Swine Flu Looks Like World of Warcraft!
Several months ago Pastor Gould warned us about the dangers of a new game called World of Warcraft. After extensive studies by our interns we found “WoW’ is responsible for the sharp increase of college drop-out rates and unemployment in the 16-25 year old cohort.
Studies also show that 56% of kids who experiment smoking Magic Mint did so because of World of Warcraft and of that number 34% became addicted and gateway to hard drug methamphetamine. Over 50% of these kids are now morbidly obese drug users with veneral diseases, and it’s all because of orgies with what’s known as WoW guilds.
Parents, this game is destructive and as your WoW playing son or potentially daughter is probably living in your house, you should immediately take it from them and throw it out with the garbage. It will only corrupt their mind and body.
If all these things were not scary enough for a parent, yesterday reader emailed the HolyMailbox to warn us about findings which show the swine flu looks exactly like a scene from World of Warcraft.
This is clear evidence that the millions of people who subscribe to this game have brought God’s wrath of plague upon us. There is nothing moral about how drug dealers and prostitutes organize what’s called ‘guilds’ on World of Warcraft, where they usher your son or daughter into the weapons, drugs and prostitution lifestyles.
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Author: Amber
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3:29 pm
I do believe you are an idiot. No backup needed.
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5:06 am
Please explain how people who play WoW are incaple of getting a girlfirend/boyfriend according to your related links, yet are now all infected with veneral diseases according to your article? Also please provide links to research to support your percentages quoted.
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3:33 pm
You can just tell by its title that World of Warcraft is inherently bad and will teach kids bad values. You add that to all the pervs you mention and it’s a parenting nightmare.
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1:12 am
How Ironic of a christian to bitch about war being bad
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9:56 pm
please, again, do not blame this on Christianity, which preaches for one
to love thy neighbor and even thy enemy as you would love yourself.
Christianity has no more defaulted to war than any other religion
in the hands of either extremists or the power-hungry.
As a Christian gamer, I find such attitudes as this to be
sadly misbegotten.
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5:05 pm
It’s official. I’ve lost all faith I had in humanity (if any).
Await your end, Christwire.
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7:51 pm
Amber, I’d like some evidence for those ridiculous claims of yours.
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2:42 am
it also looks like a half moon… omg gods gonna fry us now for looking at the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2:47 am
Only those crazy Wiccan loonies worry about the moon.
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2:59 am
Adam Nelson, I’m one of those “Wiccan loonies, and guess what? My Karma ran over your Dogma.
Dude, it’s a virus cluster, I’m sure you could see Jebus in the virus cluster if you tilted your screen the right way.
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3:33 am
In the last post, you didn’t use ‘your’ correctly. Perhaps with more order in your life, you would not make such mistakes.
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9:52 am
You poor man. Have you ever heard of the ‘Straw man’ fallacy? It means attacking only the weakest point in an arguement, and not acknowledging that the rest of said arguement has totally owned you.
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1:11 pm
(I should be killed for this. 8D)
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7:29 pm
Congratulations, sir, you have just won the Internet.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
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3:23 pm
Oh dear sweet jesus.
are you people fucking kidding me?
OKAY
NEWSFLASH ASSHOLES.
world of warcraft is what the fuck we’re living in.
IRAQ WAR
WW2
ALL OF THE WARS.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
all people do in world of warcraft is run around in a huge fucking world while killing a bunch of badly designed monsters to get money and experience points so they can level up in the game and go into huge ass dungeons.
this is bad?
FUCK NO IT’S NOT.
what’s bad are you homophobic, fun-o-phobic assholes upset about EVERYTHING that isn’t related to jesus, god, or the bible.
world of warcraft has no cursing in it, unlike my very rageful post, and shows no blood or gore, unlike the actual war in iraq with all their car bombings and that bullshit.
fucking christians.
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6:21 pm
I LOVE ADOLPH HITLER AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE
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4:04 pm
WoW sucks! Buy gmod you dang noobs and christians!
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4:34 am
ugh.. this is going nowhere. I hope 4chan fucks this site up..
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1:05 am
Oh dear God…that picture also looks like Australia!
Since Australia’s original inhabitants were pagan Aborigenes and godless ex-cons from Australia, they must have been spending the past 200 years engineering the strain for swine flu. Once video game technology came along, that was all to easy for them, and they used that single lab sample of their virus to design one map for their World of Warcraft game.
