Chinese Are Evil But Racism Is Always Unacceptable
May 30, 2009 by Amber
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Values & Lifestyle
My friends, as we sit peacefully at home right now, ready to enjoy the freedoms of love and Democracy on a Saturday, the devious little hands of the Chinese plot our demise.
They detonate nukes in the name of their god. They daydream about the moment when the lifeblood of your loved ones trickles down their family’s ceremonial Samurai sword. Make no mistake, we should have great fear of the Asiatic Chinese, for the day shall come when they attack and try to kill us all dead!
As mentioned before, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.
Every day readers send in thousands of emails, many asking for loving lifetips and others sending items of immorality. Sadly, there is one other type of email: those accusing me of being racist for wanting my country to protect my family from the roving hordes of the Chinese.
Dear readers, racism is a very ugly thing. It pains my heart when the poor little Mexicans who sneak to our country cannot speak American, just because their friends are all too racist to learn the ‘gringoes’ tongue.
I hate it when I go to my son’s sporting events and notice all the nice little Afro children sitting together with their big white tshirts and high fives, segregating themselves from mingling with the school’s original neighborhood population.
Christ had love for all the other races, be they black, yellow, brown or red. He did not discriminate against those without his white skin, but offered his love and mercy instead. We should do the same thing too.
Christ’s love is a wonderful thing and so it’s such a sad shame that so many immoral peoples have burning hate in their hearts.
I will never understand why a nation stockpiles nuclear weapons and threatens to fire missiles at all who are different. I will never understand why they instill unfounded fears in the hearts of their children, spreading lies and teaching their young to give misgivings to all who are different.
My friends, just like the Arab terror people the Chinese are scared to death of our great nation and therefore embrace a culture that’s against the American race.
From the moment it is born, they brainwash their kids to hate our American ways; they teach teach them we are very different, shield them from the good of our culture and then, make them think we are all out to get them.
Raised in such an environment, it is no surprise that terrorist Chinese sneaked over to bomb Pearl Harbor, the little sand terrorists grew up wanting to destroy our Twin Towers and now, they are developing nukes to shoot at your family.
I fear that it is too late for these people. There are over 2 billion Chinese and Arab terrors in Asia, all raised wanting the same thing: being the harbingers of death and destruction to Americans.
Against such odds we must endure in this world. A world in which over 1/3 of the population hates our American DNA and wants us, our God and our civilization all dead, dead, DEAD.
In granting us the capacity to love, God also born with us the capacity for wisdom. China’s culture is veiled and when they show off a bit of it, it’s always to remind us that they want us gone.
We know very little about the Chinese besides that they teach their kids that America is evil, that there is a war coming and that they will have great rewards in terracotta heaven for killing us all dead.
For these reasons, let us continue to hide in the throne room and pray that God blesses us with the strength to protect ourselves from the Chinese. Let us pray that we get a good leader like Senator McCarthy or President Bush who will protect us from communist conspirators.
Above all else, let us teach our children the lessons of Christ. It is not okay to be racist against the Chinese, but it is fine to be extremely terrified of their unknown culture and sinister warmongering machinations.
Honor all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the king.
I realy want to know what bible you read! This is not a joke or a way to insult you, I just realy want to know.
Coz saying Jesus’s skin was “white”?! You know he was born in Bethlehem, right? And that’s in Palastinia right now. I’m not sure if you’ve ever been there, but I have. It’s kinda warm and sunny there… and it kinda lacks “white” people over there.
So I was wondering. Does your bible state that Jesus whas “white”, or that everyone there was “white”. I wonder.
Ow and I also heard most people (in the US) beldieve the Bible was written in English. I was wondering if that was true.
I hope I didn’t insult you in any way by asking these things. But I would realy like to know how you think about these things.
And again apologies for my english
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The Bible was originally written in three languages: Aramaic, Hebrew, and Greek. It was not translated into English until the 1500s by an Englishman whose name escapes me. But if you have questions about Bible stuff, I would seriously think twice before posing any of them to this Jesus-Freak. She’s f**king nutzo.
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actually the bible was translated by matin luther a german(as far as i know at least)
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Amber, you are one fucked up daughter of a bitch, go to hell
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Well I lived there and yes the Chinese(Communists) are Evil, but remember they spend huge amounts of time undermining, they are not afraid of hard work.
I see in practice the Chinese Communists are far more dangerous than the Soviets ever were because they practice more effective brainwashing through re-writing the Chinese language culture, and therefore shape and create what thoughts a person may be able to have. If there is no word for it, and you cannot directly experience it, like the experiences of an Orange (Smell, Taste, Sight) directly compared to Freedom (How do you “see” it?). Then they control it.
