God Proves His Love For The North Pole (Summer Solstice 24 Hours of Light)

Abe
• ChristWire
May 11, 2009 5:59 pm12 comments

In the book of John, we learn that all good shines in the light of the Lord while sin hides away, festering in the dark. It is no coincidence that Satan is hailed as the dark lord as all dark things on Earth tend to be more sin-filled.

Each year, a reminder of how God loves light occurs on Earth and it is known as the summer solstice. During this time God tips Earth in such a way that the Sun never sets in the Northern most, pure portions of our planet.

Even if infected by little sin here and there, for a part of the year the snow white, pristine parts of Earth gets to bask in the glorious daylight for 24 hours straight. This is truly glorious and wonderful to behold. We have a timelapse video so you can enjoy this evidence of God’s love.

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12 Comments

  • Anon/Factboy

    That’s called the 24 degree tilt of the earth, causing the sun to shine on the North pole and create long days and long nights. I guess you could say that was from God, though. Outside the usual ramblings you add, good post. I like it.

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  • but your forgetting the opposite side of this “miricale” in your “pure north” you also get the same time of pure darkness so by your logic god gets half and satan gets half

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  • TheWretched

    That is SCIENCE!

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  • Finally, you’ve proved that God wants us to kill ourselves. Good job. I always love know the inner machinations of non-existent invisible sky creatures.

    http://www.38thespot.com/content/aroundtheweb/story/Getting-Too-Much-Sun-Could-Cause-Massive/BkbPAysWBkeGja-dgnofUw.cspx

    While most of us feel depressed with a lack of sunlight, some places in the world see an increase in suicides because of too much sunlight.

    A new study from Europe finds being exposed to constant daylight is linked to a spike in suicides. Swedish researchers looked at the suicide rates of people living in Greenland, a country so far north that the sun never sets in the summer months.

    They found the number of suicides increased during these daylight months, especially in northern Greenland, where 82-percent of the suicides occurred in the summer.

    Researchers speculate prolonged daylight triggers insomnia and imbalances in serotonin — making some people vulnerable to depression and suicide.

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  • “It is no coincidence that Satan is hailed as the dark lord as all dark things on Earth tend to be more sin-filled.”

    To what are you referring, or is this a (not-so) thinly veiled attempt at being a racist?

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  • antE ton yllotaT

    What is this? Abe POSTING something about SCIENCE. Without his incorrect spelling in any of the article’s words.

    That, and you Christfags didn’t believe in science.

    … For the love of Krichevskoy… I don’t know what to call this… aside from possible samefaggotry.

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  • TheWretched

    Please use a girl with bigger breasts than her.

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  • The dark is to show his disappointment with our sins. God isn’t delusional, like some certain atheists.

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  • sounds like someone else is the delusional one. and i already told you im not an atheist, but most likely your too retarded to remember what happend a few days ago

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  • As if God can’t make the Sun shine in such a way that such things would not happen. I love how ignorant atheists always try to put the power of God in a limited box.

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  • Ah yes, in much the same way He could give Republicans a viable set of brain cells…

    …but chooses not too.

    Oh the tricksy ways of that dinosaur bone planting trickster Yahweh.

    I will give Him some credit though, the big heavenly Stoner did manage to leave pot plants & psychedelic mushrooms lying around everywhere, so He can’t be as completely loony as He appears, eh?

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  • (Well, I’d do Rozalin, but no one’s ripped her expression sheet yet. Then again, I don’t think I have seen any expression rips from Disgaea 2…

    I have Jennifer’s expressions, but there’s not too many of them… And I also fail RPing as her.

    Besides, I like delicious flat chest. Not to mention Etna’s my favorite female character in the series (Laharl’s my favorite on the side of males.))

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