fucking retarded. samurais aren’t even chinese they are japanese. you fucking white people are stupid. you are obviously very closed minded and i pity the fact that your IQ is also obviously very low. maybe it is time you open your eyes and take a long look at the world because you are living in the past.
peace fucker
xx
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3:30 pm
hahaha ! this is a joke, right ?
Well, if youre talking seriously, you need help woman. You have serious issues. You have obviously never been to china, or even out of the country. So please please, shut the fuck up.
And Danica, fuck you ok ? Cause ” you white people” is seriously pissing me off, you actually think we all think that ? Dude, that woman is crazy, but dont take it on us.
peace
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8:32 pm
First off: Fuck you up the ass dumb bitch
& btw the japanese bombed pearl harbor
why don’t you crawl out of your little fucking hovel and go back to highschool
oh wait- I mean middle school.
go burn in hell you motherfucker
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1:40 pm
You ppls are thick do you not understand this is a joke. All the dopey shites going on about linguistic skills are so easy to provoke.
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2:33 pm
(This isn’t Alex as in me (Truly Atheist))
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8:02 pm
You are extremely racist because they’re Japanese, dumbass! I should throw holy water at you for saying these impure thoughts, you goddamn son of a bitch!!!
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10:44 pm
I am chinese and I really appreciate those that are voicing their opinion against this article but I believe that the author is just looking for attention and to piss people off so please just laugh it off and restrain yourselves from giving Amber the attention she so dearly craves.
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8:54 pm
Wang!! You are an idiot, this is called Satire. What were you, educated at Tsinghua or Beida??
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2:55 pm
This is stupid
You’ve obviously never met a Chinese person before.
PLUS, everything you’re ranting about was from the Japanese
Oh and you spelled gringos wrong.
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8:37 am
I’m informed this is a satire and the text is meant as a joke. I don’t find it funny, but it is meant to be. So don’t take it to heart.
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10:16 pm
…I find it funny
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8:49 pm
well.. you say black ppl an mexicans are fucked up too eh??? you truly have a mind of adolf hitler.
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2:59 am
Samurai is a japanese warrior. Speak american? China fought against America in WWII (a related chinese post). Omg cant you guys see this is a parody website????
Putting aside the religious stuff (bigotry, intolerance, ignorance, etc) this site is full from factual inconsistences to plain out silly nonsense data!!
This site is fun.
its on favorites now hihi ^^
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3:12 pm
omg this is so embeded in ignorance.. you guys suck my di ck in hell
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4:38 pm
Why don’t you learn English? Because that’s what it’s called, not American.
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12:53 pm
ching chang chong poq gai gaga Amber I fuck you in the ass baby you so good you so good with God on your side.
By the way, say hi to Peter Pan for me.
Hi.
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8:11 pm
RAWR. POSTING IN GERMAN TIME.
Wow. SO viel FAIL. Ich glaube, ich konnte den Verstand verlieren. Ich bin so verdammt froh, dass ich ein Atheist. Wenn ich in dein Gott bleved, hatte ich mich zu toten, wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder. Ich bezweifle, dumbasses Sie auch Deutsch sprechen. so scheitern.
HALLO GEOFF.
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8:22 pm
I AM GOD. I HAVE NO MAN PARTS. I LIKE TO LOOK AT GEOFF WHEN HE FUCKS A WOMAN, CUZ HE B HAVnG ParTs o’ MANZ!
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9:35 pm
The most jacked up article I’ve ever seen. I can understand if you hate on CHINA but hating on an entire race is ignorant and absurd. You are the entire friggin reason for the controversy of the search suggestion that comes up in google saying “i am extremely terrified of chinese people!”
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4:23 am
Pearl harbour was bombed by Japanese.. why are you so ignorant? Go back to school.
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5:10 am
Hi there I’m Chinese from Hong Kong. I just feel nothing (or should I be angry?) about this article (or joke?) except found it pretty funny. Hey maybe come to our city sometime and you may love it! Especially the food! No worry no one will like to kill you…
Btw I love US. New York is nice and look very much alike our city.
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9:13 pm
You know this is a satirical article right? This entire website seems to be making fun of extreme christian conservatives in a very dry style of humor. Its just to make fun of those ignorant assholes. And, if there are christian people who take this website seriously, I laugh at you. I laugh hard.
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12:23 pm
Its really satirical? Some christians are so batshit insane I cant even tell the difference between a joke or a serious christian article.
