Satan Uses Death Metal To Enter Grandma’s Body
When will people ever learn that Death Metal is the official music of the Kingdom of Hell. Time and time again we show evidence of what happens when people listen to certain music.
A little techno? Satan used it to enter two girlses’ bodes. A little 8-bite urban hipped hopped? A group of normal kids suddenly went out and sold drugs and uncontrollably slapped women.
When you listen to secular music, the gateways of morality are cracked by the Satanic vibrations of the vile music. In this video we see an innocent grandma and grandpa minding their own business, when suddenly some evil death metal comes on.
Notice how they loose control of their bodies once Satan enters it, then their eyes start to glaze with hell’s fury. I’ll be writing YouTube to ask them to take this horrific video down.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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12:42 am
CSB Note: Post censored for impiety.
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3:41 am
THOSE ARE THE COOLEST GRANDPARENTS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5:59 am
I think this site is doing a very good job of turning religious people into atheists. Well done, bravo, clap. clap. clap. Having strong views is one thing – making yourself look stupid at the same time is another.
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2:14 pm
So…I really really want to see YouTube’s response..
Did you see the way the grandmother stopped her activity to tell the grandpa to “bang your[his] head? That children, is called control of one’s actions…which means, children, that Satan was not involved in this humorous musical romp..
at all.
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2:30 pm
Here’s mine.
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5:11 pm
If a religious nut goes like this while listening to a pastor, he’s filled with the holy spirit. When a average joe listens to techno and gets like this, he’s a Satan spawn. Oh, the hypocrisy.
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5:19 pm
Even though I question people who claim catch the Holy Ghost and all that, the Bible does mention the holy spirit falling down upon people during the day of Pentecost. It also warns about Satan infecting living creatures, as he does through evil music.
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3:35 pm
i Dont personaly belive in christ or follow the bibble becose it doesent make sense to me, but iI think those are the coolest grandparent a man/woman could get!!!!!!
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5:05 pm
satan used my penis to enter a woman’s vagina,
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1:29 pm
HAHAHA
It is ok for you to believe in what you believe in.. I personally do not believe in Satan, nor Christ being the “son of God” or any of that religious fantasy stuff. You have to respect that.. And it doesn’t matter in the end.. Because if I am wrong about it, I will ultimately be punished for it. And that is my decision. And if the astronomically small chance you are right about anything is the truth.. Then I will be proven wrong. And because God in that case is good.. Then I will be forgiven.. As will everyone with a different belief on this planet..
Let me say a few other things in response to every single thing on this site; Because our world is for everyone.. And your views are only one side of the complex coin that is reality.
The Bible is just an archaic, fictional book, written by people.. And it has been rewritten and rewritten and over exaggerated to fit the needs of the ones who use it, as a tool to control people. And I think you have to be really unintelligent to fall for it. I mean.. Read it.. Some things that are supposed to have happened in it. Are just not physically possible… Ignorance is bliss.. right? Albeit there are some interesting stories in it.. And morally good things. It is undeniably just a book. Because if it were the true words of God in the sense you believe. Then you would not be able to rewrite and make different editions of it.. Am I not right?
Parents should just teach their children to be good, honest people that will function in human society, without introducing religion.. Instead of teaching them a bunch of lies that their parents told them. No matter what religion it is. Let them choose to be religious when they are able to decide themselves if they want to be as gullible as their parents. By doing this.. There would be less war in the world. Religion needs completely separated from politics.. The reason is this.. Because you are in essence the same as your Muslim counterparts. Only a different extreme.. And the world would be a better place without all the hatred you cause!
I think it is wrong to try to forbid the proven truth about genetics as well and the denial of mathematically proven facts like the Big Bang Theory. It is Mathematically proven.. So it has to be true! Remember when you thought the world was FLAT!! And that Earth was the center of the Universe!! Well.. It says so in the bible. No wait.. That was removed during the enlightenment so as not to make the church look like fools.. The only reason you want to get rid of it.. Is that you know it is true.. And you want more control over your children.. and you want to deny them the right to think on their own. Some good parents..
I also think it is wrong to treat people of different sexual orientation. Because homosexuality exists in nature everywhere.. And if there is a God. Then he made all homosexuals as well.. Open your eyes!! It is Everywhere!! Most of your clergy is!!
Because God is omnipotent.. And God chooses to make people the way they are. Hey.. That is your own belief is it not..? So if that is the case then God made them that way.. And saying anything else make you all hypocrites. And by judging other people and treating them different make you into sinners and Christian unbelievers. Therefor you have NO right to decide to deny them a church wedding. It is not a mere humans decision to deny anyone the love of another person. Only God can judge them.. And if you so happen to be right.. Then it won’t matter anyway.. Cause you did the right thing in not judging them. Marriage is actually older than Christianity.. Older than religion.. And you have no right to think only you have dibs on it.
Pathetic.. Rock, heavy metal and ALL other music, is just music. Created by people.. Not magic to call demons or other fairytale creatures.
Thanks for giving me a good laugh anyhow. People like you will cause more children to listen to rock and heavy metal. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
People like you are the reason it exists in the first place!
Bring back SANITY to the world! And common sense!! And TOLERANCE!!
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3:46 am
lol what was friggin awesome!
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2:06 pm
This is soo true. I used to be an innocent, pure christian white boy, but as soon as my friend introduced me to rap, I became a black, drug selling pimp. Hopefully people will recognize the threat this type of music has on our beloved community. Our world would be full of peace, except for those damn Arabs who don’t accept our Christian morals, without this type of music. You know your stuff. You go girl!!!
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2:10 pm
I agree with Mr. Macdady, I was once a good christian until I started listening to the devil music of country. Now everytime i see a black person i want to go get my noose and make a mississippi wind chime out of him! Atheist bastards! sellin drugs to my kids!
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10:55 am
QUOTE: A little techno? Satan used it to enter two girlses’ bodes. A little 8-bite urban hipped hopped? A group of normal kids suddenly went out and sold drugs and uncontrollably slapped women.
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“girlses’” is not a world. And for that matter wtf is “8-bite urban hipped hopped”? And Finally, can I get a link to that video on youtube? My computer’s flash player sux satans cock. And just because I can, here a pic which encompasses my opinion of this website
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11:02 am
wowo, if you call that a “possession” you fail. You haven’t seen me yesterday night at one of my favourite bands concert! First row, headbanging like mad and shouting my lungs out! I had so much fun!
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11:10 am
lolololololololololol this website r fagnubs
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11:04 am
cannibal corpse baby!!!! the definition of pure awsomeness!!!!!
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11:14 am
Thats the problem with most music today, take mily cyrus, brittany spears, amoung others. they sing songs that people fornicate too. They are all possessed by the devil. They need structure and bible study in their lives. When Sarah Palin becomes President in 2012 and the GOP takes control of Congress many changes will need to be made. here are some of the top things this country needs to take care of:
1. A federal ban on masturbation
2. A federal ban on abortion
3. Make prayer in the schools mandatory
4. Abolish the Federal Income tax (no more handouts to deadbeats)
5. A federal ban on homosexual activity
6. A federal ban on sodomy
7. No more environmental laws (global warming is a hoax)
8. Abolish science classes in schools
9. Privatize Social Security
10. Increase Defense Spending
11. A Federal Law banning DMV’s
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11:21 am
Scott these ideas are Great and this is why it is so important we get Sarah into the White House.
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11:21 am
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-virgins.jpg
i bet you are a virgin arn’t you?
yeah ban everything in exsistance why don’t you?
your not very smart to be honest the bible is nothing more than a story book and where in the bible doe’s it say you can’t have a wank? theres no such thing as a heaven or hell i think there just one in the same really if it does exsist plus music is a form of expression metal requires the most talent in modern music today just like classical.
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11:27 am
You sound like an Obama voter. For your information I have 3 kids and another one the way. What people dont understand about Masturbation is that it leads to worse things especially in young girls. It starts with masturbation then it leads to premartial sex, lesbianism and possibly prostitution. The same goes with metal music. If people want to listen to music then they can listen to good christian music. As far as the bible goes we must obey it so that we can get into heaven and be with the Lord. My suggestion to you is go pray for forgiveness, its not too late.
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11:34 am
One way that I keep my children away from this type of music is to get them involved in sports. I have two boys and they play football, basketball, and baseball. They attend a strict Christian school where they partake in Bible Study. In the summers they spend time at bible camp. Also in the summers they are put to work bailing hay, milking cows, and cleaning out stalls. There is not time for masturbation or loud music. Their computer time is also limited and monitored. I suggest this too all parents, have a computer set up in the family room facing outward then you can see what the kids are doing. Never and I mean Never use a laptop, they can sneak these into their rooms at night for late time play.
