• Pale Horse of Apocalypse Conan O’Brien Tonight Show

    June 2, 2009 6:05 am Comments Off

    The Tonight Show is a late night tv program that airs on liberal news network NBC. Its purpose is sinister as it loosens up audiences for sin intake via toilet humor and masturbating bears, then encourages them to worship the immoral celebrities of Hollywood.

    After notorious car-fetish comedian Jay Leno retired from The Tonight Show last week, his chosen replacement is an Irish immigrant named Conan O’Brien.

    Though his skin glows with the ethereal luminance of an angel, make no mistake that this potato-monger will be a blight unto your soul and have you burning to a black crisp in the ovens of hell!

    Upon reviewing this man’s history and watching his show tonight, it is obvious that he’s nothing more than a typical East-coast elite who peddles off impiety by the cartload.

    Just like most atheistic wonders, this Conan O’Brien is uppity and got his education from Harvard. He tries to act like an everyman with self-deprecating humor and cheap haircuts.

    Rest assured that he probably voted for Obama and writes gay-inducing jokes and such to promote homogay agenda and socialism while he tucks away millions of our American dollars in his Chinese bank accounts.

    Conan O’Brien was also a writer for the Simpsons. As you know the two Jews of the Apocalypse, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, have made Satan quite proud with their work on the children’s television show South Park.

    Imagine, if you will, a show that is South Park but is acted out by Vegas transgenic man-shes whose secret parts are filled with all sorts of odorous diseases and AIDS. They then go out and tempt your children to their sinful lifestyle with alcohol induced candy orgies attended by more homos.

    This horrible scenario does not even start to describe the dangers of The Simpsons, the worst children’s cartoon of all time. I’d like to see the stats because I bet Conan’s work on that show turned at least 7% of children to a life of rebellion, prostitution and then death from his pixelated ‘jokes’ on that show.

    With all this mind, it should come as no surprise that tonight’s episode of ‘The Tonight Show’ was highly disgusting.

    It started out with a man named Andy Reichster barking out Conan’s name and demanding the audience to stand up and cheer. This Reichster also used to have a show where he apparently ‘controlled the universe’, which is coincidentally similar to the dreams of some other notorious group from the last century.

    After the audience was visibly scared, Conan set off to give liberal ‘news’ jokes and not attack his buddy Hussein Obama, unlike what he would do to former noble President George W. Bush.

    Further promotion of the homogay agenda took place when Hollywood actor Will Ferrell came out, being carried upon a chair by four burly man servants with short skirts. This was very sick as the innuendo was intended to make the audience of adults and children at home comfortable with man-man love and closeness.

    Will Ferrell also sang a love ballad to Conan O’Brien, at which point I closed my ears and went to sleep to escape the terrors.

    My friends, God has judged NBC for its disrespect to President Bush and betrayal of the truth. The network is last in ratings because guys like Keith Olbermann and Conan O’Brien are spreading liberal filth and trying to corrupt America, using the word ‘comedy’ to make it all seem friendly.

    Make no mistake that the only person who will be laughing once Conan’s barbaric reign is over is Satan, as he ushers in the souls of Conan’s several hundred viewers and children who’ll be watching this filth every night. Warning: The following media clips contain highly immoral items. Please have women/children leave room before reviewing.

    The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Will Ferrell Interview (Part 1)

    The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Will Ferrell Interview (Part 2)

    The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Conan Uses Reverse Racism to Help Obama

    The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Celebrity’s Worship and Idolatry

    The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Opening Scene

    Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for
    promotes homogay agenda, atheism, biased liberal political comedy, reverse racism (promotes ‘hispanic’ Sotomayor for Obama), celebrity worship

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    Dan Nordgren Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY

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