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8:39 pm
I will make my children spawn with your children. Asian babies will take over the world! But, hey at least the the economy got a boost from all the chopsticks that need to be made
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1:16 am
Idiot, that was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor.
The Chinese fought the Japanese in WWII, and it was epic because two of the parties that kept trying to kill the other actually teamed up. GMD and CCP.
Communist isn’t bad, actually. The USSR was the only country with 0% unemployment. America got pwn’d on that one.
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8:05 pm
This post is so bs. u no jesus was an arab right? and you’re racist saying chinese are evil.
STUFF YOU!!!! SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CHINESE!!!!
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9:08 am
wtf this author is seriously fuked up wat a dum fuk
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2:35 am
The Chinese don’t have samurai swords. That’s the Japanese, baby. But I guess your cognitive skills are not sufficient to differentiate between two different nations. Similarly, the Japanese bombed pearl harbor in WWII. China was invaded by japan in WWII too. What sort of website is this, where messages of hate is spread? What does this say about your religion? Everyone who’s not white and christian should die, huh? Be assimilated or you shall burn at the stake. HAHA! btw, I’m Chinese. Yeah yeah I’m evil, fuckers.
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4:19 pm
Hi Amber,
I’m 16 years old and I just love cock. Is this normal?
I especially love Chinese cock. Please help me.
Thanks,
Michelle
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2:48 am
Amber, you do realize that the Samurai sword was japanese. There is a huge difference between these cultures.
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3:29 am
samurais are not from china, they are from japan..
use your head before you post something like this.
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3:31 am
lol, amber is such an idiot
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8:14 am
hello? the japanese use samurai swords -.-
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8:19 am
HEY. U ARE A CHRISTIAN OR CATHOLIC RIGHT? SO HOW CAN U WRITE SUCH THINGS? I REALLY THINK UR VIEWS ON THE CHINESE PEOPLE ARE DAMN FUCKING SCREWED AND U SHLD JUST GO SCREW URSELF.
AND I REALLY THINK U OUGHT TO STOP MIXING THE CHINESE PEOPLE UP WITH THE JAPANESE AND STOP BULLSHITTING AND INSULTING THE CHINESE PEOPLE.
I AM A CHINESE MYSELF. SO I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH INSULTS TO MY RACE
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9:03 pm
moron!!!
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11:21 pm
Seriously, someone plz tell me this is a satire! Or else I’ll migrate to Mars. Even though there is no oxygen there, at least there is peace.
This is the most stupid and ignorant crap I’ve ever read. Can’t believe that I’m wasting my time typing a reply to it now. Instead of writing this hate post, author, plz go read the Bible or the Confucian Classics
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9:00 pm
Good one！
You are almost smart enough to recognize satire….but not quite! Never mind!! You not only wasted your time replying, but came across as an idiot in the process!!! well done!!
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1:32 am
First of all, Chinese don’t have samurai swords. That’s Japanese.
Second, about 1/6 of the world’s population is Chinese-not 1/3.
Do you even know what you’re talking about?
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1:34 am
The Chinese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor.
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2:22 pm
Oh, I think I saw some fucked up bullshit splitting out of your mouth.
Wait a second, I’m not sure if it’s your mouth or asshole.
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3:30 pm
actually its 1/5 of the World population who is chinese I include Immigrant to Western country as well
and chinese never been Evil it’s only the propaganda that USA want to make us believe Nobody went here I’m pretty Much sure Obama went there and he enjoyed his stay if chinese were evil he would have tortured the president No ?
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5:21 pm
Richard Nixon, a Republican, first went there. His heart was filled with shock with how they torture their citizens and do communist blood rituals to their innocent.
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5:35 pm
The same richard nixon who got disapprouved by the world wide the same richard nixon who actually stole his election the same richard nixon who just said Bullshit to get elected
No seriously You believe In politician I can be a politician and said USA IS crap will you believe me ? no
republican in USA is a Real joke they preach Intolerance to Other country and believe they are the best when actually its them who are the worst
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12:20 am
I don’t want to get in an argument about all the problems in this post however I’d like to point out this error (there are others similar to it, such as the Twin Towers, but I find this one quite interesting.)
“…terrorist Chinese sneaked over to bomb Pearl Harbor”
That was the Japanese. Get your facts right before writing about ANYTHING. Thanks.
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11:01 am
This Christian mocking is going a bit too far. I am not Christian and I am still annoyed.
(people, this whole website is satire, get it?)
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3:01 pm
JESUS WASN’T WHITE YOU SHITHEAD!
