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President Barack Obama Restarts Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunals
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In an unprecedented show of wise leadership and ability, United States President Barack Obama has reopened military tribunals in Guantanamo Bay.
The ongoing tribunals are a forefront method of acquiring information for the war against terror. Spearheaded by the prior administration of noble President George W. Bush, the tribunals encourage suspected terrorists to reveal information that will allow the US and allied military personnel to make informed decisions to effectively combat enemy advancements.
Many of President Barack Obama’s most ardent supporters are shocked and upset with his decision to restart the military inquisition of suspected terrorists. Some of his liberal cohorts have even gone as far as to publicly state that they are very upset by Obama’s wise decision.
It remains unconfirmed if our dear President Barack Obama will allow terrorists to also be gently waterboarded in order to politely compel them to share more information with US intelligence.
6:20 pm
I so want one
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7:02 pm
You don’t know how much I laughed from this. This made my day.
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1:47 am
When will we get the complete robot chick?
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3:28 pm
abe is a moron…that is all
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10:18 pm
I want one too!
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9:26 pm
“This is outrageous. Japanese scientists have created a new video game where people can electronically control a man’s thingy or a woman’s sallyjessy!”
“thingy”? “sallyjessy”? You bitches can’t even spell “penis” or “vagina”?
God, I renounce Thee.
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9:27 am
and here i thought you were serious for a bit
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4:05 am
Hate to point this out, but no one would have known about this if you hadn’t made such a stink about it. But now that you have, I want one too for when I’m on the road and unable to fulfill my husband duties at home. Now I can
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8:25 pm
Please sit back as I draw two men having consensual sex in Japanese-cartoon style.
Mmmmm. Sexy.
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6:12 pm
How is it that you aren’t secure enough to say ‘penis’ or ‘vagina’. And seriously, what are you getting involved for? If it were the will of God to kill these people, then ‘Boom’ they’re dead. Why worry about what other people do?
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