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11:44 am
“You sound like an Obama voter. For your information I have 3 kids and another one the way. What people dont understand about Masturbation is that it leads to worse things especially in young girls. It starts with masturbation then it leads to premartial sex, lesbianism and possibly prostitution. The same goes with metal music. If people want to listen to music then they can listen to good christian music. As far as the bible goes we must obey it so that we can get into heaven and be with the Lord. My suggestion to you is go pray for forgiveness, its not too late.”
ok ill be clear as possible i’m not american in fact i’m English and i’m not really into politics. Have a wank doesn’t make you an instant prostitute how in the world does it make sense? :S
Now on to music Metal is my religion to be honest where has “God” been in our times of actual crisis? Metal has been there since i was 7 it gave me a chance to be myself it never critised me or anyone its peoples creative opinions and in fact I’m also a lead singer in a Metal band. and as you know there are Christian Metal Bands in the world i suggest you listen to Scar Symmetry and Miseration there 2 christian style bands that don’t suck infact there awsome there riffs and drumming is spot on and well layered and Christian Alestrom’s vocals are amazing.
you sound like a reasonable man so try to see it from my point of view and see what i mean Metal and other music is a form of someones view on the world today. mainstream music for example is rather pointless music which talks about nothing thats all about money while Metal isn’t when i’m angry and stress Metal helps calm me down big time as it gives me room to breath and put my aggression into something else.
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3:43 pm
lets start scotty :
1. ban on masturbation How can you do That if they do it In their bedroom I’m pretty sure there is a Law in consttitution about that called having the right of PRIVACY first violation
2. Ban On Abortion : it’s women choice end of the story
3. Freedom of Religion : another constitution Violation
4. well This one would be hard to get rid no because if you actually ABolish the Income tax you won’t be the Greatest country anymore
5. if it’s in their Bedroom it’s their choice (go see number 1 for privacy)
6. Privacy again yet I don’t practice that Like 80% of the world
7. Sorry to tell you But in 2010 we have proof that Global warming actually exist In Canada we barely had snow this year ( finished in January ) yet its Getting around 26 degree celsius in february and march when Normally its around 0
8. No science No technology No technology No new weapon to fight for terrorism or build new car to increase economy its actually your BackBone
9. I wonder How can you Privatize something who is called SOCIAL
10. why the use of increasing “defense spending” ??? when there is more Urgent thing to do
11. I don’t even know what is a DMV it’s surely something good anyway
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9:49 am
Translation:
We allow free speech as long as it agrees with our views…
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12:24 pm
That’s not free speech. Your like Bill O’Railly, he call his show the “no spin zone” and only let callers in who agree with him. Free speech = Saying what ever the fuck you want. That’s what free speech is.
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12:36 pm
We allow free speech as long as it agrees with our views…
then it’s not free speech, fucker.
here’s what i don’t get, you allow several instances of a pic depicting jesus giving you the finger but censor a pic of a video game zombie with a gutiar, wow, your prioritys are just fucking perfect.
plus, there are so many people here telling your views to go fuck your brother that this whole site should be censored by the above logic.
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1:41 pm
“We allow free speech as long as it agrees with our views…”
You’re contradicting yourself, asshole.
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2:58 pm
I’ve heard of possessions where Satan can cause a person’s vocal chords to make his words come out of his/her mouth.
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5:18 pm
Lord Raptor approves.
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6:03 pm
I cannot believe that people are so ignorant. I give props to people who are spiritual ( finding god and piece of mind within ones self )but the religious who are just not happy unless their shoving their beliefs down other peoples throats as facts are beginning to wear thin on me. Do you people not have a brain? It doesn’t have to be mathematically proven (And Pat, there are universes out there that defy all mathematical calculation) to really know that religion is just a scare tactic drummed up by radicals who got tired of their wives being whores. I’m a good person, I do not steal, lie, cheat, murder, or covet. I do not need a book to tell me these things are bad, it is common sense. Live and let live people, because if we start throwing stones, we’ll see just how fragile this glass house we call earth is!
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1:27 am
So there are ‘universes’ out there that defy mathematics and science, and anything we can qualify, quantify or substantiate as statistically probable/improbable? Atheist, you fail big time.
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2:25 am
WARNING SCIENCE CONTENT!
It’s been shown with the math of string theory that there are 11 dimensions and a very good possibility of a multiverse.
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2:01 pm
Just because people don’t agree with you or the creation as stated in the bible (the big book of fairy tales) or your particular closed minded views on the world.. Does not automatically make them into Atheists!
What if YOU are wrong??! Did you ever consider that? Then this is ALL in vain! Don’t you have a mind of your own? Don’t you question anything you have been told? You just blindly follow what other people tell you is right..? Crazy!!
It is ok if you want to believe in something! But do not be so quick to pass judgment on, and discriminate other human beings!!
For me to seriously believe something it HAS to make sense! And THIS does NOT!
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3:45 pm
hmm You know that this Guy was actually sarcastic ?
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