Please make sure you include the word Communists in your terms of examining the Chinese. The Communist part is the part which has destroyed then rebuilt the idea of “Chinese” in their own image.
In effect the Chinese Communists are themselves no longer really Chinese, and yet have Replaced Chinese with a new generation of people who have no connection to anything.
Joe McCarthy was wrong at the moment he brought the red scare, because we though of it in terms of something we could sort of figure out, (Russians who became Soviets). Try imagining the Red Scare with the the Chinese, who hide their evil, because they are not proud on the outside, but are on the inside much our own destruction.
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Oh good. I was afraid this was going to be neo-fascist propaganda. Thank you for opening my eyes
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Your articles and this whole site have to be a crock. I simply can’t believe a person can be this STUPID and ignorant about their world. The Chinese aren’t our enemies!!! If anything they’re one of our biggest allies economically because we do so much trade with them. And actually in recent years China has become more socialist than full blown Communist. Their economy was liberalized in the early 80s which explains why they are such a prosperous nation today. The fact that you still fear boogey men like Soviets and Chi-coms shows how backwards and uninformed you are. You speak with conviction of how the Chinese want to kill us all with their Samurai swords of doom but first off, Samurai swords are Japanese not Chinese. If you weren’t such a racist biggot you would know that. Secondly, HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO CHINA?!! How can you say such things about a country if you have never been there? It’s a small-minded, hateful, and brazenly ignorant thing this article is. I hope your church pastor reads this some day and thoroughly ex-communicates you for saying such things. If God said “Love thy Neighbor” you certainly are doing a lousy job of it!
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it kind of is a satire…
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You know this must be one of those sites where everyone thinks the devil is in everything. The author of these articles probably thinks Spongebob Squarepants and Harry Potter are the Devil. People like her make me sick. I’ve lived in the bible-belt and where I come from we have lots of phrases for people like her: Jesus-Freak, Bible-Thumper,Holy-roller, oh and my personal favorite: “Holier-than-thou-in-your-face-religious-dangerous-fanatic-wacko. This woman is the kind of basket case that sounds like she would join a cult or something.
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oh did you know America also has nukes,that your still sounding racist but to all races but white because you make every other race sound worse than it is even in the line where you said racism is bad you still say that Mexicans are bad and African American children are bad. Mexicans come here to start a new life, to get a better life,to do jobs to help there starving families. The African American children are just playing together as a clique like how your son hangs out with his friends. Chinese wont hurt anyone , their nukes are for defence like returning a nuke from a firing country. In the Nanking massacre the Chinese didn’t fight back at japan because they know violence isn’t the answer and the japanese told them that they were just gonna be pows
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You guys suck. it seems no one gets satire, talk about uneducated morons, Chinese and Americans alike!!
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“Chinese Are Evil But Racism Is Always Unacceptable.”
…wow.
you are just contradicting yourself.
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This is a joke, right
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Hahaha are you serious!? Just stop this psycho babble while your ahead.
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A person stupid enough to believe in all this crap cannot have the ability to type. Therefore, you are either extremely stupid or an extreme troll. Either way, I invite you to perform fellatio on me.
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aint nothing wrong with chinese you stupid cracker. the only people that are wrong are dumbshits like you who catagorize them as different people.
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you are using incident words it shows yr culture and yr teaching and its a good name you use .
Drink yr own pison.
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“Little” Mexicans? Do you know how long it takes to acquire a language? Do you know about the dynamics of languages and how old you have to be in order for the language to be easily acquired. Languages are never quickly learned, unless you’re a baby learning your first language. Take a linguistic course. Plus, Mexicans are only sneaking into a land that was originally theirs, a land that still names their towns in Spanish, a land who shares a lot of cognates with them.
Jesus did not have white skin, I can bet. Oh, and someone’s race does not absolutely relate to the color of his/her skin. We have black Mexicans, we have black Puerto Ricans, we have black Cubans. We have yellow Mexicans, we have yellow Brazilians and Venezuelans. We definitely have white Mexicans, Argentinans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, etc etc etc. Color does not equal race!
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Every Chinese person I know is evil including myself. I hate having to look in the mirror and be reminded that I’m chinese.
Note to Soul: Please reincarnate as an American in my next life!