Now they’re all having orgies to spread the swine flu and venereal disease!
Dear Lord, Amber and Adam…this is the 21st century. As evil as it is, I would hope you recognize that just because two things appear similar does not mean they are. I would hope that some of the stories in the Bible taught you that much. Let’s turn on the lights and leave the Dark Ages. It’s not so scary.
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1:53 am
the pieces are all falling together now it was always the australlians! lol
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5:41 pm
RIGHT ON THEWRETCHED! LETS WEREWOLF THE SHIT OUTTA THESE FOOLS!!
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1:59 pm
WoW this website is funny! I love how all of you self-righteous christian bastards write these posts. Stuff like this almost makes me want to endorse censorship in America just so I dont have to listen to all your whining. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are utter genious’ when they stated that “Christians are retarded.”
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12:01 am
So does nobody realize how fake this shit is?
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3:49 pm
Do the internet a favor and shut the fuck up. Just STOP posting useless crap.
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11:49 pm
So wow, how can anyone be this ill-informed and generally ignorant and still be living unassisted? Or am I making a very wrong assumption that you are in fact living unassisted?
You do realize that this “new” game was released in 2004, right? Wow, and your pastor are only five years behind…
So these “studies” you speak of — the ones that prove that WoW is responsible for all of this unemployment (nah, it couldn’t be the economy!) and college drop-out rates (see: economy)? 95% of all statistics are made up, including this one.
Also… the comment about guilds and orgies was a real knee-slapper! I suppose you are way too new to all of this technology stuff to realize that people who play games together and communicate online don’t have to be in the same town, right? There’s this big “pipe” to this thing called the “Internet” that allows people from all over to work and play together. Guilds are usually composed of people who live nowhere near each other — so how can they conduct these “orgies” you speak of? It takes a whole lot of planning — not to mention money — to get people together in one spot when a guild has members globally dispersed. It’s not uncommon to have a guild whose members represent North America (FYI: that’s where the United States and Canada is located), Europe, Australia… pretty expensive orgy, eh? Yet to hear you tell it, they have them all the time. Wow, I’d like their frequent flier miles! With all that flying around to have orgies, I would imagine it would be a bit difficult to recruit your preciously spoiled brainwashed progeny into a life of prostitution, etc.
One last thing before I go. You *do* realize that throwing away the game doesn’t mean it’s gone right? There is such a thing as “downloading” where you can procure software from the Internet and install it on a computer! Better remove the CD/DVD drive from the computer too — that’s definitely the devil’s playground there.
I absolutely adore how profane you are with the “HolyMailbox” … you presume to call yourself holy? Does God know about this? I’ll bet he does and he’s a bit miffed.
I would pray if I were you…and if God speaks back, you better give Him a good listen. It’s not for me to judge, but you know, if I were the Supreme Being, I would be really angry with all the bible-bangers who monger fear and hatred in the name of their God… Jesus is coming and boy is He mad!
Good luck with that eternal damnation thing… I hear it’s really hot where you’re going.
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8:36 am
Amen.
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8:03 pm
well they could have at least talked about the “fake virus” in a level 50 Town who had happened several years ago I’m sure most people remember that they was a “disease” in the game that spread everywhere outside of the zone somehow looked like the swineflu
at leats it’s would have been a GREAT comparison
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8:22 am
Oh yeah we have Orgies all the time, right after we get done sacrificing a lamb, burning a few people alive, doing an insane amount of drugs, and drinking the blood of a demon.
Christians are fucking retarded, nuff said.
/wiccan
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9:53 pm
Please do not lump all of us Christians in with this group.
Every religion has its extremists that are an embarassment
to the rest of the believers. Actually, that’s true of
any social group.
Incidentally, I still do encourage any parents to monitor
any video game playing a child does. The psychological
development of a human involves a long period of
essentially monkey-see-monkey-do during the point when
we don’t have any other information to base decisions on.
Also, WoW and any MMO is a social gathering and monitoring
the people your children interact with is also a thing you
should do.
This is not saying that WoW or any other game are bad, however,
just that a parent should be responsible enough to actually
know what their child is doing.
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9:08 am
Great, more propaganda from Amber, first of all with the Chinese people, HOW does WoW affect our world? Most drop outs are not dropping out to play WoW, WoW does not make kids get addicted to crack, its BULLSHIT ive played WoW, theres nothing wrong about it, nothing at all you just walk around killing monsters and lvling up and stuff, it may be addicting but the point of it is to interact with other people have fun doing dungeons with other friends, ITS ANOTHER FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT not something that will end the world like from what you say “Chinese people”
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6:49 pm
Well thats no holy not like how Ben mogg is holy
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6:50 pm
Ben mogg is holy omg
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6:51 pm
what im thinking is holyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholyholy
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6:52 pm
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
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6:54 pm
freedom
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8:34 pm
So if you play wow, you’ll get into hard drugs, catch venereal diseases, and die? Those aren’t streches of the truth, those are blatant lies. And also, these guilds you speak of are actually game enthusiasts who play the game together, not organize blood orgies and cannibalize people and shit.
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10:09 pm
I had sex with Amber. She’s not that great.
She sucked me off for a subscription to WoW
And rode my cock for a CD key.
I have AIDS now…. I guess they were right. WoW can give you STDs.
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4:40 am
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people on here? I know a select few who think the same way I do, that this website is complete bullshit. Fuck you people who think wow and southpark is bad, and fuck the christian people you guys are fuckin idiots.
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4:42 am
Pastor Gould, i’ll hope you burn in hell : )) With the bible shoved up in your ass.
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10:10 am
What a shock! An angry child, who plays World of Warcarft, does not know when to capitalize the letter ‘i’.
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7:32 pm
What a shock!
A racist, prejudiced, lying zealot doesn’t know when he creates a typo!
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5:50 pm
You should back up your statements instead of asserting obscenely wrong points about the game. Swine flu is in no way caused by WoW.
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1:09 am
“Studies also show that 56% of kids who experiment smoking Magic Mint did so because of World of Warcraft and of that number 34% became addicted and gateway to hard drug methamphetamine. Over 50% of these kids are now morbidly obese drug users with veneral diseases, and it’s all because of orgies with what’s known as WoW guilds.”
LOLWUT?
52.09% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
seriously, are you crazy with those numbers? i play WoW. nobody i’ve EVER talked to EVER has had a “drug orgie” WITH ANYONE EVER
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1:20 am
KENMORE ARE NOT PLEASED
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12:12 pm
ROFLMAO
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1:16 pm
Mr. Adam Nelson, I’ve got a new story for you to publish.
In the game, we got some kind of Satan clones all around the area called Outland. They’ve got horns, tails, wings and even red skin. AND, wait for it.. most of them are in a place called HELLfire penninsula. Please cleanse them from this place. Demonstrate in front of Blizzard HQ and end this MADNESS which is the spawn of Satan himself!
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10:43 pm
I just had to post after seeing this pathetic piece of crap. I’ll refrain from swearing or blasphemy, because I do have some respect for peoples beliefs.
You almost lost the respect with this post. Seeing stuff like this just makes me sad. You can’t just take two things that look similiar and say
that they are the same. Nature shows us this, and I’d expect an adult to have learned this simple fact by now. I’ve heard about a serial killer who had
black hair. By your reasoning, every single person on the planet with black hair is a serial killer.
I’ve come to terms with the fact that the Church will always have fear mongering jerks like whoever came up with this article, but this set the bar a
fair bit lower.
Please, please respond to me. I would love to see your argument, or lack thereof. If you need me, I’ll be playing World of Warcraft, actually enjoying
my life. Have a nice day.
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5:44 am
Hey i dont care if you are a gay mr. author!
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11:03 am
God isn’t real, kthx
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10:29 pm
I am very curious where you did your research on the matter. Did you, or did you just take rumors around the congregation as fact? I’m not flaming you, I very seriously am curious how and where you came by this completely false information. If it’s a ‘reliable’ source, I’d like to see some citation so I can follow up myself.
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12:17 am
Swine flu is what is known as a “virus” and these “viruses”, because they have no specific cell structure, change forms very often. So basically, SWINE FLU DOES NOT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE NORTHREND!!!” Jeez! Learn some 7th grade science!
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5:51 pm
I have just a feeling that this autor is once banned by wow and try’s to get it down wich is not gonna work..
People just read these blogs to have a laugh and go back playing wow
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8:54 pm
This whole site just wins. It’s the greatest troll the internet has ever seen.