The people of that region are ALL tan.
Subsequently, so was he.
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.
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3:12 pm
God obviously hasn’t granted you witht the capacity for wisdom
crawl in a hole and die you stupid ass Hok Gwai.
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3:18 pm
Ooops?
Did I write Hok Gwai?
That’s a black person.
My bad.
I meant “Bok gwai”
Now go be a “Ham Bao” in some other place
We have no room or oxygen to spare on a “sa gwa” like you.
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3:51 am
That Asian woman is freaking beautiful! I’d take her in a second over that fat white bitch.
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12:10 am
AMBER, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! IGNORE THESE ASSHOLES!
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5:30 pm
Amber, last I checked, we spoke English, hence why in school we take ‘English’ classes, not ‘American.’
And, yes, honey, you are racist.
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1:38 pm
Wow.
Told me she was stoned when she writed it! XD
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6:09 pm
There are so many things wrong with this article I don’t know where to begin. First, as an atheist, I am far more concerned with Right Winged Christian nutjobs than I will ever be of any foreign nation. Secondly, who still thinks like this woman, today?
“I hate it when I go to my son’s sporting events and notice all the nice little Afro children sitting together with their big white tshirts and high fives, segregating themselves from mingling with the school’s original neighborhood population.” You talk about racism as something bad, then you write something like this. First off, what is an Afro Child? And, who is the original neighborhood population, you mean Native Americans?
People like you make atheists like me cringe. Your influence on the next generation scares the hell, not the literal hell which does not exist, out of me. I am amazed at the ignorance that is shown here, I truly am.
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9:17 am
These Americans are frightening me…
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10:50 pm
The creator of this page is (hopefully) making a fake page, kinda like 101 reasons why bread should be destroyed, and then there are hundreds of comments of people who take it literally and personally and get all outraged. Sure, it’s inaccurate and extremely racist, but I hope people can tell it’s not serious. And the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. Have a nice day..
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11:23 pm
even if it’s a Fake page there is a lot of american ( too many if you wnat my opinion ) who think chinese are evil and should been destroyed from the earth face
The Good thing is USA can’t attack china because if they destroy china the economy will fall and if USA lost they are destroyed
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9:32 pm
ok, eum…, people, we should really stop arguing about this…
I mean, either this a a joke or a serious article.
If it’s a joke, then it’s so fucking not funny.
If it’s serious (which I find really hard to believe) then that guy is an asshole. This article doesn’t even deserve an intelligent debate over it.
The only way this could be interesting is if this is somehow a metaphor/satire to warn us against something wrong in our own society, still, it doesn’t look like one.
So bottom line: in every possible case, the author of this article is an asshole (sorry there is no other word to describe what I want to say). So please ignore this website.
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5:59 pm
actually its only show how american are stupid and only follow the Politician without questioning
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6:20 pm
I see where you come, not being able to spell makes you smart.
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8:51 pm
yeah I’m from the real world do you know where the real world is ?
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12:40 am
To all ignoramuses out there, every True Chinaman knows that katanas (Chinese for Dick Smasher) originate from China, developed by Bruce Lee and were first used to create delicacies out of fetuses and puppy dogs. It is no way a Japanese invention, since Japan is a lame knock-off of China, and have 0 originality except for tentacle porn, which the Chinese also invented, but gave to Japan to discredit them.
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1:29 pm
… Fucking retard…
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10:52 pm
YOU FAIL.
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11:11 pm
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU COMMENT ON RACIST STUFF, YOU RACIST BASTARD. Seriously. Since you have so much time to exercise racism, why don’t you go Google the stuff so you get the facts right first? “Chinese are evil but racism is unacceptable” Oh, the irony. Go fuck yourself, bitch. Just proves what a dumb fuck you are. Posting stuff like this and expecting to be accepted by God. Pfffft, yeah if you worship Satan. We’re all humans and you have absolutely no fucking right to deem your white ass higher than any other race because on the inside, you’re way more disgusting than any of those who commented here. I hope you lived a long and miserable life. Bye.
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12:06 pm
In all honesty, even if this is just for some joke site or whatever, this is truly messed up. I didn’t find it /funny/ at all! Seriously! And for the people who did, where the hell did you put your brains? Even if this wasn’t meant to be “serious”, it sure as hell sounded serious to me. By writing this, you’re not making people laugh, you’re making people angry. I am not talking to the people that probably ARE laughing right now, because they obvious have no sense, no feelings.
