• Woman Bites Off Lover’s Twiddle Rompus

    May 6, 2009 12:52 am 30 comments
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  • A boss and secretary who were having an extra-marital affair saw their sinful antics bear the fruit of judgment, as after a car crash led to the secretary biting off her boss’ twiddle rompus!

    Marriage should be a sacred union between a man and his wife, and it is no laughing matter to betray one’s sacred oath. The Chinese boss is learning that lesson the hard way in this story.

    According to various reports, a woman was giving her boss non-holy mouth to south in a car parked in Singapore Park. As she performed mouth sins upon her boss’ thingy, God caused the car to be struck by a reversing van.

    The force of the impact violently jarred the woman’s head around and caused her teeth to clamp down completely. When the smoke had cleared, the boss cried in pain as his liferod had been bitten clean off!

    The woman surely wondered how her mouth was suddenly filled with a foul polska kielsba, but the day was to leave an ever more bitter taste in her mouth.

    The woman’s husband had suspected she was a whore and was cheating with her boss, so he hired a detective to follow her around. The detective observed the entire scene and took very detailed notes. Here is the summary:

    “The car with the client’s wife and boss stopped at Singapore park. After several minutes, the car started to shake violently but then, it was hit by a van.

    The client’s wife emerged from the car, screaming and her mouth covered by blood.”

    Luckily for the Chinese boss and the harlot, the investigator didn’t organize a mob to stone them to death but instead called medical workers to take the sinful pair to the hospital.

    The woman followed the investigator there, with a part of his manhood in her hands.

    Moral of the story: don’t cheat on your spouse, or God may cause you to get castrated told on in international news.

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    Dan Nordgren Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY

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