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7:29 pm
“OMG THAT GAME IS CURSED BURN THE EVIL WITCHES!!!”
the only thing cursed is your head with so many religious bullshit, you probably have sand where your brain should be, “drug dealers and prostitutes creating orgies called guilds”, do you even know what an orgie is? Group Sex… how can you have sex trough teamspeak?… its not like you can shove your dick up your microphone or something…
suit yourself…. and god is your so called devil.. the one who makes you do stupid things for him…
now seriously… its the 21st century… religion is overrated… everybody knows its not true except for some retards who listen to everything their preachers tell them “ur GOING TO HELL” they say… well ur already in hell… welcome
and no im not a angry world of warcraft player, im just someone with enough inteligence to understand the world, i play online games with my real life friends and family (does that make me a whore?)
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7:33 pm
well mr big-o religious mofo
that northrend picture was made back in 1990ish and the swine flu appeared in 2005… what is your explanation now “OMG THE PIC WAS SENT TO THEM BY THE DEVILL BURN THEM”
and that virus doesnt have a static form…. it can even be shaped like jesus… but if it was that way all the religious guys would come out and yell “LETS ALL GET THE FLU IT WILL SAVE US”
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8:17 am
Are you fuckin’ kidding me??? This website is a joke right? You people don’t actually believe this bullshit do you? Jesus fucking Christ I almost pissed my pants when i read this what a load of complete and utter bullshit. I would like to inform all you Christian retards on what the game is really about but i honestly have better things to do than explain something to a bunch of narrow minded retards. By the way you people need to see a fucking psychiatrist because there are some seriously fucked up things going on in your head… Jesus Christ…
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4:18 pm
This is absolutly the single most unintelligent thing i have read yet. Quite frankly anyone who seriously believes this must be crazy. I pity people who write stuff like this, for they must lack a brain. Open your eyes and realize, this is more childish then christian like. Pointing fingers, this is a disgrace, anyone who believes this is out of thier mind. If i were christwire, i would drop the WOW stuff because it only makes them seem idiotic.
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3:31 pm
“Studies also show that 56% of kids who experiment smoking Magic Mint did so because of World of Warcraft and of that number 34% became addicted and gateway to hard drug methamphetamine. Over 50% of these kids are now morbidly obese drug users with veneral diseases, and it’s all because of orgies with what’s known as WoW guilds.”
rofl wow you people are so dumb… drug users were drug users b4 they started playing the game… they play it cuz its fun n something they can do at home while theyre all doped up…if you do so much “research”, you would know that GUILDS are groups of friends who do raids together, not have sex together… thankk you for proving just how dumb you people really are and that you are pulling all this info our of ur asses..
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1:49 am
Is that the best you have Amber, a pic of Northrend? theres at least another 2 continents in WoW and you happen to find a picture of “Swine flu” that just happens to look like it.
I could post a pic a bootprint and call it “Swine flu”, ever heard of Matrixing? The unconscious mind seeing images that don’t exsist in everyday objects, DIDN”T THINK SO.
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9:39 pm
1. Wow… looks like someones trying to make up bullshit got the so called Lord.
2. ‘World Of Warcraft is Evil – Boy Goes Insane After Parents Cancel Account’ is fake, that kid put out a few videos.
3. You choose, chill inside and enjoy some laughs with friends on a game or go out and get drunk and have pre marital sex with anything with 2 legs and a vag.
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12:36 am
Alright alright alright! Let me tell you that World of Warcraft is like any other game. It is a very time consuming game, which makes it addicting. There is never an ending, so therefore you cannot beat this game, which makes it hard to stop playing because there is always something you haven’t accomplished in the game. The game makers make seasonal activities to keep players interested in seeing what will happen next. Which makes the game more addicting. However, I played this game for 3 years, and I do not play anymore. It is just the lack of responsibility, will power, and self incentive. Throwing this game away, will corrupt them more from the childhood of playing video games, which I think is essential to a child, to keep their imagination strong. It gives them a fantasy life they can live in, so that they can either escape from reality, get revenge by taking it out in the game, or just talk to someone if they need. I can honestly say this game helped me alot in life. It showed me what my priorities were, it kept me off drugs because I was too busy with school, work, and playing the game, while also being in a band and keeping up a social life. Secondly on the swine flu issue, it is a pure coincidence. The map of Northrend shown couldn’t have been made on purpose. Northrend and the Wrath of the Lich King was released before the whole swine flu pandemic. Also you should have posted more “evidence” that it looks like the in game screen shot. I have only found two pictures that the bacteria is shaped like the map in the game. It all depends on how the bacteria is shaped and formed, there is no definite shape of the swine flu. I think I have stated enough, and by the way, yes, I am a Christian aswell, I just have an open mind which obviously a lot of you need.
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8:15 am
I had to post this to my guild so they could all laugh too. See, we’ve been following these WoW stories, because they crack us up… it’s the best entertainment when you’re bored on your guild’s forums… you know, organising how to get people from New Zealand, Australia, America, Ireland, England and Canada all together in the one place to have a huge massive orgy and spread all our diseases, while smoking dope, shooting crack and getting drunk, is actually pretty hard, and we need a break from it now and then. See, some people have to receive donations for the airfare!
Also, nice call on the typo to the self proclaimed grammar lord. We had one of them on our server on WoW. He got banned, which made us all sad, because he was entertaining in trade chat. Ooh! I know who you are now! You’re him! You’re just annoyed they banned you for wasting your time correcting grammar for people who don’t care!
And nice touch with the term “Magic Mint”. Conjures up an image of someone grabbing some Bawls mints from thinkgeek.com, crushing them up, and smoking them in a peace pipe while playing WoW telling their guild how “good this shit is, man, you gotta try it! I’ve been awake for hours now and I just did 5 raids!” Sorry, but when I saw that, that’s the image that came to mind.
Oh, and, uh, WoW is only for kids? Crap, I better tell all my other married guildies, especially the ones with kids, to stop playing because they’ll end up morbidly obese drug users. Can’t let that happen, especially in their teens. Kinda weird if you revert to a teen and have a 28 year old kid…
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3:38 pm
My guild has the very best orgies EVER!!!! 1st we smoke, shoot, and snort all kinds of drugs, then we run around the neighborhood and kill at least 1 person, then all run back inside, kill some shit in game, then the best part…the orgy!!! For more information or to app our awesomeness guild go to http://www.sofakings-shadowsong.com I look forward to fucking you in the Ahole!!!!!!!!
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2:05 am
Hey I can spew out percentages too. Like 100% of the people who did this study, and came up with this wild accusation, have no idea what they actually talking about. Games have in no real scientific study ever been linked to anything that has been stated in this post. Now I am a ‘Gamer,’ and I have been one for as long as i can remember, and I have turned out a rather respectable member of society. But seeing as how I like to live my life without the “wool pulled over my eyes” I have to question the validity of your study. I mean seriously how many different groups were checked. Just ask anyone with at least half a brain and they can tell you that just looking into one little group of people (and by the way you didn’t even cite how many people where in this farce of a study) will not give you the bigger picture. Furthermore, I am not a religious person at all, but I have to believe that if there is a god, they would not want you to troll on the internet showing the world just how ignorant and insanely stupid you are. Thank you and Christwire.org you can go fuck yourself. Also, people who nitpick at other peoples spelling and grammar on an internet comment forum, when they themselves can’t seem to live up to their own standards need to shut they’re mouths.
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2:12 pm
You know what. You are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! I was lured into a “fun new game” by the gay boy at my school! Little did I know that after joining his “guild”, that it was almost EXCLUSIVELY homosexuals! They where all really nice to me and taught me how do dress and act. It was great! I felt like I had real friends! American Apparell was my church, and RAMPANT ANAL PORNOGRAPHY was my Bible. I felt really good letting myself run free and wildly persuing my desires UNTIL…. One night my World of Warcraft friend Craggy invited me over for a DEMOCRAT themed cocktail party. One minute I was drinking a strawberry coolie listening to the Glee soundtrack and the next Craggy and the rest of the guiild where BUM RAPING me! I tried to say prayers, but they started beating my with DILDOS and POOPING all over me! Spread the word! World of Warcraft is the devil’s FACEBOOK! STAY AWAY CHILDREN! GOD BLESS!
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5:14 pm
this site is a joke, right? I mean, these people can’t be serious, can they?
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1:23 pm
YOU
CANNOT
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SERIOUS!
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1:28 pm
I think the swine flu looks more like Australia than World or Warcraft… Oh no! That means that all Australians are addicted to methamphetamine and have VD! Amber gives a gross over generalization of the people who play the game. (I have not played World of Warcraft even once in my entire life by the way.)
One last point. You wrote “Studies also show that 56% of kids who experiment smoking Magic Mint did so because of World of Warcraft and of that number 34% became addicted and gateway to hard drug methamphetamine. Over 50% of these kids are now morbidly obese drug users with veneral diseases, and it’s all because of orgies with what’s known as WoW guilds.” Please cite your source. I would like to know where this information came from.
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2:12 pm
This is my first time seeing this website and I think it’s one of the most interesting ones out there. Swine flu and WoW – I never would have made that association. The best I saw up until now was comparing world of warcraft and crack.
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10:56 am
you stupid self righteous bastrds….you need to get a god damn life and stop puting this stupid nosense on heree….videos games do nothing negative to kids. if anything it helps make them smarter by excirses there brians…YOU fucks are what is gona do them harm …you feel them up from the time they are god damn born with your mom and pop propagnda….you want everyone to by the same because most of you are fucking patheic low life human beings that hate yourselevs so you use chirst to make you feel like your with everyone else….you dont take about anyone but your god damn selevs…if you really want to do the “chirtain thing why dont you start progams to feed the homeless and give them a place to stay, help aticts get off drugs or just fucking cut a old ladys grass…but you fucks chose to just say how anything thats fun and you dont understand is YOUR FAVORITE FUCKING WORD EVIL well i thing you people are the true evil your out for noone but yourselfs and you uses god as your tool….i hope there is a hell for you fucking assholes to burn
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5:52 pm
By your statement, I guess Conservatives and hardcore christians are intrinsically evil. Fail.
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11:17 pm
Me too. I would like to see the math on that one. Swine flu = World of Warcraft? How does it add up?
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11:25 pm
Did you see the picture that Amber posted? I’m going to call my friends to make sure they’re not subscribed/playing it.
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1:42 am
Actual proof Original Adam. That is just chance.
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3:13 am
your the loonie fool lol
and btw im a chaos pagan not a wiccan
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2:00 am
I like the moon.
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3:38 am
your really going after me for grammer lol
yes i know i used your wrong again
and order is for hookers and fat people
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1:56 pm
Awesome!
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5:41 pm
ADSFAKGHFDAFSJLAHDAFSJADFLAJGAHSDGAHHHHHHHHHH!
GET THOSE BOOBS OFF THIS PAGE. NOW.
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12:14 pm
Don’t worry. We’re working on it~
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12:25 pm
She’s too flat chested to have breasts.
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1:08 am
Yes…you do realize that that one was one sample of the stuff and one map of the World of Warcraft. Actually, how do we even know that that is the swine flu? It could be anything (captions can lie too…)
Do you not understand that?
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2:56 pm
I think the columnists here do a pretty good job exposing those Parker and Stone character for what they are: child exploiters. Check some of their stuff out on these two terrorists…
http://christwire.org/2009/04/watch-south-park-pinewood-derby-episode-online-now-christian-tv-review/
http://christwire.org/2009/04/watch-south-park-episode-eat-pray-and-queef-online-now-christian-tv-review/
http://christwire.org/2009/03/i-watch-new-south-park-episode-magaritaville-online-christian-tv-episode-review/
http://christwire.org/2009/04/watch-south-park-episode-fishsticks-online-now-christian-tv-revew-13×05/
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Parker and STone are pretty vile.
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3:09 pm
Not familiar with the term “tongue in cheek”, are you?
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3:16 pm
“child exploiters”
How can you exploit cartoons?
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12:43 am
well, it seems that you psycho christians have yet to understand. That print on a 2000 year old book with many altercations isn’t because of the creation of many different christian sects is not a valid source. Should have stayed catholic then maybe i could take you seriously
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1:39 am
Excuse me, Grammar Lord Adam Nelson, but I believe that you made a mistake in your post a few times above. You clearly are not loved by God, because He did not grant you with the knowledge of when and when not to use capital letters. It would be Stone, not STone. Before you criticize others for their mistakes, make sure you do not commit the same ones.
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9:39 am
This site is pure gold. You guys have got the be the most successful trolls known to mankind.
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