• Savage Indians Worship Gay Color Changing Frog as ‘God’

    June 8, 2009 3:59 am 2 comments
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  • It is no secret that India is a very backwards country where The Plague still exists and people are known for taking monthly baths in filthy curry scented rivers. Even in the upper rungs of their prejudice caste system, the women still adorn their heads with silly dots as they fall to worship cows as their Lord and Savior.

    My heart truly goes out to this savage land that now numbers over 1 billion gypsies, but there is simply no offense for their latest act of pagan foolishness. These people have now claimed that a rainbow colored gay frog is their ‘god’.

    According to in-depth coverage from several hard-hitting sources
    , the Indians have ‘discovered’ a native frog that ‘magically’ changes its colors.

    One minute it can be blue. The next yellow, red or muave. Such frequent changing in colors is very typical of homosexuals and their love of perverting the meaning of rainbow patterns.

    The ‘god’ frog was reportedly discovered by an Indian gentleman named Reji Kumar. When it was first discovered, observers said it ‘was bright white, sparkling like the diamond encrusted sequin adorning an effeminate piano player’.

    Now tends of thousand Indians make a pilgramage to Reji’s home every day, so they may fall prostrate before this false god and worship its homosexual pride skin show.

    To a learned observer, such as a Christian theologian or zoologist, this frog would be quickly recognized as a ploy of Satan, much like Ida the Lemur monkey.

    Frogs that selectively change their skin color patterns for behavioral reasons alone are not natural and at best highly unusual. Keep in mind this frog is allegedly changing its colors at alarmingly flamboyant rates.

    The frog’s finder also admits, “My one problem is that this frog does not appear to eat. I keep trying to feed it but it doesn’t eat anything. I don’t know what else to give it.”

    The gay god evidence continued to mount as Reji also stated, “Then it changed to YELLOW and had gone GREY by the time he got it home.”

    “By night the frog was dark yellow, and then it became transparent so you could see its internal organs.”

    A frog that magically appears from nowhere, serves as a new pagan god, chooses to adorn itself in several bright colored outfits per day and eats like a finicky school girl on the cheerleading squad?

    Satan obviously planted this frog in India to spread the homogay agenda via a new pagan religion.

    Our friends in India can be a good people but only lack the light to show them the way. Tonight, let’s pray that this frog dies of a terrible disease so that our simple snake-charming friends are not bitten with another lie from Satan.

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