Be sensible! I’m not Christian or anything, and I don’t really care about the whole “Bible” talk (I’m sorry if this offends you), I’m writing because of the racism laced in between these words. The Chinese are not “EVIL”, the Chinese didn’t BOMB us, the Japanese did. But, that doesn’t make the Japanese evil either, because they had a reason. Also, using the Chinese as an excuse to bash other races is just messed up. This honest makes me believe that you’ve never met a person who wasn’t of your race.
And one thing that really did piss me off, because I put my heart into the Japanese culture, is the whole “Samurai” part. Have you ever heard of a Chinese “Samurai Warrior”?
Well, I wish you the best of luck in life.
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12:07 am
“By writing this, you’re not making people laugh, you’re making people angry. I am not talking to the people that probably ARE laughing right now, because they obvious have no sense, no feelings.”
Well, half the fun is making people angry. If it weren’t for the reactions of people that are too stupid to realize this is a joke, we wouldn’t have the hilarious comments section. And yes, people that laugh at this have no sense, no feelings. Actually they do have at least one sense: a sense of humor.
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2:26 am
let my start off by saying i hate chincs and speics beaners niggers and sand niggers too, but sence where on the topics of chincs and there beady eyed delusional dreams of world domination via the companies quilted northan target and jiggaloo, i hate them, all chincs are baby cocked cum dribblers that do nothing but hope to rape yaks and yetis and kill american babies because there low on cats and dogs, you cant trust them as far as you can through them(from experience this prety far) and i want nothing more than to have all the TRUELY american nascar drivers, who probably drink budwiser, to gun it down the streets of hong kong and start making rice cakes out of those commi nut jobs, and feed them to allthose queers in san fransico. If you where a right minded american you would feel the same way. Forgive me if ive gone of topic. Praise Christ or savior. AMEN
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2:31 am
Joe the great more power to you you are the fucking coolest most true speaking person on the web. i wish i new you in person so i could introduce you to my kids because you would be a very good role modle. i hope we can someday meet and go kill all kinds of chincs together.
Amber i want to fuck your brains out and eat them to gain your wisdom
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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3:37 am
hi,
my name is jaren lee. you can call me jj for short. i am a youth pastor at a church that strongly agrees with the viewpoints of this website. we are always accepting new members. if you are interested or have any questions whatsoever please feel free to call me anytime. i am always available to provide guidance and spread the word of christ our savior. You can reach me at (414) 467 7223. if i do not answer please leave me your name and number and i will get back to you with the quickness of jesus’ healing. or you can try to contact my understudy james at 414 546 4678. thank you very much for your time and i hope to hear from fellow beleivers soon!
sincerily,
jj
amen
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8:35 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahah!this was hillarious thank you amber thank you!
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4:33 am
White ppl are from Europe not America. TEHE
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11:47 pm
I’m not finishing this satiric article. You lost me at-
“Christ had love for all the other races, be they black, yellow, brown or red. He did not discriminate against those without his white skin, but offered his love and mercy instead.”
Either this article AND website is total satire, or you are a complete and total fool for truly believing that Jesus had Caucasian skin.
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12:13 am
Lighten up, Ezzie. Seriously, it’s people like you that are slowly destroying the meaning of free speech. “You can’t joke about that, it isn’t funny!” Fuck you, I can joke about anything. And if you had a speck of a sense of humor, you’d get that there’s such a thing as making a joke at the expense of others without being completely malicious about it. I wholly object to your attitude, and humbly request that you either get a sense of humor, or leave.
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12:18 am
So do you enjoy joking about child rape and domestic violence?
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12:22 am
Sort of over-simplifies things doesn’t it Claire? But even in that case, I have two points of confusion:
1) If your beef is that they are joking (i.e. not serious) about things you think are not funny, then why argue with them as though they really believe the positions they take? You don’t get anywhere by saying “your research is invalid.” They already know that.
2) There are real, actual problems in the world. What are you trying to accomplish by arguing with trolls on the internet?
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12:28 am
“why argue with them as though they really believe the positions they take?”
Because by joking about sensitive topics they’re (in my opinion) no better than people who truly have those beliefs, so I treat them both the same.
“What are you trying to accomplish by arguing with trolls on the internet?”
What are YOU trying to accomplish by going to websites only to laugh at sick comedy and point out to people that it’s satire?
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12:34 am
“Because by joking about sensitive topics they’re (in my opinion) no better than people who truly have those beliefs, so I treat them both the same.”
