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Weeks ago people were up in arms as we judged Adam Lambert guilty of a case of gay.
“Just because he paints his fingernails black and sashays around like a sparkly Freddie Mercury doesn’t mean he’s spreading the homogay agenda”, said all you liberal dissenters out there.
Well now I hope you are all happy, because Rock N’ Roll’s premier sinfest magazine The Rolling Stone is now proudly carrying the headline:
THE LIBERATION OF ADAM: The WILD IDOL
As everyone sat on the sidelines wondering how this young man had so much talent, we knew all along that it was because he was possessed with Freddie Mercury’s specter. There’s no other explanation for it.
Now it’s being confirmed by this magazine cover and look who just happened to show up for the photoshoot. Our friend Satan! Look at how he slithers around Lambert’s secret parts, just proud of how when he gyrates it it causes all sorts of people unnatural feelings and sin.
My friends, take this lesson and spread the news. Satan is once again on the prowl, recruiting new people to do his bidding on the next season of American Idol. I’d like to see the stats because I bet 12% of the viewers of this season’s idol have turned gay from being captivated by Lambert’s performances of ‘Ring of Fire’ and ‘Black or White’.
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9:11 am
Oh my god.
YOU ARE BORN GAY.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY!
IF YOU HATE GAYS,
THEN DON’T BE GAY!
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1:11 pm
You are not born gay. Don’t be such an unmitigated idiot. How can you be born with sexuality? You don’t even know what your fingers are yet!
GAH.
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1:47 pm
The same way you were born with both a physical sex and a mental gender.
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9:42 am
Homosexuality is a choice. You can’t be a Gay virgin. You’re not Gay until you choose to have sex with someone of the same sex and KEEP doing it. You cannot be born gay. Its a choice and you know it.
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3:30 pm
If its a choice did you chose to be straight, no your dumb ass was born that way. Before you start spouting about what you don’t know and show your ignorance…Please get educated before you and the rest of the worlds racist uneducated speak.
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12:37 am
1. homogay agenda..every time i read it it makes me laugh out loud. it just sounds hilarious in my head
2. Madison is right.
3. snakes are awesome. and anyway, it’s green. it matches the title.
4. if he wasn’t gay, would you still say ‘oh look, satan’?
5. i’ve only seen american idol once with him on it. i don’t watch much tv.
6. i’m gay. and he’s hot. by the way.
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12:52 am
CoreyLives….you’re amazing.
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1:26 am
Your point 6 is quite prophetic, CoryLives, because nothing but the hot coals of hell await those who commit gay.
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4:15 pm
indeed. how ironic.
well anyhow, i beg to differ.
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11:45 am
First of all, I am a devoted Christian who worships God the Trinity: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Second of all, I am straight, and I do believe the ACT of homosexuality is a sin. That being said, here is my standing on this “issue”.
To all of you gay-hating Christians out there: This may come as a surprise to you guys, but there are homosexuals who are saved. Granted, when they reach Heaven, they will no longer be homosexual. I know you’re thinking I’m some liberal idiot right now, but think about it.
The verses in the Bible (I can’t recall them at the moment) that say that homosexuals will not enter the kingdom of God ALSO say that anyone who commits adultery, murders, steals, or has even told a “little white lie” will also be denied entry to the kingdom of God. But those verses (particularly the epistles) go on to say that because we are new in Christ, we are no longer labeled as adulterers, or slanderers, or murderers, or HOMOSEXUALS! We have repented and looked to God for salvation.
Now, we can turn and say that homosexuals haven’t “repented” and therefore stand condemned. As long as we live, we are surrounded by sin, even when we regret it. “For the things I want to do, I do not do, and the things I do not want to do, I do.” Even Paul is ashamed by his continual sin, AFTER he has accepted Jesus Christ. We’re all guilty of it till the day we die. But looking to God, and choosing to follow him, to not be identified by our weaknesses, THAT is what Christianity is about.
So yes, I am against homosexuality. I know it to be a sin. But you know what? I’m also against premarital sex, lust, stealing, lies and deception, some of which I am guilty of. Do I stand condemned? In a way, we all do. But God is stronger than all of our weaknesses. Just because their weaknesses are different doesn’t mean we’re better than them.
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9:49 am
You need to understand the Bible a little better. You can’t be a “saved sinner”, it doesn’t work. That’s a trick of the devil. The Bible says you can only be saved if you repent of your sins. That means stop doing what you’re doing. If you ask for forgiveness and mean it, you’re saved and you’re forgiven of your sins. God doesn’t even remember them anymore. If you ask for forgiveness and keep doing that sin you’re NOT. And if you die before asking for forgiveness – you die in your sins. Hell awaits.
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12:19 pm
there is only One Judge, the rest of us should look in the mirror
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10:55 pm
I cant believe this crap Adam Lambert is an amazing artist and its doesn’t matter if he is Gay, Black, Indian, Bisexual and it shouldn’t. everybody is different in there own ways and I just can’t believe people still believe this. I t doesn’t matter to me and i’m not gay but i don’t if somebody is. They are still the same they just like the same gender. and yes you can be born gay or you can become gay later in life.
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12:53 am
So…are you born straight?
Sheesh the narrow minded bigots abound on this site.
Adam Lambert makes me wish I was a gay man. *sigh*
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8:40 pm
is this site a joke or for real? it seems so ridiculous.
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5:07 pm
Its His Choice To Be Gay. You Have No Right To Judge.
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