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You evidently don’t know about reincarnation. If you hate beings Chinese then go ahead and do surgery that Americans are so fond of these days. BTW you can’t say “American” because first off none of our ancestors were here like the Indian American that the US put in concentration camps (just like how they did to the Japanese). Isn’t the US beautiful making people outcasts because of their ethnic groups, while it claims to be a “free country”? BTW Amber hasn’t learned anything of God. Truth be told she’s manipulating, or should I say lying, about the bible. THE BIBLE SAID TO LOVE NOT HATE YOU IDIOTS! CAN YOU NOT READ? Don’t think you’re going to heaven Amber. All you do is slander others.
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that was obviously sarcasm.
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You know the Chinese pray to the Dragon its in the Bible. money is their God and they will do any thing for money. They go as a migrant to another country once they establish the people of the land becomes beggars like Indonesia. they teach you how to be corrupted it runs in the Chinese Blood. Jesus chased the devil into the pig but the Chinese love to eat the pig . why ? its a fact. see the Chinese economy they sell every thing under the son dump it on the other country finally the local people in America become Beggars and Jobless.why china is communist because they will destroy each other and they will be selfish . so it stays as communist .why the Chinese dont go back to china for Good they known how they will live,.Thank God Judas was not a Chinese he would have sold christ and traded with the Pharisee for Jerusalem.
its Fact read the Revelation it answers the yellow skin.
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dude, you must be fucking retarded. samurais aren’t even chinese they are japanese. you fucking white people are stupid. you are obviously very closed minded and i pity the fact that your IQ is also obviously very low. maybe it is time you open your eyes and take a long look at the world because you are living in the past.
peace fucker
xx
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hahaha ! this is a joke, right ?
Well, if youre talking seriously, you need help woman. You have serious issues. You have obviously never been to china, or even out of the country. So please please, shut the fuck up.
And Danica, fuck you ok ? Cause ” you white people” is seriously pissing me off, you actually think we all think that ? Dude, that woman is crazy, but dont take it on us.
peace
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First off: Fuck you up the ass dumb bitch
& btw the japanese bombed pearl harbor
why don’t you crawl out of your little fucking hovel and go back to highschool
oh wait- I mean middle school.
go burn in hell you motherfucker
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You ppls are thick do you not understand this is a joke. All the dopey shites going on about linguistic skills are so easy to provoke.
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(This isn’t Alex as in me (Truly Atheist))
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You are extremely racist because they’re Japanese, dumbass! I should throw holy water at you for saying these impure thoughts, you goddamn son of a bitch!!!
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I am chinese and I really appreciate those that are voicing their opinion against this article but I believe that the author is just looking for attention and to piss people off so please just laugh it off and restrain yourselves from giving Amber the attention she so dearly craves.
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Wang!! You are an idiot, this is called Satire. What were you, educated at Tsinghua or Beida??
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This is stupid
You’ve obviously never met a Chinese person before.
PLUS, everything you’re ranting about was from the Japanese
Oh and you spelled gringos wrong.
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I’m informed this is a satire and the text is meant as a joke. I don’t find it funny, but it is meant to be. So don’t take it to heart.
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well.. you say black ppl an mexicans are fucked up too eh??? you truly have a mind of adolf hitler.
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Samurai is a japanese warrior. Speak american? China fought against America in WWII (a related chinese post). Omg cant you guys see this is a parody website????
Putting aside the religious stuff (bigotry, intolerance, ignorance, etc) this site is full from factual inconsistences to plain out silly nonsense data!!
This site is fun.
its on favorites now hihi ^^
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omg this is so embeded in ignorance.. you guys suck my di ck in hell
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Why don’t you learn English? Because that’s what it’s called, not American.
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ching chang chong poq gai gaga Amber I fuck you in the ass baby you so good you so good with God on your side.
By the way, say hi to Peter Pan for me.
Hi.
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RAWR. POSTING IN GERMAN TIME.
Wow. SO viel FAIL. Ich glaube, ich konnte den Verstand verlieren. Ich bin so verdammt froh, dass ich ein Atheist. Wenn ich in dein Gott bleved, hatte ich mich zu toten, wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder. Ich bezweifle, dumbasses Sie auch Deutsch sprechen. so scheitern.
HALLO GEOFF.
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I AM GOD. I HAVE NO MAN PARTS. I LIKE TO LOOK AT GEOFF WHEN HE FUCKS A WOMAN, CUZ HE B HAVnG ParTs o’ MANZ!
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The most jacked up article I’ve ever seen. I can understand if you hate on CHINA but hating on an entire race is ignorant and absurd. You are the entire friggin reason for the controversy of the search suggestion that comes up in google saying “i am extremely terrified of chinese people!”
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Pearl harbour was bombed by Japanese.. why are you so ignorant? Go back to school.
