Update: The Gay Dolphins Strike Again

May 28, 2009 by Dan Nordgren
Filed under Videos

Today several hunters in Louisiana took the picture above and reported spotting a gay pink dolphin swimming around in Louisiana.

Several weeks ago, we warned everyone about these mysterious sightings of several genetically engineered homosexual dolphins.

Experts report these abominations to humanity were crafted to show they were gay pets by their pink skin and oversized sinhole phenotype, as seen here.

Since only 14 have been reported in nature to date, it is very likely that they are being sold on some type of perverted black market and being peddled around as a novelty act on the underground homogay’s circuit.

Here is a video of this create the last time it was spotted, in April.

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Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and rugby as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY