• Gwyneth Paltrow Exposes Greasy Oiled Legs on Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (picture), Christian TV Review

    June 5, 2009 3:09 pm 1 comment

    Christian TV Review: Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien
    Episode June 5, 2009 (6/9/2009), Guest Gwyneth Paltrow

    Fornication is a very serious sin that will ruin a person’s life. It causes the spirit of temptation to enter your heart, where it festers to corrupt your morals and decency; it leads you into temptation.

    For this reason, tv producers and celebrities commonly use fornicated thoughts to tempt men to watch shows more and more. It looks like our lanky Irish friend, the pale blight upon society Conan O’Brien, is doing his best to take part in this trend on his new Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.

    As warned before, Conan and his show are sick and twisted. Your morals are lowest in the twilight hours and Conan does nothing but corrupt his handfuls of viewers with crude queef jokes, bears that ‘M’ and then has celebrities tempt a man’s thingy with uncrossing oiled-up legs.

    The latest piece of meat he lathered up with sin is actress Gwyneth Paltrow. I can only imagine the conversation he had with this poor woman in the green room.

    “Hey Gwyneth, you are old and no one likes you. If you tempt them with sin, however, and expose your legs and let me oil you up they will all lust after you and people will see your new movie. Make Satan proud and be a Hollywood whore for me.”

    Now that’s not a corroborated direct quote but given Conan’s foul “jokes” every night and history with the Simpson’s, it’s probably pretty accurate as to what happened.

    These tv big shot producers and hosts are corrupting the hearts of innocent, fragile women by making them think people only like them if they show off their glamorized secret parts.

    This is a lie of media as the majority of people go to see movies for quality content and plot development, not for the filthy and awkward sexual intercourse scenes or other immoral debauchery.

    Women are not sex objects and it’s time big Hollywood stop trying to sell that lie to the public and to these celebrity victims of psychological manipulation.

    I will be writing NBC to complain about this ‘incident’ and also ask them why they don’t find a new host for The Tonight Show or face a boycott, because this Conan O’Brien is already proving true to his expected bog-hopper ways of filth. Warning: The following digital media is highly immoral. Please pray then have women/children leave the room before reviewing.

    Image: Gwyneth Patrow Manipulated Into Oiled Legs On Conan O’Brien (photo)

    Moral Rating:
    D (Debauchery) for
    misogyny, crass humor, cussing, pornographic legs, psychological manipulation, media exploitation

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