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Devil Making Men Erect With New Britney Spears Topless Poledance Photo Scandal
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britney spears topless britney spears topless poledance picturesALERT: Satan is trying to make men erect by leaking topless photos of Britney Spears upon his world wide web of sin.
This harrowing news was anticipated last week when Celebrity Summer Nudefest was kicked off with the decadent Tonight Show, hosted by the not spiritually bright culture-blight Conan O’Brien. On his show he had Gwyneth Paltrow expose oiled legs and now Satan’s floodgates of debauchery have been opened for all women celebrities.
This latest ‘leak’ by Satan was first confirmed by internet site TMZ.com, who allegedly received a mysterious anonymous package in the mail. Sources report the package reeked of sulfur and had singe marks on it, so you can guess who the mailman was in this case.
Unedited versions of the photo have allegedly surfaced all of the globe, leading men without the Be Safe Online Family Override Filter into temptations of pornographic fornication and adultery of the heart.
I encourage all of you to pray and to be very careful when Googling information and opening emails from your buddies this week. This latest challenge from Satan will lead you down a dark road to poledancing strippers, back alleys and then death. There is nothing moral about those things so make God proud and stay on the high road of salvation, my dear brethren. Keep the faith.
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3:53 pm
“world wide web of sin.”? You’re a website.
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4:11 pm
I’m sick and tired of women letting Satan use them to tempt us men into sin. Like I said earlier, Eve did it first to Adam and now all her daughters are continuing the trend.
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5:55 pm
Adam, perhaps men should account for their actions for once instead of always pinning the blame on women.
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12:44 am
What’s wrong with telling women to keep their skirts pulled down and stop trying to tempt married men with sin?
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9:15 am
You know what?
Fine.
All the women will live in a place where we are socially accepted and not controlled by men and each other.
We will dance naked and celebrate life.
We will use the sperm banks to reproduce and teach all children,
male AND female,
that there is no reason to pass judgement on anyone.
There will be no “Satan” because we will not accept him into our free thinking world.
The white men will live on their own,
complaining about the sins of women,
refuse to find a way to reproduce due to fear of giving birth to the anti-christ,
and die.
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11:36 am
You’ve been watching the feminist Wonder Woman movie huh?
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1:00 pm
Cheers to that, Darling!!
God wants all of us to be happy
besides, remember
Jesuschrist forgave Mary Magdalene, even though she was a sinner
Enjoy life, Love God!!
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9:59 am
Granted, posing topless isn’t very classy, but it’s not the fault of women that men get so easily aroused, and it’s most certainly not our fault that married men cannot control their urges. Of course, not every man is like that. My dad, for example, is a man with very good morals. So just like I’m not labeling every man as a sex-crazed bag of hormones, you shouldn’t label all women as temptresses.
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11:29 am
If women weren’t chasing men around and trying to tempt them into affairs, it wouldn’t happen. I hope they know temptresses will meet a fiery eternal fate.
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1:08 pm
seems to me that you are gay…
that’s a sin, Sir!!
besides, if devil wants you falling, and you let devil leading you into temptation and away of God, that would be YOUR mistake!
not only with women, but also with so many things trying to twist your mind and love for God…
He said that men need someone to be with, he is superior, he gave us women to live, he know why and you souldn’t be questioning…
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3:50 pm
Eww, this is like so spoongag disgusting. I wish these girl celebs would stop flaunting their business around, no one wants to see all that.
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8:20 pm
This post is absurd. I am a christian and i agree with only like one thing you’ve said here. you sir give christians a bad name. It wasn’t leaked by satan you idiot it was leaked by a person a human being.
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6:19 pm
christanity is misogynistic. men should take responsibility for their own immorality instead of blaming other people. just accept that your f**ked up and theres no one to blame but yourself. other people can resist temptation why cant you?
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4:33 am
You can definitely see your enthusiasm within the work you write. The arena hopes for more passionate writers such as you who aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. Always go after your heart.
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9:13 am
Normally I don’t read post on blogs, however I would like to say that this write-up very pressured me to try and do it! Your writing taste has been surprised me. Thanks, quite nice post.
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10:45 am
Celebrities are promoting sex, violence, nudity and many other crazy stuffs! Maranatha!
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