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Hi there I’m Chinese from Hong Kong. I just feel nothing (or should I be angry?) about this article (or joke?) except found it pretty funny. Hey maybe come to our city sometime and you may love it! Especially the food! No worry no one will like to kill you…
Btw I love US. New York is nice and look very much alike our city.
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You know this is a satirical article right? This entire website seems to be making fun of extreme christian conservatives in a very dry style of humor. Its just to make fun of those ignorant assholes. And, if there are christian people who take this website seriously, I laugh at you. I laugh hard.
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Its really satirical? Some christians are so batshit insane I cant even tell the difference between a joke or a serious christian article.
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I will make my children spawn with your children. Asian babies will take over the world! But, hey at least the the economy got a boost from all the chopsticks that need to be made
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Idiot, that was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor.
The Chinese fought the Japanese in WWII, and it was epic because two of the parties that kept trying to kill the other actually teamed up. GMD and CCP.
Communist isn’t bad, actually. The USSR was the only country with 0% unemployment. America got pwn’d on that one.
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This post is so bs. u no jesus was an arab right? and you’re racist saying chinese are evil.
STUFF YOU!!!! SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CHINESE!!!!
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wtf this author is seriously fuked up wat a dum fuk
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The Chinese don’t have samurai swords. That’s the Japanese, baby. But I guess your cognitive skills are not sufficient to differentiate between two different nations. Similarly, the Japanese bombed pearl harbor in WWII. China was invaded by japan in WWII too. What sort of website is this, where messages of hate is spread? What does this say about your religion? Everyone who’s not white and christian should die, huh? Be assimilated or you shall burn at the stake. HAHA! btw, I’m Chinese. Yeah yeah I’m evil, fuckers.
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Hi Amber,
I’m 16 years old and I just love cock. Is this normal?
I especially love Chinese cock. Please help me.
Thanks,
Michelle
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Amber, you do realize that the Samurai sword was japanese. There is a huge difference between these cultures.
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samurais are not from china, they are from japan..
use your head before you post something like this.
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lol, amber is such an idiot
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hello? the japanese use samurai swords -.-
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HEY. U ARE A CHRISTIAN OR CATHOLIC RIGHT? SO HOW CAN U WRITE SUCH THINGS? I REALLY THINK UR VIEWS ON THE CHINESE PEOPLE ARE DAMN FUCKING SCREWED AND U SHLD JUST GO SCREW URSELF.
AND I REALLY THINK U OUGHT TO STOP MIXING THE CHINESE PEOPLE UP WITH THE JAPANESE AND STOP BULLSHITTING AND INSULTING THE CHINESE PEOPLE.
I AM A CHINESE MYSELF. SO I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH INSULTS TO MY RACE
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moron!!!
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Seriously, someone plz tell me this is a satire! Or else I’ll migrate to Mars. Even though there is no oxygen there, at least there is peace.
This is the most stupid and ignorant crap I’ve ever read. Can’t believe that I’m wasting my time typing a reply to it now. Instead of writing this hate post, author, plz go read the Bible or the Confucian Classics
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Good one！
You are almost smart enough to recognize satire….but not quite! Never mind!! You not only wasted your time replying, but came across as an idiot in the process!!! well done!!
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First of all, Chinese don’t have samurai swords. That’s Japanese.
Second, about 1/6 of the world’s population is Chinese-not 1/3.
Do you even know what you’re talking about?
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The Chinese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor.
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Oh, I think I saw some fucked up bullshit splitting out of your mouth.
Wait a second, I’m not sure if it’s your mouth or asshole.
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actually its 1/5 of the World population who is chinese I include Immigrant to Western country as well
and chinese never been Evil it’s only the propaganda that USA want to make us believe Nobody went here I’m pretty Much sure Obama went there and he enjoyed his stay if chinese were evil he would have tortured the president No ?
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Richard Nixon, a Republican, first went there. His heart was filled with shock with how they torture their citizens and do communist blood rituals to their innocent.
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The same richard nixon who got disapprouved by the world wide the same richard nixon who actually stole his election the same richard nixon who just said Bullshit to get elected
No seriously You believe In politician I can be a politician and said USA IS crap will you believe me ? no
republican in USA is a Real joke they preach Intolerance to Other country and believe they are the best when actually its them who are the worst
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I don’t want to get in an argument about all the problems in this post however I’d like to point out this error (there are others similar to it, such as the Twin Towers, but I find this one quite interesting.)
“…terrorist Chinese sneaked over to bomb Pearl Harbor”
That was the Japanese. Get your facts right before writing about ANYTHING. Thanks.
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This Christian mocking is going a bit too far. I am not Christian and I am still annoyed.
(people, this whole website is satire, get it?)
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