Really, now? I think half the point of joking about it is to reveal the absurdity of the position. When you make an argument, poorly, for a ridiculous opinion, your implicit statement is that that opinion is wrong. Your entire crusade against this site is based on a simple misinterpretation of the purpose of satire.
“What are YOU trying to accomplish by going to websites only to laugh at sick comedy and point out to people that it’s satire?”
I have a lot of free time. What’s your excuse?
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12:37 am
Claire, because this site, the christwire, is pretty much recognized as the best in the business, perhaps in the history of the genre. LBC is not christwire. And you day in and day out only make yourself look stupid. Millions of people come here, but you are the only one of your kind, you either are starved for attention or incredibly simple. Probably both.
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12:38 am
“I have a lot of free time. What’s your excuse?”
Well according to you I’m just stupid. Unlike you I haven’t been afforded the luxury of simply having a lot of free time – it’s either a) I’m in on it or b) I’m mentally handicapped.
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12:42 am
Hey now, let’s not get snappy. I’m in a transition phase, it’s different than being lazy.
But honestly, if you’re not in on it, I just don’t get it. You have dedicated a great deal of effort to making points on this site that the creators probably agree with. In fact, outlining the absurdities of extreme fundamentalists was probably one of the founding goals of this site. Analyze the context and intent of the site, not just the content. The content is a single layer of what’s actually being conveyed. Everything else seems lost on you.
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12:46 am
Who said I was getting snappy? If you say I’m retarded then it must be true, since you apparently know all.
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12:48 am
“If you say I’m retarded then it must be true, since you apparently know all.”
The word I used was “stupid” which is hardly synonymous with “retarded.” Jeez, people are so sensitive.
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12:51 am
Oh, I feel so much better now! I’m just stupid, not retarded! Thank god!
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12:54 am
Well quite honestly Claire you can’t really call me out on this one, considering that civility is hardly your strong point.
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12:56 am
So I lack civility so that makes me stupid? But it doesn’t make me retarded?
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12:59 am
… what? I meant you can’t call me out on saying mean things to you.
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1:01 am
Yes I can call you out on it, considering how I’m obviously mentally deficient. You should be ashamed of yourself picking on a stupid person.
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1:03 am
Well now you’re just being petty.
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1:04 am
You shouldn’t use such big words. I’m stupid after all.
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1:09 am
Meh, now you’re just weirding me out.
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1:11 am
Look, Claire. Just because you touched a hot button of mine on the internet doesn’t mean I’m a bad person. If the point you’re trying to make is that calling you stupid was hurtful, just say so. I’ll apologize. No harm done.
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1:46 am
And now GOM has learned that trying to have a logical decent conversation with Claire the cat girl is a waste of energy. She only enjoys putting other people down and can’t do anything positive in her own life.
She is like the bitter artist who never paints anything, but is always putting other people’s art down.
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1:12 am
“You shouldn’t use such big words. I’m stupid after all.”
PC4UCB
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1:48 am
Claire is not stupid, she is just mean sprited and hollow inside.
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11:28 pm
I’m not Chinese but I hate your whining-”I’m-an-American-I-have-the-right-to-ask-for-anything” attitude.
Believe you me, I talk to your people everyday and everyday you manage to get me all worked up and make me hate you people more. I dunno where you got the idea that the world should give you everything you ask for. Bad news, Americans.. The world don’t just revolve around you.
But yes, the Chinese people are evil and they’ve been putting formalin on almost all their food products and they use cheap, harmful stuff to make products cheaper without people realizing the bad effects that those things could do.
Yes, they’re fucking evil — about 30% of my country’s population is Chinese. They live on my motherland and discriminate us like everything they step on is theirs. They bring in drugs and enslave our poor countrymen.
Yes, I hate them all. To be honest, as much as I hate you Americans.
Don’t worry, I’ve no plans on stepping afoot on any of your lands. Go on and brag about conquering the world or who gets to kill who first. I just wanted to say my piece.
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1:32 am
Americans demand things because we invented EVERYTHING in the last 100 years – we know what we want and we make it happen. Not like the French who just whine and get nothing done. Name one thing that the Chinese have invented in the last 1000 years except for Swine Flu.
Hell, Americans even invented the fortune cookie!
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1:42 am
Very funny, one of the best articles yet, could not stop laughing. “Terracotta heaven”? hahaha
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11:27 pm
Hilarious. Excellent work. The obliviousness in the comments is a wonderful bonus.
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